Saturday, June 17, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY


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I need a caption for this pic.

*Pic via twitter.com

25 comments:

dinthebeast said...

"If you give me a hundred million dollars I promise I won't buy anyone else's oil with it. Wait, which part of me do you chop off if I lie to you?"

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

In our "culture" we gang rape women like you. Then stone you to death.

Coming to America near you!

Flying Junior said...

I was told I would be working with Victor Buono and Robert Conrad.

Anonymous said...

We are reaponsible for 9-11 and your dumb ass dad sells us weapons.

Anonymous said...

Ivanka: "No, silly, of course that special prosecutor guy won't make Daddy lose his job!

But if Daddy DID lose his job ... I could still sell my clothing line in your country, right? I've got some new Ivanka-brand burkas for the Saudi ladies that are absolutely adorable!"

Brigade Fifteen said...
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EhD said...

"Didn't you play Liam Neeson's daughter in Taken?"

mike from iowa said...

Speaking Arabic, "Hey Abdul. if I had a blonde camel this dumb I would call it infidel and behead it." Bwahahahahahahaha!

mike from iowa said...

If I had to spend the night with the blobe infidel or a camel, I'd walk a mile for a camel.

Lilacpr said...

Ivanka: Happy Fathers Day King Salman!

King: Thank you Ivanka! and a Happy Fathers day to President Trump too!

Ivanka: Thank you! and a Happy Fathers Day to everybody on The Field Negros blog!

Lilacpr said...


Have a great Fathers Day guys! If you'll be imbibing, have one on me :)

mike from iowa said...

No offense intended, Lilacpr, but did I just here an invite for a body shot? ps not to worry. I don't imbibe. Thanks for the Father's day platitude.

I'd say right now comment deleted has a strong case as winner so far. :)

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf ejaculates on he is more popular than Obama. Sorry, not even Drumpf is that stoopid to believe what he opines.

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf lawyer-Jay Suck-u-low tells Chris Wallace Drumpf is being investigated by Justice Department and then turns around and swears he never said Drumpf was under investigation.

Suck-u-low was a Pat Robertson protege and Clinton hater from back when, Poor Drumpfy can't hire competent attorneys. He is fucked. (not that I care)

field negro said...

Some pretty good ones so far.
Gonna be tough to pick a winner.

BTW, happy Father's Day to all the dads out there holding it down.

field negro said...
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mike from iowa said...

Drumpf calls Qatar a terrorist sponsor then sells them billions of dollars worth of fighter jets. Meanwhile, his SOS, who as Exxon's chief had millions of dollars invested in Qatar is still trying to broker some kind of peaceful settlement between Qatar and other Arab states.

One might think the potus would engage his SOS in a conversation about world politics on occasion. Apparently not Drumpf. What a maroon.

Meanwhile a Japanese ship and a US destroyer collided and 7 Americans were drowned.

Is this payback for dumbass dubya's campaign contributor's piloting a US sub that surfaced into a Japanese research vessel killing 7 students (if I remember correctly)?

mike from iowa said...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehime_Maru_and_USS_Greeneville_collision

My bad. Nine crew members were killed including 4 students.

Rumours floated around that a friend of dumbass dubya was allowed to pilot the sub. That info was classified.

The Shadow Knows said...

King: C'mon, you can tell me. I promise I won't tell. Is it real, or is it fake?

Ivanka trump: What?

King: Your Dad's hair. Is it real or is it fake?

mike from iowa said...

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/18/politics/kfile-obama-georgia-ad/index.html

Wingnuts are misquoting Obama's words from his book to make it appear Dems don't support Black people. Apparently wingnuts have to cheat to win any election. Not surprising at all.

Anonymous said...

Abdul, this picture is not for release within the Kingdom. No , you can't assault her. No, keep your hands out of your robe.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Dad is shorting crude oil and I'm wondering, could you do us a little favor?

uglyblackjohn said...

EhD ^^^ for the win.

Anonymous said...

I will sell you into white slavery....

Anonymous said...

why do men wear dish towels on their heads???