Saturday, March 18, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for TRUMP MERKEL DISS HANDSHAKE IMAGE

I need a caption for this pic.

Example: German-phobe

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

"What did I tell you?"
"Don't hire Nazis"
"And what did you do?"
"Hired Nazis"

[found online earlier today]

Anonymous said...

Who wore it better? The bowl cut or the wild animal?

PX

Anonymous said...

That's one pussy I'm not grabbing

Flying Junior said...

I just had two German prostitutes in my room dressed as Lebensborn virgins from Bavaria. I still have cum on my hands.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Head down... left arm straight... be the ball... be the ball...zzz...zzz

dinthebeast said...

The leader of the free world and Donald Trump.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Fuck white people. Fuck the white race.

mike from iowa said...

RIP Chuck Berry. Nuff said.

mike from iowa said...

Merkel sez, "I can't wait for the 25th." Remove this stain. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Limpbaugh said...

They told me you had eggs over easy for breakfast today in my intelligence briefing.

Lilacpr said...

Merkel: So...would you like to massage my shoulders too?

Trump: Um...no...I'm not really a shoulder guy...um...how do I put this delicately...

mike from iowa said...

Wonder if she'll notice me playing with little Donnie? Gawd I love me.

Anonymous said...

Why did you let all the Untermensch into your country??

mike from iowa said...

OT- http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2017/03/the-false-accusation-that-president.html

Original accusation of British helping Obama spy cane from a Russian news source other than Fake Noise.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Berry's dead and I have sit here with this crazy bitch

mike from iowa said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Man slips past Secret Service, takes selfie in Trump's Mar-a-Lago study

Drumpf was busy accusing Obama of wire tapp and didn't notice a prowler in his study. Secret Service sez the joint is a security nightmare with unannounced whiteys coming and going.

Lance Cockstrong said...

My pussy hair matches your head hair

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, America elected Ron Burgundy!

L said...

Trump: I'm getting indigestion from all that disgusting Puerto Rican food I ate.

Merkel: Should've had some food that is actually good, like German.

Anonymous said...

White boys got tiny brains and tiny dicks! LOL!

Lilacpr said...

L said...

Trump: I'm getting indigestion from all that disgusting Puerto Rican food I ate.

Merkel: Should've had some food that is actually good, like German.

4:52 PM
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I'm thinking the L stands for Lesbian? Amiright? :) 'cos you're not a man. Men don't get so hissy 'bout another woman, well real men don't anyway...;)

PilotX said...

D: Aw man, Comey is going to make me look stupid tomorrow.

A: Don't worry, you already look stupid.


mike from iowa said...

More compassionate conservatism - Mulvaney agreed that he knew the bill would hurt children and prevent them from having access to nutritional food from organizations like Meals on Wheels, but he wants people to know he’s suffering too.

“Yes,” he began. “I don’t have a business card to give to you today, John, because, at the Office of Management and Budget, we have to pay for our own business cards. So it does start at home but it’s already started.”

Jeebus wept a flood of tears and drowned these sonsabitching wingnuts and their families.

field negro said...

Doug @12:46 is the winner.

Anon @4:36 a close second.


Anonymous said...

-Come Donald, take your spanking like a good little boy!

-Yes, Mistress Merkel!

Anonymous said...

When I pass National CCW the negroe question will be handled:

http://www.gunssavelife.com/good-shoot-video-released-good-samaritan-saving-deputys-life/

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fuck white people. Fuck the white race.
1:31 AM

Who will feed and clothe you???

random said...

I thought Germans created racism

Anonymous said...

Fuck the gooks and chinks!

Anonymous said...

Caption:

Trump thinking, "Germany to the back of the line. Great Britain to the front."

Anonymous said...

"See what happened to England"