Saturday, September 19, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Remember to get eggs for later. Now beat it before they see us together.

*Pic from vibe.com

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Master and slave posing for FN photo.

Anonymous said...

Wm draped in Confederate flag. Negro guarding, protecting wm.

ctrl+halt+del said...


"Trump wins 2020 re-election"

dinthebeast said...

"There's one now. If I sneak up behind it, maybe I can catch it."

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

With the help of the unconscious Republican Negro, the South will rise again.

Anonymous said...

The Confederate front line.

Anonymous said...

The KKK and the Black Panthers join forces...a very historic moment in America. Now there is hope for everyone!

Anonymous said...

Skeezy White Guy: When I was a kid, it was considered socially obscene to talk explicitly about sex, to endorse communism, to consider black people our equals, to say anything bad about Jesus, or to think that homosexuality was anything other than a sickness.

Shady Black Guy: Hoo-doggie, have things changed. These days, sluts, commies, blacks, Christ-bashers, and gayrods are venerated as sacred and untouchable icons of the new order. Prudes, capitalists, whites, and heterosexual “breeders” have taken their place as acceptable targets of public derision.

Skeezy White Guy: Nowadays the PC witch hunts are so persistent it’s almost insulting to refer to them as Two Minutes Hate. It’s Nonstop Hate.

Shady Black Guy: Motherfuckers be hatin' in their sleep.

Anonymous said...

Shady Black Guy: Liberalism, as both an ideology and movement, doesn’t allow for measured responses or expressions of courtesy. It is instead a perpetual plunge into the abyss of logical conclusions.

Skeezy White Guy: The easiest illustration is in the long–and mutually unpleasant–relationship between whites and blacks. A man of not far past vintage could reasonably have wanted blacks treated with dignity while simultaneously wishing for America to retain its European culture and demographics. He would have certainly considered himself open-minded and liberal for his altruism. Today he would be considered a neo-nazi.

Shady Black Guy: That is because liberalism denudes the mind of its necessary capacity for making judgments along a gradient. If we say 1, we are not required to say 100. If we swim a pool, there is no compulsion to swim the ocean. If we shake hands, we are not obliged to anal sex. Adults understand this implicitly. Liberals and children do not.

Skeezy White Guy: And so because it was accepted that blacks should not be chattel, the liberal mind commenced its relentless pursuit of logical conclusion. Thus they should not be segregated…denied…angered…offended…resisted. Whites taking a similarly linear trajectory. No slavery. No oppression. No segregation. No hegemony. No heritage. No pride. No will. The logical conclusion was not to end racial domination, but to exchange roles.

Shady Black Guy: The phenomenon is equally apparent in the ascension of homo-sexin' from an act that was recently furtive to one now fantastic! A rational mind is not obligated to reach gay marriage because it reaches empathy for gays as human beings. But rational minds are not typically nominated for Supreme Court vacancies.

Skeezy White Guy: No, those are for motherfucking megalomaniacs.

Anonymous said...

White guy: If we kneel down maybe they won't see us.

Black guy: Don't worry, they probably won't see you, red flag and all, cause they're looking straight at me.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the sleazy MSM Progressives are trying to twist Trump's words into a lie about Muslims based on a nut in NH. It's sick. That's why we ALL need to be healed by draping ourselves in the Confederate flag before it's too late.

Anonymous said...

"That's why we ALL need to be healed by draping ourselves in the Confederate flag before it's too late."

Knock yourself out! The South lost. Why on earth would I drape myself with the flag of a loser?

Anonymous said...

"The logical conclusion was not to end racial domination, but to exchange roles."

Give me a break! Role reversal won't happen as long as we're stuck with the color we have.

PilotX said...

Look, it's Klanman and Coonboy!

Anonymous said...

Knock yourself out! The South lost. Why on earth would I drape myself with the flag of a loser?


12:50 AM
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That flag continued to fly for centuries, well after the Civil War. It is a symbol of power and domination over a race, which White and Black America has acknowledged.

So, what has been lost? Certainly not Whites.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

LOL, Pilot: So how about the "Adventures of Klanman & Coonboy..."

Anonymous said...

Once every decade these cousins get together.

Anonymous said...

Black Guy: Lemme hold FII dollah.

Go ahead admit it, you know that's the first thing Blacks say to White people ,gib me dat.....

lilacpr2000 said...

Anonymous said...

Shady Black Guy: If we shake hands, we are not obliged to anal sex.

11:39 PM
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Skeezy White Guy: We're not???? That's not what I was told!!!

After shaking hands and squatting here under this hot sun with this friggin flag draped over me, we're not gonna have anal sex!!!! Sheeeet!!

lilacpr2000 said...

Shady Black Guy: This Super Skeezy White guy thinks he's gonna have some hot sex with me, but look at my face, he's got another thing coming! and it ain't pretty, or hot!

Skeezy White Guy: I can't wait for this parade to be over to drape my man here in this flag and eat him up!!! Oh Yeah!!! Gimme them Biagras!











lilacpr2000 said...

Shady Black Guy: I don't thiiink sooooo!

lilacpr2000 said...

Faith_and_Fairness said...

LOL, Pilot: So how about the "Adventures of Klanman & Coonboy..."

6:59 AM
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Skeezy White Guy(ripping off the flag): Yaaaass! I want me some 'adventures' with Shady here!!!

Ohmigosh said...

Massa,is we sick??

Ohmigosh said...

Massa,is we sick??

Anonymous said...

Black dude: Why are you kneeling?

White dude: I'm praying.

Black dude: Praying for what?

White dude: For the Lord to transport me back to the 19th century, where I belong.

Black dude: Good luck with that.

lilacpr2000 said...

Shady Black Guy: Massa is we hot?

Skeezy White Guy: (ripping off the flag) YAAAsss! that's what I was waiting to hear!!!!!!

Bill said...


"It's on. Poor people of all faiths and colors are standing up to the ruling class."



field negro said...

Doug in Oakland @10:38 is the leader so far.

field negro said...
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anotherbozo said...

Award winners, best two-person symbol of America pose for the press.

PilotX said...

With many sequals F&F. Ha!

PilotX said...

Nah anon 0650, more than likely whites who support/fly the confederate flag are pretty much ignorant losers who have no jobs or teeth. That's pretty much the definition of a loser if you ask me.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Wowsa, Lila!! Think you have outdone yourself elevating the naughtiness factor to new heights ~ LOL :-)

Anonymous said...

"So, what has been lost? Certainly not Whites."

No, just your Souls.

Will Smith said...

Don't you fret none boy. Dey done made slavery illegal but you can stil stay on de Plantation. We just calls it gubmint housing,and Welfare now.

lilacpr2000 said...

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Wowsa, Lila!! Think you have outdone yourself elevating the naughtiness factor to new heights ~ LOL :-)

1:27 PM
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Yeah...well...just couldn't come up with anything else non-naughty :)

Anonymous said...

Blogger field negro said...
Doug in Oakland @10:38 is the leader so far.

11:37 AM
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This game is rigged because I know I won. Field always award a progressive liberal as the winner. anybody can see that is messed up.

Doug lives in a country town called Oakland. The state of CA ranks neck and neck with Mississippi for last place.

And Field awards the prize to someone from Oakland? GTFOH.

I am going to quit playing this bullshit liberal game.

lilacpr2000 said...

Anonymous said...
This game is rigged

I am going to quit playing this bullshit liberal game.

9:08 PM
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Okay, yes, *shh, don't tell* but I'll admit I think it's rigged too!

BUT, when you win, it won't matter, you won't care if it's rigged or not because you WON! xD and let's face it, I don't care what you say, winning is really all that matters m'kay?!

So since I'm so good,such a great person and all, just give me a clue as to which Anon u are and I'll laugh and/or wow, and applaud your caption next Saturday, 'kay?

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lilacpr2000 said...

just give me a clue as to which Anon u are and I'll laugh and/or wow, and applaud your caption next Saturday, 'kay?

11:49 AM
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It's almost Saturday, don't forget! ;)