Saturday, June 14, 2014

Caption Saturday.






I need a caption for this pic.


No profanity, please.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Waddaya mean you don't like chicken? Everybody likes chicken!

Anonymous said...

Well I dont believe its that big, you're gonna have to show.me buddy!

JGreyden said...

Whadd'ya mean !! You didn't vote for Obama !!?

Anonymous said...

You uppity Negro! I'm gonna bust your ass!

Anonymous said...

I don't give a damn what Field Negro says!

Anonymous said...

Sargeant, I'm from Detroit...I don't know what 'caption' means.

Anonymous said...

Sarge, the brothers from Detroit who were visiting me stole all the weapons in the armory.

Anonymous said...

Sarge, I hate to tell you this, but your wife ran off with LeRoy.

Anonymous said...

Don't you eyeball me boy!

Anonymous said...

Sarge, my therapist says I need to be affirmed, not ordered and shouted at.

Anonymous said...

Tell me it's not true that I'm cross eyed!!!

field negro said...

:)

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Anonymous said...

Brother Field, here's a very moving video about suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge(GGB). I just had to share it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tedtalks/kevin-briggs-ted-suicide_b_5491939.html

parvenu said...

Marine, are disobeying a direct order?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous8:06 PMYou uppity Negro! I'm gonna bust your ass!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So bend over and pull down your pants!!!

Anonymous said...

And how come you got promoted and not me and I'm white???!!!

Anonymous said...

What did you just say, private?

Anonymous said...

Are you messing with Granny? She's mine, PVT!

PilotX said...

The Heat in seven? Are you ******** me?

Anonymous said...

No, I did not steal this hat from Pharrell Williams, Private!

Anonymous said...

You better not be cheating on me!

Tia said...

What I tell you about reckless Eyeballin?

Anonymous said...

Do I look stupid?
...
Momma says things aren't always as they appear, sergeant.

Wesley R said...

Yohan Blake looked rusty today?

Anonymous said...

Are you still fornicating with my wife Boy!!!

StillaPanther2 said...

"Don't be 'eye-balling' me, trainee". In basic training we could not look at the Sergent while at attention. My Sergent Rushin taught me how to stay alive, That is why the D.I.s wanted us to learn to listen instead of watching at this time--- early in basic training. You will learn how to look later. So "eye-balling the Sarge was a major "no-no".

Anonymous said...

Wattya mean I need to show you more respect you gone be a DR some day, DR Queen.

Wesley R said...

Channel Surfing this morning and ran across 'ablackshow'. It was a pilot of the show and it had pretty good political commentary.

field negro said...

Anon@10:18 PM, there is a job for you writing for Fallon.
That was pretty good. In fact, most of the captions you all gave me are good.

Wesley, he will be fine in a month or so. Although I worry about his training regimen.

Pilot, I can't see the Heat pulling this out. I hope I am wrong because I like those boys, but the Spurs are so damn good with their ball movement and shooting.

Anonymous said...

Do I look crazy to you, boy!

Anonymous said...

Look you get after finding out He`s
your Brother from another Mother.

Anonymous said...

"I need a caption for this pic."

Not if you've ever been in the military. The look says it all.

Bill said...


"Double standards are for wussies. Don't ever forget it"

Bill said...


"I said those IRS emails were stored on the Malaysia Airlines plane, what part of that don't you right-wingers understand?"

Bill said...

"Biden told us Iraq would be viewed as an Obama accomplishment, why are you right-wingers spreading the myth that ISIS is alive and still fighting?"

Bill said...


"How many times do I have to tell you, no pictures allowed of the immigrant kids in detention camps except the ones we provide!"

Bill said...


"What part of you can keep your healthcare don't you understand?
Oh, that part.
Nevermind"

ThatDeborahGirl said...

What do you mean I'm white?

field negro said...

Lord Bill, you are relentless. Your O obsession is getting worse.

Bill said...


field negro said...

Lord Bill, you are relentless. Your O obsession is getting worse.


That's one of the worst captions yet.
The guys name in the picture is Bill? What are the odds?

I think PilotX still has 1st place.

Anonymous said...

"Is that a pledge pin?"

Anonymous said...


Anon @4:25 PM,
LOL at "pledge pin." The drill sergeant does look like the guy from Animal House. Well, minus the shiny helmet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI

PilotX said...

I think anon at 2218 wins! Ha!

field negro said...

Yes, Pilot, that was pretty clever. :)

heartunes said...

STAFF SARGEANT, SIR!


This is Helmand Province, Private!
You will breathe me
You will eat me
You will sleep me
And in the morning
You will get up
Drop me in the toilet...

...And start all over again.

6/16/2014 1825PST
poet cj of heartunes