"He could be anywhere on the Earth today, and he chose Alaska!"
That was our girl Sarah talking about Glenn Beckkk, who hooked up with her on September 11th to hold one of those rallies that just makes you want to keep running to the bathroom. Yes Sarah, and you two clowns could have chosen any other day to hold your rally but you chose September 11th. Wow, using a solemn day in our country's history to sell tickets and hold a crass political event for profit is beyond the pale, even for these two clowns. But we should have known that this was possible, as one of them has d0ne this before. Stay classy folks.
Finally, to a far more serious subject: (No, not the guy from Kentucky who decided to take out five people because he didn't like how his wife cooked his eggs. "One less bell to answer, one less, egg to fry..." let me stop.) There is a serious cholera epidemic in Nigeria, (over 800 died so far and 13,000 sickened) and it's spreading to neighboring countries as I write this. I know that most of you reading this do not know about this story and you probably don't care, but you should. It's really scary stuff with global implications.
And, speaking of scary, the black unemployment rate has increased at a rate of over 700% higher than it has for our fellow white citizens. Boy I sure hope that this latest education initiative from his O ness works. We need it now more than ever.
*Should have been bad.