Friday, November 13, 2009

The persecution of Carrie Prejean.


People are always accusing us black folks (especially the field Negroes) of playing the victim card. But I have some news for you; no one plays the victim card more or better than conservatives. No one.

Tonight I am thinking about another example of conservative victim hood. This time it's my blond friend from California, Carrie Prejean, who has been making the rounds for truth freedom and the good book, lately.


Poor Carrie, it seems that she just can't buy a break. First her hopes of becoming Ms. U.S.A. ends up dashed because of an ugly question from some liberal blogger who set her up. "I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."And I knew right here that it wasn't about winning. It was about being true to my convictions." That's how she described her experience to her brother in Christ, James Dobson. And, if you will recall, she got into some more problems with the pageant due to some nude photos. But she explained that away in typical conservative fashion by saying "the wind blew her dress open..."

And then, just when she is getting her life back together and spreading the word about freedom and love of God and country, another ugly little scandal comes out with allegations of...ahem...some rather racy self exploration on her part. (Carrie, if you think Larry King is a tough interview, you might want to get out of the spotlight.)

Field, she did 8 sex tapes and there are at least 30 nude photos of her. EIGHT? Oh my! I wonder if she told Dr. Dobson and her right wing friends that there were eight tapes?

But, Carrie is smart, when all else fails she did what any good conservative would do; she blamed the ugly left wing media. "There is this double standard that conservative women are fair game to be attacked and it's not right..."

Of course it's not Carrie, I feel you girl. Us victims have to stick together.




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alicia banks said...

sharonabsentmindedinwi:

YOUR BOGUS TANGENTS ABOUT CITATON WILL NEVER MASK YOUR/ MAREALLYLIE'S LIES ABOUT THAT LETTER!!!

YOUR TANGENTS WILL DO NOTHING TO MAKE YOUR PREPETUALLY PRESENT SLAYINGS APPEAR TO BE ABSENT HEREIN!!!

your inferior wimpy social skills are even more absent...letter amnesia and repulsive passive aggressiveness included

your last pathetic post documents that you are absent minded hypocrite/hankyhead

go fix your own absent skills
(including reading comprehension)
asap!

see the original post/"citation" here:

http://field-negro.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-ye-of-little-faith.html:


12:06 PM

alicia banks said...
anon:

i did not compose that one
just shared it
glad u liked it
so do i!

unlike dumb haters like meblindmeblind and lie/kola

i actually STUDY everything i can find about the bible and i have actually RE-read the bible for decades...

i am eternally fascinated with holy liars and slaying them with their very own evil lying texts

12:18 PM

alicia banks said...

sharonabsentmindedinwi:

YOUR BOGUS TANGENTS ABOUT CITATON WILL NEVER MASK YOUR/ MAREALLYLIE'S LIES ABOUT THAT LETTER!!!

YOUR TANGENTS WILL DO NOTHING TO MAKE YOUR PREPETUALLY PRESENT SLAYINGS APPEAR TO BE ABSENT HEREIN!!!

your inferior wimpy social skills are even more absent...letter amnesia and repulsive passive aggressiveness included

your last pathetic post documents that you are absent minded hypocrite/hankyhead

go fix your own absent skills
(including reading comprehension)
asap!

see the original post/"citation" here:

http://field-negro.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-ye-of-little-faith.html:


12:06 PM

alicia banks said...
anon:

i did not compose that one
just shared it
glad u liked it
so do i!

unlike dumb haters like meblindmeblind and lie/kola

i actually STUDY everything i can find about the bible and i have actually RE-read the bible for decades...

i am eternally fascinated with holy liars and slaying them with their very own evil lying texts

12:18 PM

Sharon from WI said...

You are such a vile creature. No wonder people her think you are off your meds.

alicia banks said...

sharonwhatvilecreatureshideunderyourhanky???:

if there was a pill for honesty and courage, maybe you could take one.

then you would not have to pose such a phony blind repulsive vile wimp herein?

alicia banks said...

sharonstillonabelatedimmaturetantruminwi:

maybe if there was a med for healing bruises you could take it to recover from that obama bust?

then maybe mareallytrollingforojs and kolapopcornchokingahterposseleader
could stop pimping you to be pereptually slain as a wimp in their click herein?

alicia banks said...

sharonwimpinwi:

what i think is vile is how you keep being played by the hater posse

while they eat popcorn in the wings and watch you die

they are really vile tricks

and you are the wounded wimp in their vile clique

alicia banks said...

sharonwindedinwi:

you do recall how you came into this fray harping their lies about wbml/uiuc/that old renowned letter right?

i know so well how your retention wanes....just a hanky heads up

alicia banks said...

why is it that ONLY the most vile haters herein are always calling ME vile?????

ALL of you hypocrites amuse and inspire me

thanks for that!

La♥audiobooks said...

"mareallytrollingforojs... kolapopcornchokingahterposseleader...sharonstillonabelatedimmaturetantruminwi..

Alicia, I've always wanted to ask you something. When you type these things, are laughing while doing so, or do you keep on a serious face?

alicia banks said...

mareallyadrone:

ok

now i get it

i could not fifure out why you would invite people to witness how i slew you and your posse's asses

but now i see kola told you to do so and you must do as she tells you

tragic you tagless teaming sorry bimbo bitches have nothing better to do herein...like maybe post on ANY specific topic for once?????

alicia banks said...

kolanut:

as always you gave yourself away
like the premature ejaculating shrew that you are...

you blatantly set mareallyagdfool up

then you commented herein way too soon

fix that

i will still slay you both anyway

but you make it way too easy

La♥audiobooks said...

"but now i see kola told you to do so and you must do as she tells you"


Alicia, desperately trying to make Maria feel like she's sheeple, or being associated with me, isn't going to ward her off from coming after you. LOL.

This is such a lame tactic, you and your only anony friend have been trying this for months.

alicia banks said...

kola:

what is lame is you ordering a ratty rabbit to buck a lioness
...eating popcorn while she is ripped to shreds in 2 threads...
and then claiming her fluffy bloody battered corpse is some
twisted kind of victory

for real????

how blind are you bitch?

alicia banks said...

kolaflatteringme:

"Alicia, desperately trying to make Maria feel like she's sheeple"

dyam kola!

thanks for that compliment and confirmation of mareallyyoursuicidallillamb's
fleecing/slaughter...

how accidentally kind and honest of you

alicia banks said...

kola/assnon4ab:

YOU are my assnon friend
thanks for that trick!

WHAT pray tell have all your fellow wounded slain friends in your hater posse done for you herein?????

i think it is MORE embarassing to get YOUR OWN and ALL of your assnons/friends' asses kicked in unison than dying solo...

fortunately, i NEVER have either problem you weak bullying mareallyusedup's abuser bitch

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious and entertaining. What a cretinous sow.

Anonymous said...

alicia, ever feel like the third wheel?
word verification=whale

Anonymous said...

ab "then maybe mareallytrollingforojs and kolapopcornchokingahterposseleader
could stop pimping you to be pereptually slain as a wimp in their click herein?"

ab, you promised not to hurt Sharon. I happen to like the hanky on her head, and I like Wisconsin-it's not wimpville because it borders ILL, remember.

Now Kola/Li's state is another matter.

Anonymous said...

"sharonwhatvilecreatureshideunderyourhanky???:"

"kolapopcornchokingahterposseleader"
ROFLAMO. Field, I know you are laughing.

"tragic you tagless teaming sorry bimbo bitches.."

Oh my gut is in stitches. I can't stop laughing. Slay the hell out of them, AB! They had no business effing with you, especially that popcorn girl sitting at the computer screen watching her followers fall at your feet.

This blog is the best blog in the blogosphere. There is no other like it. I needed a good laugh before going to bed. Thanks ab and the rest of you supporting actors.

Anonymous said...

I just want to say thanks again ab for that laugh last night, I see Kola/Li isn't bothering you after that slaying. I agree she's the one pushing Kathy and Maria and to mess with you. One thing AB, you don't act like the rest of them. Yeah, you can slay Kola/Li and her ilk of white women haters. I can't stand black women, so effing ugly and jealous of everybody.

maria said...

sorry, anon (=ABitch) but what planet do you live on?

alicia banks said...

assnons/kolaschizo et al:

i never attack anyone who does not attack me first

sharon needs to stop being played by kola like a tiny hanky headed moth to a flame...

i am not a "whale"
i am a shark
and you have been chopped to bits herein once again!!!

____

anon:

thanks!

when will they ever learn?

when will they ignore my posts or debate them?

why are they so persistently suicidal herein??????

shame!!!!!!!!!

La♥audiobooks said...

Alicia's only "anony" friend said this:

" I can't stand black women, so effing ugly and jealous of everybody"

Wow, and Alicia literally thanked him/her. That says it all for me. I am done. Have a happy medication.

alicia banks said...

kolablinddeaf&dumb&defeated&REEEEEALLYREACHINGFORMUCHNEEDEDSTRAWSASALWAYS:


i was thanking him ONLY for accurately describing ignorant amoral soulless heartless lying envious blackish bitches like you who disgrace all black women globally!!!!

_____

anon:

THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alicia banks said...

kolasybil:

actually

(again)

YOU are assnon you twisted bitch

got a real life?

you cannot play me like you do your bimbo posse mareallystupid and sharonwimp in wi et al

so you post as assnon with TOTALLY TRANSPARENT BS
then you try to pretend i agree with ALL you have posted as assnon
etc...

you have to use a phantom assnon to try to play me and then YOU still get slain...i slay all of your personalities herein daily

YOU LIE AS YOU ARE PERPETUALLY SLAIN HEREIN!!!!

YOU AND ALL OF YOUR ASSNONS/ALTER EGOS/DRONES/BIMBO SLAVES MAKE IT ALL WAY TOO EASY!!!!!

___________

anon:

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

maria said...

LA, i think i need to add multiple personality disorder to AB's dignoses, given this conversation she's having with herself as "anon."

alicia banks said...

mareallydodginghermultiplelies:

you are pretending to be a psychologist as MISERABLY as you are pretending that you are NOT busted multiple times herien and NOT trolling for multiple ojs herien and NOT slain multiple times herein etc....

DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT ANY TOPIC EXCEPT ME

mareallyMULTIPLYINGpossestalkers??????

ie
YOU HAVE SAID NOTHING ABOUT YOUR COUSIN CARRIE WHO IS SOON TO SHARE HER NEWEST MULTIPLE PORNO EARNINGS WITH YOU AND THE MULTIPLE OJS OF YOUR CHOICE...

mareallyungratefulasshemulitpliesmadnessherein!!!!!!

mareallymutiplyingmasochism:
YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alicia banks said...

mareallyagdbrokenrecord:

i never post as assnon

leos like credit as earned

a fierce lioness like me would never posed as 2 invisible ratty rabbits like you and kolasybil do

i am WAY too vain to ever deny ALICIA BANKS any iota of credit for slaying you and your fellow bumbling buffoonish bullying bimbo bitches solo!!!

does it really make you feel better if you pretend that you and kolasybil are not posting as assnons?

sad that
you all have each other AND all your assnons and i still slay you all solo with ease!!!

why fake friends when they get their fake assnon asses whipped precisely as you do???????

got redundancy?

got a hobby?

you all are way too easy and are wasting way too much envious energy that might be spent getting educated, creating blogs, winning awards etc...

fix that you fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

AB, I am Anon1:27am and did not write what anon 8:21am said. I suspect it was either Maria or LI who are posing as the insulting anon to try to get back at you.

I am one of your friends and would never write anything that would insult all bw. Again, I think LI/Kola/Maria wrote it so they could make negative comments about your anon friends. I hope you slay them into a heap of chopped burgers.

alicia banks said...

anon:

thanks!

they post as assnons compulsively and have been doing so since my first post herein

i knew it was fake the moment i read it

kolanut is too uneducated and foolish to be clandestine
ie
she did her very best to lead in with phony syrupy praise and then mask that tiny foul nugget slur to all bfs like herself at the end...

yet it BULGED and REEKED within her post like the cloned turd that is her entire tiny global life...

she and her retarded bimbo hater stalker posse give new meaning to the term "intellectual incompetence" herein

i just patiently waited to expertly smear her own posted feces across her own
busted filthy face...
___________

assnons/kolasybil:

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SINCERE SUPPORT....GEE...THANKS AGAIN!!!!!

alicia banks said...

anon:

notice how that trifling trick kola dared to say "i am done with you"????...as if i had not been done with her long before i ever even posted to this blog?????

in fact,
the whole world knows the exact date that i was done with kolasybil because i penned a column to document that precise date:

see:

KOLA BOOF : HOAXES, HYPOCRISIES& OBAMA NAZIS

in my new archives at:
http://aliciabanks.vox.com

maybe if there was a medication for failure to be clever, she would be less BLATANTLY OBVIOUS
with her shallow sheer bs herein...

AbuAmirah said...

Well Alicia, sense you asked, here's my take. How many times have we heard this from conservatives? Conservatives like to bump their gums about family values this, family values that. But they keep getting busted doing all sorts of stuff that they claim to abhor. One dude lies to his wife and staff, not less his whole goddamn state, saying that he is going to talk a long walk. Well, that most have been a helluva long walk because dude ended up in Argentina. Then there was that conservative preacher, in Colorado, whose smoking the bone and getting high. Next we have Senator Larry Craig from Idaho. This dude is one of the greatest adversary's of gay rights, yet he's a closet queen himself. Then there's dude from Nevada that was boning his best friends wife. My man got his parents to break the skank and he husband off so that they wouldn't make it a national scandal, which happened anyway. Like that sound bite of Carl Lewis on the Jim Rome Show "oh-oh". The list goes on. These people are nothing more than hypocrites and to quote the sterotypical response from my native brothers, or as they say in the hood, brothas, "Hmmmmm, pale face speakth with forked tongue".

Anonymous said...

ab, "notice how that trifling trick kola dared to say "i am done with you"????...as if i had not been done with her long before i ever even posted to this blog?????"

Yeah, La idiot has said it a number of times this year but keeps coming back. I guess she is so attached to you that she needs a daily dose of whippings from you.

I guess those cut-throat pirates just don't cut it for her and lost Marie anymore. LOL

maria said...

"anon," get a clue.

when you meet someone with as many mental illnesses as ABitch, you must show pity and compassion.

just because we don't respond doesn't mean she's won.

it means WE HAVE.

alicia banks said...

anon:

ditto

kolanut &
mareallyapesteringteenygnat are two cloned hateful envious shrews

they have no lives
no educations
no websites
no awards
no careers
etc

and they "blog" here ONLY to stalk and libel me

it is truly pathetic!

thanks!!!

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