Saturday, May 30, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.

For example:

Where is that little Mexican lady who I refused to hug?  I sure hope that she didn't fix this drink.  

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would some of you folks like to have this bloody Mary that is as big as me? Well, you can't have any...ha, ha, ha...lol...go drink some water. he,he, he he.

Anonymous said...

Here's to you PX, salute! Want some?

Anonymous said...

C'mom my negroes, you're invited to a G-O-Party, it's a lot better out here than on that plantation!

pooter said...

After four more of these I'll be ready to write.

Yisheng said...

"Maybe I should dump this on my head to color my black roots".

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Most black men would fuck this in a second. Whether she was willing, or not.

Manifest Destiny 1619-2019 said...

My sleeveless dress is poppin my cocktails done just right I miss you Jimmy Walker also known as "Kid Dy-no-mite!"

Anonymous said...

Intrepid foreign correspondent Ann Coulter reports in from the exotic land of Taco Cabana, where she is fearlessly investigating the dire threat to the security of hard-working elderly white American viewers posed by a giant bowl of strawberry-flavored "deficient Mexican culture."

Anonymous said...

This just in: Jimmy Walker's penis has fallen off after making contact with the Antichrist.

Anonymous said...

Hi Field, yeh, let's drink together. Want me to pay off your bills with Anon Inc? Stop by tonight and we'll talk about it Cosby style!

dinthebeast said...

Just like Slothrop from Gravity's Rainbow: "Say!"

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

I know what this looks like, guys, but this is no margarita. No siree, us 1,000-year-old Nazi vampires only drink the blood of newborn infants! (Frozen, with a salted rim, of course.)

Anonymous said...

Screw that mexican fat girl who was trying to racebait.

I'm so happy latinos are replacing blacks as the gibs me dats of the nation. The women are so much prettier and the men actually work.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter takes a well-deserved break after successfully destroying the GOP's prospects among Latino voters for another generation.

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz, no longer having any political purpose, were immediately fired by Republican HQ and replaced with Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris.

Manifest Density 1619-2019 said...

Ann Coulter shows she's no ordinary bimbo. Here she pulls a chair out, holds your drink and shows she can open a beer with her teeth.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter rocks:

http://www.unz.com/jderbyshire/ann-coulter-vs-jorge-ramos/

Bill said...


"If you're gonna sleep with a liberal, make sure you have a lot to drink."

Anonymous said...

"Ann Coulter rocks:

http://www.unz.com/jderbyshire/ann-coulter-vs-jorge-ramos/"


Haha, John Derbyshire, the guy fired by the racists who run the National Review for being too racist even for them. He's like the gold standard in hating black people.

Just for laughs, here's what the official Angriest White Man In America looks like (I'm not joking, this is his honest-to-God real photo):

http://bit.ly/1Gdh7X9

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

Wow, Bruce Jenner sure lost some weight.

The Purple Cow said...

Contrary to popular belief, the Common North American stick insect does not exist exclusively on a diet of flies, slugs and rain-water, as this picture shows, they are also partial to massively over-priced cocktails.

The Purple Cow said...

"All people with anorexia need treatment. In most cases, this involves seeing a doctor and having regular counseling sessions. A hospital stay is needed for those who are seriously underweight or who have severe medical problems. The goals of treatment are to restore a healthy weight and healthy eating habits.

If you have an eating disorder, try not to resist treatment. Although you may be very afraid of gaining weight, try to think of weight gain as a life-saving measure. With help, you can learn to eat well and keep your weight at a healthy level. Drinking massively over-priced cocktails has been shown to be a very ineffective treatment, as in the case of this poor woman pictured above.


(source:http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/eating-disorders/anorexia-nervosa/anorexia-nervosa-treatment-overview)

Anonymous said...

I am the worst waste of a perfectly good University of Michigan law school education EVER. Ha ha! But as Your President and Ruler Of The Free World I will abolish ALL Democrats or anyone who looks like one, or whoever did once look like one, and I will GUARANTEE the FREEDOM of all well off REPUBLICANS EVERYWHERE so that YOU, TOO can be JUST LIKE ME - WORTHLESS!!! And then YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL JUST LIKE ME !!! And better yet, for all you white blooded True Inheritors of George Washington's Genes, I will make KIM KARDASHIAN our VICE PRESIDENT !!!! Whoopee !!!

Anonymous said...

Are you really Bill Cosby? Really? What's in my drink?

Limpbaugh said...

I can hide my adam's apple behind this.

Manifest Density 1619-2019 said...


Skull and Crossbones retired. Warnings will now bear the image of Ann Coulter.

Bill said...


"If I get shit faced drunk, can I use one of those paid government “special services assistants” employees to drive home drunk politicians to drive me home?"

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article22661379.html

Manifest Density 1619-2019 said...


Ann Coulter to disrobe in new movie set to be released this Christmas. She'll play an evil icicle.

Anonymous said...

"I am the worst waste of a perfectly good University of Michigan law school education EVER."

This.

Manifest Density 1619-2019 said...


Drop the beat!

I'm filling myself, filling myself, I'm filling myself, filling my, filling myself

my book sales chart topping, my critics jaws dropping, my boozing non-stopping and

I'm filling myself, spilling myself, thrilling my, filling myself

Fools buy my Lit, I ain't gonna quit, getting' all I can get and I'm ...

h/t Ms. Minaj and Beyoncé

George Orwell said...

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Ann Coulter is Liberal America's worst nightmare.

Anonymous said...

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

I'm fairly confident this is the most inappropriate quotation of all time of the socialist George Orwell.

The only relationship Coulter has with the truth is in determining what is factual so she can say the exact opposite (with the maximum amount of bigotry and spite thrown in for some added pungency.)

Still, she's hardly liberals' worst nightmare. In the end, she helpfully highlights her party's true nature as a cesspool of hate-filled knuckle-draggers and morons. She fattens her bank account while effectively undermining the GOP's attempts to outrun its "party of stupid" label.

Anonymous said...

If Coulter didn't speak the truth, then the liberal media apparatus would not find it necessary to isolate and attack her.

If she were spouting some nonsense that showed conservative principals to be irrational and racist, she would be given plenty of air time on the major networks, logically discredited, and then ignored.

But they do not debate her points, rather they attack her character and motives (and appearance).

She speaks the truths that are not permitted to be spoken. The question you should be asking is why are some facts considered "hate" and why some opinions forbidden?

Ace Freely said...

Why is Field inviting ridicule of Ann Coulter today? Because Coulter's latest book, "Adios, America! The Left's Plan to Turn Our Country into a Third World Hellhole" is scheduled to be released tomorrow. In her Townhall column, Coulter mentions:

Teddy Kennedy's 1965 Immigration Act was expressly designed to change the demographics of our country to be poorer and more inclined to vote Democratic.

I'm curious to see how she proves intent ("expressly designed"). While there's no doubt that "poorer and more inclined to vote "Democratic" was indeed the result, I hope it doesn't turn out to be a bunch of "post hoc, ergo propter hoc"-ery.

With no welfare state to support them, about a third of pre-1965 Act immigrants returned to the places they came from. British and Jewish immigrants were the least likely to go home -- less than 10 percent did.

I've always thought that what we call an immigrant problem is mostly a welfare state problem. If illegal immigrants weren't showered with benefits (from the public treasury) immediately upon arrival in this country, maybe the problem would be more manageable. That is, you can have a welfare state or open borders, but not both. If the libs wanted a welfare state but closed the borders, or opened the borders but ended all federal welfare benefits, I could live with either scenario.

Although America is admitting more immigrants, they are coming from fewer countries than they did before 1970. On liberals' own terms, the country is becoming less "diverse," but a lot poorer and a lot more Latin.

In fact,

America has already taken in one-fourth of Mexico's entire population

My first reaction was this could not possibly be true. But Mexico's population in 2013 was 122 million. and Wikipedia notes that there are anywhere between 7 and 20 million illegals currently residing here, and many other estimates for total Central American immigrants exceed 40 million, so Coulter's claim sounds quite plausible.

In Denmark, actual Danes come in tenth in criminals' nationality, after Moroccans, Lebanese, Yugoslavians, Somalis, Iranians, Pakistanis, Turks, Iraqis and Vietnamese.

Immigrant crime is a problem that no one, and I mean absolutely no one, in pretty much the entire world, wants to talk about. Merely mentioning it brings an immediate accusation of racism.

Coulter complains about not being interviewed on major media outlets despite being a best-selling author, but if that's what she wants, she should rewrite her book along crudely Marxist lines, i.e. she needs to rail against "big business" and "big agriculture" and how the evil capitalists, whether Democrats or Republicans, always need an oppressed working class to feed off of, and how that has been the historic function of illegal immigrants all along. She'd have no trouble getting interviews, then.

Anonymous said...

She speaks the truths that are not permitted to be spoken. The question you should be asking is why are some facts considered "hate" and why some opinions forbidden?

12:58 PM
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This is a comment with power to truth. Coulter DOES speak the truth but not to help, but to destroy. As the saying goes, "You can use the truth to 'level' with people or you can use the truth to level people." Coulter does the latter. Still, it's the truth even though it is very ugly.

Unfortunately, in America, very few Americans are ready for the truth or even desire it for that matter. That's why our political system is based on lies, big lies, and damn lies. America is stuck in the trenches of lies and can't get out because no one knows the truth anymore.

But this is what being human is about....not being able to see the truth and if/when we see it, the human 'will' to follow it is unsustainable.

Let's face it. We are doomed to live by lies and to die by the truth.

M. Hamilton Stevens said...

I wish slavery was still here I love a big strong Black Buck!!!

Josh said...

I dodged another pie. Holla!

field negro said...

Limpbaugh@10:28, and Pilot@3:10. *still laughing*

Coulter has another book coming out? Who knew?

And for this we are cutting down trees? Lord help us. :)

Anonymous said...

field negro said...
Coulter has another book coming out? Who knew?

You mean you just run the topics they tell you to, without even bothering to find out why?

SMDH...

Anonymous said...

If she were spouting some nonsense that showed conservative principals to be irrational and racist, she would be given plenty of air time on the major networks, logically discredited, and then ignored.
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I think this has happened. She's ignored by all except the irrational and racists.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter is Liberal America's worst nightmare.
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Yes she is, if she popped into my head while sleeping I'd never sleep again. She's an ugly, skinny, blonde Freddy Kruger.

Pimp Daddy said...

I couldn't make a dime off a skinny ho like this.

PilotX:Freeing slaves from the Republican plantation since the 70's said...

"Here's to you PX, salute! Want some?"

Running away (sound of tires screeching)

focusedpurpose said...

not too interested in bagging on the nice white lady that tells 1/2 truths at best, in a hateful way.

if she wanted to, she could address, point blank, who is behind the mass immigration.

like a good goyim, she refrains. while keeping Blacks and Browns in her aim/scope.

so nope.

no talking circles for me...

the protocols of the learned elders of zion lay it out in plain talk.

hoax!

we know...

just a "hoax" that unfolds in Real time, world wide, for edomite nations. meanwhile in the invaded promised lands- folk aren't even trying to pretend they seek to make none feel a stranger.

rather than race baiting/hate mongering, on cue..

i'd rather go here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5NvEdnFN4

let's big up the Righteous Edomites that are awakening + getting it Right, despite all the hatred that comes their way for having the Courage to Stand + Speak!

;)

Blessings all!

lilacpr2000 said...

Ms.Coulter: Hey Field Negro looky here,red green and yellow,this ones for you! Hehehe!

Jakenheimer said...

focused purpose, thanks for your black Nazi retarded drivel, is that your low IQ kicking in? You are so classically black, complaining about racism while spewing your own.

here is caption:
"Who hasn't hugged a Mexican today? Only evil racists?"

focusedpurpose said...

@jakenheimer-

i don't have any racism to spew. notice i did not bag on the gentile that knows she is gentile.

when i speak what is clearly written in Torah regarding the other gentiles, that say they are Hebrew but are not...

only a liar from the synagogue of satan, as Messiah called it, would take offense.

now it takes SERIOUSLY low iq to pretend to be another nation despite what is CLEARLY written- then get mad when the Law Givers as written in Scriptures come through telling the Truth.

the germans sought to spew the ashkenazim who hail from the isles of gentiles, out of europe for their refusal to act like they were civilized in relation to their host nation.

the methods for dealing with the strife was decidedly edomite in nature.

ashkenzim banksters also used this opportunity to put down an independent germany while laying claim to the Promised Land under false pretenses.

now re-read my comment and try to catch up. you won't need to travel to Timbuktu for Knowledge, as your ancestors did, if you read slowly + out loud...

come now, babe of humanity, as it is written.

___________________

UNIVERSAL LAW:
KJV Genesis 10: 1-3,5

1 Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham and Yapheth/Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood.

2 The sons of Yapheth; Gomer and Magog…

3 And the sons of Gomer, Ashkenaz…

5 By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided into their lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.

KJV Genesis 9: 26-27

26 And he said, Blessed be the Sovereign of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

27 Yah shall enlarge Yapheth/Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem…

____________________

Yapheth now dwells in the tents of Shem, perpetrating a fraud/identity theft as it is clearly written.

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UNIVERSAL LAW

KJV Genesis 49:8-10

8 Yahudah, thou art whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father’s children shall bow down before thee.

9 Yahudah is a lion’s whelp: from the prey, my son, thou art gone up: stooped down, he couched as a lion, and as an old lion; who shall rouse him up?

10 The scepter shall not depart from Yahudah, nor a lawgiver from between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the gathering of the people be.

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THIS applies to the Real Yahudah/Judah NOT the imposters, who do NOT fit the prophecy of Deuteronomy 28 by any stretch of the imagination. nor do they believe in Messiah. the spirit of anti Messiah by definition.

i could go on but time does not permit and i am sure you can read...

i would suggest you brush up on Torah. it holds many many many clues about who is who. it is Real clear on who is Shem and the seed of Abram/Abraham + how folk will know them...

this is why the made up word semite means nothing to me. i am from the house of Shem. a Shemite. now THAT word is based on Scriptures. semite...not so much...

know this: you can repent, come to Yah in Spirit and in Truth and He will receive you.

when you get done with Torah the New Testament has much Good News, too.

Blessings to you!
for Real.






Anonymous said...

"Thank goodness I tucked!"