Saturday, September 05, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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47 comments:

Limpbaugh said...

And how are you going to stop racism? You're back too.

Improbable Joe said...

So many nose hairs!

Bill said...


Example: You said I would save $2,500.

Anonymous said...

"Wow, the President really is a nigger!"

Anonymous said...

Wow! Now I know anything is possible....Hello, Mr President.

Anonymous said...

Obama: As the front man for the oligarchy, I can do whatever I want and no one will call me on it. Pattern recognition has become so abhorrent to the masses that they are condemned to continue facilitating their own dispossession and the destruction of their culture ad infinitum.

Little Dude: The big question is whether Americans can still learn from reality.

Obama: The media filters reality.

Little Dude: So the question becomes can the oligarchs maintain discipline within the media itself – as only the very top tier will be immune from the civilizational collapse they are creating.

Obama: Bet on it.

Anonymous said...

Obama: Yes, one day, maybe you too can grow up to be the president, if you stay in school, study hard, and never listen to Chief Keef or 2 Chainz.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Trump beats Hillary AND Bernie Sanders AND Gore in debates. Some of you Negroes need to pay attention. As a Bm I urge my peeps to consider Trump for President. He will do so many good things for us it'll make your head spin.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/poll-trump-beats-hillary-head-to-head/ar-AAdXQUs

Anonymous said...

As a bm I am pleased to know that Kanye West loves Donald Trump...I am not alone.

Brother Field, how do you FN Negroes feel about Kanye now? I keep trying to tell you folks that Trump is our best shot for 2016...Listen to me.

dinthebeast said...

I think it was a different little kid, but this one actually happened:

Little kid: How come everybody hates you?

Obama: That's what I'm talking about...


-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/donald-trump-kanye-west-loves-me-1518458

Yīshēng said...

President Obama: So young man, you want to be President one day too?

Little Boy: Yes sir, and when I become President I promise to tell ALL whooteemoos to kiss my Black ass!!

President Obama: I don't approve of your language young man, but be sure to tell them to kiss my Black ass too!!!

Anonymous said...

Below is the best article ever written in the American Thinker, which every American should read. Abortion is a terrible nasty business on the level of the worst kind of evil.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/07/the_banality_of_evil.html

Anonymous said...

Little Dude: My Momma says Donald Trump is going to come and take all the magic away from us negroes.

Obama: Trump is a populist eruption of the kind we see in times of social stress, like George Wallace or Ross Perot. Nothing will come of it, but it is a sign things are not going well, and there is some risk of losing control.

Little Dude: So should I be afraid?

Obama: Only if you think the American voter isn't pathologically ignorant.

Little Dude: I don't know. Things seem different this time.

Obama: Whatever.

Anonymous said...

I am disliking Planned Parenthood and the far left more and more.


"Abortionism is also genocidal. Black and Hispanic women in America are much more likely to have abortions than white women. The racism of abortion is matched by the gender bias of abortions around the world. So unborn baby girls are much more likely in nations like India and China to be killed in the womb than baby boys in those countries. In some lands, newborn girls are simply shunted aside after birth to die of neglect.

The Nazis justified this selective murder by defining those they killed as “life unworthy of life.” It is not surprising, then, that the attitude of Abortionism toward inferior classes of humanity looked so much like the racial theories of Nazism.

There is an awful reek, a malignant and persistent stench to Abortionism that smells so much like all its sibling totalitarianisms. Abortionism looks at life as a dirty joke. It manipulates and tricks the gullible without the slightest hint of remorse. It divides humanity into classes, defining some humans as meriting protection, and consigns other humans as debris, consigned to the same status as cattle or other livestock, having value only as body parts.

The banality of evil – that sums up the revolting nature of Abortionism."



Professor Chaos said...

Little Dude: My Momma says Donald Trump is going to come and take all the magic away from us negroes.

Obama: Oh, don't worry about that, Jamal. Donald Trump isn't a real person. He's more a ridiculous character, like in your video games. You know how what happens in those video games isn't real?

Little Dude: Yes.

Obama: Well, see, there are some silly people that are playing another wacky game with Mr. Trump in it. The game is called Please Make All The Brown People Go Away.

Little Dude: That doesn't sound very nice. I'm a brown person. Does this mean I will have to go away?

Obama: No, no, of course not. Because it's just a game! The weird part, though, is that those people playing the game are convinced it's real. But when they find out it's all just a comforting fantasy, and this Donald Trump character can't make any of their dreams come true in real life, they will be very, very angry. And everyone else will laugh at their foolish anger when that happens.

Little Dude: Then what?

Obama: Then they will all shoot their guns in the air and stomp around and threaten to move away to another country where everyone shares their opinions. But no such country actually exists, so this will turn out to be just more pointless make-believe from them. And again, everyone else will laugh at how foolish they are. And eventually, they will be forced to return to their usual pastimes of visiting Wal-Mart, watching NASCAR, and having sex with their sisters.

Little Dude: Those people sound silly.

Obama: Haha, yes, I agree, they are very silly. Although I usually use a much more grown-up word than "silly" to describe them.

Anonymous said...

Obama: Wow that Kim Davis is a piece of work, am I right?

Little Dude: She is, of course, a nearly textbook demon for the ululating left. A drab, physically unattractive, middle-aged white woman who has–like every vacuous starlet they adore–been married multiple times. The best part is that she is also a Southerner and Christian, thus absolving detractors of all burdens related to decorum.

Obama: She's a Wal-Mart shopping, NASCAR watching inbred hillbilly redneck!

Little Dude: Always inbred. Wait, is that white cracker, inbred, teabilly a RACIST?! Given the weight of such cognitive dissonance, it is a mercy that the doublethink is lost on them.

Obama: This inbred white cracker teabilly racist works for the commonwealth of Kentucky and is abiding by its marriage law. If her constituents find the discharge of her duties unacceptable, they may vote her out in the next election. If state representatives deem the situation severe enough they may impeach her in the legislature. Though in this instance one of my federal judges has bypassed both and thrown her in jail!

Little Dude: And if the people of Kentucky find the actions of this unelected, lifetime appointed federal judge to be unacceptable, their options are…nothing. Sweet fuck all. Pound wet sand. In fact, if every single citizen of that state unanimously demanded enforcement of mankind’s ancient marital arrangement, it would make not a whit of difference. The people of Kentucky haven’t one word to say on the marital laws of their own state.

Obama: Isn't democracy great?

Little Dude: Well, the 10th amendment of our Constitutional republic says: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States, respectively, or to the people." That is to say, if the topic in question does not explicitly appear in the enumerated powers, then the Supreme Court and its constellation of federal courts have no jurisdiction.

Obama: Words on a scrap of paper will never actually sway the exercise of power. Whoever has more troops and tanks is always the party on firmest constitutional ground. It's good to be king.

Little Dude: It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel.

Obama: Whatever.

PilotX said...

So wait, you have a limo, helicopter and an airplane and white maids and butlers? Even Lil' Wayne doesn't have all of that.

lilacpr2000 said...

Loving all of these brilliant dialogues.

field negro said...

Anon@10:20 is leading so far, but some good ones.

Pilot@4:33 a close second.

Anonymous said...

Personally, anon10:38 has the most substance, but I forget this is FN---EMPTY.

Anonymous said...

"Down the hall.. on the left".

Yīshēng said...

@12:38, it's COMPLETE bullshit that Black/Hispanic women are more likely to have abortions just like its COMPLETE bullshit that Blacks and Hispanics are more likely to drink alcohol. I just LOVE how you NON STEM educated folks like to manipulate statistics to suit your own ill intended agendas.

Let's get clear, WHITE college bound/educated women are FAR more likely to have HAD an abortion than ANY other group of women!!! They just bribe their physicians into coding the procedure as "treatment for menstrual irregularities" instead of what it really is, an abortion.

Put another way, you can NOT have a "baby daddy" crisis in low income, minority households while also running to the abortion clinic every two seconds.

Dummy!!

ctrl+halt+del said...


"I know what your history book said but look, Columbus didn't really discover America, Washington didn't chop down the cherry tree and yes we call Thomas Jefferson one of the founding fathers but be was also Sally Heming's "baby daddy."

Anonymous said...

Yīshēng said...
@12:38, it's COMPLETE bullshit that Black/Hispanic women are more likely to have abortions
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Not that your theory isn't possible, but this is counter to every published data set on this issue.

Are you saying the government and the medical establishment are lying to us? To what end?

ctrl+facts+truth said...

"I know what your history book said but look, Columbus didn't really discover America, Washington didn't chop down the cherry tree and yes we call Thomas Jefferson one of the founding fathers but be was also Sally Heming's "baby daddy."

And MLK didn't write the dissertation for his doctoral degree, which he plagiarized nor his famous "I have a dream" speech, which he stole from a sermon by Archibald Carey. And yes, he was a family man but he also had a thing for slapping around white prostitutes.

PilotX said...

And yet Dr. King has a statue and national holiday. How about them Alpha men.

Bill said...


The 38th paragraph.

Correction: September 3, 2015
Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated Kim Davis’s political affiliation. She is a Democrat, not a Republican.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/04/us/kim-davis-same-sex-marriage.html?_r=1

How hard is it to figure out the political party of elected officials?

Too hard for the NY Times when the facts don;t fit the agenda.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Ctroll+distort+truth+facts@12:08

The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did not live in the White house.

Caption:

"That door? We call that the "Bill and Monica Room."

ctrl+halt+del said...


No! That mean old _ (b/w)itch lied. Santa Claus is black.

PilotX said...

Barack foolishly enters a staring contest against the 3 time PS 128 champ.

Anonymous said...

"How hard is it to figure out the political party of elected officials?

Too hard for the NY Times when the facts don;t fit the agenda."


You're really that hung up on this error, Bill? (What am I asking? Of course you are, with your obsession with proving conservatives are somehow always being mistreated, the poor babies.)

Really, though. With her ideological views, Kim Davis has absolutely no business being in the Democratic Party. Why wouldn't people assume she is a Republican?

If some minor politician were going around demanding the top marginal income tax rate be hiked to 75%, the 2nd Amendment be repealed, and the federal government create a Department of Peace, how many people would immediately assume that politician must be a Democrat?

Answer: everybody.

The NY Times shouldn't be making assumptions on matters of fact, but the assumption they did make in this case was a perfectly reasonable one.

Yīshēng said...

Awwww PX @2:06PM, that was a cute one!!

The Rise and Fall of BRA said...

PilotX said...
And yet Dr. King has a statue and national holiday. How about them Alpha men.
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A degenerate nation honors debased heroes.

Ohmigosh said...

The days for your hateful snide remarks on this highly intelligent man are almost over. Enjoy your ugly papa rich bat shit crazies Jeb or Donald. Hold tight, "The Great Whites" are coming!!! Not too long to go.

Ohmigosh said...

I forgot Little Penguin Mama of the Pantsuit Brigade. Not cool when thighs and cak=kves are the same size. Makes it hard to wear a dress, and especially when you're 4'4". Little flippers flappin'/head just a noddin'. She's a waddling along side with the Papa Rich. Forgot to give her her props. The Email Queen!!

Ohmigosh said...

calves

Anonymous said...

So THAT is what a black father looks like.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^
Winner

field negro said...

So THAT is what a GOOD father (black or white) looks like.
Oh, and not to mention a good husband.

But racists still hate him. Know why? Because be is the HNIC. :)

George Soros said...

The HNIC works for Jews.

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