What's with Jeb Bush trying to use "subliminal persuasion" to get us black folks to vote for him?
"In what could be described as a “reverse Dolezal,” a leaflet sent out by pro-Jeb Bush Super PAC Right to Rise accidentally changed the racial identity of Bush’s left hand.
See if you can spot the problem:"
OK, so the yellow square around the hand is a dead give away. But what if it wasn't there? What if someone with a sharp eye didn't catch it? Negroes would be voting for Jeb in droves and not know why.
Look, I get the whole ebony and ivory thing, but somehow it doesn't work when it's on the same person.
Of course, as you would have guessed, the left hand is the black one.
To be fair, Jeb's peeps have fessed up.
Mysterious hand revealed. Meant to use Valencia. Fail. Not deleting it from our servers.