Thursday, September 01, 2016

Hairpingate.

2thumbThese are serious times, so tonight I want to blog about a serious subject: Donald trump's hairpin.

Now I know that your fist impression is that it is a silly thing to write about, but think about it, do you want the leader of your country (not to mention the free world) wearing a hairpin to important state meetings?

You don't have to answer that. I know that your answer depends on whether you belong to the cult of trump or not. If you are a trumpster, you will justify the hairpin by saying that he needed it in his hair because he didn't want to give the Mexican president the impression that he is unkempt. Or, if you are prone to conspiracy theories, you believe the story that it was really a tiny radio to translate what the Mexican president was saying and to give him talking points while he stood there looking "presidential".  If you are trump himself, though, you are calling your lawyers right now to start drawing up the papers for that Hair Club For Men lawsuit.

Friend of mine earlier today: "I am sorry dog, I am not voting for a man who wears a bobby pin in public. Period."

"Trump has often made a show of proving that his hair is real, that it is his own, but even casual Trump observers can see that his unusual coif doesn’t bespeak a hairpiece, but a hairdo combed with the skill of a Jedi to give the appearance of a full head of hair. Now, you can all start poring over old Trump videos looking for bobby pins."

Tommy,  I think will pass. I have seen enough of this guy for two lifetimes.

* Pic from mediaite.com

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kaepernick sits again! On Salute to Military night!

dinthebeast said...

Maybe it's to hold his brain cell in.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Well, at least the hairdresser used blond bobby pins. I wonder if he wears a hairnet on the jet while he snoozes?

I Hate Spics, Gooks, Kikes, and Faggots said...

Hillary has much much better hair than that idiot Trump! He wishes his hair was as good as hers. Go Hillary!
#ImWithHer

Puerto Rican food is nasty shit said...

I can't wait to hear all the dumb bullshit excuses Trump's moronic supporters have. Those people are always good for a laugh.

dinthebeast said...

Have you noticed the way the right side of his mouth sags when he speaks? It's like he's either trying to look like Dick Cheney or maybe he had a stroke. Or both.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Compared to the bizarre shit negroes do their "hair", this is nothing.

Hell, most female groids don't even wear their own hair at all - what do you think all those Korean weave shops are for? Y'all are so ashamed of your own looks you'd rather wear a dead Indian woman's hair on your head! LOL

Anonymous said...

White boys are pussies.

Max said...

Remember this: Gary Johnson is the ONLY candidate worth voting for this November.

Anonymous said...

Black boys are faggots. Ever heard of the "downlow"?

Punk ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

There were probably Mexicans in the room when Trump wore that pin in his hair ... he was afraid of those burrito farts!

Anonymous said...

Anne Coulter's elbows look better than Lupita N'yongo's face!

(Plus she has much prettier hair.)

Anonymous said...

Trump up by 14% in New Hampshah!

GO BIG DON!

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 11:51 -

Funny you say that. I have a lot of friends who do business in the NYC area, and it is a well-known fact that Donald Trump is packing some SERIOUS meat. He's legendary in that area. He's bedded about 5,000 women, I hear.

Anonymous said...

Man, what is up with all the trolls tonight? Can't we African-Americans have one safe space where we can bitch and gripe and blame honkies for all our problems without big-dicked whootemoos talking trash?

SMH TBH

Sheri Maple said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Are you ready for the lawsuit that's coming? Field that was best!

McGold said...

Ha ha! Colin Kaepernick and the 49ers won tonight in San Diego! On Salute to Military night too! Ha ha!

Anonymous said...

Trump supporters are just retarded, but Hillary supporters aren't any better.

Anonymous said...

Pissing and shitting in someone's mouth? Damn. It's still a hell of a lot better than eating Puerto Rican food.

Pukey Donaldson said...

Trump is so much more sensible than Hillary. Hillary only gives us fantasy and illusion. Trump gives us reality. Hillary supporters are too delusional and retarded to realize that.

Lance Cockstrong said...

Butt Trumpet did it to distract everyone from his tiny dick. So happy my dick is big and hard!

Anonymous said...

It's spelled ANN Coulter, retarded white boy.

Little Bitch said...

The B-I-B-L-E. Yes that's the book for me.

Badass Gen Xer said...

Fuck Generation Z and the Baby Boomers. Worthless.

Go Pack Go said...

Damn. Kaepernick is still physically able to play.
As for Trump, seriously, that's all you people got? Making fun of some tiny insignificant thing in his hair? You assholes are getting desperate. Of course, you all support a dumb bitch like Hillary Clinton, and as we all know, support for Hillary comes with a large helping of shit for brains.

Deuce said...

Why are atheists such whiny little bitches?

Anonymous said...

Fuck all of you.

Trump 2016

field negro said...

Mr trump, I hear u will be in Philly today.
Thanks for reading the blog.

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Anonymous said...

A lot of NFL fans are whiny crybaby bitches! Go Kaepernick!

anotherbozo said...

What something is a bad idea, it's often a bad idea for many reasons. Here we've got a supposed candidate who takes a new position every day (except to hold firm on the absurd ones, like "Build the wall" deport 11 million people, or institute a religious test for visitors), attacks people for their physical characteristics, but himself (1) puts bobbie pins in his hair, (2)colors it, (3)has the vainest combover in all creation, (4)uses a tanning bed that leaves his eyelids white, (5)knows diddly squat about foreign affairs to the point of having been totally unaware that Russia was occupying Ukraine, (6) has no intention of correcting that situation, (7) hasn't read a book in years and doesn't keep them around, (8) has, according to the ghost writer of "The Art of the Deal," the attention span of a 9-year-old with ADD, and (9) continued whites-only rental policies in his and his father's housing projects and COUNTERSUED THE GOVERNMENT after getting caught. There is more, but this is a start.
I read that our coiffed orangutan is talking at a black church somewhere, after originally snubbing the NAACP and other black audiences. He probably calculated that in church he's unlikely to get booed -- the congregation likely will be too well-mannered for that...

David Horowitz said...

I had Puerto Rican food for the first time last night. Damn, it was pretty disgusting. lilac, you and your people have horrible taste.

dinthebeast said...

Don't forget that Trump's mentor was the man Molly Ivins called "One of the most despicable men to ever draw breath" Roy Cohn.

-Doug in Oakland

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Oregon Pride said...

The black race is a joke. I am so so glad I don't live near many of you dimwitted dindu nuffins.

Badass Gen Xer said...

Baby Boomers are pieces of shit. Generation Z isn't worth shit. Fuck both of them.

field negro said...

You can always tell a trump supporter by their comments.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Most hilarious Trump news of the week: one of the Tangerine Fascist's surrogates warning that due to Latinos invading the U.S., we will soon have "taco trucks on every corner."

This, naturally, provoked a great number of "you say that like it's a bad thing" responses, such as this one.

The Ministry of Truth said...

"Hahahahahahahahahaha. Are you ready for the lawsuit that's coming? Field that was best!"

Trump is suing the "Daily Mail" for $150 million for calling his wife a hooker, so I wonder what a hairpin is worth.

dinthebeast said...

Maybe it's an antenna for his super secret 4GW psi-ops...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

That hairpin holds western civilization together!

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Lord Have Mercy. Have you ever been behind a black person in a grocery store line?

There are all kinds of shit in there....feathers, fuzz-balls. You name it.

Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes said...

You know, it's funny. I can post crap that should be able to piss all black folks off.

Strangely, it doesn't.

Why? Because Marvin Loofer King said" De troofs will set you free!"?

While I screws my white wimmen?

Puke, puke, puke.