Saturday, May 18, 2013

Umbrellagate is growing.

I am not sure if that picture with the four presidents and their human umbrella holders is a photoshop job or not. And, quite frankly, I don't care.

This "Umbrellagate" thing is getting out of hand. Wingnuts still can't get over the fact that president Obama asked a young white man Marine to hold an umbrella over his head.

"It is against the law and Marine protocol for crying out loud! This Negro done lost his mind!"

I know I know. The word uppity comes to mind.

"Of course, there's no rule against the president acting like a selfish asshole. That just comes naturally to Obama. We used to have dignity in our presidents, especially when George W. Bush was in office. This president is just an egotistical prick."
Some fringenuts are positive that what president Obama did was illegal and they are demanding answers.

Sadly, as is always the case with the black helicopter crowd, they are wrong.

"Yes, the Marines are often forced to get wet while standing outside the White House because they cannot hold an umbrella. Yes, the Marine Corps uniform regulations state a Marine cannot hold an umbrella. But Marine spokesman Capt. Eric Flanagan explained to the Washington Post that, according to Title 10 of the U.S. Code, Marines must "perform such other duties as the President may direct." So when the President asks you to hold an umbrella over his head, you hold an umbrella over his head." 

That's right; even when it's a black president.

"It didn't matter that there's a long history of Marines and Secret Service members holding umbrellas for the President, no matter which side of the aisle they represent. It also didn't matter that there are easily discoverable pictures of Sarah Palin having an umbrella held for her. They wanted to add more headaches to the President's very bad week. But, oh well. So much for Umbrellagate. It had a nice ring to it, too. "

More desperation from the right. Although I can't say that I blame them. Three "scandals" in one week and the man's approval rating didn't even take a hit.

Sorry guys, it would take his Oness having an affair with Kerry Washington to get most Americans to pay attention. That's just how we are built here in these divided states of America.










61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Field, "That's right; even when it's a black president."

Of course. But don't you think the President should think about these kind of things before he does them? I mean, he IS Black. We have Whites in America and around the world, who just can't fathom a White Marine holding an umbrella over a black man's head-- as if he were a king. Please.

A better way would make sure the Marine had been Black. Don't you think so, Mr Field? Come on, Field this would have been a lot better for everyone concerned.

Dead Ambassador said...

"This "Umbrellagate" thing is getting out of hand."

No it isn't. It's a distraction from IRSgate, which is a distraction from APgate, which is a distraction from Benghazigate.

Your phony outrage over Umbrellagate is just a pathetic attempt to divert attention from the fact that, despite warnings and despite it being the anniversary of 9-11, the Obama administration failed to provide adequate security for a consulate that had requested additional security, and was involved in running guns to Syria. They also failed to act to help the besieged embassy employees because they didn't want an incident that illustrated the failure of their Middle East policy to come to light during an election, and therefore decided to let these men die and then head to Vegas for a fundraiser. They tried to hide their fecklessness by, get this, blaming the whole incident on a You Tube video, going so far as to arrest the producer of the video. He is still in jail.

They have lied to the American public and to Congress. They have subverted the interest of the country for their personal political interest, and they sacrificed the lives of four men, saying only "it’s not optimal". They have blood on their hands and they must pay.

Donald Douglas said...

Photoshop! Bwhahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Field and FN disciples, you must admit that Dead Ambassador has a point and more than likely is absolutely correct.

BTW, this has nothing to do with party affiliation. It has to do with honesty, ethics and morality. I myself am a Democrat, been that way all my life.

No one is looking to 'impeach' the President. They just want the truth about Benghazi. When Obama admits his cover-up and his failure to protect the four dead Americans, I BET this whole thing will go away. In fact, I am certain of it.

Anonymous said...

Oh Dead One,
You are SO incorrect. But hey, you recite the Fox talking points verbatim...or did you just cut and paste? Dems did not start Umbrellagate..your guys did. Dems did not vote NOT to increase money for emabassy security..your nitwits did that. As far as the IRS..that is what they are supposed to do: make sure groups wanting tax exempt status deserve it..and golly, they denied a liberal group, but we chose not to make a mountain out of a piece of sand. Good Lord, if you miss the irony here, I'm sorry, but Bush broke so many laws and shredded the Constitution because "he was keepin' us safe" that HE is the one who should have been inpeached. But no. Nary a peep from you them about the Patriot Act (that does permit the government to spy on US, including reporters who leak national security secrets.) I bet had this happened under a GOP Prez, you guys who be all about locking up the press for the leaks, huh? Remember Abu Graib? You all wanted the heads of the picture takers, not the heads of the military and above who promoted torture. Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

"Oh Dead One,
You are SO incorrect. But hey, you recite the Fox talking points verbatim...or did you just cut and paste? Dems did not start Umbrellagate..your guys did."

No, no. Obama started the whole umbrella thing. All he had to do was to either hold his own umbrella or have a Black Marine hold it for him. I am sure any Black person would have been honored to do so. But to do what Obama did creates racial tension in a post-racial era.

Keef Olberdouche said...

Reuters: Obama Worse for Press Freedom Than Nixon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB1sPGI_WRw&feature=player_embedded

The Obama record:
** Worst jobs president since the Great Depression.
** Worst recovery in history
** Blew a trillion dollars on a failed stimulus
** Lost or losing two wars
** Four straight years of trillion dollar deficits
** Most Americans on food stamps
** Most Americans on disability
** Most Americans to leave workforce
And on, and on, and on.

saqueisha said...

Keep the government out of my vagina, except when I needs it to kill my fetus

saqueisha said...

My body is my business, but so is what other people earn.

field negro said...

Anon@10:40 PM, you are lying. You have never been a Democrat.

Anonymous said...

Field said, "I am not sure if that picture with the four presidents and their human umbrella holders is a photoshop job or not. And, quite frankly, I don't care."

Fyi, the picture was definitely photoshoped. No other President in the history of the US has used a Marine to hold an umbrella over his head. They all carried their own umbrellas.

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

Smh! The GOP has lost its "D" mind. Their party cannot handle the fact that Kunte Kinte *wink* won the elections and their "great white hope" lost. I swear it reminds me of the Joe Louis fight.

The GOP needs to quit. People are getting fed up with them. The GOP party are a bunch of vindictive troublemakers and sore losers. They're blind in one eye and can't see out the other the damage being done to their party. Oh well, let them have plenty of rope. People are not as gullible and dumb as the GOP party wants to believe they are.

PilotX said...

Just like Jackie Robinson. When the first blah person does anything there is resentment and pushback but B seems to be handling it pretty well all things being equal.

Willy Mays said...

PilotX said...
Just like Jackie Robinson. When the first blah person does anything there is resentment and pushback but B seems to be handling it pretty well all things being equal
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I knew Jackie Robinson. President Momjeans is no Jackie Robinson.

Niggarachi said...

Ever since childhood I’ve heard that the blacks were good entertainers. As I lurch deeper into adulthood, I confess that I find few things in life more entertaining than the names black people give themselves and their children. Besides basketball, I think we can all agree that coming up with creative names is a craft at which blacks are superior to all other races. When people say there haven’t been many black inventors, they ignore all the great names that black people have invented.

Having said that, I also feel that American blacks would be better served were they to channel their abundant creative energies into other fields such as engineering and microbiology. I also feel that by consciously giving themselves ever-blacker names over the past generation or two, black people are practicing a form of linguistic segregation that may be impeding them from living up to their full potential in this society, whatever that potential may be.

Johnny Ninepack said...

GrannyStandingforTruth said...
The GOP party are a bunch of vindictive troublemakers and sore losers.
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The primary impetus of modern leftist psychology is blind, stupid, hypocritical projection.

Bob said...

It should be obvious that most Americans aren't buying the scandal-of-the-week (of the day?) strategy. It started during the 2008 primaries. It's never worked. If you want to castigate Americans for this, call them idiots or whatever, go ahead. You'll just make more of them vote for Democrats. & that's a good strategy.

Anonymous said...

Well Bob, and FN fans, you should watch the following video and it will explain a lot about Benghazi/IRS and WHY Obama's ratings remain unchanged:

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/index.html#http://video.foxnews.com/v/2390606820001/are-americans-following-the-white-house-scandals/?playlist_id=86923

Presidetnt Camacho said...

Bob said...
If you want to castigate Americans for this, call them idiots or whatever, go ahead. You'll just make more of them vote for Democrats.
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So you are saying idiots are democrats.

Grow the fuck up, Bob.

GrannyStandingforTruth said...

Amen Bob!

To tell you the truth, I am beginning to appreciate Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Glenn Beck, Rush the dope addict, the Republican Congress, and the rightwing trolls on here for this very reason----> "You'll just make more of them vote for Democrats. & that's a good strategy."

Next election, maybe, I might even send them a thank you note and some flowers for their help.

cull the herd said...

Bob sees the absurdity of Umbrellagate and makes the leap that using the IRS to intimidate political opponents, tapping the phone lines of reporters and Congressmen, and lying to the public about what happened in Benghazi are also absurd, just like the propaganda machine tells him to.

Bob is a democrat.

Grandpa Woodley said...

GrannyStandingforTruth said...
Amen Bob
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Granny - can you breathe and think at the same time?

The Purple Cow said...

Grandpa Woodley - can you type and masturbate at the same time?

field negro said...

I am sure Grandpa Woodley can do a lot of things and masturbate at the same time. :)

MatanzasGV said...

Field

Here we go again rolling my eyes (@@)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/bangladesh-factory-safety-accord_n_3286430.html

There will be those of us who eat from the land and those who get sustenance from a can or a box, however there is no one alive who does not eat.
Having said that, are there people who need FS literally or is this just a red heron and an attempt to keep piling on drama in order to keep the wingnuts in business?
hmmmmm

ps 2014 is coming up

Gracias

MatanzasGV said...

The Purple Cow said...
Grandpa Woodley - can you type and masturbate at the same time?

3:14 AM
field negro said...
I am sure Grandpa Woodley can do a lot of things and masturbate at the same time. :)
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Matanzas said
But my bros someone would have to have something sizable to masturbate fingers do not count

Ps field purple/ ya'll knew better than to elude to a penis/clit with me onboard lmao still playing chess and capturing castles ))))))))

Grung_e_Gene said...

The images were not photoshopped.

But this part of the pattern of right-wing nutjobs and conservative cowards who have to take umbrage at everything Obama has done and proclaim falsely that it's the first time a PResident has ever done some dastardly thing of this or that nature.

Like when conservative boobs declared Obama is disrespecting the Office of President by having his jacket off in the white house! Ronald Reagan never had his jacket off in the White House!!!!

Or Obama is desecrating the Oval Office by having his feet up on the desk!!! George W. Bush never propped his feet up on the desk!!!!

All lies by lying liars.

cull the herd said...

Grune_e_Gene is also a democrat.

Anonymous said...

Brother Field, it is because of vulgar remarks made by that Purple Cow and yourself that FN blog has such a 'dark' reputation(no pun intended).

Also, I don't appreciate you calling me White, and a non-Democrat. I am Black, and a Democrat, although I am thinking of switching parties because some of you folks are just too ignorant, vulgar and nasty.

Granny has figured it all out how the Dems will get more voters. Well, after watching that video anon12:39am sent Bob, the only voters you will have are people are either stupid or don't give a damn about what's happening in America.

In other words, they don't vote! But membership in the Dem Party will increase with these ignoramuses. Good thinking Granny.

BTW, I see that your town called Oakland is the most crime stricken murderous city on the planet. Congratulations!

I see Oakland's Mayor is Asian. No wonder things are so eff'd up. You folks need a Black Mayor to straighten that town out...no wait..that's what the last black Mayor was suppose to do.....never mind.

Monica Conyers said...

Hey field, what do you think of this idea:

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/05/17/developer-wants-to-turn-old-tiger-stadium-site-into-all-african-american-entertainment-complex/

"Developers Want To Turn Old Tiger Stadium Site Into Entertainment Complex Showcasing African Culture"

Isn't there too much "African Culture" in Detroit already?

Maybe I am wrong and this will be a huge success. If so, rich negroes like you should invest now and get in on the ground floor.

Anonymous said...

Monica Conyers-"Maybe I am wrong and this will be a huge success. If so, rich negroes like you should invest now and get in on the ground floor."

Monica, are you related to Rep Conyers? If so, talk to him about investing. You know, give back to the Negroes who voted for him?

Anyway, rich Negroes didn't become rich by investing in projects for Negroes. That's a sure loser.

Desertflower said...

field negro said...
"I am sure Grandpa Woodley can do a lot of things and masturbate at the same time. :)"
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MatanzasGV said...
"But my bros someone would have to have something sizable to masturbate fingers do not count

Ps field purple/ ya'll knew better than to elude to a penis/clit with me onboard lmao
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOL! but OMG! Field! Et tu Field?

Sizeable penises, clits!? Et tu Matanzas?

OMG! What's going on here?

After just a couple days being away, here I come in to get my daily dose of political on and...I find this!
Oh my delicate, innocent, shell like ears...

I'onno..*walks away shaking head*...

clarice said...

@ Desertflower: I agree, Matanazas is vile.

Anonymous said...

It's understandable that Matanazas is vulgar, he is a lawyer. So is Field. PC is just an evil purple Brit. There is a lot of shit in the human race.

alicia banks said...
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alicia banks said...

kudos!

every dick like hobama/nixon 2.0 has his day...

but that lying bankster hobama's elongated days now match his perpetual pinnochio nose...

his incessant lies grow sloppier and bolder each day

cc nixon

shame!!!!

http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/773183566/hobama-is-gunning-for-assata-shakur-ndaa-slays-black-rebels/

Carl Bernstein said...

Obama knew about the IRS releasing confidential personal records at least as long ago as last June, prior to the leaking of Romney's tax information.

This is much, much, worse than Watergate.

MatanzasGV said...

Title 10 of the U.S. Code, Marines must "perform such other duties as the President may direct." So when the President asks you to hold an umbrella over his head, you hold an umbrella over his head."


That's right; even when it's a black president.
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And may i say "YES" it is right even for a Pres with a big HEAD and a long stroke vs a hit or miss deserves a BARAK ABRELLA ...hehehehehe!
In essence, control is something most white boys can only dream about and pray for. Bottom line all of this fake junk IS called PENIS ENVY!

That is what all of the resistance to Pres Barak Hussein Obama is all about ( don't cha hate me now))))))

If those pale stale ole cave men had an ounce of sense they would be trying to figure out how they will get back to the house in 2020 which SLAVES built. The IRS will not help them! Neither will Barakabrella gate

The IRS is about to slap down a few people even those who love them..The so called master plan is only the rightwings bogus insinuation and i cannot wait for this to backfire.

Trust me the IRS is going no where but where they have always been.
And the healthcare will not be going anywhere either.

Ps Does anyone have a career and a willingness to bet or debate me on this WAITING!!

Manuel "Manny" Manroot said...

MazdaGT said...
Ps Does anyone have a career and a willingness to bet or debate me on this WAITING!!
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What? No takers? Isn't there anyone who wants to debate a penis-obsessed, genocidal racist loon?

GrannyStandingforTruth said...


Anonymous 12:34:

When is the last time you been to Oakland? It must have been back in the 70's or 80's. Because Oakland does not belong to Blacks, it belongs to the Mexican Cartel. I wonder do the Republicans doubt the Mexican Cartel's IQ? If you ask me, they have a sharp business acumen.

If I remember correctly the Mexicans were jumping the border to keep from having to starve to death back home under the Bush Administration. Do you really think that they made enough money off of those low wages that America tends to give them for their hard work to buy up the whole town of Oakland?

Next time, you're in Oakland, ride down International Blvd or Foothill Blvd or any street in Oakland, look around, and see who owns all of the businesses. If you don't know Spanish, I suggest you take an interpreter with ya, so you can read the signs. Learning other languages besides English is a good thing.

I might getting old, but I don't miss a beat. *wink* LOL.

MatanzasGV said...

And for all who tremble and quake i am a WOMBMAN a colleague of the most loved and respected FN and a butt whooper who can back up everything i say ..NO! i type about 70 wpm and make a hell of a lot of errors SO! AND!! duh Who here is looking for an award ?

Moving right along
There was a time when i ignored all of the racist small penis boy toys here, but my king suggested that i should pull out all of the stops and kick butt SO its on!

Now if there was no respect for FN there would be much more SO!@ lets be clear
If anyone thinks i am vile i suggest that you take your whining weak butt back to stormfront This genre and venue is for hard hitting in ya face debaters who can do more than fake the funk and run
Trust me
This sister has only just begun so pull up your boxers or your walmart panties and be the one you THINK YOU ARE MEET me on chess street.

Bring it! LETS get it on

ps lets talk about the IRS Benghazi and barakabrella!

MatanzasGV said...

PS don't talk about me talk to all of us and me! Call me you know where i am!

MatanzasGV said...

If the photos were not photoshopped PROVE IT!

MatanzasGV said...

Hey Manny: Its on senorita

MazdaGT did not say that I DID so quit faking the funk and bring your finger to the table..DEBATE ME
..See senor little penis we all know small heads like you, and how you think or fail to think, its in your DNA
You and your ilk come here trying to pit Afrikans against one another because your insecure and racist and have PENIS ENVY So..i beg you to debate me.
Also not worry about obsession that word fits pale women who hunt big Afrikans and native Spanish speakers who only wish!

Manny you made a grave error you tried to flip the script and put this in Mazda, but it will not work. i suggest that you focus on yourself because your the little penis now!

PS And i have your loon, and your genocidal racist Do you have the courage to debate that? Of course not! as a Cuban i will wipe the floor with you and your loony genocidal little penis Bring it
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Manny said

What? No takers? Isn't there anyone who wants to debate a penis-obsessed, genocidal racist loon?
smh!

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Grandpa Woodley said...

GrannyStandingforTruth said...
When is the last time you been to Oakland?
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I was in "Oakland" last night.

Anonymous said...

You tell 'em matangas woman! It's overstood them thars some small you know whats men. Let em prove them photos not photoshopped! Yes ma'am! hehehe.

Jermain said...

GrannyStandingforTruth said...
"Next time, you're in Oakland, ride down International Blvd or Foothill Blvd or any street in Oakland, look around, and see who owns all of the businesses. If you don't know Spanish, I suggest you take an interpreter with ya, so you can read the signs. Learning other languages besides English is a good thing"

So Granny, you are big supporter of amnesty for illegal aliens?

GrannyStandingforTrut said...

Grandpa Woodley,

And...?

microfallus said...

ola, i would to debate with you mrs Matangas

Grandpa Woodley said...

GrannyStandingforTrut said...
Grandpa Woodley,

And...?
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You are right about those Mexicans.

Senor Pecker said...

microfallus said...
ola, i would to debate with you mrs Matangas


You better bring a whole bucket of crazy.

microfalus said...

Senor Pecker said...
You better bring a whole bucket of crazy
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oh yes senor pecker, she says this country is a "craphole" i overstand this BUT WHAT? DUH!
I play chess AND checkers! So patangas wombman can bring IT! hehehe. I also am a butt whooper castle builder!

Do you overstand me? hehehe. i aweight..

Black Sage said...

I searched and will continue to search as to why the conseratives are having a massive wedgie regarding a white Marine giving ObomBer a little cover from the elements. Oh…., wait…., perhaps this particlar image gives credence that the final chapter of ROOTS or Driving Ms. Daisy in reverse is emerging after all.

cull the herd said...

Black Sage said...
I searched and will continue to search as to why the conseratives are having a massive wedgie regarding a white Marine giving ObomBer
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You won't find it; there are no conservatives who really care about this - it is a distraction from the real scandals, which of course you have fallen for, because you are a democrat.

MatanzasGV said...

CALLING OUT "MANNY" TO STOP HIDING

Manny said:

What? No takers? Isn't there anyone who wants to debate a penis-obsessed, genocidal racist loon?
smh!
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Matanzas said:
Manny Senor stand up and debate me, you called me out, you attempted to entice others to debate me but i want you! WHY?
i want to educ you about how embarrassing it can be to follow people whose only consideration is to tell people to shut up and not speak their truths.
NOT ON MY WATCH!

See Manny, someone else tried that here, and to date after the science i put on them, they have never ever said another word to me. Why is that?

i will allow you to choose ANY SUBJECT" here which has any political context or legal ramifications.
Also boy, since you chose to call me names like obsessed, racist and loony that shows me that you are limited not only in penis size but brain size and i want to put this to rest..
i want to ask a few questions first about what i am obsessed about why i am loony and a racist
And can you prove it..

Senor, you stepped into this, so raise your small head and stand up and claim your position. Stop trying to get someone else to debate me, that does not behoove you. Be a man! mano a woman que se!

Stand up senor/ after all we have something in common we like to agitate RIGHT? \http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUMvjw9RlA

i, am willing to be curteous, respectful, factual and not call you short penis! You have my word.

Ps be clear boytoy, i do not play fair
Now if you choose to not defend yourself kool, just keep my name out of your mouth or i will have your small cojones and your smaller brain
In other words like some critters say SHUT UP

MatanzasGV said...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/ghetto_gawking_ffMgfDAaCD76GXNYDrth7L

Field this is a dayuuuum peice and in my OP typicL
What are those ghosts doing, scouting out the property they want for regentrification?
hmmm
Would not help the poor in their time of need but now? smches! white fokes and house negros!
YES i said FOKES!

Anonymous said...

if more black leaders spoke honestly

hobama would not be a black false god

cc africom/jobless/homeless/assata etc

shame!!!!!!!



http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/773183566/hobama-is-gunning-for-assata-shakur-ndaa-slays-black-rebels/

microfalus said...

microfalus (rhymes with metropolis)

Matrinzas can you puhleeeeeeze stop making allusions to reproductive organs? after all this is a political blog right?

Anonymous said...

It sure would have eliminated a lot of hatred and discontent if the Palest of Humanity had realized they detested Africans BEFORE the Slave Trade was INITIATED. I may be the only person in America that's soooooo sorry these "folks" ever left their CAVES. Sick of you and your racial insanity!!!!!!!

Frustrated Negro said...

But here’s the issue. Telling black Americans to stop using racism as an excuse allows President Obama to create a set of excuses for his own significant, even embarrassing, lack of action to help alleviate the clearly documented, undeniable, legislatively-enforced poison of racial inequality that continues to impact our society. As he tells the Morehouse men to take more responsibility for their own lives, the mirror of personal responsibility should also be turned on the most powerful black man in the history of the world to use his massive platform to help confront systematic racism that affects us all.

*Dr. Boyce Watkins*

Here are the rules in our at- large community today. A couple of the rules are;
1) Any black community assessment of black men has to be in parallel with with the enemies assessment of us as well to be mainstream. It MUST put our heathen lack of “personal responsibility” as the root cause of our problem(s).(One of the sickest propaganda/biggest lies I ever heard)
2) Any less-than-favorable opinion/analysis of ‘Bama will not be tolerated among any socioeconomic classes of blacks. Obama has 40 million black Secret Service Agents.

STEPHEN & Pilot X are Secret Agents #1, and 2
although they are probably both #2's

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