Saturday, February 06, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for CAM NEWTON IMAGES

I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Bra, I told you to keep your politics to yourself. 

*Pic from rantsports.com

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shake it off, bro. Be grateful you aren't Johnny Manziel and blew it for good.

PilotX said...

Don't worry, you and Big Boi will get back together and make another album.

Anonymous said...

Bro, what has happened to our man Ben Carson? Looks like he has crashed. Hell, I knew they were just stringing him along anyway. After Obama, there won't be another black President, EVER!

The Left Has No Clothes said...

Bra, i wanna kiss you all over... For now i will settle on nibbling on your ear..

Limpbaugh said...

Your team's name is an insult to American Indians. Change to the Maryland Redskins.

Anonymous said...

Cam: Trayvon Martin would have turned 21 today if he hadn't taken a man's head and beaten it on the pavement before being shot.

RG3: We won't be truly free until we can bash motherfucker's heads in without fear of being shot.

Cam: It's nice being rich though.

RG3: Word.

lilacpr2000 said...

Cam: Stop crying,your mascara is running!

lilacpr2000 said...

RG3 thinks: I don't mean to be rude but...negro please let go of my head!!!

Yīshēng said...

Cam: You still married to Becky?

RG3: Yeah man.

Cam: Don't worry, she'll dump your Black ass right after Washington dumps your Black ass.

The Ministry said...

Cam: Why the long face? It's because the Redskins are going to cut you, isn't it?

RG3: Naw, man. Abe Vigoda. Did you hear? Abe Vigoda died. For real, this time.

Cam: What?! Not Abe Vigoda! Sergeant Fish from Barney Miller? That brotha was my world! I can't handle this! Superbowl is cancelled ...

lilacpr2000 said...

The Ministry said...

Cam: What?! Not Abe Vigoda! Sergeant Fish from Barney Miller? That brotha was my world! I can't handle this! Superbowl is cancelled ...

2:10 AM
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Cam: You think I can wear the zebra pants again? They do have black stripes after all! But nah...the yellow kills it for a funeral right RG3? Help me here bro! Man I need me some solid black jeggings,er,I mean meggins bro...right?

field negro said...

Pilot@7:41, and MOT@2:10. 1-2 so far.

The Left Has No Clothes said...

Cam: It's ok my brotha. We've overcame slavery, Jim Crow, the klan and Ronald Reagan.

RGIII: We've come so far. Yet we still have battles to fight.

Cam:Indeed my brotha. We will overcome our bigotry, our violent ways and fear of diversity.

RGIII: You mean we will be free to think, act and feel anyway we want?

Cam: Yes my brotha. The democrat plantation days will end.

RGIII: I will be free to vote Republican?

Cam: Well.... IIIIII.... Let's take it slowly


RGIII:At least we won't have blacks like field and white liberals calling us uncle toms, sell outs and putting us on white people who use to be black lists just because we left the plantation.


Cam:Amen my brotha.

RGIII: Wait, what are you doing????


Cam: i just wanna stick my tongue in you ear you sexy brotha...

Anonymous said...

Cam: About 4% of black male shooting deaths are at the hands of police, versus 12% for white males.

RG3: Wow. Did not know that.

Cam: So the idea that the police are committing widespread racist murders against blacks is absurd.

RG3: So why are so many people up in arms over the police shooting black men?

Cam: George Soros needs them to be.

RG3: That evil old Jew at it again?

Cam: Haters gotta hate.

RG3: Motherfuckers.

The Purple Cow said...

Field, I need your sartorial advice.

I'm getting a Porkpie hat like my Dad had for my b'day, but I can't decide on the colour.

Dad's was grey, but I'm tempted by black and brown.

Any thoughts?

Anonymous said...

If you get one that's not rainbow-colored, it means you're homophobic.

PilotX said...

Grey. Definitely.

PilotX said...

You wish anon 1952.

Carson/Cain 16!

The Purple Cow said...

I'm restricted by the relative lack of availability of XXL 65 cms, Porkpie hats.

field negro said...

PC, go with the black. You can't miss with that. I like those, BTW. :)

Hepp said...

Have you seen ESPN trying to make the Super Bowl into a race war?

On the ticker last night, they conducted a “fan poll” seeing whether Cam Newton is disliked because of his race.

A couple days before I saw Newton in a press conference, he says he doesn’t want to talk about race, that he was misunderstood. And the sportswriters won’t stop talking about it!! Why? Isn’t it a big issue?!? Don’t you think there are still stereotypes about black quarterbacks?!? They were really treating him like a child unable to understand how truly important all this stuff is.

Never mind that the “criticism” of Cam Newton is never attached to names of actual people, except one unfortunate women who wrote a letter to a newspaper. Journalists literally imagine criticism, then they literally imagine that this criticism must be about race. I hate these jock sniffing losers. The sports media is like the regular media, just much stupider.

ThatDeborahGirl said...

Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud!

Black Privilege said...

Must be nice.

Newsweek: “It’s horrifying to imagine kids being proud to be white.”

http://www.newsweek.com/even-babies-discriminate-nurtureshock-excerpt-79233

Anonymous said...

Go Denver!!!

The Left Has No Clothes said...

I'm black and I'm proud!!!!!!

Proud White Guy said...

Must be nice.

Newsweek: “It’s horrifying to imagine kids being proud to be white.”
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We know we know, it's so hard being white. Talk to James not Bold, maybe he can give you a pep talk about being white.

Anonymous said...

Put a towel over your head Bro,and wont nobody pay attention to ya!!!!

Anonymous said...

be some shuckin' and jivin' tonight with alot of chimping to cover up the inferior. big mouth had his a$$ handed to him in what is the first of many times to come for sure.

Josh said...

"Hey, cuz, don't get so down. You're not really black anyway. You'll definitely get another shot."