In honor of the chosen one joining Jaws at his late night desk, I have a top ten list that should be considered:
Here are the top ten reasons president Obama should go after Rush Limbaugh:
Reason number ten- He looks better in a suit.
Reason number nine- "Ditto heads" are never going to vote for the black guy.
Reason number eight- Rush will make 400 million over the next eight years, and Obama makes $400,000 per year. These are tough economic times, A-merry-cans can relate better to the guy who makes less.
Reason number seven- The man's name is Rush.
Reason number six- Because at the rate Rush is going he won't live to see the next election.
Reason number five- Because no matter what Rush says, he doesn't want a debate.
Reason number four- Rush has a face for radio and Obama has one for television.
Reason number three- Obama can't pick on Ann Coulter, she is a woman.
Reason number two- Did I mention that the president looks better in a suit?
And the number one reason that Obama should go after Rush Limbaugh: Two beautiful children and a lovely wife; beats cigars, drug use, and strange Caribbean vacations, every time.
*BTW, I hear that his O ness made a verbal slip up on Leno's show tonight.[something about the "Special Olympics"] Olbermann leaked it. Expect the wingnuts to be all over this in the coming days. :(