Sessions: Humming the tune, "Oh Susanna... I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee."
Trump: "You know I hate that song, you little weasel. And you should have never taken the job only to bail out on me with this Russian mess. Shut up before I shove that banjo up your a$$."
Treason, shmeason. Crime, shmime. Don't worry so much, Jeff! I can always just pardon myself. All my alt-right friends on Twitter say so.
Now return to your Keebler treehouse and tell your fellow elves to make me some cookies, pronto. Remember: the Fudge Stripes, not the Pecan Sandies! I hate those.
Actually, my summer has sucked. A lot of the staff has been on vacation and in addition to my glassware cleaning job I have to do the bathrooms and mop the floors as well. I did get some good news from my adviser this week, who is very confident that I can get some sort of degree before my mandatory retirement age.
Trump: Hey man, stop focusing on pot heads and civil forfeitures and get working all this Deep State collusion and Democrat corruption.
Sessions: Okay, now why don't you stop appointing cucks who never supported you and letting Obama holdovers stay in their jobs and get serious about putting people around you who want to effect real change.
Trump: Fair enough. Now let's roast these motherfuckers.
Actually, my summer has sucked. A lot of the staff has been on vacation and in addition to my glassware cleaning job I have to do the bathrooms and mop the floors as well. I did get some good news from my adviser this week, who is very confident that I can get some sort of degree before my mandatory retirement age.
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Know what you mean, Yisheng. Summer workdays can be somewhat cumbersome due to staff shortages.
Feedback from your adviser is great news. And still several weeks left of summer to eventually enjoy. Hang in there :-)
Alec Baldwin has a hell of a job. It's difficult to parody a man who is a walking joke in real life.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, Trump is often more funny in the head than "funny ha-ha." When the president's abject incompetence causes the apocalypse, I'm sure that will be hilarious.
Faith_and_Fairness said... Hey Yisheng! Hope you're enjoying the summer and your doctoral studies are progressing well :-)
>>>>>>>>>
But to answer your question, summer is going great, I was awarded a summer cancer fellowships that's going very well! And it's allowing me to stay focused on cancer health disparities, which is great for us! :)
Yīshēng said... I was awarded a summer cancer fellowships that's going very well! And it's allowing me to stay focused on cancer health disparities, which is great for us! :)
My first thought, with much annoyance, is how can you tell. But I figured it out; mea culpa on my part for playing with the trolls, similar to the disgust that ensues when accidentally stepping in dog mess.
In any event, you know warmest wishes are with you throughout your academic journey :-)
My first thought, with much annoyance, is how can you tell. >>>>>>>>>>
I know, right, LOL?? Look for my "fight the power" themed avatars, no low achieving, incompetent Asian stalker would DARE use those while posting as me! ;)
@2:15, so while I'm spending the afternoon reviewing/editing Bioconductor's R code for analysing methylated array data, you're working on how to keep the health department from finding out your parent's restaurant serves cat in place of chicken.
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Sorry Mr. President, but Pence and Hillary are on my side. Oh, ... and the FBI too.
Sessions: Humming the tune, "Oh Susanna... I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee."
Trump: "You know I hate that song, you little weasel. And you should have never taken the job only to bail out on me with this Russian mess. Shut up before I shove that banjo up your a$$."
LOL @F&F!!
"Do not underestimate the power of the dark side, Grand Moff Sessions!"
Huh? Did you think we were gonna go down together?
Treason, shmeason. Crime, shmime. Don't worry so much, Jeff! I can always just pardon myself. All my alt-right friends on Twitter say so.
Now return to your Keebler treehouse and tell your fellow elves to make me some cookies, pronto. Remember: the Fudge Stripes, not the Pecan Sandies! I hate those.
Hey Yisheng! Hope you're enjoying the summer and your doctoral studies are progressing well :-)
@Collusions of Grandeur: Your caption is even funnier imagining it in the voice of Alec Baldwin.
@F&F:
Actually, my summer has sucked. A lot of the staff has been on vacation and in addition to my glassware cleaning job I have to do the bathrooms and mop the floors as well. I did get some good news from my adviser this week, who is very confident that I can get some sort of degree before my mandatory retirement age.
Trump: Hey man, stop focusing on pot heads and civil forfeitures and get working all this Deep State collusion and Democrat corruption.
Sessions: Okay, now why don't you stop appointing cucks who never supported you and letting Obama holdovers stay in their jobs and get serious about putting people around you who want to effect real change.
Trump: Fair enough. Now let's roast these motherfuckers.
Sessions: Roast them like the pigs the are,
Trump: Fuck yeah.
Hillary Clinton will never be President.
Bill Clinton is a rapist.
president four-year-old: Jon Stewart was right. Your ears do make your head look like a flesh-toned bowling trophy.
-Doug in Oakland
Trump: "If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan".
Sessions: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor".
Trump: "Period!"
Sessions: "Period!"
Room: LMAO!
Dug from doodooland sez...
Jon Stewart is a four year old. Dug he is not four years old and his last name is Leibowitz or something.
The picture: "you sure are a short fella' aren't you?"
Dug: "I like short fella's. I like big fella's too."
Butt Trumpet assumes he has the biggest dick of the three white boys.
I want all three of those handsome men to take me at the same time!
Three disgusting old white men who deserve to die soon.
@F&F:
Actually, my summer has sucked. A lot of the staff has been on vacation and in addition to my glassware cleaning job I have to do the bathrooms and mop the floors as well. I did get some good news from my adviser this week, who is very confident that I can get some sort of degree before my mandatory retirement age.
========================
Know what you mean, Yisheng. Summer workdays can be somewhat cumbersome due to staff shortages.
Feedback from your adviser is great news. And still several weeks left of summer to eventually enjoy. Hang in there :-)
Anonymous Ricky said...
Bill Clinton is a rapist.
Prove it, Bitch!
Stay there,I'll be right back. I'm going to change into my bus driver uniform.
@Faith_and_Fairness
Alec Baldwin has a hell of a job. It's difficult to parody a man who is a walking joke in real life.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, Trump is often more funny in the head than "funny ha-ha." When the president's abject incompetence causes the apocalypse, I'm sure that will be hilarious.
You do know your ass belongs to me right BOY?
The 3 stodgy's, Schmoe, Scary and Surly.
F&F, why are you playing with that clown pretending to be me, LOL??
You KNOW you should shouldn't feed the stalking, troll, animals right?
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The time this stalking fool spends on me is CRAZY!!!!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Faith_and_Fairness said...
Hey Yisheng! Hope you're enjoying the summer and your doctoral studies are progressing well :-)
>>>>>>>>>
But to answer your question, summer is going great, I was awarded a summer cancer fellowships that's going very well! And it's allowing me to stay focused on cancer health disparities, which is great for us! :)
That's a good one PX, and many thanks for the links to great STEM stories! :)
Yīshēng said...
I was awarded a summer cancer fellowships that's going very well! And it's allowing me to stay focused on cancer health disparities, which is great for us! :)
>>>>>>>>>
After you finish cleaning the bathroom!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
**SIGH, YISHENG**
My first thought, with much annoyance, is how can you tell. But I figured it out; mea culpa on my part for playing with the trolls, similar to the disgust that ensues when accidentally stepping in dog mess.
In any event, you know warmest wishes are with you throughout your academic journey :-)
Faith_and_Fairness said...
**SIGH, YISHENG**
My first thought, with much annoyance, is how can you tell.
>>>>>>>>>>
I know, right, LOL?? Look for my "fight the power" themed avatars, no low achieving, incompetent Asian stalker would DARE use those while posting as me! ;)
@2:15, so while I'm spending the afternoon reviewing/editing Bioconductor's R code for analysing methylated array data, you're working on how to keep the health department from finding out your parent's restaurant serves cat in place of chicken.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Now Moo Goo Gai Pan THAT muthaf*cka!
BAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My bad, I meant Bún bò Huế THAT muthaf*cka!
Oh Yisheng! I knew it wasn't you! But how were they able to use your avatar and all?
Yisheng, I knew it wasn't you because your wording was too complex for my brain to handle, and you, like me, are pretty simple minded. :)
Anybody who still supports these ugly, evil white men deserves a fist in their face!
btw, that thing called Yisheng is so retarded she almost makes micro dicked Sean Spicer look competent. ALMOST.
Anonymous Lilacpr said...
Oh Yisheng! I knew it wasn't you! But how were they able to use your avatar and all?
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No nano d*cked gook would use Yisheng's powerful avatars.
And all the gooks say: "Ching chong ching chong ching chong!" LOL!!!
Fuck the gooks and chinks!
"lets do something about this nigger situation...."
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