Saturday, July 25, 2015


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Anonymous said...

Lindsey, don't fuck with me. I'll give the entire nation your phone # if you do.

Anonymous said...

Graham: The irony is that Obama's policies have legitimized ISIS, who has unleashed horrors unimaginable even to the Taliban, among them the reintroduction of forcible rape of minors and slavery.

Trump: Slavery never really went away. Saudi Arabia reluctantly abolished it 1964. The suppression of slavery is not the natural result of the Zeitgeist, but the military programs of British imperialism. Since the imperial tide retreats, slavery returns. As for the “rape” of minors, minor girls are going to have sex, which is to say, be “raped” unless they are married off young or kept under tight control, pretty much locked up except when appropriately supervised, and progressives have never been worried about the statutory rape of minors, nor the actual rape of minors, nor the actual enslavement of minors for sexual purposes, provided that the right people get raped and the right people are doing the raping. The ever rising age of consent was always a pretense and a pretext. Provided that fathers lose control of their daughters and husbands do not gain control of those daughters, progressives are untroubled by pimps gaining control of those daughters.

Graham: Motherfuckers.

Queen Yisheng said...

Trump: "Your toupee or mine".

Anonymous said...

Graham: What is the anger about? Most visibly, but far from uniquely, race: the illegals, the Knock-Out game, and Washington’s protection of both. The racial hostility that pervades the country today is largely the doing of the talking heads and its perverse social policies. The rancor is unlike anything I have seen.

Trump: Curious. When I was a lad ages ago, I thought well of Brown vs. the School board. Southerners said that integration would never work and they were right, but what came before was just wrong. I thought so then, and I think so now. I favored the civil-rights acts. I reluctantly favored affirmative action - I was very young - thinking it meant a hand up instead of an entitlement. I wrote hopefully of the prospect of educating blacks.

Graham: But look what happened. We now see forced hiring of the incompetent as a right, endless accounts of blacks destroying shopping malls, burning cities, brutally attacking whites in gangs, and the giving to blacks of anything they want because they are black. You don’t like the Confederate flag, Jesse? Why then, it must go. Whatever you say, Jesse.

Trump: It wasn’t this way, but it is now. It is getting worse. But there is far more than race. We now are compelled to live in a national sexual-freak show. Day after day after day the media are full of trans-this and trans-that, of homosexual marriages, all thrust in our faces, a parade of prancing peculiarities demanding and demanding and demanding. People who dare not say so are sick of it.

Graham: Motherfuckers.

dinthebeast said...

Bill the Cat, I mean Trump: Don't act like you didn't do your part in creating me. How do you like me now?

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Graham: The Beltway Right is belatedly trying to stop you, but they set themselves up for this by trying to appeal to you when you were simply a celebrity. Al Cardenas, the racially conscious Latino who ran the American Conservative Union until 2014, may have driven Ann Coulter out of the respectable right and CPAC, but he continued to provide you a platform because of the resulting media attention and, one assumes, money. He’s regretting that now.

Trump: Back when people watched The Simpsons, a flashback episode featured a young Homer telling his father about his dream of one day becoming President. Grandpa Simpson responded, “This is the greatest country in the world! We’ve got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming President!”. That's me - Homer.

Graham: Yes, the current American system is deliberately and carefully constructed to prevent anyone with white racial or even national consciousness from even approaching the levers of power. You are so startling not because you are “right wing” (you're not), “racist” (no again), anti-Zionist (I joke), or even because you have interesting ideas. You are the only person who seems to regard the United States of America as a real country possessing a national interest that you would pursue. This alone separates you from every other Republican and Democrat in the field, with the possible exception of Jim Webb when he is drunk and alone.

Trump: Will I win? Probably not, and it’s even too early to speculate about me winning the nomination. Yet the odds against me aren’t significantly greater than those facing any other Republican. I would have a better chance of turning out the working class vote than Marco Rubio or the great Establishment hope, Jeb Bush, and his winning message of “Americans need to work longer hours.”

Graham: Motherfuckers.

ctrl+halt+del said...

Listen Lindsey, this is 2015. How do you expect anybody to take you seriously? Ditch the button down collar and have your people call my people and buy some Trump ties.

ctrl+halt+del said...

Listen Lindsey, no wonder you're so behind in the polls, you're running for President and you dress like the night clerk at one of my hotels.

Anonymous said...

Trump: Hey, Lindsey, sorry about giving out your cell number. I'll bet a huge number of my many racist supporters gave you a ring. Oops!! Haha, sometimes I just get a little impulsive with my campaigning. I don't always think things through ...

Trump: I guess I should also apologize for having recently called you a "lightweight." By that, I should explain that I didn't really believe you are stupid or not a serious political operator. I just meant you are a little light in the loafers. You know, because that fruity Southern twang of yours makes you sound like a huge queer.

Graham: No sweat, Donald. I only got 50 or so death threats from redneck morons (the FBI are on it) and had to change my number. Who knew a snobby New York billionaire like yourself would be so inspiring to hordes of ignorant hillbillies?

Graham: Anyway, in the spirit of friendship, I should let you know that I "accidentally" gave out your home address to the folks at La Raza. They are very excited to have the opportunity to throw you a great big fiesta!

Limpbaugh said...

This is your chance Loser. Drop out now and endorse me. I'll make you an under Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Queen Yisheng said...

Trump: What do you think of all those happy and successful people of color on Field Negro?

Graham: Yes, I heard about that and none of them are Republicans either. How did they do that?

Trump's toupee: Damn, it's stank under here!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yisheng, you are beautiful. I bet Kinky loves you and Bill wants to elope with you. Plus there are a few anons from Stormfront who would gladly give up their loyalty to the KKK to be with you.

How do you feel now?

Anonymous said...

Graham: Khamenei just tweeted a picture of Obama committing suicide.

Trump: Talk about spiking the football. Iran is gonna do whatever it wants and it knows Obama won't do shit about it.

Graham: He's their bitch.

Trump: As is Kerry.

Graham: Motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

Graham: I stand with the militarized police over the black undertow eight days out of seven every week.

Trump: I'm your one-stop source for clear, concise, inside-the-box thinking.

Graham: I would do anything for love, but I will not twerk.

Trump: Because you never want to be nude in a hotel that's losing money.

Graham: If you wear a jockstrap and tennis shoes in St. Louis, the blacks will leave you alone.

Trump: But none of my very best friends are black.

Graham: Those that only suffer microaggressions should only start microriots.

Trump: Everything fun is either racist or causes cancer.

Graham: Motherfuckers.

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

"Lindsey, my wife found your thong under the king sized bed on my 727 and your phone number in my jacket pocket."

"You're just going to have to denounce me on live TV Donald; make it hurt."

"OK, see you in Iowa Saturday"


KINKY CON said...

Trump:What's up girlfriend?

Graham:I was just reading the field negro blog and i noticed he called Colin Cowherd racist and gave him the hnotd award.

Trump:Well, Colin is a liberal and an Obama supporter. What's the old sayin'? Not all liberal Obama supporters are racist but all racists are liberal Obama supporters.

Graham:When are you going to see me again and give me some of the Donald?

Trump: Get off my jock and stop acting like a bitch, Lindsay.

Anonymous said...

You know you wrong for that. lol But because Lindsay Graham belongs to the gay-hating Repub party you get a pass from me.

Anonymous said...

Graham: There are two prerequisites to a posture of respectability nowadays: Outrage and Indifference. The cultural weltanshauung feeds on continual outrage on behalf of a growing variety of oppressed groups; as a consequence the respectable must now accept a growing variety of behaviors and practices, some of which define the new identity groups, some of which are incidental to groups defined by ethnicity, but many of which are bad, and you would be allowed to notice if their recognition did not impugn the Narrative.

Trump: Communicating one's blithe indifference to the problems of the bigoted, incapable and uptight is a means of projecting status. Only the weak, mentally and materially, worry about immigration, or black crime, or the definition of womanhood, or whatever is coming next. But conforming to current attitudes is also a way to maintain one's self image, a necessity of vanity.

Graham: Today's worldview provides one with the conceit of a very Western sort of duality: the independent strength of your indifference, redeemed by a tender concern for the victimized. It is, sadly, heroic.

Trump: The current political tyranny suppressing dissent demands indifference at a minimum: one can still be silent about dogma or the latest lynch mob, but he cannot question--and he must not mock. But indifference is also a personal necessity; there is simply too much about which one should rightly be outraged. Our ancestors before the communications revolutions were shielded from the sufferings of people on other continents, and likely had enough of their own; we, with few sufferings our ancestors would recognize, gaze out upon the present miseries of all humanity, benumbed.

Graham: It's important to note ultimately what's being suppressed are effects of theory-driven policy. Theory arising from and policy driven by nurtured outrage. Outrage and Indifference are the yin and yang of "social justice".

Trump: So when the man who aspires to respectability and acceptance today is not feigning Indifference he's professing Outrage.

Graham: Motherfuckers.

Bill said...

Good thing there is a dumbocrat double standard.

Imagine the difference in media reaction if someone did the same with a pinata of Obama.

David Feldstein said...

One of my (black) friends had a link to this blog on this site. This is the first time I've heard of Field Negro, and I have to say, after looking through the comments, damn...If people like PilotX, Yisheng, and Purple Cow are the best you've got, then you people are truly fucked. I feel bad for you people (but not TOO bad).

Bill said...

Gotta love how the media protects failing dumbocrat policies.

Man Arrested in Connection With Mysterious Hollywood Murder

Hollywood Shotgun Murder Suspect In Dispute With Victim Over 'A Few Hundred Dollars'

Woman Shot, Killed in Hollywood Had Business Dispute With Suspect: LAPD

LAPD: Arrest Made In Deadly Hollywood Shooting Possibly Motivated By Money Dispute

Would it be important to the story of someone that shot a woman in the back of her head that he worked with the LAPD advisory board?

17 October 2013 LAPD Wilshire Area C-PAB Minutes respectfully submitted by: Ezeoma Obioha (LAPD Wilshire Area Community-Police Advisory Board Secretary)

When it hurts dumbocrats, the media will do it's best to cover it up.

Queen Yisheng said...

@12:20 you're not fooling anyone, you're the same pathetic assnon that's been posting here for years.

So take your fake ass "Black friend" and stuff it up your ass, cephalic end first!

Anonymous said...

"If people like PilotX, Yisheng, and Purple Cow are the best you've got, then you people are truly fucked"

Of course they aren't. Each is pathetic in his or her own way, but there are some posters here who are thoughtful and informed.

Anonymous said...

Queen Yisheng said...
"So take your fake ass "Black friend" and stuff it up your ass, cephalic end first!"

Reading the above, David Feldstein has a point.

And get this - she considers herself a representative of "educated, successful blacks".

If I were an educated, successful black person, I'd be mortified. It's people like "Queen Yisheng" who make others want to avoid interactions with black people. What a shame.

The Purple Cow said...

One-Trick-Pony-Bill still hasn't found a life I see.

Or that elusive second braincell.

Anonymous said...

This guy should talk.

The Purple Cow said...

Anonymous's do a lot of talking, seeing as you mention it.

The Purple Cow said...

TRUMP is saying:

“I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon, woo
Let's get it on, ah baby
Ah, baby, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on, woo hoo
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we've got to be here
Let's live
I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Loving you, baby no no
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby woo ooo
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be woo ooo
I'm asking you baby to get it on with me, ooo ooo ooo
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push, I won't push you baby
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, heyah
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
C'mon, baby, hey hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, ooo
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on, he hehe hehe
Please, get it on, ahhey
I know, you know, what I've been dreaming of
Don't you baby
(My body wants you) My whole body filling with love, oh happy
I ain't gonna worry, no I ain't gonna push
I won't push you baby, wooo
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Oh, gonna get it on
Threaten' you, baby
I wanna get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves ya
Let me groove ya good
Let your love come down
Oh, get it on
C'mon, baby
Do you know the meaning?
I've been sanctified, ahhey
Girl, you give me good feeling, so good girl
Something like sanctified
Oh do right baby
Nothing wrong with love, if you want the loving
Just let yourself go
Ah baby
Let's get it on”

Graham is saying…

"I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

You're the one who makes me coming running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin',
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ohh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself"

Anonymous said...

"Imagine the difference in media reaction if someone did the same with a pinata of Obama."

Still you don't seem to understand the concept of hypocrisy, Bill.

It's hardly a double standard to have people trashing you when you have done something to deserve to have a pinata made of you. Running for office on a overt pro-bigotry platform tends to make people quite angry.

Anonymous said...

"Gotta love how the media protects failing dumbocrat policies."

Would that be why the crime rate is far worse, on average, in the red states than the blue ones?

"When it hurts dumbocrats, the media will do it's best to cover it up."

Yes, they've hidden them so well that you have easily managed to find links to all of these crime stories in major media. Such a very effective cover-up.

Do you have any idea of how dumb you appear to other people, Bill?

Anonymous said...

Obama deserves to be tarred & feathered and run out of town on a rail. At minimum.

President Hussein said...

Why did it take the White over a week to lower the flag to half staff in recognition of the five military personnel killed by Mohammad Youssuf Abdulazeez?

Because, Baraq Obama looks at the Chattanooga shooting and feels a more personal connection to the shooter than the victims.

Jose Rodriguez said...

Yisheng = bottom bitch

Dindu Nuffin said...

An autopsy has proven that Sandra Bland committed suicide in the jail cell. And records prove that every law enforcement or peace officer or jail guard that dealt with her is either black or Hispanic.

So, is the riot still on?

Queen Yisheng said...

Ho'-Ze Rod-in-ass = last resort toothpick.

Limpbaugh said...

Hey Lindsey, your voicemail is full.

Anonymous said...

Mr Black Field, you can make fun of Trump if you want to, but Trump is still the leading Republican candidate. And that's AFTER what he said about McCain!

You see, people really want a change in politics. They are hungry for someone to DO something for America. Trump IS THAT MAN.

Anonymous said...

"You see, people really want a change in politics. They are hungry for someone to DO something for America. Trump IS THAT MAN."

Don't you mean "do something TO America"?

Donald Trump never does anything FOR anyone besides himself. said...

Hey Listen Don I need a loan

Bill is an F'n Idiot said...

Do you have any idea of how dumb you appear to other people, Bill?
Bill is too dumb to realize pretty much anything.