Saturday, March 03, 2018

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for trump pence funeral hands image

I need a caption for this pic.

Example: If his hands move one inch closer I swear....

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

To avoid sex scandals, I never meet with women alone without my wife present.

I figured that had me covered, but I never planned for THIS situation.

Anonymous said...

Black Michigan student accused of killing parents used firearm registered to father, police say


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/student-accused-killing-parents-gun-registered-father-article-1.3852799

mike from iowa said...

Drumpfuck publicly comes out of the closet. Extra, Extra!

Stoopid fucking Numbnuts from the House save Drumpf from himself at all costs, committee, flat out accused Dems of setting Drumpf up by purposely seating Melanoma between Drumpf and the true object of his obsession- next to Ivanka.

mike from iowa said...

You'll know its true love if Donnie shares his umbrella with Pence walking back to the WH.

mike from iowa said...

Upon seeing this picture,Log Cabin Wingnuts sent record amounts of payola to Drumpfuck's re-election ( meaning Drumpfuck will pocket this) campaign fund.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

dinthebeast said...

Melania: Whew! Thank god...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"Sit tight Mikey boy, I got this nigga"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Black Michigan student accused of killing parents used firearm registered to father, police say
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That is a really sad story, and you shouldn't try make a racial or gun control point out of it.

Lilacpr said...

Pence between clenched teeth: Not in public Donnie, not in public!

Anonymous said...

"at least my wife has a vagina unlike the previous administration."

Truth Hurts said...

Pence: not right now, Daddy.

PilotX said...

Dude! My wife is sitting RIGHT HERE!

New white folks said...

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a99ae32e4b089ec353a1fba?ncid=https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a99ae32e4b089ec353a1fba?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

Teacher has white nationalist podcast. These new white folks are something new.

PilotX said...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/overland-park-kansas-police-man-spits-black-child-calls-him-racial-slur-hooters/

There's no more racism.๐Ÿ™„

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

Teacher has white nationalist podcast. These new white folks are something new.
>>>>>>>>>

These are the white descendants of the whites that lynched/castrated Blacks as a spectator sport back in the day.

Anonymous said...

A statue of a caged gorilla is temporarily removed from a park in Texas because it is "racially offensive."

Gorilla goes viral: City removes park statue after seen as ‘offensive’
http://www.corsicanadailysun.com/news/gorilla-goes-viral-city-removes-park-statue-after-seen-as/article_d96326f6-1cc2-11e8-840c-533340cc8cca.html

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

Essence Black Women in Holloywood Awards y'all!!

YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

BT said...

What PilotX and Purple Cow wish they could do to each other if they lived closer to each other.

Anonymous said...

The Trumps and Mike Pence attend the opening night showing of Black Panther.

WAKANDA is not an alternative fact!

PilotX said...

"What PilotX and Purple Cow wish they could do to each other if they lived closer to each other."

Don't need to live close to someone to do that, I can jump on a plane. Now BT Jethro, I know you deal with the people closest to you
i.e. your sister/mother. Just so you know, that shit ain't normal๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

"Yes, Mike your wife is kind of ugly ... but be thankful she's not Michelle Obama!"

Anonymous said...

Mike from Iowa is a such a goddamn weak, pathetic cuck faggot.

Do you enjoy watching niggers fuck your wife, Mike? Do you even HAVE a wife?

Lance Cockstrong said...

Insecure Butt Trumpet's subtle move to check if Pence actually has a smaller white dick than he does.

mike from iowa said...

Lookee here- Drumpf lie 7 million.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/report-donald-trump-didn-t-203359354.html

Drumpf apparently did not get UCLA players freed. What? You mean Drumpf fucking lied again? I don't believe it!

On a sadder note, the first man to run a timed sub 4 minute mile- Dr Roger Bannister- has gone to that mile post in the sky.

magenta said...

"These are the white descendants of the whites that lynched/castrated Blacks as a spectator sport back in the day."

Is that where the term to "black ball" someone came from?

the smart set said...

Liberal beliefs:

-Men have uteruses

-illegals are citizens

-kids are old enough to decide gender at 5 but not old enough at 18 to defend themselves

-abortion is "healthcare"

-bad weather is Republicans fault

-evolution doesn't apply to human intelligence

Grind said...

How come we don't see more pics of Pence's daughters? They're pretty hot.

Yฤซshฤ“ng whose IQ is on the cusp of genius said...

Why isn't Wakanda on this chart?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXaPb0bVAAAZjiC.jpg

It's okay to be white said...

"Teacher has white nationalist podcast. These new white folks are something new."

Best get used to it. White people deserve the same right as anyone else to take pride in their people and pursue their common interests.

Yisheng is a retard said...

Barbara Bush is more attractive than Yisheng.

Anonymous said...

Why are white men so ugly and disgusting and white women so fine and fuckable?

Basso e Grasso said...

"Do you put out, or are you just a big tease?"

Gary said...

I wish that Wakanda was a real country so that Yisheng could be deported back there.

Wakandan Border Patrol said...

Sorry, but we don't accept refugees, and Yisheng isn't exactly your "best and brightest".

dinthebeast said...

"Is that where the term to "black ball" someone came from?"

Nope.

"Blackballing is a rejection in a traditional form of secret ballot, where a white ball or ballot constitutes a vote in support and a black ball signifies opposition.[1] This system is typically used where a club's rules provide that one or two objections, rather than an at-least-50% share of votes, are sufficient to defeat a proposition. Since the seventeenth century, these rules have commonly applied to elections to membership of many gentlemen's clubs and similar institutions such as Freemasonry and fraternities."

Then there's "Blackball Universe" which is Fantastic Negrito's multimedia studio down by Jack London Square...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump's reaction to being informed that ICE is deporting him to WAKANDA.

Truth Hurts said...

Nipples' thought bubble: " Thanks Pence I could use a break indefinitely, getting pee'ed on is starting to ruin my skin".

Troof Hurts said...

Yisheng has mudflaps.

The smarter set said...

Conservatives believe

-Conservative Jeezus controls the weather
-Conservative Jeezus hates abortion
-Conservative Jeezus hates Planned Parenthood
-Putin is our friend
-trump isn't Putin's bitch
-Only white people are smart
-Owning a gun is a family value
-Racism is only directed at whites
-the bible is a science and history book
-Ronald Reagan is a saint
-The earth is only 3,000 years old

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

Can one of you whooteemoos ask your grandparents what it was like to castrate a man and watch him being burned alive? I personally don't think many of your ancestors were very humane, which explains so much of your behavior today. You and your ancestors also why this country will forever be messed up.

Ebonics for all said...

Yisheng's vagina has cobwebs.

Yisheng is an genius said...

"Can one of you whooteemoos ask your grandparents what it was like to castrate a man and watch him being burned alive?"

Grandpa said you should read a book or shut your ignorant trap.

mike from iowa said...

Anonymous Yisheng is a retard said...

Barbara Bush is more attractive than Yisheng.

Not even the twin Barbra Butch.All wasicu wastey womens are uglier than 9 miles of rough road. They are all prickly beavers with as many dicks sticking out as have been stuck in. They blew pat being tashunkas.

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

PEEOTUS may need to rethink going after Aunt Maxine again, lol!!

https://thegrio.com/2018/03/04/president-trump-says-rep-maxine-waters-needs-iq-test-gridiron-dinner/?utm_content=buffer3eff2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Pat said...

I bet Mike Pence's wife gets laid more than Yisheng.

Django Unbrained said...

"Grandpa said you should read a book or shut your ignorant trap."

She did, it was called "Things that Never Happened", part of the "Rile up Negroes" series published by (((Simon & Schuster))).

Truman said...

Melania: I wish Donnie would do that to me sometime.

wasicu wastey said...

kike from iowa said...
They blew pat being tashunkas.

Drunk or retarded?

I say both.

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

mike from iowa said...
Not even the twin Barbra Butch.All wasicu wastey womens are uglier than 9 miles of rough road. They are all prickly beavers with as many dicks sticking out as have been stuck in. They blew pat being tashunkas.
>>>>>>>>>.

You know Mike, when a gangrene brained whooteemoo comes from a family of size 22's, NOTHING short of ugly/fat as hell, is normal.

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

T'Challa said...

Yisheng is too fat to be allowed in Wakanda.

Sad.

Roy said...

I'm a 47 year old virgin who still lives with his parents, but I'm still better than Yisheng and Mike from Iowa.

@therealmelania said...

Melania: I wish Donnie would do that to me sometime.
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No I don't!

mike from iowa said...

Black Panther wins third weekend in a row. Fuck wasicu wasteys.

T.Y. Hilton said...

Mike from Iowa, are you autistic or something?

Truth Hurts said...

ONLY low life whites fuck their relatives and produce children, so no he's NOT like your slow ass.

Troof Hurts said...

Yisheng's low IQ is the product of incest.

Anonymous said...

mike from iowa said...
"Black Panther wins third weekend in a row. Fuck wasicu wasteys."

How is the success of a heavily marketed Hollywood movie a rebuke to white people?

And who do you think gets the profits from Hollywood movies?

mike from iowa said...

It is the success and the subject matter that is a rebuke to wasicus and it has nada a thing to do with who gets the profits. Leave off the genetically modified willow shoots and stop hallucinating, Anymoose.

mike from iowa said...

One good thing came from a cop murdering a black man in cold blood and getting away with it.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/03/philando-castile-charity-school-lunch-debt-st-paul-minnesota/

Yฤซshฤ“ng, WAKANDA FOREVER!!!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ said...

Mike, that "one good thing" sounds about as reprehensible as whooteemoos talking about Black success in America since being brought over as slaves.

PilotX said...

Interesting article about Charlie Rose interview with Toni Morrison in which she is told to "grow up and write about white people." ๐Ÿ˜

I'm Black Y'all said...

"Charlie Rose interview with Toni Morrison in which she is told to "grow up and write about white people."


Black people seem only to care about black issues, read black authors who write about black people, see movies about black people, watch sports that feature black people, care about news only as to how it affects black people.

You can't have anything beyond a superficial conversation with a black person about any topic where the issue doesn't comes down to how it affects black people.

Maybe Charlie was just pointing out how narrow black intellectual life is.

Anonymous said...

Yฤซshฤ“ng is an genius said...
"Mike, that "one good thing" sounds about as reprehensible as whooteemoos talking about Black success in America since being brought over as slaves."

When I think of the word "success", I immediately think of Mike and Yisheng.

mike from iowa said...

Howz this for a total witch hunt- Mueller Subpoenas All Communications To And From Trump, Page, Lewandowski, Hicks, Schiller, Cohen, Manafort, Gates, Stone, and Bannon

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Wasicus wasteys can't have a conversation about blacks without whining how their entire paychecks go to support blacks who refuse to help themselves,are drains on society and should be shipped en masse back to Africa.

Anonymous said...

Pence said:
"Damn, it's bad enough my wife has to follow me around to keep me from screwing around on her again.
Get your hand away from me before she thinks me and you have something goin on."

Another fuckboi said...

Maybe Charlie was just pointing out how narrow black intellectual life is.
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Or Charlie is just an asshole like you.

PilotX said...

Toni Morrison has won several literary awards so obviously Charlie Rose has no clue as to what he's talking about.

field negro said...

Pilot@8:02 is the winner.

Anonymous said...

Truth Hurts said...
ONLY low life whites fuck their relatives and produce children, so no he's NOT like your slow ass.
6:04 PM

Come to the ghetto......

mike from iowa said...

Pretty obvious horny goat Drumpf knows enough not to touch infected with Drumpf disease- Melanoma. Pence's pant just got Drumpfed and he will need to amputate his leg and burn it along with his pants.

mike from iowa said...

You can say Melanoma is spoiled for all other men and women and not in a good way. EEEEWWWWW!!!