Saturday, January 05, 2019

Caption Saturday.

trump bald

I need a caption for this pic.

*Pic from heavy.com

36 comments:

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Three blind mice, an orange fat guy, and I don't know who the other guy is.

dinthebeast said...

Becoming more and more insecure about his hair, the president resolves to surround himself with bald men.

-Doug in Oakland

LeonT said...

I haven't seen anything this gay since I was last in The Castro.

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump holds a press conference to announce the pointless continuation of his pointless government shutdown, while flanked by the members of Right Said Fred, Jean-Luc Picard, and Dr. Evil.

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Trump hires the Sillysonavivich Brothers Construction Company to build the wall for $12,000.

Trump fires Rudy, retains Putin, Putin, Putin and Tootin to represent him in the Mueller investigation.


Karaoke night at the White House. Trump sings Careless Whisper.

Anonymous said...

Super Bowl 53 Prediction:

New Orleans Saints vs. Los Angeles Chargers

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Four literal dickheads.

Anonymous said...

Fuck white people. Fuck the white race.

PilotX said...

trump and the trumpettes singing their greatest hits about walls that Mexico will pay for and other lies.

Lt.Commander Johnson said...

I don't understand it all. I have onset of Parkinson disease. I wish to think what I should understand, maybe I don't think I understand anymore..

Please forgive me for my past regressions, except for Queenie and all her past nom de guerres.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous Bloviating Ignoramus said...

"Four literal dickheads."
****************************

Four? There are five people in the picture, six if you count the woman whose head shows above Trumps right shoulder

Anonymous said...

“Four? There are five people in the picture, six if you count the woman whose head shows above Trumps right shoulder”

If you count her. That ruins the joke, though.

People are avoiding mentioning her, not out of sexism, but because the funny thing is that Trump managed to line up 4 bald white dude clones behind him for some reason, which makes the picture weird and mildly amusing.

Anonymous said...

king trump is a mother fucker.

Anonymous said...

And these are the boys that are gonna help continue the shutdown,Curly,Curly Joe,Curly Mo,and Shine!!!!

mike from iowa said...

Stone waste of white.

Commandeered Queenie if what you say is true, I won't take everything you say as flat out talking points. But I still have only one user name.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the gooks and chinks!

PilotX said...

https://www.inc.com/chris-matyszczyk/delta-united-airlines-pilots-to-president-trump-cut-nonsense.html?fbclid=IwAR1TTmP7zKBYK3IYuXtw2d04IF0mV0kat8-pfpLxXr9y6jThfiuB2NInsSM

Anonymous said...

Evangelicals new 'Savior in Chief' David Denison alias Donald Trump alias Mr. Russian Asset addresses the nation with his apostles by his side.

Michael Dean Miller said...

"Turns out the Texas driveby shooter wasn't a White guy.
It was a black guy.
Again."

Anonymous said...

Turns out the next mass shooter was a white guy. Again.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


PilotX

at 2:37 AM

My thanks to the pilots who sent Trump the letter and to all pilots who get us from here to there safely. At the same web site, there is a very enlightening article entitled "7 Habits of Highly Empathetic People. How much better the world would be if everyone would practice these simple behaviors.

anotherbozo said...

Off topic, but Field, I was just looking into Don Shirley, jazz-pianist subject of the movie "Green Book," which already has won 2 Golden Globes, and found that he's not only American but JAMAICAN-American.

You gotta devote one blog at least to accomplished Jamaican-Americans (and may include yourself). Amazing how much that little island has to show for itself--I keep running into that hyphenated label when researching people...

anotherbozo said...

HAIR CLUB FOR MEN RIVAL PROMOTES FERRET-ON-HEAD SOLUTION TO BALDNESS

Anonymous said...

So the black baby momma in Houston (who is so dumb she can't even spell "Jasmine" correctly) accused a white man in a red pickup of shooting her daughter to death.

Turns out that the perps were actually two black men who look nothing at all like the police sketch.

How about an apology to all of the wrongly-suspected white men out there who were unjustly targeted for your hate?  How about an acknowledgement that Black Lies Matter?  (We're still waiting for you to apologize for Tawana Brawley and Crystal Gayle Mangum too.  If white people owe you for "slavery" and "racism", you owe whites for all of that.)

Mark said...

"Hair? These guys don't need hair. I have hair to spare."

dinthebeast said...

Cyntoia Brown had her sentence commuted by outgoing governor Bill Haslam.

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

Anymoose whines-How about an apology to all of the wrongly-suspected white men out there who were unjustly targeted for your hate?

In 2017 139 wrongly convicted/innocent people were freed from prison. Get on yer wasicu knobby kneesa nd beg forgiveness for all the crimes whitey did to these people to illegally incarcerate them, phucker!

https://www.innocenceproject.org/report-exonerations-in-2017/

Over 2000 innocent, mostly Black males were freed since the Innocence Project got under way. Anymoose is quick to pull the trigger.

mike from iowa said...

Too bad cops don't go around and roust every white guy and shoot them in the back when they run or scratch their asses. He was going for his gun and I was so scared for my life that whitey gonna shoot me with his shooty gun.

dinthebeast said...

Oops, I got that wrong, he granted her full clemency.

-Doug in Oakland

PilotX said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/01/conservatives-rage-after-christian-bale-thanks-satan-in-golden-globes-speech/?fbclid=IwAR10ZcUwmQv85xksl1JZaa6L-EDWQdy_5UpAbf-EBiUrsHAOpbSGex4OQLo

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Arizona right-wing group sends armed man into church to yell at volunteers for helping migrants
By Alan Pyke

From thinkprogress.org

Anonymous said...

"I will be re-elected in 2020!!"

Anonymous said...

>> Arizona right-wing group sends armed man into church to yell at volunteers for helping migrants

You mis-spelled "illegal alien invaders", you treasonous bitch.

rodell7 said...

All the white men

rodell7 said...

As a matter of fact all of
trumps photo opts are always ...all the white men!!! This man is as far from GOD as any president this country has ever spawned.

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