Saturday, February 27, 2021

Caption Saturday.





Give me a caption for this picture. 



62 comments:

Paradoctor said...

Step away from the golden idol before it's struck by lightning.

Anonymous said...

"This one's made of gold, but the real one's full of shit."

BootsandBraids said...

Fool's Gold

Field Negro said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...
'This one's made of gold, but the real one's full of shit."'

It's early but we have a leader. :)

Anonymous said...

Somewhere,someone is missing a Shoney Big Boy mascot.

dinthebeast said...

When Mexico sends its statues, it doesn't send the best...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Gambler2 said...

The calf was much prettier.

Flying Junior said...

My tie, dewd! You're stepping on my fucking tie!

Anonymous said...

A statue of Tinker Bell's brother Stinker.

Bill T. said...

They put that gold toilet to good use.

Anonymous said...

The 'Tin Man', in gold.

PilotX said...

Man, take this bullshit back to where you found it! We don’t want it!

ANON. said...

MY only question is whose idea was this to make such a gaudy, ugly statue and doesn't anyone see the symbolism of the golden calf in all of this?

Anonymous said...

“... doesn't anyone see the symbolism of the golden calf in all of this?”

The Internet is also abuzz with the news that the CPAC stage is shaped like a Nazi rune. I’m guessing that most of the convention attendees have not picked up on this, either.

So a fun new game for lefties is born: Spot The Terrible CPAC Symbols.

It’s like Where’s Waldo?, but with cult devotees and fascists.

Gambler2 said...

To Anonymous at 4:44 PM

Even you will have to admit that the parallel with the golden calf is quite amusing.

Anonymous said...


Statue of Fibbery

Faith_and_Fairness said...

To the tune of "Go Down, Moses," at the sandaled feet of the craven image...

When cult-folk were in Trumpy's land, let my people cheat.

Gaslighted so bad, they'd gone quite mad; let my people cheat.

Go down, cult-folk, way down in Trumpy's land.

That's why, ole Trumpy, will let his people cheat.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

"Are you sure this thingamajig is not meant for next year's Mardi Gras float?"

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Exactly, ANON! Including the dangers of following false prophets.

Anonymous said...

“Even you will have to admit that the parallel with the golden calf is quite amusing.”

It is amusing. It seems Trumpsters are engaging in self-parody at this point. Next, I expect to hear that Trump served them all Kool-Aid, and they dutifully drank it.

Hey, it’s CPAC, anything could happen.

dinthebeast said...

So Fergus' big lie of the stolen election led to the capitol insurrection. Full stop. No lie, no insurrection.
Today at CPAC Fergus repeated the lie.
That is, he incited insurrection. Again.
To the adoring cheers of the Pig People at CPAC, which itself has been moved south from the DC area where it has always been held to get it closer to Fergus.
They are all married to the big lie.
The big lie is in fact a lie.
Let it be said here and now, so they can never say we didn't warn them, that this will not end well for them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

PilotX said...


"Are you sure this thingamajig is not meant for next year's Mardi Gras float?"

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ Big Chief Loser

Paradoctor said...

The golden idol should be destroyed, by biblical law. The left won’t do it, because they don’t believe in the Bible; and the right won’t do it, because they don’t believe in law.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

In other ultra-amazing news, songstress Andra Day is the second Black woman to win the Golden Globe award for best actress. Of course, the outstanding role is "The United States vs. Billie Holiday."

How befitting this historic win occurred the last day of Black History Month. And in the best actress category 35 years ago (1986), the Golden Globe was awarded to Whoopi Goldberg, the first Black woman celebrated for her performance in "The Color Purple." πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

Flying Junior said...

They tell us it's a casting of a golden statue? I don't believe the statue exists. It's got to be a gag. Why would anyone pour even 8 ounces of melted bullion into a casting of such an ugly joke? I read that the actual statue is priceless. Calling bullshit. It looks like a cross between Moses' sandals, Jimmy Buffet, Howdy-Doody and the Busy Bee honey bottle. Maybe with some 1950s Rockabilly quiff crowning that big, fat ugly face. It's not Bob's Big Boy as some would say. That guy was good-looking!

Flying Junior said...

I mean, think about it. Even King Tut's golden sarcophagus was only gold-plated.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

In reply to Paradoctor and Flying Junior....

The artist who created the Trump statue or sculture, as he calls it, is trying to sell it for $100,000 or envisions his work becoming a part of a future library.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/540841-artist-behind-golden-trump-statue-at-cpac-says-he-made-it-in

Flying Junior said...

OMG you mean there really isn't any golden statue? Good luck selling that piece of junk.

Anonymous said...

What is it about bright shiny things?

Gambler2 said...

Blogger Faith_and_Fairness said...

"The artist who created the Trump statue or sculture, as he calls it,..."
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I wouldn't call the person who created this monstrosity an artist unless it was meant as a joke.

the bewilderness said...

“Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” Then they said, “These are your gods...Exodus 32

Gambler2 said...

Off Topic, but some Republicans in Texas have been arrested for election fraud.

SOUTH TEXAS JUDGE FACING SEVERAL ELECTION FRAUD CHARGES
Ramirez is one of four people accused of engaging in organized election fraud

FEB 23, 2021 | REPUBLISHED BY LIT: FEB 25, 2021
https://lawsintexas.com/republican-judge-tomas-tommy-ramirez-iii-arrested-over-2018-election-fraud-allegations/

dinthebeast said...
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dinthebeast said...

The statue is fiberglass, partially chrome plated, and made in Mexico.
The artist/grifter has said that he's working on a third Trump statue that he says "is gonna really piss off the liberals" which will be crafted from bronze plated with 24-karat gold. He plans on selling that statue at Sotheby's or Christie's for "probably about $10 million."
And before I opine about how delusional he is, I must remind myself that the Pig People straight up gave Fergus $200 million after he got his ass kicked in November.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

Time to move The Donald to our Nazi Odal Rune-shaped stage!

That will really "own the libs"!

The CPAC Stage Design Is Literally a Nazi Symbol Because Republicans Are Not Even Trying To Hide It Anymore
https://www.themarysue.com/the-cpac-stage-design-is-literally-a-nazi-symbol-because-republicans-are-not-even-trying-to-hide-it-anymore/

Gambler2 said...

Dinthebeast said....

".... he's working on a third Trump statue that he says "is gonna really piss off the liberals"
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I'm not sure his prediction will come true. I am one liberal that thinks it's funny. It only debases the orange, evil one.

Anonymous said...

"The artist/grifter has said that he's working on a third Trump statue that he says 'is gonna really piss off the liberals' which will be crafted from bronze plated with 24-karat gold. He plans on selling that statue at Sotheby's or Christie's for 'probably about $10 million.'"

This guy reminds me of that Jon McNaughton clown, who paints those corny, worshipful portraits of Trump.

Such as:

Trump beating up Robert Mueller.

Or all the famous, historical American figures (with labels later added by mocking liberals, not in the original) praying for Trump's success -- including MLK, Frederick Douglass, and Harriet Tubman!

If I walked into someone's house and saw one of these ridiculous paintings hanging on a wall, I would burst out laughing and immediately leave. This is the kind of art that gets made for dictators, not democratically elected presidents.

Flying Junior said...

Speaking of really stupid paintings of Trump, get the guy who did the tableau of Turmp drinking Diet Coke with Lincoln, Eisenhower and Reagan. He did a good job of prettying up Trump's face and making the hair natural. Then, just attach Trump's head to one of Mussolini's heroic naked male statues such as this splendid ancient boxer with his right hand raised in a Mussolini-style fascist salute and bingo, problem solved!

Anonymous said...

"Speaking of really stupid paintings of Trump, get the guy who did the tableau of Turmp drinking Diet Coke with Lincoln, Eisenhower and Reagan."

Also an artistic masterpiece (of shit). Somehow I thought that was Jon McNaughton, too, but it was a different clown.

Anonymous said...

So in addition to the golden statues and Nazi runes, I hear the woman who sang the national anthem at CPAC was ... not good. She couldn't stay on key at all.

CPAC NATIONAL ANTHEM IN F, F#, G & G

You'd think those ultra-nationalist flag-humpers at CPAC would at least be able to get the anthem right, wouldn't you? But maybe no decent singer was willing to perform at this hateful hootnanny?

If I were in attendance at the Trumpapalooza in Orlando, I would have definitely had to kneel during this. And, for once, Fox News would be right. I really would be protesting against the anthem itself, not police brutality.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

@Ms. Gambler's reply to my post: "I wouldn't call the person who created this monstrosity an artist unless it was meant as a joke."

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Touche, Ms. Gambler. Like beauty, art tends to be in the eye of the beholder. In the case of the Trumpian image, probably not so much a joke as it is a way to get rich off of the former pres. popularity.

Case in point is the reports surfacing that Mike Lindel's election lies are fueling increased sales of MyPillow. Even prior to departing the White House, Trump amassed more than $250K from gullible supporters. Every grifter wants a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

dinthebeast said...

Hyatt Hotels did Nazi the shape of the CPAC stage coming...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Paradoctor said...

The golden idol, the Nazi-rune floor-plan, and the anthem in the key of Wobble. That's three abominations right there. Then Trump spoke.

dinthebeast said...

On the lighter side, we found the parents of a hundred or so of the six hundred and some kids we still have who were taken from their families by Fergus and his felons. They are going to be reunited right here in America if that is their wish, and resources are going to be found to help them recover from the trauma we have subjected them to.
499 to go.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

Alt-right social media site Gab got hacked, and the hackers are threatening to publicly release all the data they stole, so that probably means a bunch of Gab’s users are about to be outed as secret Nazis.

mike from iowa said...

Vernon Jordan has left the building.

https://news.google.com/topstories?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

the bewilderness said...

It is unfortunate that selling faux paintings with photoshopped heads on characters from video games went out of style with the Breitbart fiasco, cuz the artsy grifters could have made bank these past four years selling to the rubes.

Anonymous said...

"A statue of Donald Trump is prepared for shipment to Moscow, as the Donald and his supporters prepare to flee to Russia for asylum."

Russian state media are calling for Trump - or 'Trumpusha' - to get asylum in their country when he leaves the White House so he can save himself from prosecution
https://news.yahoo.com/russian-state-media-calling-trump-112353382.html

Russia Claims Trump Supporters Want Citizenship, Exploiting U.S. Turmoil for Propaganda
https://www.newsweek.com/russia-claims-trump-supporters-want-citizenship-exploiting-us-turmoil-propaganda-1562319

Russian media suggests the Kremlin grant asylum to Trump so he can't be prosecuted in America
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/russian-media-suggests-the-kremlin-grant-asylum-to-trump-so-he-cant-be-prosecuted-in-america/

Lilacpr said...

Paradoctor said...

The golden idol should be destroyed, by biblical law. The left won’t do it, because they don’t believe in the Bible; and the right won’t do it, because they don’t believe in law.

1:28 AM
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Best!

mike from iowa said...

12425 moar bodies added to drumpf/noem body count March 1th.

Anonymous said...

If you were wondering what kind of black people attend CPAC, this should clear things up.

Paradoctor said...

Lilacpr:

At the top of this thread I snarked that the golden idol will be struck by lighting; but that is theologically unsound. Such a miracle would be proof positive of God's justice and wisdom, but it would fall flat; for the left does not believe in God, and the right does not believe in justice or wisdom.

Anonymous said...

Biden ☭ REMOVES Dr. Seuss from Read Across America Day

https://gellerreport.com/2021/03/biden-nazis-bandr-suess.html/

Anonymous said...

GREATNESS!!

mike from iowa said...

Some Dr Seuss books are being discontinued because of racy content. Doubt it has anything to do with Biden.

mike from iowa said...

I meant racist subjects above. Affects six titles.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/03/02/dr-seuss-racist-imagery/

Anonymous said...

“Biden ☭ REMOVES Dr. Seuss from Read Across America Day”

1) Six books have stopped being sold by the publisher, because they, of their own accord, decided the books contain negative stereotypes of POCs. (No idea if this is really true or if a handful of highly oversensitive people got their underpants in a twist over nothing.) In any event, this was not a governmental decision.
2) None of the six books are classic, popular Dr. Seuss books. I’d never heard of a single one of them. I don’t think they’ll be missed.
3) Biden does not personally make decisions about what books to include on the White House reading list. Are you fucking kidding me? Do you seriously think the leader of the free world has nothing bigger to worry about than Dr. Seuss books during a national crisis that’s killed half a million Americans?
4) What the hell is the matter with YOU that this seems like an urgent issue to attend to?

Paradoctor said...

Jose', can you see,
By the donzerly light
The Star-Mangled Banner
Where so proudly she wailed
In broad notes and wide bars
To the carol-less Right?

mike from iowa said...

Another influential Black has left the building...

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/02/972832265/bunny-wailer-iconic-reggae-singer-and-wailers-co-founder-has-died-at-age-73

Sorry I am not familiar with Reggae music.

Lilacpr said...

Paradoctor1:44 PM

Lilacpr:

At the top of this thread I snarked that the golden idol will be struck by lighting; but that is theologically unsound. Such a miracle would be proof positive of God's justice and wisdom, but it would fall flat; for the left does not believe in God, and the right does not believe in justice or wisdom.
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And what a sorry situation huh? But I maintain that of course we can't generalize. There's some for whom God is ever present on both sides.

Anonymous said...

TRUMP won in 2020 and you all know it!!!!

janinsanfran said...

Dude is too ugly to wear shorts.