Bernie is pushing that poor woman so far left that she is going to claim to have a secret black lover before this is all over. But it's all good. Hot sauce or no hot sauce, us black folks have seen enough of Hillary and her husband to know exactly what we are going to get with them.
Not to be outdone, Bernie was giving some serious dap to some young buck in South Carolina. Nice. It's no wonder the young black folks have so much love for Bernie. They don't sense that he is a phony. Plus, I am sure that his message of making college free for all doesn't hurt. No more student loans! Yeah!
Call it pandering if you will, but at least the democratic candidates are trying to reach out to us and hear our concerns for the future of the country.
Contrast that to the guy leading the field on the republican side and you kind of get the picture. I mean they are selling confederate themed shirts at his rallies for crying out loud! (h/t Shaun King)
Donald Trump has 99 problems, and race is definitely one of them.
And don't even get me started on Ted Cruz. When he made his infamous New York values comments I think we all knew exactly what (or who) he was talking about: Their values aren't like our values. They actually embrace diversity and shit. They welcome foreigners and different people to their city.
I just wish that the republicans were coming to my city and not Cleveland this summer for their convention. We would roll out the red carpet for them and show them some brotherly love. We can do it. Did you see how nice we were to the Pope?
Anyway, we are going to have the democrats.
Sadly, though, I suspect that their convention is going to be a lot more boring.
Unless, of course. Hillary all of a sudden loses her love for hot sauce.