Saturday, February 09, 2019

Caption Saturday.



I need a caption for this pic.


*Pic from usatoday.com

41 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Christine Pelosi posted to Twitter Wednesday that the image reminded her of her teen years: "She knows. And she knows that you know. And frankly she’s disappointed that you thought this would work. But here’s a clap. #youtriedit"

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Donald had gotten the clap so many times, from so many women, but he never thought he'd get it from Nancy.

Flying Junior said...

Mike Pence thought bubble: “Thank you Jesus for sending us your prophet! Praise God for answered prayer.”

Nancy Pelosi telepathic transmission: “Oh yeah baby! Yes, it’s all about you Donnie. You’re the man with the plan. You are the greatest president of all time. You are all that and more! You’re so manly. You make me shiver.”

Paradoctor said...

Clap _this_.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Speaker Pelosi: “Well played, little man. You’re as full of it as your byproduct Trump steaks.”

Anonymous said...

"Im going to put you in prison Nancy"

mike from iowa said...

Pelosi's gator chomp telling Drumpf the swamp is closing in on his pasty white orange ass.

Anonymous said...


Ms. Pelosi moves her hands closer so he can see the difference between their positions.

Narrative Collapse said...

Uh-oh.  The credibility of the faggot is so low, not even leftist media takes his "MAGA attack" claim seriously any more:

https://www.mediaite.com/online/behind-the-scenes-its-clear-chicago-media-and-police-doubt-jussie-smollets-story/

"Among other things, the police have made it very clear they have not yet found any proof of an attack, despite having almost all of Smollett’s movements on surveillance video. They have disclosed that Smollett would not give over his cell phone to verify his timeline of events. They even published photos of “persons of interest” that they had to know were going to be universally mocked for being obviously irrelevant."

Junkie Smellitt may not be toast yet, but he should be.  And so should all you lefturd hacks.

Hate Crime Update said...

The market demand for white racism greatly exceeds the supply, artificially inflating the price, which is why so many people are incentivized to create salable examples of white racism by staging fake hate crimes.

Jessie Smollett's story is obviously another hate hoax, but it feeds the media's need for another hit of hate crack, so they and their target audience can't resist hitting that pipe.

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Don't fuck with me Butt Trumpet I will kick your fat ass right here on national TV

field negro said...

Anon@10:59 PM: "Donald had gotten the clap so many times, from so many women, but he never thought he'd get it from Nancy."

The leader!! :)

Anonymous said...

The URL and pictures say it all.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/lawsuit-chicago-teacher-allowed-friend-to-beat-fourth-grade-student-in-school-bathroom

Can there be any doubt that they do exactly the same thing at home?  It's a whole culture of child abuse.

Anonymous said...

Combine littering and black entrepreneurship, and what do you get?

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/police-say-1-man-responsible-for-dumping-100-000-tires-across-metro/916998376

Anonymous said...

Nancy Pelosi applause for Trumps leadership and greatness.

PilotX said...

Since trump's hands are too small to clap Nancy sparks a huge amount of jealousy.

19th amendment said...


Does Widdle Ronald McDonald want him bally wally's back????

dinthebeast said...

Here's hoping that Oakland's Fantastic Negrito wins his second Grammy tonight for best contemporary blues album. Last year it was his breakthrough album "The Last Days of Oakland" and this year it's his follow-up "Please Don't Be Dead".

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Black people have a problem:  99% of them make the other 1% look bad.

Political Correctness is a program to stop everyone else from Noticing the 99%.

Casa Negrito said...

Does the Fantastic Negrito have his own blog?

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said...

"Black people have a problem: 99% of them make the other 1% look bad.

Political Correctness is a program to stop everyone else from Noticing the 99%."
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White people have a problem 0.00001% of them are Nazis and they make the other 99.00009% of us look very bad!

Political correctness is a myth made up by people who don't believe in common courtesy and want nothing to restrain their being rude and thoughtless.

dinthebeast said...

"Does the Fantastic Negrito have his own blog?"

Not really, but he has a website with tour information and merch and stuff like every other musician. He does his more bloggy stuff on Twitter.

https://fantasticnegrito.com/

-Doug in Oakland

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


BLACK VOICES
02/10/2019 09:00 am ET
Meet The Grammy-Nominated Singer Reclaiming Folk Music’s Black History
Folk artist Dom Flemons hopes to take home his second Grammy on Sunday for “Black Cowboys,” his widely celebrated tribute to the black West.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dom-flemons-grammys_us_5c5e27a6e4b0eec79b236d47


Anonymous said...

"Black people have a problem: 99% of them make the other 1% look bad.

Political Correctness is a program to stop everyone else from Noticing the 99%."


White supremacists have a problem: Whenever they quote a statistic, it's always one they made up.

White supremacy is a program to stop everyone else from noticing that the most dimwitted and useless white people are, in fact, dimwitted and useless, by yammering about how at least they're better than those scary thugs in Chicago.

Flying Junior said...

Damn! That's some blues.

Governor Coonman said...

The Grammys and the Oscars have just turned into more "Plaques for Blacks" shows, so they don't get called "racist".

That's life in the BRA. I oughta know.

Rachel Dolezal said...

I couldn’t care less whether Elizabeth Warren is a legitimate squaw.

But I care very much that being non-white in America is so valuable as to make it worth lying about.

Shaun King said...

Being a POC immediately conveys dramatic benefits in college admissions, corporate hiring, and government contracting, along with the freedom to openly advocate for your own tribal interests.

Dimwitted and useless said...

Black people have a problem: 99% of them make the other 1% look bad.
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Betting this genius wasn't a math major.

And more dimwitted and useless fuckboys said...

The Grammys and the Oscars have just turned into more "Plaques for Blacks" shows, so they don't get called "racist".
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Says the talentless hack that couldn't hum a tune or act his way out of a McDonald's bag.

Anonymous said...

The consummate attention w**** FOTUS 44

Anonymous said...

New Nation News

Anonymous said...

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2019/02/cleveland-man-charged-in-beating-death-of-83-year-old-man-at-independence-gas-station.html#incart_river_mobile_index

Anonymous said...

https://www.gainesvilletimes.com/news/man-charged-murder-shooting-death-local-businessman-philanthropist/

Anonymous said...

https://www.cbs46.com/news/decatur-man-arrested-charged-with-felony-murder/article_2abc196a-2a53-11e9-8d33-a368cfd495ee.html

Anonymous said...

https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/nassau-county/pair-accused-of-stealing-from-walmart-hitting-pedestrian-in-store-parking-lot

Anonymous said...

The Grammys and the Oscars have just turned into more "Plaques for Blacks" shows, so they don't get called "racist".


Should be called The Sammys…...

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous said...

New Nation News

8:47 PM
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New Nation News is fake news with a Nazi agenda.

dinthebeast said...

It looks like he won. That album has a song called "Plastic Hamburgers" on it that is worth the price of the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djWziMwFVWw

-Doug in Oakland

Paradoctor said...

To all the lame-o anonymoids trying to hijack this thread with lies and distractions:

A Pelosi hand-clap to you!

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said...


"The consummate attention w**** FOTUS 44"

8:17 PM


No, that would be Donald Trump. He's the consummate attention whore.