Saturday, June 06, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.



Try to stop laughing for a minute and give me a caption for this pic.

 

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

Be honest, do these pants make me look fat?

Bill said...


Is there an all woman softball league?

Yisheng said...

Submission photo for sexist male Whooteemoo 2015.

Crispy Craps said...

I think I done made a Yisheng in my pants!

Manifest Density 1619-2019 said...



Christie eyes Nachos guy, remembers he didn't have room for his wallet

Anonymous said...

NYPD top pinch hitter!

dinthebeast said...

"I'm #41 just like my favorite Bush!"

-Doug in Oakland

culturegeist said...

"Male camel-toe should take their minds off Bridge-Gate right?"

Anonymous said...

You think I got a pussy, you should smell yisheng's that thing is wider than the hudson river and smells like it too.

Anonymous said...

His cup overflows with fragrant and delicious gonads.

Anonymous said...

Tweedle-dumb

Anonymous said...

Who gave me this too-tight uniform? Someone is trying to make me look foolish.

Damn you, Scott Walker!!!

Limpbaugh said...

"Well, let me just clear something up, OK, about my childhood friend David Wildstein. It is true that I met David in 1977 in high school. He's a year older than me. David and I were not friends in high school. We were not even acquaintances in high school. I mean, I had a high school in Livingston, a three-year high school that had 1,800 students in a three-year high school in the late '70s, early 1980. I knew who David Wildstein was. I met David on the Tom Kean for governor campaign in 1977. He was a youth volunteer, and so was I. Really, after that time, I completely lost touch with David. We didn't travel in the same circles in high school. You know, I was the class president and athlete. I don't know what David was doing during that period of time…We went 23 years without seeing each other. And in the years we did see each other, we passed in the hallways."

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Anonymous said...

No caution
Just want to say as a female, I always knew he was using his "Big Mouth" to make up for what he is lacking in other area. Just saying

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

Did somebody call my helicopter to take me to first base? Damn that's far.

lilacpr2000 said...

Lawd have mercyyy! There's just no caption for that! At all! It's beyond caption as far as I'm concerned!!!

What in whooteemoo heaven was he thinking???LOLOL!

Does he not look in the mirror? At all? Ever?

Lemme just say in all my born years, I've never seen anything such as this! o_O

Can anybody say abdominplasty RUSH!

Wow,wow,wow! what a sight! Truly unforgettable, Unfortunately x)






Anonymous said...

Governor Christie: Whoever had the brilliant idea for this publicity stunt ... they are officially fired.

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

Hey guys, if your wife complains about you putting on a few pounds show her this picture. No need to thank me.

lilacpr2000 said...

Lol Pilot! x*D

field negro said...

What everyone said.
Man these are hard to sort through for the best ones. :)

Anonymous said...

There's something wrong with his pants, but I just can't put my finger into it right now.

DHumph said...

Is this the audition for Tweedledee and Tweedledum?

But seriously, folks, I give the guy points for having the courage to be himself, out loud. In a world where Caitlyn Jenner makes Vanity Fair and inflames the Ridiculous Right, he is what he is.

Anonymous said...

Why do people hate on Christie? Have you noticed the first six letters of his name spell Christ? I suggest you leave Christie alone lest you end up in hell.

Lilac, you are one cruel woman when it comes to Christie, you better watch yourself...don't end up in hell like Yisheng-- and she isn't even 'officially' dead yet. That's how quickly hell can come up on you before you know it.

Now some of you Negroes need to have some mercy, seeing how 85% of Blacks are fatter than Christie could ever be.

Folks always bitching about racism, injustices...about how wrong America is treating black folks and here you go treating others badly yourself.

And you wonder why nobody likes us? Field, you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Gov Christie is a human being with feelings like everybody else. You, Lilac, PX, and Yisheng need to get a grip. Why is it always you four that's ruining it for the rest of us?

Get a grip. Stop sinning and leave Christ-ie alone. Stop looking at his fleshy body and look into his soul...This man builds solid bridges between the people of NJ. Can you say the same about your sorry ass politicians? NO, you can't.

It's Sunday, the four of you Negroes need take your sinful black asses to church and pray, pray and pray some more that you be forgiven and cleansed.

pure negro

Anonymous said...

pure negro, thank you for your comment. i was thinking the same thing. i never noticed christie had Christ in it.

have you noticed his first name? it's one letter away from Christ.

chris christie might be a holy man disguised as a politician.

i agree with you. we need to be careful who we are effing with. we could end up in hell or another four hundred years of slavery.

the third door said...

We are now in the sixth decade of a national effort to eradicate “racism”, which everyone assumed would lead to equality of results, because, after all, black people are just like everybody else, etc. But that hasn’t happened, yet, so we have to keep hammering at this notion that inequality of results is due to “racism.” (Subtle, and perhaps even unconscious racism.)

So in other words, “racism” today simply means inequality of results, in any sphere (except basketball). Now, I”m not sure how you can arrange the testing or the economy or the wage/price structure or the criminal code or whatever such that all differences in outcome among races will disappear. But that’s the end state they are aiming at: otherwise, it’s racism.

Anonymous said...

Geez,wish they'd hurry up,I gotta pee!

lilacpr2000 said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lilac, you are one cruel woman when it comes to Christie, you better watch yourself...
9:00 AM
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Nothing cruel about trying to help someone with some good old fashioned constructive criticism!

Didn't you notice I did not make up a funny caption about the pic? I did not poke fun at the flab?

That would have been cruel!

You just don't know the difference between cruel, and kindly constructive criticism, btw are you white? xD

He could have looked better if he had left that shirt out over the waist to cover up a little! He could have done that! He's the mayor or governor or whatever, he's a top gun anyway! He could have done what ever he chose.

But no, he had to set that kind of example for sports attire!
(that's a fancy word for clothes :)

But I mean really now! I think what it is, is that the gentleman doesn't like to take advice from anyone, he strikes me as being that kind of person. And look at the results!!! OY!

Anonymous said...

Let me ask you this. Are not the strange symptoms experienced by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart leading up to his supposed death of dropsy parelleled in legends of Zombism? Is it not the least bit strange that there is no grave for him? Even his manner of death is filled with mystery, exuding a stench and then spewing his effluvia with his final breath. It is said his family did not attend his funeral. Is that because there was no funeral?

Could it be that the Old Master, himself, still lurks through the Austrian night subsisting upon the flesh of the living? Antonio Salieri certainly thought so. In fact, it drove him mad and he stayed locked in his room until his death, fearful that Mozart would come for him. In his last days, he was quoted as saying "This creature, Mozart, is truly immortal. Though I destroyed the man, he has risen. What designs of God and Hell have made such an abomination possible? He hungers for revenge."

Retardo Montalban said...

lilacpr2000 said...
"Nothing cruel about trying to help someone with some good old fashioned constructive criticism! "

Here's some for you: You are somewhat ignorant and mean-spirited.

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

http://www.williewilson2016.com/

spider-kev said...

"I think my belly ate my wiener."

SFNorCal said...

Blacks are too accepting of mediocrity.

Go Pack Go said...

Bwahaha!!! This is rich. All you leftist blacks piling up on Christie as if he is the anti-Christ. How's that sorry ass Dem Tom Wolf working out for you, Field? Christie may not be perfect, but he is better than anything your people have elected.

lilacpr2000 said...

Anonymous Retardo Montalban said...

lilacpr2000

Here's some for you: You are somewhat ignorant and mean-spirited.

1:55 PM
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Hey Retardo! Long time no see!

Well Retarded,er I mean o hehehe! Me so dumb and ignorant xD

I'll agree with you on the ignorant, certainly on some things, well...most things :)

But about the "mean spirited" uh uh no, I'll disagree with that one sir/madam!

I am certainly not mean spirited! Well...,um...er...most of the time anyway!

Oh okay!!! Maybe I CAN be mean, but I'm usually not! Well...umm...I try anyway...

Oh FU Retardo,...jes kiddin' hehehe....x(

The Purple Cow said...

"Why do people hate on Christie? "

Well, let me count just some of the ways.

1. He's a twat

2. He's a proven liar.

3. He fucks over his own employees to keep himself out of trouble.

4. He fucks over his own electorate to keep himself out of trouble.

5. He fucked over Hurricane Sandy victims.

6. He is personally corrupt.*


*He handed out a no-bid contract to a company in the wake of Sandy. Days later that same company game $50,000 to the Republican Governors Association (Vice Chairman - C. Christie).

Anonymous said...

CAPTION? "Field Negro Makes Fun of Fat, White Man Playing Ball."

Anonymous said...

Black man infiltrates Republican Ball Team.

Anonymous said...

PC you don't have anything to back up what you have said about Christ. I hope Bill teaches you ANOTHER lesson. But he may be tiring of trying to teach you anything. You seem retarded.

He beat you to a pulp in the last thread. Have you ever considered climbing to the top of Big Ben and jumping off? Not making this a suggestion but just a question out of curiosity.

Mike said...

Damn, do you blacks ever just shut the hell up?

You know who said...

Whites are too accepting of mediocrity.

There, fixed it for ya.

Same guy said...

Damn, do you ignorant white men ever just shut the hell up?

Anonymous said...

"It's funny because he's fat".

field negro said...

I would love to write a comtruvtive comment but I am laughing too hard at some of the comments above.
"Christ"? Christie? Ok then. :)

Anonymous said...

Field have you and some of your Negro followers ever considered Christie as a modern day holy man? I mean, this man has been fighting racism for a long time.

Do you remember how he welcomed Obama and the wonderful relation they had during Hurricane Sandy? That proves the man hasn't a racist bone in his body. I'm telling you, NJ Blacks don't call him Christ for nothing....just think about it, that's all I'm asking of you and your FN friends.



Anonymous said...

Mr Field, I hope you will post about the abuse of black teens by the police and other racist Whites in McKinney, Texas. This is terrible.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/07/texas-pool-party_n_7530502.html

Anonymous said...

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

"His belly is fat; his nutsack is fatter."

Anonymous said...

Can not "unsee" this!!!
Thanks for the laughs, I don't think
I'll ever forget this one, especially
when he starts debating anyone!

field negro said...

I am sorry I even saw this. Trying to "unsee" it as well.

field negro said...

Anon@6:48, please see today's post.

Anonymous said...

He's a grower, not a shower. But he sure showed your mama in bed last night.

Anonymous said...

My OB/GYN says I'm due any day now.

Anonymous said...

I'll try to tickle your fancy.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes...Mom packs me extra baloney sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

Hey look! The Buddha is playing ball!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

What is it inside some peoples' heads that causes them to look in the mirror and think, "I'm ok to go out looking like this."

Anonymous said...

He is what he is; he's lacking what he's lacking; because ole Christy's definitely NOT PACKIN'!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He's packing a large sausage between his legs because your mama enjoyed him feeding it to her.

Anonymous said...

Not my mama 3:42; she's been dead 20 years and if she was alive she'd be 94 years old. If anyone wanted sausage in this family, traipsin' to YT's crotch is not the path we'd choose. Everyone doesn't need to eat sexual sausage. That's for folks that have no sausage or might not know what to do with what they have. I personally like my 2 sausages folded into one slice of white bread, hot with a cup of tea. That's as white as white goes for me. Thanks for your demented sexual verbiage. Par for the YT course.

Emmitt Louis Till said...

I'm a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade!

Obi Laing said...

"Honey, be honest, does this uniform make me look fat? “

Anonymous said...

There's nothing too say, you can't improve on perfection, it's perfectly ridiculous.