Saturday, December 27, 2014

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.

*Pic from The Guardian. 

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey, relax everybody, Civil Rights is the way forward! Forced integration and race-based affirmative action will make everything better! I'll bet in 50 years college campuses and everywhere else will be more civilized and prosperous!"

Limpbaugh said...

"It's the Beatles!"

Shabazz said...

The devils are comin' the devils are comin'!!!

Anonymous said...

Is that Kramer from Seinfeld? He's started a race riot!

Anonymous said...

"White Guy Invents Break Dancing."

Anonymous said...

"Sign up for Vietnam? Me first!"

Anonymous said...

"Black Friday"

Anonymous said...

Look, its Sidney Poitier!

Wesley R said...

Feet don't fail me now!

Anonymous said...

"If you fall, I'll be there."

-Ground

Yīshēng said...
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Yīshēng said...

The response of White folks in America, if another Black man is elected President.

Anonymous said...

Caption (in unison): "That's the guy who stole my car stereo! Get him!"

Anonymous said...

"I think you'll like it here. We're one big family."

Anonymous said...

"Take off that funny French hat! You're not French!"

Anonymous said...

Look at the size of that thing!

Josh said...

David Jones, come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Anonymous said...

"Chinese Fire Drill A Success!"

Anonymous said...

"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."

Bill said...


One of the alternate takes for Rocky?

Anonymous said...

"This is the time on Spockets when we dance!"

Wesley R said...

Wait!, watch me dance.

Anonymous said...

No caption. Just play the music from Chariots of Fire.

Wesley R said...

I'm going to show you how to Bolt, before there was Usain.

Anonymous said...

Where do these stairs go?

They go up.

Anonymous said...

Open audition for the movie Nerds.

Anonymous said...

Harvard Sex Week!

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

Aw damn, I hope no girls saw me fall.

Anonymous said...

Final Exam Day: Walking and Chewing Gum

Anonymous said...

Oh no! My beans are above my Frank now!

Anonymous said...

A lot of people go to college for 7 years.

Anonymous said...

http://newsone.com/3078895/rhodes-scholars-2014/

5 Black Rhodes Scholars.

Anonymous said...

Affirmative action has made all merit suspect and all honors meaningless. This culture is rotting away.

A Black Panther Forever said...

Wonder why some commentor would make light of Viet Nam. People ran AWAY from that war. The picture is that of the fathers and mothers of some that still carry the hate gene for the next generation. And yes.... we developed ALL our hate and aggression by being "made in America" When I was a child most of the trinkets, radios/TVs had "made in Japan" on the back of the items. I wish there was a way to place "made in America" for my people- that have found it hard to make peace with themselves.

Anonymous said...

Dear ABPF,

You may need to lighten up. (And I don't mean your skin)

Anonymous said...

2:44,

I tried to respond to your comment. But it was intercepted by the Field Marshal.

Anonymous said...

Are you ready to stand before the great white throne of judgment? For that day comes as surely as the sun rises. Eternal horror awaits the faithless, unrepentant sinner.

Anonymous said...

caption... "Wrinkled Coat Mafia"

Anonymous said...

4:07 you need to stop preaching. You sound mean.

Anonymous said...

Yīshēng said...

The response of White folks in America, if another Black man is elected President.

Dumbest comment, from the dumbest she boon as always.

There will never be another Black President. This one even speaks nice, but in the end proved to be nothing more than a affirmative action experiment that failed.

Anonymous said...

Any more letters from Italy?

Anonymous said...

A Black Panther Forever, thank you for your comment. Yes, Vietnam was terrible and it left a deep wound in the hearts of those who served.

Ignore the anon who says you need to lighten up. It's the anon who needs to lighten up from being mean-spirited and ignorant.

Anonymous said...

"There will never be another Black President. This one even speaks nice, but in the end proved to be nothing more than a affirmative action experiment that failed."

But you'll never be President because we already had a white idiot. There will be several Black Presidents because this one revived the economy that the white guy before him tried to destroy and even lowered gas prices. Best president ever even though racists like you can't accept it.

Anonymous said...

"Affirmative action has made all merit suspect and all honors meaningless. This culture is rotting away."

Yep, years of white affirmative action has made all white achievement suspect. You probably can't even get into college much less ever be a Rhodes scholar.

field negro said...

Great captions.Well.....most of them.

Poor Anon@4:30.it must be a FOX viewer. O must be handling his business and pissing them off. Time to invent another scandal.

Bill said...


The response of White folks in America, if another Black man is elected President.

I agree should a black republican become president the dumbocrat party will go crazy racist.

Bill said...


Anonymous said...
There will be several Black Presidents because this one revived the economy that the white guy before him tried to destroy


I like how dumbocrats lie in the face of facts.


Even the vice president says the middle class was left behind in the Obama economy revival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnJ765H-60


Wealth gap between middle class and rich widest ever
http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/17/news/economy/wealth-gap-middle-class-rich/



The Wealth Gap Between Rich And Poor Is The Widest Ever Recorded
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2014/12/18/3605137/us-wealth-gap-at-its-widest-in-decades/


Wealth gap in America widens to record level, report says
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-pew-wealth-gap-20141217-story.html


The Gap Between the Rich and the Rest of Us Is The Widest It's Been In 30 Years.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/12/inequality-bank-access-charts


The Wealth Gap Is Getting Bigger
It’s been clear for some time that the economic recovery has been lopsided, benefiting the rich more than the poor. Now we have more hard numbers to back up that fact.

http://takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/12/18/the-wealth-gap-is-getting-bigger/


To believe the economy is revived means you are one of the very rich or a dumb partisan hack that regurgitates dumbocrat talking points without a bit of common sense or reading ability.


Bill said...


Protester who advocates peace charged with setting fire at Berkeley QT
One of the most frequently quoted and photographed Ferguson protesters was charged Saturday with setting fire to a Berkeley convenience store last week.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/protester-who-advocates-peace-charged-with-setting-fire-at-berkeley/article_ad4006c5-06ab-5b7e-8a7f-3fd2ed4dbbcb.html

More of that dumbocrat craziness.

The non-foxnews media made a quasi celebrity out of him to push the dumbocrat agenda.
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/portrait-protester-ferguson-missouri


And then he was videotaped trying to start a store on fire. When confronted with the video, he confessed.


“He’s a great kid, an educated kid, a child who knows what he wants and is very active in the community.”

I have NEVER lived in a community where someone trying to burn down a business is considered a "great kid."

Anonymous said...

Poor Anon@4:30.it must be a FOX viewer. O must be handling his business and pissing them off. Time to invent another scandal.

8:39 AM
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Anon is poor because you haven't paid your Anon bills. And yes, O has been handling his business for Wall Street and the White folks along with immigrants.

But Blacks he continues to devastate. And like good HN, you continue to worship him.

Anonymous said...

This place is the Vietnam of discussion threads.

Anonymous said...

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

Anonymous said...

Air Soccer is fun!

Anonymous said...

Early photo of Michael Richards surfaces. Notice the fork in his left hand.

Bill is a F'n Idiot said...

"I agree should a black republican become president the dumbocrat party will go crazy racist."

Yeah, but only because that would drive all the racists from the gop. You are certainly one dumb muther fucker Bill.

Bill's special ed English teacher said...

"I agree should a black republican become president the dumbocrat party will go crazy racist."


Puleeeeeeze idiot, you only have what two congressmen in the entire party that are Black? Like less than 1%? You and stupid are in an intimate relationship Bill.

Anonymous said...

When Rambo got back.

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

UJIMA!

Anonymous said...

IWO JIMA!

Anonymous said...

HAJIMA!
(하지마 )

Anonymous said...

"No, they're not homosexuals, but they're willing to learn."

lilacpr2000 said...

Hurry! The seminar 'How to Make Women Happy' by Field Negro, PilotX and Purple Cow is about to start!

Barack the conservative said...

"To believe the economy is revived means you are one of the very rich"

So basically Bill you admit the Obama administration has been good for Wall Street and the rich. Hmmmmm, that doesn't sound like a crazed socialist bent on destroying the economy now does it? I thought Kinky told us he was an extreme socialist. So who's right? I think The Purple Cow is right when he says Barack is a conservative because as Reagan told us a rising tide lifts all boats and if we learned anything from Reagan it was the Laffer curve and how making the rich richer helps all of us.

Bill said...


Reagan talked about a Star Wars defense. Satellites, computers and technology type stuff.


When the weather's good, a strange speck will be visible on the Baltimore skyline: a giant balloon the Army is floating high above Middle River to scan for cruise missiles.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/aberdeen-havre-de-grace/bs-md-surveillance-blimps-20141226-story.html

Obama is using balloons.

Anonymous said...

"Obama is using balloons."

And predator drones.

Anonymous said...

8:09, if what you say is true, the U.S. is in violation of International Balloon Moratorium of 1918. Can you imagine what might happen if the wrong people got their hands of 99 Red Balloons and recklessly let them go?

Anonymous said...

I think Bill is admitting trickle down economics didn't work and Reagan was wrong.

Anonymous said...

Yīshēng said...
Oh yeah, FUCK YOU TO HELL AND BACK, YOU WHITE PEICE OF HONKEY SHIT!!

AND YOUR CRACKA ASS FAMILY TOO!!


Racist much? And it's piece. Not peice.

Hypocrisy Double standard! said...

"Racist much? And it's piece. Not peice."

Funny, you don't seem to have a problem when folks make racist comments about blah folks. Why is that? Hypocrite much?

Dick Gravy said...

Bill and Josh are young non-racist whites who come here looking for validation from blacks. They think if they just engage in rational discussions about politics, they can prove their non-racist status and convince blacks to work with white people.

Bill and Josh push conservative memes that they feel are legitimate, but their worldview is fully liberal, in that they subscribe to the notion of the Sin of Whiteness and seek the absolution that can only be granted by blacks.

But this absolution cannot be granted without abandoning the very core of blackness. Are you getting a lot of good faith interaction here? How many 'debates' with the likes of Yinsheng or PilotX does it take to figure this out?

As time goes by, they will realize no amount of reasoned discourse can convince blacks to cede the privileged position they have been granted, to face reality and to start being agents of construction instead of destruction. Why the hell would they? Blameless for their faults, eternally entitled to the white man's property, there is no need whatsoever to stop squeezing their marks until the day the whole farce implodes. And it will implode, once young whites like Bill and Josh finally get the message. Keep giving it to them, Field Negroes.

The Fixer said...

Anonymous Dick Gravy said...

some stoopid bullshit!

"As time goes by, they will realize no amount of reasoned discourse can convince blacks to cede the privileged position they have been granted, to face reality and to start being agents of construction instead of destruction"

More stoopid shit. Whites like Dickhead, Josh and Bill think they know everything and thus feel they need to go to blah sites and lecture us dumb negroes about how to act and what we need to do. As dumb as they are they still feel superior thus validating the presence of white supremacy. But they will continue to prattle on and on endlessly in their quest to feel superior.

There fixed it for ya.

Anonymous said...

I guess we can thank our lucky stars Josh hasn't started the whole Democratic plantation stuff yet. Thank god for small favors.

Anonymous said...

I TRYING TO SHOW HE WHERE OUR CLASS IS AT LMAO

Anonymous said...

ALL NEW CLASSMATE NEED TO LEARN THIER WAY SO WHERE HERE TO SHOW HIM. REAL RAPP!?! LMAO