Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Timing is everything.



Why is it that whenever the frat boy needs money from congress to fund his war there is a new Osama video? Think about it: In his last video Osama's beard was dyed black and it had a perfect trim. Hell, he couldn't have gotten a cut like that from the best barber here in Philly. Doctored photo anyone?




I bet the frat boy has an entire library of Osama tapes just waiting to unload on A-merry-ca.

I can't wait to see the new al Qaeda movie right before they decide to bomb the shit out of Iran. It will be the scariest yet. Watch for the mushroom cloud special effects; that's a Bush administration favorite.

But I gotta give it to the frat boy, it's a great strategy. Scare the shit out of the constituents, who in turn will call their congressmen. Go to said congressmen for funds, and if they refuse to give it to you, their scared shit less constituents will vote them out.

If these clowns only knew how to run a country as well as they know how to hold on to power we would be in pretty good shape. Poor D-im-ocrats; they are out gunned. Even with the frat boy's approval ratings as low as a black conservatives IQ, they (the Dims) are still afraid of him.



Right about now the Harry and Nancy show ain't looking so good. But man that Osama show sure looks like a hit.

21 comments:

bumpster said...

We as A-merry-cans are screwed if the Dims keep giving up the ass to the Kommander Kool Aid like drunken school kids on e-pills.

damien said...

This shit befuddles the hell out of me! How come people keep fall'n for this shit time after time after time... it's like they don't care about the writing on the wall all they care about is bombing somebody... war war and more war... Can they (I mean all these congressmen/women and their constituents) see that this is breaking the country and leaving the people here in danger. I mean with half of our national guard over in Iraq how would we defend ourselves or put our fires or rescue people in need of rescuing here at home if a disaster were to strike. I guess we're gonna see, right.

damien said...

p.s. Can't wait to hear you on NPR field. I'm sure it'll be great! Congrats on all the coverage you're get'n, brotha! Rep the Field!!

field negro said...

Thanks damien, i will try.

"Kommander Kool Aid", I swear I learn a new word everyday :)

Thanks for that one burpster, I might use it sometime.

David Sullivan said...

SOOOO TRUE!!! The propoganda machine here is better than the Nazi's and Soviets combined and the sheep living here keep ingesting.

God-fearing christian conservatives are just the flock that the pastor/frat boy are looking for to blindly follow the military machine we call the USA.

Until these people can see past the fact that everything in the Bible is fiction or at the very least a parabell (how was every living creature within walking distance from Noah's house?) Then they will never question what the frat boy/pastor does and follow blindly.

The Christian Progressive Liberal said...

Bush's use of Osama tapes is getting him more money than Tupac's estate is earning as a result of continuing to drop CDs and the brotha's been dead for ten years.

But, I think people are starting to make that connection between Bush wanting more money to fight "terra" and Osama coming out with videos.

And while you're on NPR, don't forget to kick the conservative brotha in the cajones. Start by asking him why he's toting water for the ReThugs and see what you get.

Exodus Mentality said...

Ah Field, you have finally crossed over into the land of the kooky conspiracy theorists. Welcome home brother man! Just remember, you can get away with such wild speculations about what Bush knew and when he knew it on the blogs, but don't put that out there in the mainstream or your entire career will be washed up in a matter of milliseconds. Just ask Cynthia McKinney.

Since we are coming out today, here are a couple of conspiracy theories you should never mention in public. Was the destruction of the World Trade center buildings a fantastic spectacular coincidental occurance? Two buildings, designed to withstand airplane hits collapsing after said hits, and one building which was never even hit collapsing for no damn reason at all? Funny how they collapsed straight down, like the controlled demolitions we see so often.

Was the Pentagon, a building that has to have more video surveillance than Paris, Brittany, and Lindsey combined, actually struck by a plane that managed to avoid leaving any video evidence from any angle, or was it something else? We can see Brittany's panties ever time she goes out of the house but nobody has a picture of a plane hitting the Pentagon?

How many fingers and toes do the aliens at Area 51 really have? Wait a minute, that one might really be far fetched.

Anonymous said...

Even though I don't always agree with what you say. I do enjoy our postings from time to time. Congrats on the NPR situation.

plez... said...

Field,

it's funny that whenever there is talk about the US invasion of Iraq, Osama Bin Laden is never part of the discussion (it's been over 4 years and all we get are new video releases of this fanatic... i want a corpse). and whenever there is talk about Osama Bin Laden, there is never a connection with Iraq (has he ever even been to Iraq for alittle vacation from terrorism?).

when are those weak-kneed-yellow-belly Democrats gonna cut the funding for this damn boon-doggle for Bush and his cronies?!? when is the Democratic controlled Congress gonna override this idiot's veto?!?

SHEESH!

oh yeah... good luck on NPR, i'll be listening.

David Sullivan said...

Plez is right. Those Dems are a bunch of pussies. Fuck high brow, high road shit. Its time to erradicate the military machine and take care of our own (health care/ children, etc..)

Kriss said...

Field,

You think that's bad. I was watching Faux News this morning they actually tried to link the wild fires as possible terrorist attacks. I'm not shitting you. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. They said that the FBI picked up "chatter" that Al Qaeda was looking into starting forest fires as possible terrorist attacks. I swear, I think these idiots sometimes get their ideas and talking points from the really cheesy movies they show on the Sci-fi channel.

Rent Party said...

I agree with Bumpster and admire the fact that s/he in one short comment used two good terms from FN and added one of his/her own.

Congratulations on the NPR appearance, hope it went well!

Woozie said...

Every last one of them in Congress, the White House, and even in the intelligence agencies is a worthless bag of floppy cocks.

ddgee said...

Field, I notice you tipped your hat to Rep. Stark on your sidebar, but didn't make in an Honorary. Good thing you hedged your bet, huh? I don't blame you, I would have too.

field negro said...

"floppy cocks." ?

The NPR thing went OK. I have a clip of some of it on the side bar.... I might post on it later.

Judging from plez and david's comments; I think the dim-ocrats are losing mad brownie points on this site.

And yes ddgee, dude is a little out there. I had to hedge with him a little. I couldn't make him an HFN just yet :)

Cynthia said...

I think he is dead. A person that lives in the desert who is said to be in need of dialysis and was being treated the day before the 9/11 attack, is not a threat to America.

If we really think about and research all the jobs and securities that needed to be circumvented to pull off the 9/11 attack, we will see that Arabs are not in key positions to pull this off without assistance by Americans.

Bruce Godfrey said...

offtopic - heard you on Farai Chideya's show, Field - great job!

Woozie said...

What use is a floppy cock? Can't do much with it.

guerreiranigeriana said...

wow!!...fantastical post...commentary as well...i agree 100% percent...make sure you have your passports ready and pay attention to the so-called security color codes...i've heard that bush is going to call a code red, meaning that bitch stays in office longer and the nation shuts down...i for damn sure am not getting stuck here...in fact, if the us is stupid enough to bomb iran, i'm out...

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