I guess I will be joining the 100 million or so other Americans who will be watching the presidential debate tonight.
The bar has been set so low for trump that if he simply stands there without falling asleep, throwing up, or calling Lester Holt the n word, he will be declared the winner.
Poor Hilary is going to have to try and prove to America than she is more qualified to be president than a serial lying reality television star who refuses to release his tax returns.
Good luck with that, because given all of this, she is still in a dead heat with the guy.
I will also be live- tweeting over at @fieldnegro with a few thousand of my twitter friends, so feel free to come over and join me.
*Pic from washingtonpost.com