Wednesday, May 31, 2017

They even lie about "Covfefe".

'No, it's still there 😂😂😂'
Definition of "COVFEFE"

1. A rare type of coffee with an orange color?

2. To yearn to own something possessed by a female?

3.  To cover yourself with feelings?

4. Russian translation for I resign?

 My favorite: " When you want to say coverage but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on the keyboard."

Ok, so I guess we have all figured out by now that there is no such word. (Don't try to use it when playing Scrabble with grandma. She will call you on it.)

But there it was at the end of a tweet by the most powerful man on earth.

Weren't his peeps supposed to start controlling his tweet pulses?

I mean this is embarrassing.

Clearly this was a typo made by someone whose mind might not be right, or someone who has a hard time controlling his twitter urges to the point where he is almost tweeting in his sleep.

What we do know, is that it's not some type of inside jargon known only to a few as his press secretary seemed to imply today.

You have to wonder why the president and his team would lie about something as obvious as this. At this point they should just acknowledge the error, ride with the joke, and move on. But no, they really expect us all to believe that the president intended to tweet covfefe for all the world to see.

That's the tragedy of this story. Instead of laughing this all off as a simple typo and making light of it, this team of fabulists will still try to spin this into something favorable to them, and try to make the entire episode something that it was not.

“Do you think people should be concerned that the president posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night, and that it then stayed up for hours?” a reporter asked.

“Uh, no,” Spicer said.

“Why did it stay up so long? Is no one watching this?” the reporter asked.

“No, I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer said.

I can't wait for a member of that "small group" to cue us all in.

*Pic from twitter.com













40 comments:

Josh said...

This is why I posted yesterday. I knew that out of all the anti-Trump blogs out there, this one would be... well, exactly the same! Taking a fucking typo and trying to give it some sort of weird power.

The truth is: Trump is the most powerful president in the history of the USA. Not even Obama's haters stooped so low and railed against him so often. Trump owns you all.

Since you black victim crybabies still believe yew wuz slabes, now it's a reality. Yews iz slabes to daddy Trumpkin.

The saddest thing, IMO, is that none of you collectivists--black, white, otherwise--can ever tell when you're being TROLLED! It's like you're all living in the 1860s or something, with intentional blinders over what everyone else knows is just LULZ.

They're not "lying" about shit, you fuckwit. They're trolling you to hell and back and every single one of you, to a man (or a Milo Stewart), cling to this wagon out of pure hatred in your hearts. You're being trolled and are too fucking stupid to realize it.

They're saying all this shit because they know, without exception or equivocation, the entire anti-Trump world (which includes the overwhelming majority of American media, to be sure) will pick up and run with this story, red-pilling even more Americans on the stupidity of you failed communist cocksuckers and globalist corporate media.

You never fail to play right into their hands.

Cov = white
Fefe = POWER

Covfefe, nigga

Try not to be so easily trolled in the future, FFS. You guys are so fucking precious these days.

Wesley R said...

The jokes on us. The world is not laughing with us. They're laughing at us.

Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes said...

Let's talk us about some Jessica Chambers, and the trial some righteous black scholarship Person is about to crucified with....

I'm Just Saying!! said...

Not even Obama's haters stooped so low and railed against him so often. Trump owns you all.

How's that Martian weather?

Trump = Birtherism. They created a cottage industry around it.

Rev Wright = Guilty by association (Ran for days.)

The alt-right = Probably formed for the purpose of attacking President Obama, hourly, daily.

Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. = Guilty by association.

Glenn Beck = "accused President Obama of being 'a racist.'” “a guy who has a

deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. I don’t know what it is...”

A Muslim & not a Christian = Still getting mileage.

Trayvon Martin, could have been my son. = Guilty by association

Obamacare Repeal = More than 56? A big money raiser for republicans.

I'm Just Saying!! said...

Since you black victim crybabies still believe yew wuz slabes, now it's a reality. Yews iz slabes to daddy Trumpkin.

Why do you care?

Who's the slave, those who attack Trump, or those, like you, who take others to task for doing so?

I'm Just Saying!! said...

They're not "lying" about shit, you fuckwit. They're trolling you to hell and back and every single one of you, to a man (or a Milo Stewart), cling to this wagon out of pure hatred in your hearts. You're being trolled and are too fucking stupid to realize it.

And you care, why?

I think your concern about our well being has you a mite overwrought. I say: Take care of your own self. We'll do just fine without your: "Your house is burning down and y'all could care less."

dinthebeast said...

"“No, I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer said."

I think the group of people who know what he meant is rather large.

-Doug in Oakland

Josh said...

"I say: Take care of your own self."

I say. Hypocrites' syntax always leaves something to be desired.

Flying Junior said...

Yeah Trump is a strong man. A real tough guy. But he’s a classic bully. Cruelly taking away from those over whom he has the power to subdue. Throwing his weight around and barking orders with a swagger. Yep. It’s not a role for a little kid. But it’s not my idea of strength or masculinity.

Now take a guy like Jesus. All man right down to every sinew. Mary Magdalena longed to understand him. Children were drawn to him. He was bold enough to dare to live the life of an ascetic. As a young man he had a famously violent episode in the temple of the money-changers and their prostitutes, overturning the heavy tables and scattering their coins. Yet he learned to tame his aggression and avoid violence. He carried no weapon. He submitted meekly to his accusers. He dragged his own cross to Golgotha throughout La Via Dolorosa. He was flogged mercilessly by Roman soldiers. He endured the agony of the cross.

That’s not your idea of a real man, is it Josh?

How about President Obama? A man who stood up for the principles of bi-partisan rule of law in the face of the ever-disintegrating and indeed, disemboweled Republican party. A man who endured racism and death threats at every turn, yet never once waivered in his love for country. A man who cared about every American man, woman and child. A man who led the revolution to provide universal healthcare insurance for every American. A man who reached out to his enemies and held his friends in close regard. A man who married for love and still loves his first wife. And a man who cared about the earth and fought hard to further environmental policies. A man who defended the dreams of millions of children and families of immigrants who were born or lived most of their lives in the U.S.A.

Not your thing, again, right?

Who do you like other than Trump, Juan Perón? Generalísimo Francisco Franco? Mussolini? Mugabe?

A real man uses his strength gently to build bridges and help people in need.

I'm Just Saying!! said...

Blogger Josh said...

"I say: Take care of your own self."

I say. Hypocrites' syntax always leaves something to be desired.


And I say: Why are you trolling an insincere concern for those blacks who respond to t-rump?

What is your problem, dude? We didn't seek you out, you sought us out. As I see it, you're the problem, with a problem.

T-rump hasn't referred to blacks as "slabes" or "black victim crybabies," or
"slabes to daddy Trumpkin."

You did that!

If I'm to take umbrage at the words of anyone at the moment, it's not t-rump, but you.

I say: Go somewhere and chill before you presume to take people to task for reacting to the president of the U.S. in ways in which you find objectionable.

T-rump, if he's not careful, can bring us all down. Perhaps that what it'll take to wake you up, and stop your attacks against blacks, those who you have referred to as "slabes."

uglyblackjohn said...

According to Urban Dictionary -
CoV - Confirmation of Victory
Fefe - a Party
Apparently Trump was up around midnight celebrating at his Victory Party.

mike from iowa said...

Baldy, Josh 2 Smart and Tar Sands bored with his drapes have all fled the medicine reservation. If you encounter them, do not approach. They spew anti-Black spittle for miles.

Keep an eye on Commandeered Queenie. It will be the next one to flee medicines.

Brigade Fifteen said...

I guess the president did troll the majority of Americans. When they read his gibberish "covfefe" tweet, they became excitied, figuring he must have croaked mid-sentence. There was great disappointment the next day when he turned out to not be dead.

Very mean to let us down like that, Mr. Trump.

Brigade Fifteen said...

Trump favorability continues its downward spiral.

It's funny. You can see the denial and wishful thinking of some votes in the graph lines.

January: *polling bump* Maybe Trump somehow won't be as bad as we thought? Let's cross our fingers and try and give him a chance.

June: Nope. He is exactly as bad as we thought. Goddammit.

Brigade Fifteen said...

*voters, not votes

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mike from iowa said...

https://malialitman.com/2017/06/01/fda-alert-possible-side-effects-from-using-covfefe/

Side effects are popping up all over Drumpf's skanky carcass and it's mind.

Dirt bag Donnie tweeted back in 2014 the USA needed a Potus who was not the laughing stock of the world. So how come we got him??????

48% (and growing) of the population wants impeachment proceedings started against the mangled apricot hellbeast.

mike from iowa said...

Barely 6 months ago, the lying liar in chief swore there were no connections between his campaign staff and Russians. Even as the dominoes started to fall, he claim there were no connections. Last I heard, he couldn't vouch for his campaign, but he had no connections with the Russkies.

Awhile back, Obama the Magnificent spanked Russian spies, kicked them out and confiscated their properties as the spoils of espionage. Today, Donnie Douche is giving the Russkies back their party and espionage fun houses. What does he get in return? Hopefully another serious investigation from an independent-aka Democratic- counsel.

field negro said...

So trump was trolling us? Ok then.

I am not sure who needs more mental health counseling; trump or his 35%

blogger on icedaniel.se said...

A swedish man Per Holknekt have take the right to word covfefe.

Anonymous said...

According to the USA Today Trump is suffering the effects of being sleep deprived. Pilots know the symptoms and also know that if it continues over a long time period it will affect performance. I mean not like the man in charge of the nukes needs to be on his A game or anything. Might as well laugh and drink the good liquor because we're all on the deck of the Titanic and the lifeboats are gone.

On another note check out the podcast Bronzeville starring Laurence Fishburn and Larenz Tate. It's about my historic neighborhood in Chicago. bronzevilleseries.com

PX

Anonymous said...

Check it out before the insane orange orangutan destroys the fucking planet.

PX

Yīshēng said...

mangled apricot hellbeast.....

The best PEEOTUS moniker EVER!!!

mike from iowa said...

Yīshēng said...

mangled apricot hellbeast.....

The best PEEOTUS moniker EVER!!!

Blame some Scotsman for that one. This came out when Drumpf when to Scotland and congratulated them for voting for Brexit-which Scotland did not do.

Brigade Fifteen said...

"According to the USA Today Trump is suffering the effects of being sleep deprived."

How could he not be? Apparently the dude never sleeps. He just stays up all night watching Fox News and Alex Jones conspiracy vids and similar brain-polluting garbage.

And he never exercises because he believes exercise is bad for you. I am not making this up.

Whatever else you do, do not get health advice from Doctor Trump.

Yīshēng said...
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Yīshēng said...

Careful with the quick response Mike, least the resident headass thinks we're talking to ourselves.

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Lilacpr said...

LOL! Covfefe! But it is funny though! xD Prolly meant to write 'coverage' cause he was referring to the media!

But to be fair,it could be sleep deprivation, you go on that grueling trip he just finished, and see houw yuu wraight awlsoo! ;)

Anonymous said...

"According to the USA Today Trump is suffering the effects of being sleep deprived."

Trump is used to working 16 hour days. More fake news.

Anonymous said...

Trump is deprived of something, but it's not sleep.

PX said...

"Trump is used to working 16 hour days. More fake news."

Exactly the point, lack of sleep is cumulative.

Josh said...

I've been coming here for five+ years, IJS -- WTF are you on about?

More sweeping generalizations based off bad guesses to start. LOL

I'm Just Saying!! said...


Blogger Josh said...

I've been coming here for five+ years, IJS -- WTF are you on about?


Is this all you got?

I was here at the beginning. Where were you?

If you have a problem, own up to it! It won't fix itself.

You can't throw comments around as though they're a basketball (NBA Finals, tonight, Go Warriors!), and not get slammed dunked on.

dinthebeast said...

There was some speculation that president four-year-old's erratic behavior could be the effects of untreated syphilis, or as one commenter put it "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it probably fucked some questionable models in the eighties."

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/trumps-bizarre-volatile-behavior-could-be-from-untreated-syphilis-infectious-disease-doctor/

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf is deprived because he is depraved. From West Side story, I think.

Josh is a drama queen said...

IJS, Josh is an attention whore. She says provacative things to get attention. She's just flashing her tits as usual. Nothing new.

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