Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Trump Tower shuffle.

Image result for kanye trump towers imagesI would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Kanye and trump hooked up at trump tower, earlier.

trump: My wife posed nude.
Kanye: My wife made a sex tape.
trump: I have a huuuge ego.
Kanye: So do I.
trump: I like you, Kanye. I wish more blacks were like you.

The problem with people like Donald trump is that they really don't know any black people.

Black folks are like exotic animals in the zoo to him. If he did know some actual black people, they would have told him that appearing with Kanye is not a good look these days. He is about five years too late jumping on the Kanye train.

Consider trump's circle of black friends  acquaintances: Omarosa, Don King, Ben Carson, Ray Lewis, Floyd Mayweather.....I think you get the picture. Not exactly the "talented tenth" if you know what I mean.

Still, today was Negro day at Donald's place. (Melania, did the chef get the fried chicken? Let me stop.) I think it was Omarosa that played host to the Negro outreach program. trump didn't find a cabinet position for her, but I am sure that she will get something out of the trump takeover. Secretary Of Negro Outreach, maybe?    

I hope that Kanye will get better in time to do a little number at the inauguration. I hear that Mr trump is having a hard time finding talent to perform.  

"Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can" ~ Kanye West, Runaway~ 


Feet don't fail me now.







  







35 comments:

The Ministry of Truth said...

Add another incompetent fruitcake to Team Trump. In addition to the rotten Michael Flynn as national security advisor, Trump is going with Fox News personality K.T. McFarland for deputy national security advisor. Like Flynn, she thinks all Muslims are bad, torture is sensible, and loony conspiracy theories are real. She spread Benghazi stories that Hillary Clinton deliberately allowed American government personnel in Libya to be killed. She also said China is going to invade the US and we all need to start learning to speak Mandarin.

With this crew of imbeciles in charge, I don't see how we make it through even one fucking year without starting a completely senseless war.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Given the people already added to Trump's "Legion of Doom" Cabinet, Trump might as well give Kanye a department. He couldn't do any worse. I'm dead serious. I only wish I were joking.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Why is the Dow skyrocketing? My 401K is looking good.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

McDonald's has 401Ks for the fries guy? Good for you!

field negro said...

Lt. , u do know that Obama is still president, right?

Let's see what the Dow will be doing this time next year.

Personally, for my wife's sake and mine, I hope that it will be roaring along. Sadly, though, I have a feelings that it will not.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

@Field, rethug whooteemoos are already referring to him as just President.

I NEVER will though, he's COTUS to me.

Lilacpr said...

WTH!I thought Kanye was in hospital having a nervous breakdown!

Good Riddance said...

field negro said...
Lt. , u do know that Obama is still president, right?
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The stock market knows he is on the way out and the adults will be back in charge.

38 days.

The Ministry of Truth said...

"WTH!I thought Kanye was in hospital having a nervous breakdown!"

They sent him off to be with the other people who have lost touch with reality. Which includes Trump.

:-D

Anonymous said...

Wain,
As usual, you are as 100% Right On now as you were 20 years ago! Luv ya,
Keep it Up!

Lilacpr said...

The Ministry of Truth said...

They sent him off to be with the other people who have lost touch with reality. Which includes Trump.

:-D

8:20 PM
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Awww! I don't like it but I'll admit it's good! :)

You keep that up, the T man is gonna get you! I'm telling you...;)

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Melania is 1 eye surgery away from looking Asian. Or asleep.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

So. What's wrong with looking Asian? Asleep?

You ever look at Whoopi Goldberg?

That's asleep, dead, apeish, and in hell.

Josh said...

"The problem with people like Donald trump is that they really don't know any black people."

1) Purely speculative with nothing to back it up

2) WTF? You've created an entirely new category now? People "like"?

3) Why the fuck would that be a problem? Is there some diversity quota we must all meet now? And by "all," of course, we only mean white people. I don't see anyone telling majority non-white nations to implement diversity or to be ashamed of themselves. Black folks aren't insisting they have white friends when they're called racists. They just smugly assert, with media and academia backing them, that they CAN'T be racists because only white people can be bad.

Zemir Begic said...

"The problem with people like Donald trump is that they really don't know any black people."

That's not a problem, that's a luxury.

dinthebeast said...

"Secretary Of Negro Outreach"
Doubt it. Looks more like he'll be using VOA and RFE/RL stateside for such low level propaganda as that.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...


Field said: "Still, today was Negro day at Donald's place."

Next week, he'll invite those in white hoods, wearing white robes. He didn't want to create a spectacle by inviting blacks and those in white pointed hoods at the same time.

field negro said...

Until he messes stuff up and we have to fix it. (See George W. Bush)😏

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Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Field, if we are still alive 30 years from now, how would you think Obama would be ranked as a President? Honestly.

(forget Obamacare...never worked, never will)

Josh said...

I'm amazed by ideologues in the sense of protecting others. Not even their candidate necessarily. There's a fantastic argument to be made that, compared to the SJW crowd that helped him get elected, Obama was pretty much a moderate, war-hungry, big-spending secret Republican. But because you all want to exist in this delusional world, wherein admitting Obama's a failed president crumbles the house of cards and makes the right right about EVERYTHING, you'll continue to defend a guy whose single-greatest accomplishment as president was overseeing the reclassification of unemployment charts. E.g. with the "new" method by which unemployment numbers are calculated, NINETEEN MILLION AMERICANS WITHOUT JOBS were suddenly X'd out, done away with, and not counted in order to say that net jobs were being created under Obama. (And the corresponding data back this up objectively; e.g. the rise in food stamps, the rise in unemployment payments, the rise in single mothers, the rise in other welfare monies, etc.)

What a fucking sham of a president he was, and what fucking pussies to not even hold him to account for it on his way out the door. Who woulda thunk Louis Farrakhan had more sense than everyday progressive corporatists?

Anonymous said...

Josh said: "What a fucking sham of a president he was,"

Wow, I didn't realize anyone could miss George Bush as much as you miss him.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

To paraphrase Sam Elliot's answer to his colonel in the movie We Were Soldiers..(or something like that)

"Custer was a pussy. You ain't"

Obama was a pussy.

Josh said...

George Bush was fucking horrible. Why is it continuously the case that the overwhelming majority of people you find on these political blogs are child-brained ideologues who believe that if you criticize a Democrat, you MUST BE a Republican?

What sort of fucking shrunken bubble do you live in where a person HAS TO CHOOSE either Obama or Bush? I pity you double-digit-IQ menial labor basic bitches, I really do. You're never going to be able to think for yourselves, and these are poor traits which will be passed on to your children, prompting even MORE "safe zones" and butthurt riots and a pure rejection of data or anything that isn't related to their feelings.

anotherbozo said...

Two corrections: Field, you left out David Clarke, sheriff of Milwaukee, from the Trump list of black acquaintances. To say Clarke isn't one of the "talented tenth" would be a colossal understatement.

And it's "feetS don't fail me now."

Lilacpr said...

anotherbozo said...

And it's "feetS don't fail me now."

11:42 AM
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:) Foot is singular and feet is plural. No need for the S! and anyway No one has to be running from anything! The only thing to fear is fear itself!

Anonymous said...

anotherbozo said...
To say Clarke isn't one of the "talented tenth" would be a colossal understatement.
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Do you have to be a faggot to be considered part of the "talented tenth"?

Because David Clarke is considerably brighter than you.

field negro said...

Hmmm, aa of right now, he is probably number six or seven of all time. Tough to beat the likes of JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and Clinton.

Some black folks would argue that looking at it from a historical perspective he is number one. I couldn't argue with that.

field negro said...

Hmmm, aa of right now, he is probably number six or seven of all time. Tough to beat the likes of JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and Clinton.

Some black folks would argue that looking at it from a historical perspective he is number one. I couldn't argue with that.

Anonymous said...

Good Brotha Field,
You know that Kanye had to come over and start his "Kooning"!! Hell, he even had blonde hair just to show solidarity!!..LMAO

B1bomber

President Downgrade said...

field negro said...
Hmmm, aa of right now, he is probably number six or seven of all time. Tough to beat the likes of JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and Clinton.

Some black folks would argue that looking at it from a historical perspective he is number one. I couldn't argue with that.
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@First time visitors: Believe it or not, this is a real opinion. You have entered the Twilight Zone.

field negro said...

I am quite sure that most "first time visitors" with a brain will agree.

Only wingnuts who live in the FOX VIEWS Brightfart echo- chamber would see it differently.

Josh said...

What confuses me the most is that you Obama supporters pretend that it's not just his skin color you're looking at. You claim to be for OWS, against unfettered capitalism, and definitely against corporations. You let mainstream media lead you around by the area where your balls used to be, calling for people to pay their "fair share" and supported the class warfare lie of the corporatist agenda. Obama is the biggest corporate shill in HISTORY. CitiBank chose his cabinet. Wall Street was behind him since his early campaigning in '07. He would have literally given America to the EU if we were eligible.

The guy is a global corporatist. EVERYTHING you'll pretend to hate if it's the right-wing doing it.

Your ideology can't die fast enough.

Josh is a teenaged girl said...

Your ideology can't die fast enough.
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Your dumb ass posts can't die fast enough. Fuck Josh is annoying.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

"Lilacpr said...
anotherbozo said...

And it's "feetS don't fail me now."

11:42 AM
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:) Foot is singular and feet is plural. No need for the S! and anyway No one has to be running from anything! The only thing to fear is fear itself!

1:39 PM

Funny. With all your degrees, you can't spell Kat.

But, you'll be ass-happy to criticize.

Little Feat: Lilacpr said...
anotherbozo said...

And it's "feetS don't fail me now."

By the way Queenie...are panties plural, singular, or whatever?

11:42 AM
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:) Foot is singular and feet is plural. No need for the S! and anyway No one has to be running from anything! The only thing to fear is fear itself!

1:39 PM



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