First Clint and his chair and now Marco and his water bottle. These republicans sure love their inanimate objects.
They are calling this "Watergate II", water -bottle-gate, "gulp- gate", you name it. It's the reach and sip seen around the world. First of all, what self respecting man drinks Poland Springs water? But I digress. Anyway, poor Marco had the dry throat and the heat anxiety thing going pretty strong.- What is it about following O that makes these republican stars wilt under pressure like Donovan McNabb in the 4th quarter?-I can't blame the poor guy, he has been carrying the future of the republican party on his shoulders of late. He is supposed to be the savior, the "voice of the Republican party". He is the Latino on a shining horse who will lead the old white men of the GOP into diversityland and the new America.
But a funny thing happened on the way to Pennsylvania Avenue, my man got thirsty.
Folks won't believe this, but I honestly feel for the guy. It was almost like he was set up to fail. I can't even dissect his speech like I want to because of this water break fiasco.
Remember the speech? In it Marco said that his neighbors were all just a bunch of working class stiffs.
"Mr. President, I still live in the same working class neighborhood I grew up in. My neighbors aren’t millionaires. They’re retirees who depend on Social Security and Medicare. They’re workers who have to get up early tomorrow morning and go to work to pay the bills. They’re immigrants, who came here because they were stuck in poverty in countries where the government dominated the economy....”
Ahhhm, not so fast.
"Rubio is selling his humble neighborhood home and moving to that dreaded liberal cesspool, that Insider’s Club of elitists, that so not his home-sweet-’hood (fanfare!)… Washington D.C.
Via HuffPo (where there are photos of the working class home he’s selling, including the swimming pool):
Florida Senator Marco Rubio (R) is trying to move his family out of state.
As first reported by the Daily Caller, the GOP’s brightest star has listed his 2,649-square-foot West Miami home for $675,000 — money he’ll use to relocate his wife and young children to Washington, D.C., if it sells. [...]
If Rubio gets his asking price, he’ll
make a nice chunk of change on the 4 bedroom, 3-and-a-half bath pool pad: records show he and wife Jeanette bought the place for $550,000 in 2005.So much for being one of the people." [Source]
Have another swig Marco; no wonder your throat was dry.
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I couldn't help but notice how hard it was for Rubio to get the republican response out. It made me think of a great movie named "Something of Value,"that starred Sydney Poitier and Rock Hudson. There was a scene in the movie where suspected Mau Mau were lined up and given a traditional lie detector test...a hot knife on the tongue. The test administrator said if you were telling the truth your tongue would not burn; but when you lied, because your mouth would become dry, there'd be problems.
Looks like Rubio's mouth was dry as a powder room...just sayin'
dear Senore, I knew you Negroes coulcn't wait to make Rubio, OUR MAN FOR PRESIDENT, look bad. Anybody can be thirsty. that is just being human. At least he drank water instead of alcohol, which is what some of you 'FN-ers' do.
Rubio will be our next President. And he will make Poland Springs #1 in water. Adios.
Whipping? Must be something left over from slavery...
Three arrested in beating of naked 21-year-old
From ASSOCIATED PRESS
February 13, 2013
NEWARK, NJ — Three people are under arrest in New Jersey's largest city after a video surfaced that showed a naked young man being whipped because of his father's debt.
Newark Police Director Samuel DeMaio says the three young adults, who are affiliated with a street gang, are charged with aggravated assault and robbery.
The video shows a 21-year-old being forced to strip and then whipped with a belt, supposedly because his father owed someone $20.
DeMaio says the victim sustained welts and abrasions during the August attack. Police say the man didn't require hospitalization.
Newark Mayor Cory Booker criticized people for not coming forward sooner.
Yup! You got it Field!
It is my understanding that the Cuban immigrants that came here shortly before, during and after the Castro takeover were moneyed. They fled so as not to hand over their fortunes although Castro did keep their lands to give to the poor squatters. That's why they hate Castro so much!
All of them opened businesses in Florida and both Florida and they were the better fo r it.
I understand Disney was made just for them! Nah, just kidding, that's a lie, although who knows? Maybe Disney was Cuban? With that little Spanish mustache? Maybe his real name was Waldemsr Disnecio, and he changed it to, you know, Americanize himself?....Hmmmmmmm
But I digress. What was the topic again? ;)
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*In Tupac's voice*
Rubio's throat ran dry cuz he was tellin' a lie!!!!!!
Just like Lyin' Ryan and the skit SNL used to lampoon ol' Lyin'-Ryan, Reach-gate is real in the field, lol!
Don't hate, hydrate! What a moron...
"The lesson to black people, to my children, to everybody, is that you should always fight for your rights, even if it cost you your life. Stand up for your rights, even if it kills you. That's all that life consists of."
Where it is true that he murdered a brother it is also true that we do not know why?
"They are calling this "Watergate II", water -bottle-gate, "gulp- gate", you name it."
They are? Who be "they"?
What's it like being a craven lapdog for the ruling party? Such steadfast servility should come with some reward. Do you ever get a pat on your (formerly) nappy head for being such a good boy?
You mean in Rubio VS Obama post you are only going to call Rubio a liar because he didn't say he was going to sell his home, just that he still lived there and you aren't going to mention the Arab who funded Obama's education, bought his 2.5 million dollar home through the Chicago Mob Boss tony rezko, whose wife just happened to buy the lot next door and sell it to Obama? Oh and Rezko the guy who went house hunting with Obama and secured the money - is in jail.
Liberals really are big hateful juveniles you didn't notice anything Obama lied about even AP called them all, yet you think taking a sip of water is a weakness. Did you ever speak in court? Is there not water on the table? Liberals are clowns.
Methinks liberals like you have no shame whatsoever.
Withoutacountryx said...
"The lesson to black people, to my children, to everybody, is that you should always fight for your rights, even if it cost you your life. Stand up for your rights, even if it kills you. That's all that life consists of."
Where it is true that he murdered a brother it is also true that we do not know why?
Don't forget to teach them that others also have rights and do fight back and if a man is a murdering piece of shit, only in Black America does he become a hero - so what does that make you?
Rubio was not ready for prime time despite Fox News' efforts.
you leftist black fn plantation dems are something else. Latinos supported Obama because we thought Blacks and Latinos would join in unison. But you are trashing Rubio! You are untrustworthy.
"Never trust a liberal Negro like FIELD, WESLEY R, PILOTX, DR NUWANG. They will stab you in the back, and laugh.
Rubio only tool a little sip of water to strengthen his voice, that's all. what is wrong with that? I suspect you are being racist against Latinos.
Do the "Rubio shifty-shoplifter-eyed Reach!" Set to some of Tupac's music, Rubio might've just started a new dance craze!
@Anon:
You said, "yet you think taking a sip of water is a weakness..."
Looking like a shifty-eyed shoplifter while doing the "Rubio-reach" definitely makes you look weak!
When Rubio was lying about WHEN his family came to America and under WHAT conditions, I wonder was he reaching for water, then, too?
Funny, when you watch Liar, Liar and see Jim Carey's character reaching for water because he can't lie, Rubio seems like the punchline!
Bobby Jindal was behind this! Maybe marco can be his running mate. Bobby was overheard telling your boy "you made your move too soon". He was re-enacting the scene from The Wire when Rawls tried to take Burrell's job. Maybe instead of listening to Biggie he needs to up his Wire game.
Rubio was not ready for prime time despite Fox News' efforts.
9:13 PM
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Bullshit. He will be one of the best Cuban Presidents we have ever had.
However, I can see your point. Being Cuban from Florida, where the Cuban community is as racist toward Blacks as the KKK, like Obama, he won't be giving you any attention.
So, prepare for even more black unemployment in 2016.
What is so predictable of the GOP is that they always have someone out in front who clearly is from a racist background. Of all the Latin possibilities they pick a CUBAN who doesn't give a damn about Blacks.
Folks won't believe this, but I honestly feel for the guy. It was almost like he was set up to fail. I can't even dissect his speech like I want to because of this water break fiasco.
No you should, really you should. I always enjoy the contortions you go through to sweep away Obama's lies and incompetence.
C'mon dissect Rubio's speech, you know it's going to come up on your progressive work orders soon enough, he is a threat. The quicker you find something to brand him a racist the longer you will have to try and use it.
The SOTU is supposed to be a report, by the president to Congress regarding just that, the state of the union.
Seems as if Obama just turned it into another campaign event, dragging black victims of black gunmen in as props to blame law-abiding white citizens who have defensive weapons for all the ills of Democrat run inner cities.
If everything is going so wonderfully well as Obama insists despite reality, why the need for 16 more spending programs?
Synopsis of Obamas State of the Union
“Instead of cuts, let’s raise taxes to pay for more spending on projects that are shovel-ready — unless they actually are shovel-ready. Let us also get people who can’t afford houses into houses; create disincentives for immigration; and create disincentives for hiring.
Finally, let us come together to pass laws that already exist, and to re-define words to cancel out laws that once existed.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/13/bedford-the-top-10-stupidest-points-in-the-state-of-the-union/#ixzz2KrrK8RrD
Being Cuban from Florida, where the Cuban community is as racist toward Blacks as the KKK, like Obama, he won't be giving you any attention.
Everbody hates negroes, especially Mexicans. Why is that?
Funny Career Enders:
Remember that time Ted Kennedy made Mary Jo Kopechne drink all that water?
Bill Clinton getting hummers while on the phone with foreign leader?
Debbie Schultz demonizes Romney for his offshore accounts but has a Swiss bank account herself.
Running guns to Mexico is OK, but being thirsty is a CareerEnder
Going to sleep while our Ambassador is murdered is OK. Drinking water is a CareerEnder
I wonder how many liberals know a democrat senator has been banging underage hookers?
So, you can smoke weed & admit to doing blow but god forbid you take a sip of water
Appearing on 5 Sunday morning talk shows carrying Obama's water by telling tall tales of an obscure video & a spontaneous riot is a career ender.
CareerEnder: Saying Jooooos control Congress. Hagel
CareerEnder: Staging callers to radio shows. Cutter & Wasserman Schultz
CareerEnder: Growing pot in your back yard. Frank
CareerEnder: Swinging money deals for favorable legislation. Pelosi & Clinton & Waters & ETC!
CareerEnder: REAL tax evasion. Rangel & Kerry
CareerEnder: Not reading legislation before rubber-stamping. Conyers
CareerEnder: Lying about a Presidential candidate's taxes on the floor of the Senate. Reid
CareerEnder: Sending pictures of your twigs & berries over the internet. Weiner
CareerEnder: $90,000 stuffed in a freezer. Jefferson
CareerEnder: Funneling campaign money for personal use - Jackson Jr.
CareerEnder: Funneling Federal relief money into his own pockets on the backs of "Chocolate City" residents - Nagin
Drinking Poland Springs on national television is def a career ender.Just sayin. :(
Blas, u don't hate Negroes, that's why u are here, right?
No, but lots of Mexicans do. Why do you think that is?
Because Mexicans are too short to play basketball? I don't know, you are the expert on Negro Mexican relations, why don't u tell us?
Readers should know the principal who barred the white kids from tutoring is himself, black.
He explained the rationale in great detail, but the white audience was lost because he spoke in ebonics.
Parents Complain About School Ad Excluding Whites From Tutoring Program
February 13, 2013 6:18 PM
AURORA, Colo. (CBS4) – A school principal said no white children were allowed at an after-school tutoring program, and now some parents call it discrimination.
The principal at Mission Viejo Elementary in Aurora sent a letter telling parents the program is only for students of color. Parents CBS4 talked with said they were shocked to see, in this day and age, what they consider to be segregation.
“I was infuriated. I didn’t understand why they would include or exclude certain groups,” said parent Nicole Cox, who is white.
Cox’s 10-year-old daughter needs tutoring. After receiving the notice, other parents complained to the school’s principal, Andre Pearson.
“We have come so far in all of these years to show everybody that everyone is equal, that everyone should be treated equally … this is a form of bullying,” Cox said.
Before Cox could complain to the school, Pearson contacted her directly. His voicemail only seemed to reinforce the segregated tutoring idea.
“This is Andre Pearson. It’s focused for and designed for children of color, but certainly, if we have space for other kids who have needs, we can definitely meet those needs,” Pearson told Cox in the voicemail.
Because Mexicans are too short to play basketball?
That must be it. Basketball.
Roses are red, violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius
I’m just in my third year of teaching, so I get stuck with the remedial classes. I mean, what are you going to do? But the stress of dealing with bad behavior is wearing me down. I ask myself why the old teacher’s honors classes are full of well-behaved students, while mine are—I've got to say it—bastards.
After dozens of parent conferences, maybe I’ve figured it out. My students are bastards. Literally. My remedial kids come from chaotic families. The honors teachers meet with Prof. and Dr. Smith. But I meet with Ms. Jones and her four misbehaving kids by three baby daddies, none of whom seem to be around.
I used to think all those ancient putdowns of poor little illegitimate children were awful, and we’re so much better than they were back then. But, I’m starting to think they knew something we don’t.
"Everbody hates negroes, especially Mexicans. Why is that?"
Negroes have more "beef" to put in "tacos", LOL!!!
DQAE
The story of Chris Dorner and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) manhunt for this cop-killer has been one well suited for the Field Negro crowd. His manifesto wasn't terribly interesting, and the reaction by the media was comparable to Omar Thornton's favorable press in the wake of the eight or nine dead white guys at hand.
But the other day I watched the old Naked Gun trilogy on Netflix and couldn't stop laughing when seeing Dorner as the perfect candidate to play the OJ Simpson character, Detective Nordberg.
Sure, the Naked Gun is just a comedy and OJ Simpson was still one of America's favorite retired black football players when they came out; but doesn't the whole situation surrounding the Chris Dorner saga have the feel of a Leslie Nielsen gag?
You keep waiting and waiting to find out the story is just a joke, that surely the world couldn't have come to something like this -- where the left and black people would cheer on Dorner as he eluded the authorities and the New York Times dared publish an article that called for the investigation of the racism in the LAPD he cited in his rambling manifesto as a reason for his actions.
Someone please roll the credits already, alright?
Just as black people openly celebrated OJ Simpson's acquittal, you have to wonder how many blacks secretly lament Dorner's demise. Or not so secretly for racist turds like PilotX.
Oh well, it won't be long now until we hear his mother resort to that apropos defense of her son -- "he was a good kid."
field negro said...
Because Mexicans are too short to play basketball? I don't know, you are the expert on Negro Mexican relations, why don't u tell us?
Ooh dat shit be racist man. Who wants to play b-ball anyway since it became thug central stadiums are empty and few watch the way they used to.
Nah, I'll stab you in the front if you'd prefer.
Ms. Dairy Queen squealed...
"Negroes have more "beef" to put in "tacos", LOL!!!"
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I'm sure you could fit a ham in your taco, but that would ruin it. The ham, that is.
You will never be a doctor.
Do the Rubio "shifty-eyed-shoplifter" reach and remember - stay THIRSTY my friends!
Field:
Steve McMahon, Democratic Strategist, said on Chris Mathews' "Hardball" today of the "Rubio Reach",
"When running against a mirage in a desert, I should think that a guy would BE thirsty!"
Hilarious!
Drinking Poland Springs on national television is def a career ender.Just sayin. :(
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Please.
No Kersey, the good kid defense is reserved for white male psycho killers.
And why single out blah people as cheering for O.J.? I thought according to conservatives we are all just 'mericans. Another conservative lie huh?
Zero Dark Thirsty's hilarious, as well!
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