Somewhere in Pakistan there is a government official saying, "That would be IBAN z BA108254. When can I expect all the money to be in my bank?"
So the tall skinny man with the kidney issues is dead. Ironically, he died on the same day that a certain German leader was killed. -Shout out to the DevGru crew for doing their thing.- It took almost ten years, but A-merry-ca finally got their man.
The celebrations across the country has been dizzying. A-merry-cans really needed this. A chance to celebrate a victory. Make no mistake, getting OBL was a victory for A-merry-ca. A chance to say that you cant just orchestrate the death of over 3,000 of our people and die of natural causes.
Some of you have sent me nasty e-mails about my side-bar: "Field, how dare you make fun of Islam and the man's death like that?" Save it. OBL was a murderous coward who did not represent true Islam. (He tried to use his wife as a shield for crying out loud! And, BTW, he was chilling in a million- dollar mansion, not a cave.) Personally, I am glad I won't have to listen to his garbled 911 speech ever again. That s*&^ was getting old.
All you Obamaholics should be proud of your boy. I know the wingnuts will try to kill your joy, but f&^% em. He gets credit for making a gutsy cal. If that SEAL team had botched the job the winguts would be measuring the curtains in the White House as I type this. This will by no means guarantee him a win in 2012, (-ECONOMY- ECONOMY- ECONOMY-)but it can't hurt. And Mr. Bad Hair better keep him out of his Casinos, that man would be a serious player at the poker table. Just think, he knew all of this was going on while he was making fun of Mr. Bad Hair and FOX NEWS at the WH Correspondents' Dinner.
Folks, look at it this way; If OBL had masterminded another September 11 style attack on us here in A-merry-ca while O was in office, what do you think they would say? Who do you think they would blame? If you guessed the beige man in the people's house move to the head of the class. So shouldn't he get the credit when something good happens on his watch? Don't answer that wingnuts, it made too much sense for you to comprehend it.
But I am not going to rip the wingnuts tonight. I want to join the rest of the country in a spirit of unity. If Mr. Bad Hair of all people can post an oped calling for unity, why can't we all just get along? Just for now. At least until our memories of OBL start to fade.
*Pic courtesy of TIME Magazine.