Monday, June 11, 2018

"Little Rocket Man" is not looking so little these days.

Image result for trump kim images Tonight the American president meets with his moral twin in Singapore. They will be comparing notes on who has the worst haircut in the history of haircuts and whose hands are bigger.

I kid of course. Actually trump and his minions are touting this as the meeting of the century. To hear them tell it this meeting will change the world forever. Forget Tehran 1943, this will be bigger.  There will be no more nukes, North and South Koreans will unite, and there will be Burger King joints on every corner in Pyongyang. A trump hotel will follow soon as well.  Do they have Nobel Peace Prizes in orange?

Anywhoo, while trump is kissing up to "Little Rocket Man" , and putting on his latest dictator reality show, he seems to be on a mission to diss our friends to the North and our Allies in Europe. He even personally called out the Canadian PM in no uncertain terms. (I think he is jealous of the guy.) I mean the man (trump) really made a fool of himself at the G7.  So much so that he had other world leaders questioning his sanity; not to mention the sanity of us Americans for electing him as our president. There is this pic of him and the other leaders that says it all. To say he did Putin's bidding is is an understatement. Putin didn't have to be there, he had trump.  trump is doing his best to weaken Nato, which is exactly what Putin needs him to do. (Can I get those shower videos back now, Vlad? Not yet Donald, you still have some work to do.)

One of trump's top aides said that there is a "special place in hell" for the Canadian Prime Minister. The devil sure is slick. I never knew that hell had different kinds of places. I always thought that once you were there it was pretty much a wrap. So if that's the case, where will guys like trump and Kim Jong Un kick it in Satan's place? Rhetorical question. If you believe in such a place you have to believe that the devil will just keep them alive and force everyone there to look at their haircuts, 24/7. That is a hell that no man or woman can bear. I am sure of it.

Anyway, I found the following to be the most interesting news coming out of trump's summit.

 "South Korean news agency The Chosunilbo reported that when Kim arrived in Singapore this week on an Air China Boeing 747, he also was accompanied by an IL-76 transport plane carrying food, "his bullet-proof limousine and a portable toilet."

And accordingly to Lee Yun-keol, who worked in a North Korean Guard Command unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, that's par for the course.

"Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels," Lee Yun-keol told the Washington Post.

The reason? They are protecting against a literal info dump.

"The leader's excretions contain information about his health status so they can't be left behind," Lee Yun-keol explained." [Source]

One could argue that trump should be bringing his own  portable toilet as well. We wouldn't want those foreign governments going through.....well, you get the idea.

*Pic from cnn.com 






65 comments:

PilotX said...

All you have to do is what Clinton pretty much did and give N. Korea food so everybody gets what they want, the US gets peace the N. Korean people get to eat. Win win, but of course the orange menace will say it was all his idea.

dinthebeast said...

So Kudlow had a heart attack. All of that cocaine and alcohol will do that to you, even years later like Kudlow, but why the fuck couldn't it have been Bolton instead?

This summit, as it has been the product of a lot of work by president Moon of South Korea, does have the chance of being a breakthrough for the Korean peninsula, who could really use it after being at war for seventy years.

So the question is whether Mr. Moon and Mr. Kim can play Fergus to get something real done in spite of his incompetence and, uh, personality problems. We know they have the motivation and have been working together on it lately, so who knows? Fergus isn't a very complicated puzzle, so I lean toward believing they have a real chance at it as long as Fergus doesn't get bored and throw a fit.

And if he does? They must have a contingency plan for that eventuality as it is hella likely, and the future of their countries is at stake.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

“This summit, as it has been the product of a lot of work by president Moon of South Korea, does have the chance of being a breakthrough for the Korean peninsula, who could really use it after being at war for seventy years.”

I have to admit, I don’t really see how this will happen. I mean Kim has been sorta making nice with South Korea’s president, but how can there be a real peace between the two countries? Wouldn’t a peace treaty eliminate the justification for North Korea walling itself off from the world?

And if North Korea opens its borders and stops censoring all information entering the country, its citizens will then discover their government has been keeping them all in abject poverty and misery for many decades for no apparent reason. And then they will rise up in a titanic rage and slay Kim Jong-Un.

So I really don’t see how Kim can agree to end the war without it ultimately resulting in his own demise.

As for giving up his nukes, Kim has already told Trump no. As an alternative, he has generously offered to allow America to open some of our famed burger joints in his country!

Seriously.

So I have no idea what is the point of this freaking summit. What is to negotiate, if nukes are off the table? Are they going to delve into the details of these prospective burger joints? Is Trump there to discuss the sauces that will accompany the North Korean McNuggets?

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Anonymous said...

Why didn't they hold the summit in Wakanda?

Lilacpr said...

The porta-potty coupled with bringing his own food could mean he's an insulin dependent diabetic...

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, China is probably hoping really hard that whatever happens doesn't involve the people of North Korea finding out what an iphone is, and why exactly they don't have one.
But I saw a Korean scholar on TV yesterday who seems to think there is a change underway on the peninsula whether or not the summit goes well, or happens at all. She said "The peace train has left the station and there's no going back."

-Doug in Oakland

PilotX said...

https://www.theroot.com/man-arrested-for-threatening-to-bomb-black-harvard-gr-1826737031

Anonymous said...

“Yeah, China is probably hoping really hard that whatever happens doesn't involve the people of North Korea finding out what an iphone is, and why exactly they don't have one.”

North Koreans who have escaped to other countries are stunned and filled with a sense of betrayal by their government when they find out how backward and mismanaged and repressive North Korea is compared to their neighbors, especially the South. One can only imagine the reaction if the entire population were to come to this realization at the same time.

That’s why it’s hard to conceive of how North Korea’s isolation could end with some sort of gradual adjustment. It seems like a catastrophic implosion is more likely.

I guess we’ll all find out one day. This crazy situation can’t be sustained forever.

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Anonymous said...

Hey.....Smells like monkey shit in here.

mike from iowa said...

If we could permanently shut Drumpf's trap there wouldn't be mounds of indiscreet secretions scattered everywhere.

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf will stab N Kprea in the back before too long. He can't help himself. He is not a nice person. In fact, he is not human. He is a pig of the worst kind.

Anonymous said...

Hey.....Smells like monkey shit in here.
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Funny that started right at 7:20am.

field negro said...

Anon@7:20, closing your mouth might make that smell go away. Just a thought. ­čĄö

Comrade Misfit said...

I agree, other than quibbling about Tehran, 1943 being in the last century.

If President Hillary Clinton had made the same deal, every Republican in and out of D.C, along with everyone on Faux News, would be losing their collective shit today.

Anonymous said...

President Hillary Clinton would be starting wars in Korea, Syria and Ukraine.

President Donald Trump is finishing them.

Robert DeNiro said...

Democrats and their media allies on the left actually prefer a destabilized Korean Peninsula under nuke threat, pushing for war with Russia and her proxies, higher taxes, higher unemployment, a slower economy, gun confiscation, and MS-13 flooding into the U.S..

That's what they are running on.

Good luck with that.

Curtis said...

Hey Field, just change your name to "Fag Negro" already.

Lance Cockstrong said...

Two micro-dick sissies meeting for the first time. This can only mean bad (and laughable) things.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

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Anonymous said...

Fuck the gooks and chinks!

Anonymous said...

When I want to see what Clown World is thinking, I come here.

Lil' Kim knows what happened to Hafez al-Assad.  Assad used a public restroom during a diplomatic trip and Mossad analyzed his urine.  Mossad found he was on chemotherapy drugs and wouldn't live much longer, so they stonewalled any peace initiatives with Syria.  The rest is history.

Field, of course, knew nothing of this until now.  He's an ignoranus (that's someone who's both stupid AND an asshole).

As for the Trumpster, even Jimmy Carter is hailing him as a great man for the accomplishment in Korea.

mike from iowa said...

Robert DeNiro said...

Democrats and their media allies on the left actually prefer a destabilized Korean Peninsula under nuke threat, pushing for war with Russia and her proxies, higher taxes, higher unemployment, a slower economy, gun confiscation, and MS-13 flooding into the U.S..

What a pack of right wing bullshit/lies/propaganda/talking points/stoopid fucking wasicu wingnut fucking stoopidity.

Anonymous said...

Democrats used to have bumper stickers reading "question authority"

Now they want to make it illegal to question authority.

mike from iowa said...

From stoopidanyfuckingmoose's own link- The latest Israeli assessment,” the paper reported, is that “Assad is living on borrowed time and that a potential partner for peace may be lost.”

The paper quoted an aide to Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak as saying: “We should do everything possible to reach an agreement while Assad is alive. Nobody knows what will happen after Assad.

They stonewalled nothing, you ignoramus. The toilet was built especially for the purpose of analyzing waste by Israel and counterparts.

mike from iowa said...

Just what exactly did Drumpfuck the dumbfuck achieve at this lowest summit ever? No de-nuclearization of Korean peninsula. Does he get to sell the Drumpfuck the dumbfuck brand and pocket the money? If Kim comes to Mara Largehole will Kim share any profits?

mike from iowa said...

Grumpf touts utilities that have lowered rates because of taxcuts for the koch bros. Except for a few small details like the average customer will save $1 to $4 and the cuts are mandated by regulations.

Drumpfuck's Russian butt buddy Putin is lying like Frumpfuck, now. He claims Russia is still in G7.

mike from iowa said...

Any deals Fergus makes with either Kore will most likely involve Drumpf making millions. He is in this for himself and nobody else.

mike from iowa said...

This fake agreement with N Korea is the first victim of my pen when I am elected in 2020. Drumpf's name will not be allowed to be seen, heard or talked about until after all his damage has been undone. Fuck stoopid fucking wasicu wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

mike from iowa promises to renuclearize north korea if elected. stoopid fucking wasicu wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

Drumpf is going to take the Nork's plutonium and power his hotels with it. mike has it figured out.

President Special Snowflake said...

World leaders trembled at the sight of this man:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfgXLeBXkAEtI_X.jpg

Anonymous said...

If you show leftists that the Arctic isn't melting, they get angry.
If you make world peace, leftists get angry.
If you provide clean reliable low cost energy, leftists get angry.

Conclusion : leftists are mentally ill

Anonymous said...

Out of 44 black female candidates running for US House seats, only one is being backed by the DNC, a sign that Dems are already regretting their clarion call for literally everyone to take a shot at running for public office.

http://fashthenation.com/2018/06/democrats-shun-minority-female-candidates/

Se├▒or Kinky said...

I got a bonus, pay raise and my electric bill is down about $7 dollars a month.All thanks to tax cuts.

Why is Mike from Iowa so against Americans keeping more of their money?

mike from iowa said...

http://www.the-immoral-minority.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/destroy-america.jpg

This just in. The little fat guy and Kim Jung Un's joint news conference.

anotherbozo said...

One could argue that trump should be bringing his own portable toilet as well. We wouldn't want those foreign governments going through.....well, you get the idea.

What comes out of the other end is bad enough.

PilotX said...

https://www.google.com/amp/www.newsweek.com/fox-news-video-trump-obama-north-korea-848618%3famp=1

PilotX said...

"Out of 44 black female candidates running for US House seats, only one is being backed by the DNC, a sign that Dems are already regretting their clarion call for literally everyone to take a shot at running for public office."

44 Black females running for office as Democrats? How many do the Republicans running for office?

mike from iowa said...

For the thick of head- FERC works to ensure customers get utility rate cuts from GOP tax bill
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/.../energy/ferc-works-to-ensure-customers-get-...
Mar 15, 2018 - The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission on Thursday voted to begin a process of seeking comment to ensure utility consumers see ...
AARP Helps Reduce Utility Rate Increases
https://www.aarp.org/politics-society/advocacy/info-2018/utility-rate-hikes-fd.html
Mar 19, 2018 - AARP successfully fought a proposed $11.25-a-month electric rate increase ... in both states to oppose mandatory fees that would be added to consumers' ... AARP opposition also helped cut a proposed utility rate increase in ...
Utilities celebrate Trump's tax cuts, but will customers benefit?
www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/economy/article193817264.html
Jan 9, 2018 - Regulated utilities stand to save billions of dollars each year from the ... benefit — either with a reduction in rates or a mandate for utilities to ...
Utility rates to drop | Local News | sharonherald.com
www.sharonherald.com/.../utility-rates.../article_bfa3ab81-b9fa-558d-9565-cb185b66...
6 days ago - Customers of Penn Power and National Fuel Gas will get a rate cut with ... electric rate cuts mandated by the state Public Utilities Commission


Not seeing much about taxcuts causing rate drops. Must be a stopid fucking wingnut thing.

PilotX said...

"With that funding she is getting, she is going to get a lot of exposure to Hispanics and cucky Whites. Even with all that though, the district since 2000-2016 has gone red every single election except for Obama’s 2008 campaign. Their current representative Randy Hultgren beat out a Democrat with 56% of the vote and is an advocate for homeschooling. Underwood is most likely the sort of gal to want to raise taxes to help fund Black Chicago schools."

Cucky whites? Black Chicago schools? Gal? This sounds like a serious author to me­čÖä

Anonymous said...

“Cucky whites? Black Chicago schools? Gal? This sounds like a serious author to me”

This is from the pinheads who run “The Right Stuff” blog. So, in other words, Nazis.

The Right Stuff (blog)

You can tell exactly how wingnutty these dudes are by their skewed description of the 14th district as “urban.” The 14th comprises the far-western, overwhelmingly white, and mostly Republican-leaning suburbs of Chicago. Those only appear “urban” if you’re looking at them from deep in the backwoods of Redneckistan.

And their logic that the black candidate isn’t being well funded by the dastardly Dems because they hate blacks is some pretty poor logic. The Dems would be foolish to spend much money on a candidate of any ethnicity in that district — it’s a long shot for their party to win, no matter what.

PilotX said...

And are they talking about the primaries or general?

mike from iowa said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you show leftists that the Arctic isn't melting, they get angry.
If you make world peace, leftists get angry.
If you provide clean reliable low cost energy, leftists get angry.

Conclusion : leftists are mentally ill

What utter horse shit. What world peace? Drumpf has stabbed South Korea in the back and destabilized the peninsula by giving Jung un what he wanted. Drumpf got nothing as his record as a negotiator indicated he was worthless as tits on a boar.

Dems provide the clean low cost energy, stoopid fucking wingnuts want to subsidize dirty coal and allow utilities to tax solar power to raise the price so koch bros can have a more level playing field for dirty tarsands crap they import from Canada.

You are too stoopid to understand rising temps from burning fossil fuels makes ice melt.

Anonymous said...

"And their logic that the black candidate isn’t being well funded by the dastardly Dems because they hate blacks is some pretty poor logic"

Read the article. Black candidates aren't being supported by the DNC because 1) They're out of money and 2) They want to win. The Dem strategy for 2018/2020 is to run moderate-sounding whites in order to fool the voters. Also, the democrat party is post peak negro now, and the future of the party is white women (short term) and Hispanic/Asian (long term).

Anonymous said...

I don’t know, but I’m not sure it matters much one way or the other. This is not a district that is very winnable for Dems.

Bill Foster briefly held it after pedo Dennis Hastert resigned mid-term, but other than Foster, it’s been all Republicans for a long time.

Se├▒or Kinky said...

BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court orders Kim Jong Un to continue his development of nuclear weapons.

https://www.cnn.com/

Yisheng = nigger, lilac = cunt said...

Trump supporters are sad, pathetic people.

mike from iowa said...

NK wouldn't have nukes if dumbass dubya and Bolton hadn't abandoned Clinton era agreement that kept NK nuke free. Dumbass dubya refused to engage in talks with NK until after the nukes were built.

mike from iowa said...

https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/agreedframework dumbass dubya had the opportunity to stop NK and he chose to abandon the Agreed Framework instead.

Se├▒or Kinky said...
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Se├▒or Kinky said...

Est├║pido.........Est├║pido

The only dumbass was Clinton. He's the reason NK has nukes.


'Norms have changed' for what you can do to somebody against their will-Bill Clinton.

kmg said...

Rip Van Winkle Leftists finally become anti-Soviet 27 years after the Soviet Union is dissolved. Mother Jones & National Review united at last. So beautiful & I didn't think I'd live long enough to see it. Deo gratias

Anonymous said...

trump doing china eyes at kim saying "ching pong dong doing sucky sucky", kim doing wide eyes back at trump saying "hamburger xbox mickey mouse", and then they both slap each other on the back and have a good laugh

Major Whittington said...

I love being white. We conquered the earth, then landed on the moon. We’re trendsetters. There’s no arguing this.

mike from iowa said...


Blogger Se├▒or Kinky said...

Est├║pido.........Est├║pido

The only dumbass was Clinton. He's the reason NK has nukes.


'Norms have changed' for what you can do to somebody against their will-Bill Clinton.

Clinton prevented NK from building them. dumbass dubya told them to go ahead and build them. Of course, stoopid fucking wingnuts can't perceive the difference.





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Anonymous said...

Yisheng = nigger

lilac = cunt

mike from iowa said...

Moar wingnut lies debunked- https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/us/politics/fast-check-trump-north-korea-1994-framework-nuclear.html

dumbass dubya is solely responsible for NK's nuke program.End of story.

Anonymous said...

Clinton gave North Korea nukes. End of story.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/us/politics/fast-check-trump-north-korea-1994-framework-nuclear.html

mike from iowa said...

umbass dubya is solely responsible for NK's nuke program.End of story.

Anonymous said...

Our POTUS wishes that he can be an imperial president just like Kim Jung Un.
Our POTUS wants absolute power.

...and he's on his way to getting it.

All any elected official needs to do is vow to protect white supremacy and that's all it takes to hypnotize white folks into a trance like coma in America.

Hell... he's even got Pence actually repeating his movements.
It won't be long before the entire Republican Party is on board with everything thet this racist, bigoted PoTUS does.

Hell, even some "self hating" "dying to be accepted" Blacks and Hispanics are shouting in favor of our POTUS louder than his own counterparts. Even after he tried to keep blacks out of his apartment buildings, and falsely accused the Central Park 5, continually utters racist remarks, and had a father who was a member of the Klan.


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