Ahhh this is rich. Every now and then I love to make people aware of what is going on in blogger land among some of our more mentally challenged bloggers.
Anywho, I stumbled across this gem while checking out "Bloglines". The clown uses the words "Negro Field" in his post so it showed up under my handle. As with a previous blogger I linked here; it's hard to tell if this genius thinks he is funny, is trying to use satire to make a point, or is just a flat out racist.
Check it out:
"Even though few Whites have heard a thing about it, Negroes — of all ages and sexes — secretly perform a boisterous Chimpanzee ritual called “Cheshi Tumbili” (Funny Monkey) in the privacy of their subPRIMATE mortgage homes and away from any prying White eyes. During this activity, they drink the intoxicating malt beverage “Colt-45″ and smoke copious amounts of narcotic substances, like crack cocaine or cheap Mexican skunkweed. The rare photograph above shows us two, possibly on the “down-low,” Negroes doing the Funny Monkey — now thought to be a vestigial behavior from the days of darkest Africa!
PART II OF MY GROUNDBREAKING “BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL” RESEARCH PROJECT: STEALTH RACIST TECHNIQUES FOR THE BEGINNING NEGRO FIELD RESEARCHER.
After revealing to the world my on-going anthropological work on the Africanus-American species in North America with my “Black is Beautiful” Field Work Progress…” report, my email and phone has been going off the hook from wannabee researchers, all wishing to contribute to my studies. So I’ve decided to take you, the budding Primate Researcher, under my wing and pass along some stealth racist tips to help you on your way!
The most important tool that I always take with me into the field, is a small white box about 2.5″ x 2″ with holes on one side; which is a simple, but highly effective sound device not requiring any batteries and fits nicely in the palm of your hand. You can easily find them in any large pet store by looking for boxes of furry toys, some look like ducks, some like cats. Look for the monkey one and give it a squeeze — you’ll be able to feel a box buried inside and it’ll cost about $6 or $7 dollars."
How about this quote from the resident self ordained Negrologist?
"Everyone has had it happen before. You’re in a rush to get some cold beer and are going down some aisle in a grocery store when you find your way totally blocked by some giant, food-stamping Sheboon in stretch pants; all bent over and purposelessly spending an eternity on deciding what brand of beans to buy or something equally inane. And all you want to do is get past that massive set of Negress-buttocks blocking the entire dam aisle, before you get a disgusting eyeful of soiled underwear or find yourself exposed to her breaking foul wind in your direction.
Now, as a suitably equipped Negrologist, you can look at such situations as a valuable scientific opportunity!"
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Mr. "Negrologist", you had better be thankful for the Internet. Sometimes, for the truly ignorant, I am sure anonymity can be a beautiful thing. Still, I am glad you are around, I hope you continue to post, and that your blog grows in popularity. To that end, I hope my link to your site helped.
Folks, feel free to go over to Mr. "Negrologist's" house and have a conversation with him. But remember, be nice, I have had some complaints about you field Negroes and your behavior when you go into other people's sites. They say you can be a bit....well, spirited.