Saturday, June 20, 2015

Caption Saturday.



I need a caption for this pic.

45 comments:

ctrl+halt+del said...

Nature or nurture: What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous said...

The beginning of racism in America.

Anonymous said...

Which child would you rather be in America?

Anonymous said...

"I was born a poor black child."

Anonymous said...

The Results of Common Core.

Anonymous said...

We can't believe the stupid things adults do.

Anonymous said...

why does the white kid look happy and the black one doesn't?

Anonymous said...

Which child will be privileged and which one won't?

Anonymous said...

Can you believe that some Negroes think the black kid is part of the chosen race? That is really hard to believe or see.

DiAnne said...

Poverty has no color.

Social Justice is Tyranny said...

Which one owes the other one reparations?

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Philly!

hennasplace said...

The Many Shades of Poverty.

Wesley R said...

Adults in America need to look at how their children deal with others who are not their same race. If they did this would be a much better place.

lilacpr2000 said...

White toddler: I'm so ashamed to have to sit here with this black boy,but I have nowhere else to go!

Black toddler: I'm so ashamed I have to sit here with this white boy, but I have nowhere else to go!

focusedpurpose said...

Yacob and Esau...

Shabbat Shalom all!

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

Brothers

Anonymous said...

The day before soap was discovered.

PilotX said...

You do know they're going to make us get haircuts right?

Anonymous said...

http://ourgang.laurelandhardycentral.com/ourgang/fishhook.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs12/stymie-dickie.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/8b/fc/f88bfc801d520d3db6b0e582be210380.jpg

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/jHpGX5R1ICs

Anonymous said...

White kid: When your mama breastfeed you, does chocolate milk come out?

Black kid: Yes.

White kid: Unfair.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which child will be privileged and which one won't?


Both start dirty and in the mud. Which one will blame every problem in his life on the other one?

Virginia said...

"How to raise Free-Range Kids in America."

ctr+halt+del said...


When I grow up I want to be a brain surgeon and then the president of the United States.

Oh yeah? Well I'm going to be a loudmouthed uncouth jackass and I'm gonna pretend I wannabe president and that I still have all my hair.

Yīshēng said...

Future oppressed, meets future oppressor.

Anonymous said...

Twin Sisters

Bill said...


Black kid - "FEMA isn't going to help Baltimore."

White Kid - "I remember hearing on the tv FEMA didn't help Black people in Katrina because of racism from the white house."

Black Kid "Yeah, that's what I was thinking too."


FEMA denies state request for disaster aid to cover Baltimore riot costs
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-fema-denies-riot-aid-0620-20150619-story.html

If only Obama was right-wing, we would be hearing about the inherent racism in the white house denying help to poor Black people.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Storm Roof blew off of their house and FEMA refuses to help.

anotherbozo said...

Why is that guy taking our picture? Why are we getting all this attention? We're just two kids.

Anonymous said...

Yīshēng said...
Future oppressed, meets future oppressor
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Does the fact all the white people you work with are smarter than you 'oppress' you Yingyang?

I think the word you mean is depression.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

From the 70's: "A child is black. A child is white. Together they grow to see the light."

Fast forward to 2015; and if born to poverty, what exactly is "The Light" these black and white children grow up to see?

Still the idealist in me believe we can embrace the precious lyrics of "Black and White." Together we are indeed a beautiful sight.

Black & White - Three Dog Night (W/Lyrics)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nKQGV6v_JG0Black & White - Three Dog Night (W/Lyrics)

Anonymous said...

A black monkey behaves as a black monkey, because it knows that it is the black monkey. If the black monkey does not know that it is the black monkey, it anyway behaves as the black monkey and is not changing into the white monkey. The black monkey likes to say “No”. The white monkey likes to hear “Yes”. The goal of the black monkeys is to collect bananas. The goal of the white monkeys is to make bananas collected. The black monkeys publicly bite each other. The white monkeys never do this in presence of the black monkeys. If a black monkey collects many bananas, it will be given incentive to collect even more. If a white monkey enjoys many bananas, it will be given incentive to demand even more bananas from the black monkey.

field negro said...


"You do know they're going to make us get haircuts right?"

"White kid: When your mama breastfeed you, does chocolate milk come out?

Black kid: Yes.

White kid: Unfair."

The leaders so far. *still laughing*

Anonymous said...

As soon as a capable black monkey on its own initiative and effort will develop a desert from scratch into a record yield plantation, a white monkey from a backward stagnating place will arrive. The white monkey will take over leadership and start to teach the black monkeys on how to grow bananas. This will continue until performance dives to the low bottom and the black monkeys are blamed of all that. The white monkey is promoted to upper tree branch and forgets for a while to interfere with daily activity. Then, the black monkeys looking to become a white monkey and live on a tree, instead of the plantation, will grow and collect a record banana harvest. The white monkey will present this to the other white monkeys as of its leadership success and tremendous achievement. The black monkeys will be sent to the backward plantation to prove their skills again.

Anonymous said...

The educated black monkey is the most privileged black monkey and wants to distance itself from the other black monkeys and daily issues of the banana plantation.

Yisheng said...

@2:34,does the fact that you're a dumb ass Whooteemoo on a blog FULL of educated and successful minorities bother you? Is the fact that my 18 year old Engineering major daughter is smarter than your entire family, bother you? Does your stank breath and ass bother the people you sit next to on the city bus? Does the fact that you're my pet stalker for the rest of your sorry assed life bother you?

Anonymous said...

Dear Yigshank,

If your family is smarter than me, then they will no doubt easily have the resourcefulness to obtain for you the help which you so demonstrably need. In the meantime, collect for bananas.

Sincerely,

Langston Pollard

Anonymous said...

Yisheng said...
@2:34,does the fact that you're a dumb ass Whooteemoo on a blog FULL of educated and successful minorities bother you? Is the fact that my 18 year old Engineering major daughter is smarter than your entire family, bother you? Does your stank breath and ass bother the people you sit next to on the city bus? Does the fact that you're my pet stalker for the rest of your sorry assed life bother you?
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No.

Anonymous said...

The black monkey, having gathered bananas quickly seeks the validation of the white monkey. The black monkey, once rewarded, they returns to gather more bananas as this his the nature and role of the black monkey. Yisheng is such a monkey and gathers many bananas.

dinthebeast said...

Little black kid: I thought the emo bug wasn't supposed to hit until we were in high school...

-Doug in Oakland

PilotX said...

Doc, ignore these fools. Haters gonna hate.

Anonymous said...

Ouch! This concrete is hard on my tush.

Yīshēng said...

Yes PX, the hate is ALWAYS real around here, ROTFL!!

BTW whooteemoo, I haven't met a single whooteemoo in Computational Biology/Computer Science, the Asians won't let you dummies in, LOL!!!

Yisheng said...

@8:15, banaanas are a great source of calcium and I eat them pretty regularly.

You on the other hand use them to subsititute for a penis, have your boyfriends figured out why you smell so bananalicious yet, ROTFL?? What about your Mammy's customers?