Saturday, February 25, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY. (A TWOFER.)

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I need a captions for these pics.

Example: "Donald, aren't you forgetting something?"

*Pic from metrouk.com

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Example: "Come on girl, I got you."
 
*Pic from virtantiq.com

29 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Michelle: Come with us, we'll let you learn to read.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Michelle: you poor poor baby. I don't know how you do it.

PX

Anonymous said...

Goofus and Galant.

Goofus runs off and leaves a lady behind.
Galant makes sure that a lady is treated with respect.

PX

Anonymous said...

Trump sure was crazy-wrong about Sweden!

O'Gurl said...

Always leaving folks holding the bag!

It's not too late girl, you can go with us!

Brigade Fifteen said...

Michelle: That's alright, Melania. You can stand back here with me.

Melania: It's smart of you to stand behind him. That way, he cannot grab your pussy.

The Purple Cow said...

26th February 2017. Meters of wall built = 0

ctrl+halt+del said...


With his attention elsewhere Smellania steals away and sneaks a slice of Patti's sweet potato pie from her secret stash.

Picture two is interesting on several levels however from that perspective

You don't bring a knife to a gunfight
or
Big booty Trudy meets Olive Oyl
or
Baby got Back vs Baby got Slack

Lance Cockstrong said...

"I don't think these will fit you honey"
"Kiss my big round black ass Melania Strumpet"

Anonymous said...

show that winky girl........

Sean Spicier said...

Democrats have foolishly provoked Muslims through their anti-Islam bigotry. Denying Keith Ellison his lifelong dream to serve as DNC Chair will be used by ISIS as a recruiting tool and will result in future terrorist attacks.

Hail the Trumpenreich said...

President Trump has already started lowering Obama's 20 trillion dollar national debt.

Is there anything he can't do?

MAGA!

Anonymous said...


"Donald honey,you forgot the pigs feet!

Resist! said...

We hold Our Values to be self-evident, that all Billionaires are endowed by The Economy with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Cheap Labor, Open Borders and the repression of contrary opinions. That to secure these rights, Global Financial Oligarchs are instituted among Men, deriving their powers from manufactured consent of the governed. That whenever any act of Congress restricts the free flow of Cheap Labor, it is the Right of the Oligarchs to alter or to abolish it, and to instruct the Supreme Court, or any available court, to ignore such laws.

We, the self appointed Elite Oligarchs of Global Finance, in Davos, Assembled, appealing to the Reified Economy, Supreme Judge of the World for the rectitude of our intentions, do, by Authority of Our Media, solemnly publish and declare, That WE, the Supeme Owners of the United States Government, are, and of Right ought to be, Absolved from all Allegiance to the citizens of the United States and that We have full Power to declare War on, utterly dispossess, replace at whim, or totally dissolve such citizens; and to do all other Acts and Things which Greedy Psychopaths may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Economy, we mutually pledge to greedily increase our Fortunes, by any means necessary regardless of any obsolete conceptions of Honor.

Signed,

Carlos Slim, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Bloomberg, George Soros, Bill Hambrecht, John Warnock, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Sumner Redstone, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Steven Spielberg, Tom Styer, Bill Gates, Michael Eisner, Steven Bornstein, Bob Iger, Arthur Sulzberger and Rupert Murdoch.

field negro said...
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field negro said...

You might want to thank the guy who just left the office for that.

But carry on in your alternative universe with your alternative facts.

Hail the Trumpenreich said...

field negro said...
"You might want to thank the guy who just left the office for that. "

We can thank him for leaving.

Obama doubled the national debt in only 8 years. As bad as Bush was, Obama was twice as bad.

Trump will finally do something about it. America really is being Made Great Again!

Puerto Rican food looks, smells and tastes like shit said...

tr**p lovers are delusional and pretty much a lost cause.

mike from iowa said...

Hail the Trumpenreich said...
President Trump has already started lowering Obama's 20 trillion dollar national debt.

Is there anything he can't do?

MAGA!

Pants on Fire liar. And it ain't even close.

Purple Cow- The call finally went out for design suggestions for Hatrian's wall. Two stipulations- it must be orange in color and incorporate Drumpf's largest landslide electoral college victory ever.

mike from iowa said...

Hail the Trumpenreich said.

Since you don't understand anything about economics, Obama didn't double the debt. Wingnuts had control of spending for six years of Obama's presidency and refused to raise any revenue to pay the bills. They are solely responsible for three fourths of the debt.

That little debt reduction you claim for Drumpf is standard budget adjustments around tax time every year. I'd look it up for you but you can't read and comprehend so it would just waste my time trying to educate a rock.

Fake News Update said...

New York Times Caught MAKING-UP False Quote From Trump’s CPAC Speech:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/fake-news-new-york-times-caught-making-false-quote-trumps-cpac-speech/

They.Just.Can't.Stop.Lying.

mike from iowa said...

The Gateway Pundit? You are a desperate nut job, aren't you?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaha!

Saúl said...

Trump is cleaning up the water in Flint, Michigan that Obama poisoned through negligence.

Flying Junior said...

Hail the Trumpreich!

Do you have any idea how sickening that sounds? Go back to your local Aryan Nation militia or Hitlerjugend camp. Is there no shame? Is it mainstream to be KKK?

Well, genius... Twenty billion more and we hit twenty trillion. I think Trump's personal maintenance has probably already cost that much, it just hasn't been borrowed yet. He's getting ready to cut taxes on the wealthy, right? Doesn't that mean even more extremely unsustainable borrowing?

We'll see how the demon spawn does debt-wise. He mostly seems to be about preserving money for the wealthy.

When Obama used the national credit card, he made something worthwhile to show for it. He reversed the worst world-wide depression since FDR.

If Trump has such big balls, why doesn't he tell Israel to suck it up? Why doesn't he fire half of the staff of the Pentagon? Why doesn't he freeze military spending?

Enough with you.

I thought the Goofus and Galant comment was side-splitting.

President Downgrade said...

"When Obama used the national credit card, he made something worthwhile to show for it"

Actually, he didn't.

'Shovel-Ready Was Not as Shovel-Ready as We Expected'

http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2011/06/13/obama-jokes-jobs-council-shovel-ready-was-not-shovel-ready-we-expected

dinthebeast said...

"Is it mainstream to be KKK?"
The only main stream MAGAts give a shit about comes out of Russian whores.

-Doug in Oakland

field negro said...

Damn Doug, tell us how u really feel.🙄

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Anonymous said...

hey nigga get your filthy paws off of me!