Saturday, December 17, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for pitin trump images

I need a caption for this pic.

Example:

~What's that thing on the side of his head? I wonder if it is some kind of new American weapon. I must get next to this man.~

*Pic from slate.com

24 comments:

Manifest Density said...

You can hardly tell where we inserted the chip!

Manifest Density said...

(Part 2)

Putin: Now whistle Russian national anthem!

Manifest Density said...

First there was Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.

dinthebeast said...

Putin: Possibilities. Stupid as beets, but still possibilities.

-Doug in Oakland

Manifest Density said...


I need tic tac!

Lilacpr said...

Putin thinks: Zat man eez a paverhouze! I veel help heem!

да здравствует король !!!

Lilacpr said...

Putin thinking: Only for Trump vill China return that drone!

:)

mike from iowa said...

That is the mark of the Russian beast reminding Drumpf to bring kneepads when he next meets Vlad the Impaler. You seriously didn't think Drumpf got a round mouth from eating square meals, did ya?

Lilacpr said...

@ mike from iowa,

That comment is definitely below the belt

:)

The Ministry of Truth said...

Putin: I think now is time to activate Siberian Candidate sleeper agent. Once world is distracted with his bad haircut, idiot tweets, and terrible cabinet appointments, my Baltic invasion can begin!

Lilacpr said...

Putin: Hmmm, I vonder how that hairstyle vould look on me?

Lilacpr said...

Putin: Hmmmm, I've alvays vanted von ov thoze Trump cazinos to leev in. Nowz my chance!

The Ministry of Truth said...

Vlad wants to say that he considers Donald Trump to be a sober-minded, highly competent expert on governmental policy, has nothing but respect for democratic institutions, and is in no way whatsoever laughing his ass off at the ignorant foolishness of the American people.

jazzmary said...

WHY ARE WE SO DIVIDED?

I just quit twitter..it is a cesspool of whining and troll whacking.. no-one, even national columnists, are anywhere close to forging any realistic solutions.. none.

..and that is because so-called liberals/progressives refuse to acknowledge the truth.. they also fear their priveleged well-being because jobs are being sucked from everywhere, and the ice of security is very thin these days.. and everyone here, in the back of their worried minds.. KNOWS it.

..therefore, BOTH extremists are holding the court of public opinion..

liberals want Bernie or an ANGRY Obama, AND want him and other liberal officeholders to JAIL bankers, warmongers, and whoever THEY deem criminal.. even the incoming president. They want the banks crushed, divided, and the money going back into THEIR pockets.. so they, then, can wield the power of deciding for everybody, the best lifestyle to have.

Virulent Tea Partiers want not only the worst, but the LOUDEST pure supporter of their fears..and Trump is it. Republicans are no longer strong enough to accomplish their extremist goals.. JAIL liberal socialists, who steal THEIR money and jobs, and the government officials the far right deem criminal and corrupted.. and the money going back into THEIR pockets.. so they, then, can wield the power of deciding for everybody, the best lifestyle to have.

It is not just the redistricting, repression, (and the Russians, if they have to..) coming together to "rig" the election.. it is the fact that for decades, the country is split into a verbal/political civil war within a ubiquitious racial/predatory capitalist system.. that insists on the powerful stealing from everybody.. and watching with bemusement of the inter-sniping of the "undeserves masses" from their yachts..

Is it any wonder that divided, we are weak.. and everybody knows it, yet we cannot seem to rise above our divisions, no matter WHO is in power.. Is it any wonder that "global dollar" oligarchs are free to morph in an out of multi-nation citizenships, pillaging at will.. with no penalties or accounting.. and their money can do the same, while workers cannot even enroll their child in their school that is not in their neighborhood?

The sad fact is.. we are a bunch of greedy hypocrites, pure and simple.. we are soaked in "the Jonses" myth of self-finance, when nothing is further from the truth.. and we are shoveled by the greedy one percent into debt/voting "ghettos.." where nothing we do will secure victory for us all. We mindlessly spend dollar after debt-laced dollar on crappy stuff made by slaves.. without a SECOND of thought about where it came from.. We DEMAND CONVENIENCE, we DEMAND privelege, we DEMAND comfort.. liberal and conservative.. north, south, east, west.. national and foreign..rich and poor alike.. all of us.

Until we COME to that realization, the civil wars.. not only here, but globally.. will continue.

Lilacpr said...

Yup,yup! What jazzmary said!

Lilacpr said...

The Ministry of Truth said...

Vlad wants to say that he considers Donald Trump to be a sober-minded, highly competent expert on governmental policy, has nothing but respect for democratic institutions, and is in no way whatsoever laughing his ass off at the ignorant foolishness of the American people.

11:00 AM
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He's always laughed! He calls Americans fat,lazy,over vaccinated fools or words to that effect!

now the question is, is he right?

mike from iowa said...

@ Lilacpr- which is where 200% of Drumps thoughts come from- below the belt. Thanks.

field negro said...

The first two comments from Manifest Density are going to be though to beat. :)

Manifest Density said...


One more please Field.

"Hey, look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain now!"

Wait, one more...

Cue the redhead! Where is that damn photographer?

Wesley R said...

Putin is trying to figure out the comb over.

Manifest Density said...

Hair club for men. I'm not only the precedent, I'm a client, two!

Manifest Density said...

Hmmm! We did it! Now we make Russia great again!

field negro said...

MD@8:59, killing it!

The winner, folks.👏👏🖒👍💃

Lucy Montrose said...

I should've hung out in this thread! There's actual discussion going on here... *sigh*