Saturday, October 04, 2014

CAPTION SATURDAY.


I need a caption y'all.

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now when you finish that, I want you to go and put on that uniform I got you!

I want y'all to look just like s....er...I mean like the "old South"
hehehe!

Joder La Resistencia said...

Paula-You know i'm a big Obama supporter. I vote for him twice. Even had fundraisers for him.

Steve-And people think you are racist.

Paula- Hey Steve, you wanna hit this after the show?

Steve- You know what shade of vagina us bruthas like the most?

Paula- You know i do. We can make a sex tape and sell it on line. Make million! Field will watch it and realize i'm not racist!

Anonymous said...

OMG! Only you Signor Kinky, only you! x*D

Wesley R said...

Yes, you are doing that just like a Little Black Darkie I had working in my first restaurant.

Anonymous said...

"Paula- Hey Steve, you wanna hit this after the show?

Steve- You know what shade of vagina us bruthas like the most?"


You do know all vaginas are the same color on the inside, right, Kinky?

Honestly, I take you for the sort who think the sistas have teeth that will bite your pee-pee off.

Bootzey said...

Sellout training 101

Anonymous said...

Mr Field, after watching the two links about Steve Harvey, it is easy to see why he was able to forgive Paula for her mistake.

Anonymous said...

anon, "You do know all vaginas are the same color on the inside, right, Kinky?

Honestly, I take you for the sort who think the sistas have teeth that will bite your pee-pee off."

You obviously don't know Kinky. He has admitted long ago that he went through a period of jungle fever.

Secondly, I know for a fact that black and white vaginas are NOT the same. One has soft hair and the other is coarse.

Inside? who really knows? I never really looked.

But one thing for sure. All a wm has to do is talk about a black vagina and the bw come running with their perverted sinful comments.

Anonymous said...

FYI: Steve Harvey is no sell-out.

Joder La Resistencia said...
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Joder La Resistencia said...

Es Paula y Steve hornear un pastel?

¿Cómo está mi puertorriqueña princesa?

Anonymous said...

Muy bien Signor, gracias por preguntar!

Yes indeed I have been making a cake all day long.

It refused to behave but I tamed it finally! I will now post pictures on my blog. Soooo tired!!!

Cooking from the Fields said...

Paula: I'm sorry about the people who have died from Ebola, but then, many Africans aren't the cleanest people and believe in witchcraft. We can't do anything about that. Both HIV and Ebola are from Africa.

Steve: And I'm sorry for the foolish Americans who went to Africa and got it.

Paula: But what it has done is bring to awareness that we don't need any immigrants from the Third World. None.

Steve: Right, Paula. They have not brought anything useful to the U.S., just death, destruction, drunk driving, rape, theft, murder - and disease.

Paula: Of course, court-jester economists have lied through their teeth, trying to convince us these people are a benefit.

Steve: Finally, Americans just might be waking up to the fact that these people don't belong here, and will do nothing but destroy our country.

Paula: Amen my negro, amen.

Anonymous said...

Lillac is a sell-out. cannot be trusted.

Cooking from the Fields said...

Paula: I used to live in Illinois. There was a "city" there called National City. It consisted of nothing but trailers. I doubt there were 100 people. The "police" ran a speed trap that got international attention.

Steve: Bitches.

Paula: The state of Illinois closed the city down and bulldozed it. It no longer exists. Now it's just a field. Such "police" should go to prison.

Steve: If I hit someone's car and damage it, I owe them. That's why I have insurance. I don't owe the government, and the police, prosecutor and judges. If they say I do, they are liars and thieves.

Paula: If you got rid of all police - detectives are okay - and armed all the people, crime would drop 90%.

Steve: Law is not created. It is discovered, like the laws of physics.

Paula: That's some deep shit, black man.

Steve: I strongly advise you to buy "Whatever Happened to Justice?", by Richard Maybury, It is one of those essential books that I unreservedly recommend.

Paula: What's it about?

Steve: It's about the difference between made-up law and discovered law.

Paula: Example please.

Steve: Those old "Wanted: Dead or Alive" posters? If a person damaged someone, and would not make restitution, they were declared an "outlaw" - they were outside the law. You could kill them to get the bounty, or even enslave them for profit.

Paula: Hell yes you could.

Steve: Here's an example for you. Let's say you have some drunken illegal immigrant who totals someone's brand-new $25,000 car. If they have no insurance, and won't pay, he is declared and outlaw - you can kill him for the bounty, or capture him and sell him into slavery - say an prison that uses his labor to pay back the $25,000 to the injured party, $20,000 to the bounty hunter, then has to continue as an imprisoned slave until he pays back his room and board at the prison, then some more time until the place makes a profit off of him. Say he end up serving life - all because he didn't pay what he owned to the person whose car he destroyed.

Paula: Or perhaps it would just be easier and more profitable up chop him up and sell his organs. How much would that be? A hundred grand?

Steve: Yes, exactly Paula. How many people would not carry insurance, or try to run and either end up dead or a life-long slave?

Paula: Instead these days they end up with three or four drunken-driving convictions, and often don't end up in prison until they kill someone - perhaps a child.

Steve: And if the bounty hunter got the wrong person? Then he was a outlaw. By the way, how often does anything happen to the police who kill an innocent person? Wouldn't it be justice if such "police" were declared outlaws?

Paula: NWA said it best: Fuck the police.

Steve: Which system is better?

Paula: You know I'm with you, brother.

focusedpurpose said...

LOL @ Anon 11:07 PM-coarse hair is not a BW exclusive trait.

such is the case for quite a few Black people...men, women, het and gay:)

not sure what BW you mean come running with perverted comments re: wm. quite a few BW suffer from a BM loyalty that is NOT reciprocated on any level. but ok. guess that comment didn't really need to make sense nor have anything to do with the ww and bm in the post. it made me laugh nevertheless. so thank you. laughter being Good for the soul and all.

yep, our crowns up and downtown are truly exotic. found on no other...

it should not be a source of shame. if folk were free rather than enslaved/dead/sound asleep it would not be...

blessings all!

Cooking from the Fields said...

Steve: I recently read an article about a "Somali-American" who got 30 years in prison after thinking he was setting off a bomb to murder possibly hundreds of Americans in a Christmas bomb plot. It was FBI sting operation, so the bomb didn't go off.

Paula: I heard he said he was hoping to kill a lot of children.

Steve: I'm paying taxes to let these POS potential murderers in my country? I'm paying for bombs to be set off?

Paula: And now you're paying to have him incarcerated for 30 years.

Steve: I'm also paying for "Major" Nidal Malik Hasan, who murdered 13 people and wounded 32 others, to be incarcerated. And I paid for his military training?

Paula: You me both my wooly-headed friend.

Steve: And I'm paying all for the welfare for Third World trash screwing up my country - to murder, to rape, to steal?

Paula: As crazy as it sounds - yes, yes you are.

Steve: And, of course, I'm paying for the American Empire to murder hundreds of thousands of people on the other side of the world, in hopes of imposing the leftist lunacy of "democracy" on them? The only thing that's going to do is make more America-hating enemies.

Paula: The strangest thing about it is that we are paying these people to kill us. Sooner or later, some of those people we've imported are going to succeed.

Steve: If they do, there will be one motherfucking backlash against them - and the government will ultimately find that is helpless to do anything about it.

Paula: After all, when it comes right down to it, people can be policed only to the extent they want to be policed.

Steve: You're dropping some wisdom now, white girl.

focusedpurpose said...

Cooking from the Fields= pure comedy as well:)

The Purple Cow said...

These caption Saturday's demonstrate that It's true what they say, conservatives are incapable of humour. That's why there's no such things a funny conservative comedian.

The Purple Cow said...

"Paula: If you got rid of all police - detectives are okay - and armed all the people, crime would drop 90%."

Yeeeeaaaahhh, run your country with gangsters - great idea!

Worked really well in the Wild West, Liberia and Somalia.

...and who can forget the 'heaven-on-Earth' that was post-revolutionary Russia!

field negro said...

Yes, the left leaning folks always do better with these captions. Wingnuts are forever trying to make political points. :)

Señor Kinky, I thought u knew that about the female body.
Methinks u have been exposed. ;)

Feminazi Hunter said...

field negro said...

Yes, the left leaning folks always do better with these captions
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Example please.

Leftists are the least humorous people in the world.

PilotX said...

This dish is so easy that a colored person can make it. Isn't that right Steve?

Yessum ma'am. You shole can teach anybody to cook, even an old darkie likes me!

PilotX said...

That is true PC. How long did Fox New's attempt at a comedy show last? A day? I mean besides Hannity's show. I guess Dennis Miller is the best they have and his show consisted of his rants about how global warming isn't happening. They are a laugh riot dontcha think?

President Gangster said...

The Purple Cow said...
Worked really well in the Wild West, Liberia and Somalia."

You are right, it did work well in the Wild West. Despite sparse population densities and limited communication technology, societal norms and the Rule of Law were upheld sufficiently to allow the successful settlement and development of a vast area of the continent. Liberia and Somalia are tribal societies where nothing works well.

...and who can forget the 'heaven-on-Earth' that was post-revolutionary Russia!

No one can forget the horrors that occur wherever and whenever leftists gain power. Communists accounted for over 100 million dead in the 20th century. Their leftist cousins, the Nazis, accounted for 50 million more.

Climate Alarmism is Religion not Science said...

PilotX said...

I guess Dennis Miller is the best they have and his show consisted of his rants about how global warming isn't happening. They are a laugh riot dontcha think?
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Yes, Miller is funny, but Greg Gutfeld is the best thing on Fox.

Now that Miller has been proven correct about Global Warming (no warming in 18 years!), I guess you'll be watching a lot more Fox now. Welcome aboard, PilotX.

Joder La Resistencia said...

More proof pilotx doesn't watch Fox News. So who tells him to hate Fox News?

The Purple Cow said...
These caption Saturday's demonstrate that It's true what they say, conservatives are incapable of humour. That's why there's no such things a funny conservative comedian.

Who are "they"? Other leftists?

Comedians often say leftists are the ones with no sense of humor.

Funny That.

Jim said...

No one can forget the horrors that occur wherever and whenever leftists gain power. Communists accounted for over 100 million dead in the 20th century. Their leftist cousins, the Nazis, accounted for 50 million more.

Nazism is a variant of leftism, right wing in the sense that is frozen in the already quite left wing 1930s, right wing only in that it has been left behind by the rapidly moving Overton window.

Communism descends from the Jews, Nazism was descended from Lutheranism, Anglosphere leftism, which now dominates the world and therefore has no distinct name, descends from the puritans.

Communism is now “right wing” in the same sense as Nazism. The Overton window moves on.

Joder La Resistencia said...

Now field, you know i was trolling when i made that comment.

The Purple Cow said...
These caption Saturday's demonstrate that It's true what they say, conservatives are incapable of humour. That's why there's no such things a funny conservative comedian.

Rush Limbaugh? He's been clowning you on the left for over 20 years.

That's some funnieee.

Yīshēng said...

ONLY an ignorant, uneducated THOT would find ANTHING a minature minded racist would say funny about BW funny.

For clarity that's YOU fraudulent pickinny, BW like YOU are what BM are trying to avoid when they marry WW.

Bill said...


señor kinky said...
Comedians often say leftists are the ones with no sense of humor.



Which explains why SNL, Letterman/leno opening monologues avoided joking about obama for so many years.

Now that the country no longer supports obama the leftist comedians are now including obama jokes.


It only took 6 years for leftist comedians make jokes about obama.


Leftist comedians are forever trying to make political points and avoid jokes at the expense of democrats.

Even leftist comedians understand democrats don;t take jokes very well.



Anonymous said...

No it's bw like you dr. queen.

You know what they say about bw women who have to call themselves queen?

field negro said...

Dennis Miller has never been funny, even before he found Reagan Jesus.

I actually watch FOX when I want a good laugh. So I guess, in their own way, wingnuts are funny.

The Purple Cow said...
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The Purple Cow said...

"Their leftist cousins, the Nazis..."

Ahhhhhh bless 'em.

They're still trying this one after all these years.

No matter how many times I debunk, they come back three months later as if nothing has happened!

The Purple Cow said...

"Comedians often say leftists are the ones with no sense of humour."

Oh look everybody, it's another magical factoid pulled from Kinky's morbidly obese ass.

Anonymous said...

The funniest comedian on the planet is Kat Williams. That man can make me scream with laughter and I almost peed my pants on several occasions!

If you watch his old videos (I've seen them all) you see he starts out serious and then gets funnier and hilarious! BUT, lately he hasn't been putting out new material.

He is a very intelligent man and I love his serious conversational side too.

Anonymous said...

Dennis Miller was at his funniest when he was doing the fake news reports on SNL. Which is to say, he was mildly amusing at best. But left to his own devices, he just goes off into meandering, stupid, tedious, unfunny rants.

Conservative humor mainly just consists of various flavors of bigotry, over and over again. Occasionally, bigoted humor is funny (except to whichever group is being unfairly maligned). But mostly it is not. Mostly it boils down to hateful statements that don't even qualify as jokes, in my book.

Don't [insert hated group] suck? Amirite? Bwahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Also I think that people laugh at jokes that relate to their beliefs as well as the way they think.

Comedy is highly relative. !

focusedpurpose said...

@ dr many names-

i laugh @ haters. you provide an endless source of laughter...

go back and re-read my comment slowly. maybe this time it will hit your scrambled mentals on all levels:)

good day to you uber educated lady...

for Real.

no snark.

sortta:)

blessings all!

Joder La Resistencia said...

Is that all you got purple cow?

Childish insults?

FP, don't let the haters get to you....



Anonymous said...

Blogger field negro said...
Dennis Miller has never been funny, even before he found Reagan Jesus.

I actually watch FOX when I want a good laugh. So I guess, in their own way, wingnuts are funny.

12:26 PM
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Hmmmm. You have said something about Dennis Miller that I have found quite true, esp for AAs. According to black culture, Dennis is a dud.

FINALLY! You have come clean with the truth. I have said many times in the past that Blacks watch FOX NEWS, esp O'Reilly, Hannity and Fox and Friends.

If they were to take an 'honest' survey, black ratings would be sky high. The trouble is Blacks are too afraid to admit it. However, it's because Blacks are afraid that they watch FOX NEWS to get the truth of what's happening to Blacks in America.

Why? Because the Left Media does not give a clue to what's going to happen to Blacks....FOX NEWS does.

Brother Field, thanks for admitting your truth about watching FOX NEWS. You are slowly becoming more and more truthful.

Now, if you would only admit the truth about the kind of President Obama has been for Blacks, as well as the entire nation.

You might admit how untrustworthy of a character he is, also. If you did that, you would gain the respect of everyone, including Kinky and Bill.:) Remember what Kat Williams said:

"We all need to have white friends." Considering this is FN, Kinky and Bill are your only Grade A choices.

Bill said...


At least the idiot palin isn't the vice president.

Democrats picked their own idiot.


It was the second time in two days that Biden had to call a key partner in President Barack Obama's coalition to walk back comments he made on Thursday, when he said that U.S. allies - including Turkey, Saudi Arabia and the UAE - had funded and armed extremist groups linked to al-Qaida.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ML_EMIRATES_US?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-10-05-15-39-58


Biden is the best insurance against an obama assassination.


Anonymous said...

Paula Deen: Steve, that's not the way you mix that!

Steve THINKS: Oh shut up witch and be thankful I was forced by the TV executives to come on here and do damage control for you! x(

Steve SAYS: Yes ma'am!

Hitler was a Socialist said...

The Purple Cow said...

"Their leftist cousins, the Nazis..."

Ahhhhhh bless 'em.

They're still trying this one after all these years.

No matter how many times I debunk, they come back three months later as if nothing has happened!
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Purple Clown has lost every debate regarding whether or not the National Socialists were in fact national socialists, yet apparently doesn't even realize it.

He has taken delusion to a whole new level. But that's what being a "field negro" is all about.

PilotX said...

Rush funny? No wonder those on the right don't understand trends. No warming in 18 yeaars huh? Just had the warmest August on record. I guess what Bobby Jindal said was right about them being the stupid party. Do any of their presidential candidates believe in evolution yet?
BTW Field, iagree that Dennis miller was mildly humorous on SNL

Joder La Resistencia said...

Exactly Bill.

Comedians were also scared of being called racist for making jokes about dear leader.

Remember during the first two years of the Obama regime the media was scared to criticize Obama for anything?

Remember Jim Cramer and CNBC?

Jim Cramer almost got fired for criticizing Obama. Remember Jim going on air and admitting he's a Democrat and voted for Obama?

And CNBC had to agree not to criticize Obama.

My have times have changed.







Joder La Resistencia said...

And pilotx, what's the name of Dennis Miller's show on Fox News?

Anonymous said...

Funny.

FN and his brethren, the strong black men, are so weak that they are threatened by something an old, white lady said 20 years ago.

So threatened, they and their type cannot "let it go."

What a pathetic group of Negros.

Climate Alarmism is Religion not Science said...

PilotX said...
No warming in 18 yeaars huh? Just had the warmest August on record
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How stupid is this PilotX guy? I mean, does he really believe this bullshit, or is just some kind of ideological tool?

PilotX said...

Not an ideological tool, I just read the data. Are you an ideological....nevermind, I can tell by your handle who you really are.

Uhhhh, can somebody show me where I stated Miller had a show on Fox? Nevermind, just some other shit pulled out of one's ass.

The Purple Cow said...

"Purple Clown has lost every debate regarding whether or not the National Socialists were in fact national socialists, yet apparently doesn't even realize it."

Oh really?

I'm yet to see any worthwhile response to my three part missive. I look forward to your detailed refutation. (I won't hold my breath...)

Part One: Hitler, Socialists and the “International Jewish Conspiracy”


After WW1 Hitler was stationed in Munich in Bavaria. At that time Kurt Eisner, leader of the Independent Socialist Party, declared Bavaria to be an independent Socialist Republic. Hitler was appalled; he viewed Socialism as simply part of what he called the ‘International Jewish conspiracy’. 
Of course Hitler was keenly aware that the father of Socialism – Karl Marx – was a Jew. (This may come as a surprise to you, but Adolph was not mad keen on Jews, in fact it’s fair to say, he was a bit of an anti-Semite.) Most of the key figures in German Socialism at that time, such as Eisner, Rosa Luxemburg, Toller and Eugene Levine were Jews. Similarly many of the key figures in the Russian October revolution of 1917 had been Jews, such as Trotsky, Radek, Litvinov, Zinoviev and Joffe. Hitler was further outraged in July of 1918, when the Bolsheviks enacted a law that made all discrimination against Jews illegal.
When the German government regained control of Bavaria in 1919, many hundreds of Socialists were summarily executed without trial. To prove his loyalty to the German government and his opposition to Socialism, Hitler volunteered to rat on fellow soldiers who he knew to have Socialist views. So impressed were the Army officers with Hitler’s fervor and anti-Socialist beliefs that they recruited him to be a political officer, lecturing German soldiers on the dangers of Socialism, Communism and Bolshevism.

The Purple Cow said...

Part Two – Nazis and Industry



In the time leading up to Hitler’s election he sought to exploit the massive social unrest in Germany by promising to strengthen Trade Unions, while simultaneously promising Germany’s capitalists that he would destroy the trade union movement. Hitler made good to his promises to Capitalists. The Nazis abolished trade unions, all collective bargaining, and the right to strike.

The Nazis enacted the "Charter of Labor" this piece of legislation gave employers total power over their employees. It established a legal position of employer as "leader of the enterprise," The law specifically stated:

"The leader of the enterprise makes the decisions for the employees and laborers in all matters concerning the enterprise." 

It continued..

"It’s task is to see that every individual should be able to perform the maximum of work."

Under the new rules between 1932 and 1936, average wages fell, from 20.4 to 19.5 cents an hour for skilled labor, and from 16.1 to 13 cents an hour for unskilled labor.

So much for the Socialist tenant of giving workers ‘control of the means of production.’ Remember that V.I. Lenin said the first requirement of a Socialist economy is that the “Commanding Heights” of the economy must be taken into worker control. The Nazis did none of that.

The very first victims of the Nazis mass killing machines were no less than 400,000 Communists, Socialists and Trade Unionists.

The Purple Cow said...

Part Three - Lebensraum, Nazi Philosophy



Hitler replaced the key Marxist concept of class conflict and replaced it with ethnic warfare between Aryans on one side and Jews and Gypsies on the other. Within Germany expressions of class-consciousness were specifically banned by law, Germany’s 100 year history of Social Democratic philosophy was ruthlessly supressed.

The Nazis promoted Völksgemeinschaft, which translates as “folk community.” In this ideology all the economic classes would be united in a struggle to establish a racially pure, Aryan nation, uniquely German in it’s nature and culture. This was in sharp contrast to the prevailing Socialist ideology which was essentially internationalist in nature. 
The Nazis were principally nationalists. They sought to occupy other nations in the quest for Lebensraum - living space – where ethnic Germans would lord over lesser races – untermenschen – in a sort of racist paradise. Again a stark contrast to the prevailing socialist paradigm that postulated in international workers living in a borderless society.

Finally looking at the key sources of support for the Nazis, these came politically from aging Right Wing nationalists like Luddendorf and Bismarck, and financially from capitalist families such as the Krupps. It’s difficult – if not impossible - to see why these people would support the Nazis if they had a life-long history of opposing leftist ideology, and would be acting against their own financial interests if the Nazis really had been Socialists

The Purple Cow said...

(Sorry to bore regular F.N. readers by posting all this stuff yet again, but these nazi types do have a way of losing an argument only to return to the subject three months later to claim they had won it!

I feel it is important to pull them up short every time they try it on. One day they might even learn something - you never know, stranger things have happened. I thank you for your patience in this matter.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/2014-on-track-to-be-hottest-year-on-record/

This past August has been confirmed by both NASA and NCDC to be the hottest August on record and on top of that the NCDC says we are on track for this year being the warmest on record also.

PX

Anonymous said...

From the article.

"Just days after NASA data showed that August 2014 was the warmest August on record, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration confirmed the ranking and raised the ante: There’s a good chance 2014 could become the warmest year on record.

“If we continue a consistent departure from average for the rest of 2014, we will edge out 2010 as the warmest year on record,” said Jake Crouch, a climatologist with NOAA’s National Climatic Data Center, during a press briefing Thursday.

Specifically, if each of the remaining months of the year ranks among the top five warmest, 2014 will take the top spot, he said."


"How stupid is this PilotX guy? I mean, does he really believe this bullshit, or is just some kind of ideological tool?"

I guess stupid enough to listen to climate scientists and not hack comedians and blowhard radio hosts without college degrees. Next.

PX

teh stupid said...

2010 and 2014 have both exist in the last 18 years, just in case you were wondering.

Hitler was a Socialist said...

The Purple Cow said...
I feel it is important to pull them up short every time they try it on
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But you just can't.

The Big Lie of the late 20th century was that Nazism was Rightist. It was in fact typical of the Leftism of its day. It was only to the Right of Stalin's Communism. The very word "Nazi" is a German abbreviation for "National Socialist" (Nationalsozialist) and the full name of Hitler's political party (translated) was "The National Socialist German Workers' Party" (In German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei)

Just the name of Hitler's political party should be sufficient to reject the claim that Hitler was "Right wing" but Leftists sometimes retort that the name "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" is not informative, in that it is the name of a dismal Stalinist tyranny. But "People's Republic" is a normal name for a Communist country whereas I know of no conservative political party that calls itself a "Socialist Worker's Party". Such parties are in fact usually of the extreme Left (Trotskyite etc.)

Most people find the viciousness of the Nazis to be incomprehensible -- for instance what they did in their concentration camps. But you just have to read a little of the vileness that pours out from modern-day "progressive" like Purple Cow in their blog comments to understand it all very well. Leftists haven't changed. They are still boiling with hate.

field negro said...

Do u really think anyone can top right wingers in modern day America when it comes to hate?

Listen to Mark Levin or Rush limpboy sometime.

PilotX said...

Don't forget michelle Malkin, Man Coulter and Laura Ingram for some female style hate.

PilotX said...

Hmmmm, our buddy who tells us there has been no warming in the last 18 years goes crickets when actual climatologists give us the real data. Interesting. Must not have read the latest Scientific American but then again conservatives don't do science very well.