Sunday, August 02, 2015

The city of robotly love. Not!

Hitchhiking Robot I am sorry to hear about the Canadian robot who met an unfortunate end while here in the "city of brotherly love"(That's him in an AP file photo. He is looking much worse these days)

Here in Philly we can be tough like that.  I wonder if Meek Mill's peeps had something to do with that. The Philly rapper and his crew have no love for anything from Canada these days. 

I am not sure what those Canadians were thinking when they tried to get little hitchBOT to hitchhike across America all by its lonesome.  Newsflash: America is not Canada . (hitchBot made it all the way across Canada in 26 days. Nice folks those Canadians.) And Philly is certainly not like the rest of America. Heck even the white folks here are hardcore.

True story: A white bum approached me once in Center City and asked me for some money. I told him that I only had some change and he stared me down for a few seconds before telling me to go f*** myself.  All I could do was laugh. Everybody in this town thinks that they are Rocky or some shit.  Heck we booed Santa Claus for crying out loud. And if that wasn't enough we pelted his big St. Nick behind with snowballs  just for good measure. So why did these clueless Canadians think that a robot could just hitchhike through our town unscathed?

 "The robot bounced around the Boston area and was briefly taken to sea. One day, it took in a Red Sox game, checking off one of the items on the bucket list created for it. But hitchBOT never made it off the East Coast.

The creators were sent an image of the vandalized robot Saturday but couldn't track its location because the battery is dead. They said they don't know who destroyed it or why.
 
The robot was designed to be a talking travel companion and could toss out factoids and carry limited conversation. A GPS in the robot tracked its location, and a camera randomly snapped photos about every 20 minutes to document its travels."
 
How sweet.
 
I would imagine poor hitchBot's last conversation went something like this:
 
Hi, I am hitchBOT.
 
You're what? Hitchbutt?
 
I am a travel companion and I am pleased to meet you.
 
Yo, you're not real, son.
 
What's in this  jawn anway? Any money in this bitch?
 
Hi, I am hitchBO..... *smash*
 
Shut the fuck up! You're not real! Now hitchBot that shit.
 
Thankfully, the Pope will be here soon.  That's really a good thing,  because these mean spirited Philadelphians could really use some prayers. 
 
Francis seems like a cool dude. He will pray for us all.   
 
I just hope that we show him more love that we did our little non-human friend from Canada.
 
hitchBOT @hitchBOT
"My trip must come to an end for now, but my love for humans will never fade. Thanks friends: "
 
 
hitchBOT, if I see the pope I will ask him to pray for you, too.
 
 
     



41 comments:

Duke Leto Atredies said...

How come that gay guy in Revenge of the Nerds had that weird javelin that flopped around?

AG said...

""Francis seems like a cool dude. He will pray for us all."

The reason you like this pope is because he doesn't believe in God.

Anonymous said...

AG, you mf! how dare you talk about the pope like that. This damn blog and its owner will rot in hell. It is full of sin, direspect and unappreciation. GFY.

AG, Satan is rolling out the hot red carpet for your sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

"Thankfully, the Pope will be here soon. That's really a good thing, because these mean spirited Philadelphians could really use some prayers."

No prayers, no pope...not even Jesus Christ himself could save Philadelphia and its hating sinful people.

field negro said...

"No prayers, no pope...not even Jesus Christ himself could save Philadelphia and its hating sinful people."

Now see, that is not Christlike. wwjd?

Rocky said...

I hope some Philadelphian punches the pope, and Francis get all mad and calls him a motherfucker in Spanish, and it gets caught on video. Then Francis gets it together and says something about turning the other cheek, and the guy punches him again, this time knocking him out cold. That would be cool.

Rocky said...

I fucking love Philadelphia.

Rocky said...

And the cream cheese.

Anonymous said...

Rocky is your typical satanic Philadelphian destined for hell. There is no goodness in that city. It's people are totally owned and possessed by Satan himself.

To degrade St Francis and the Pope is a sure reason for the Pope to bypass Philly. There are many other cities worthwhile saving. Philly is not one of them.

There is no Love in that town...never has been. Too many Italians like Rizzo live there.

Anonymous said...

So blacks are violent?

Anonymous Asshole said...

Bye

Anonymous said...

Philadelphia used to be a nice white city.

Now it's a jungle where even robots aren't safe.

Anonymous said...

Who do black people only listen to rap?

The Purple Cow said...

Why can't you Septics spell properly?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Philadelphia used to be a nice white city.

Now it's a jungle where even robots aren't safe.


2:26 AM
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ROFL. Brother Field, this is funny comment. Some of it is true, too. That poor robot was totally out of its element in Philly. That's a damn shame the robot never got off the east coast. It should have never stopped in Philly. Hell, it would have been better off in Baltimore.

field negro said...

The robot isn't even white. And Philly is nicer now than when it was a "majority white city".

Do u remember what this place was like in the sixties and seventies? I wasn't here but I hear it was not pretty.

anotherbozo said...

Hey, now this is a funny blog, Field.

An unexpected reward for coming here as part of my civic duty to be well-informed. But surprise! The only victim this time is electronic.

I liked the panhandler who asked for money, then accused me of LYING when I said I didn't have change. NYC, where bums claim moral superiority.

Kinky_Con said...

field negro said...

The robot isn't even white. And Philly is nicer now than when it was a "majority white city".

Do u remember what this place was like in the sixties and seventies? I wasn't here but I hear it was not pretty.




Philly was a lot safer when it was majority white. Then again, most cities that were/are majority white are safer than majority black cities....

Kinky_Con said...

Well, at least the robot wasn't shot or killed by guns given to criminals by the Obama Administration.



Assailant in Garland, Texas, attack bought gun in 2010 under Fast and Furious operation

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-garland-gun-20150801-story.html#page=1



The Purple Cow said...

"Well, at least the robot wasn't shot or killed by guns given to criminals by the Obama Administration."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you the stupidest singe sentence in the entire history of the Internet, as provided by the ever-reliable purveyor of idiocy, kinky.com.

Do yourself a favour, and sit back for a moment and savour the sheer imbecility of Kinky's latest work. It truly is a marvel to behold.

The Purple Cow said...

I'm saving that one for my scrapbook.

Brian Terry said...

"Well, at least the robot wasn't shot or killed by guns given to criminals by the Obama Administration."

I thought it was a nice segue into the topic of the continued carnage wrought by Obama's idiotic "Fast and Furious" scheme where he directed the ATF to allow the sale of thousands of weapons to Mexican drug cartels, some of which have been used to kill American citizens, not to mention probably hundreds of Mexican victims.

The media will talk about this stupid 'robot', but not Obama's mistakes.

A reference is not "imbecilic" because a cow can't make the connection.

Bravo, Kinky.

Kinky_Con said...

The Purple Cow said...

"Well, at least the robot wasn't shot or killed by guns given to criminals by the Obama Administration."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you the stupidest singe sentence in the entire history of the Internet, as provided by the ever-reliable purveyor of idiocy, kinky.com.

Do yourself a favour, and sit back for a moment and savour the sheer imbecility of Kinky's latest work. It truly is a marvel to behold.




Except Fast and Furious wasn't just a movie-it was a thing.

Anonymous said...

A reference is not "imbecilic" because a cow can't make the connection.

9:57 AM

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'couw' 'counection''count'

Anonymous said...

a person of 'coulour' as the Queen would say.

Bill said...


Since The FieldNegro didn't mention the NRA, the tea party or rethugs, we know who it was that assaulted the poor innocent little robot.

Bill said...


Zachary Hammond

White teenagers shot in the back by the police get treated very differently by the media.

It's almost as if the media has an agenda to push.

Anonymous said...

There should be laws protecting good-willed friendly robots when visiting Philly. Philadelphians are brutes and will destroy robots for sheer enjoyment of doing evil.

Brother Field, I am very worried about the Pope visiting Philadelphia. I wish he would not go there....Will he be safe? I wonder.

The other thing that bothers me for years, is your judgment of Philly as a nice city that YOU love. Brother Field, that city is worse than 'sin city'. It puts Las Vegas to shame, and the people in Philly scare the hell out of Chicagoans...and that is pretty hard to do.

Where could you possibly be from that you see Philly as "good"?

Planet Negro said...

This poor robot is the latest victim of the Knockout Game.

This is certainly a black eye for the City of Brotherly Love, but this sad tale has given me an idea.

Maybe if we made robots that looked like white people and had them stroll through black neighborhoods, the negroes could sate their bloodlust by sucker punching the robots, and white people could be spared being victims of this type of racially motivated violence.

Win-win.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Field, did you know that the robot had been to Europe and the Netherlands without incident. In fact, the good-willed robot was a media sensation and was welcomed and helped across the continent.

It was destroyed after coming to America. But I am not surprised, we are the barbarians of the world. We are killers. Cecil the world famous lion would vouch for that if he were alive. The world, however, can vouch for Cecil.

Philadelphia should get rid of the slogan, "City of Brotherly Love" because its citizens make a mockery of it.

As an American, I am outraged and embarrassed at what happened to the robot in Philly.

I am truly outraged at what happened to Cecil the lion, who was killed by a sick American by civilized world standards, but 'normal' in America. This country has crossed over to the dark side, irredeemable.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robot-destroyed-philadelphia-ending-cross-country-trek/31051589/

field negro said...

I would like to say on behalf of Philly 's finest that the culprit who mugged hitchBot will be found.

To all u racialist trolls out there, please do not be surprised if the perp( or perps) are white.

lilacpr2000 said...

It looks like it was hit by a car

PilotX said...

Hey man, I've seen 2001 and the Terminator. The robots have a plan to kill us all and take over the planet. Hitchbot was part of their evil plot and had to be taken out. Good job Philly!

PilotX said...

Aw WTF, why is fox news in El Salvador? Is this a plot to scare people into thinking americans are as dumb as Sean Hannity and the Fox and Friends morons?

Kinky_Con said...

Oh sure field. Blame whitey. Who didn't see that coming?

White folks love and respect robots like they do blah folks. Whites would never hurt or harm a robot. Or a black person.

Whites are not the evil,racist sub-humans that MSNBC and the fringle left portrays us to be.

There are many good white men and nice white ladies that go out of their way to help blahs. Whites love blahs like God loves his son Jesus. We're down with the struggle. Isn't it time you except us whites and love us as much as we love you and all blahs, field?

field negro said...

I hear ya kinky. Although u might want to read this link.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150804_Can_hitchBOT_be_saved__Philly_tech_sector_rallies_around_battered__bot.html

It seems that we have a suspect in the beatdown of hitchBOT, and guess what, I think he looks like Bill. :)

Anyway,I am glad to announce that the tech folks here in Philly are trying desperately to bring ole hitchBOT to life.

Bill said...


field negro said...
I would like to say on behalf of Philly 's finest that the culprit who mugged hitchBot will be found.


From your link...

Police have not been looking for anyone for the vandalism because no police report has been filed and its creators have declined to do so.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150804_Can_hitchBOT_be_saved__Philly_tech_sector_rallies_around_battered__bot.html


It seems that we have a suspect in the beatdown of hitchBOT, and guess what, I think he looks like Bill. :)

Like I would ever be caught wearing in an eagles jersey.

Nice try.

The Purple Cow said...

""Well, at least the robot wasn't shot or killed by guns given to criminals by the Obama Administration."

Adoulf Hitler said...

Quote Purple Couw: "National socialists weren't socialists"

Anonymous said...

Damn, even a robot isn't safe in the city of brotherly love...sickening. There are just too many Irish and Italians living there.

Hitchbot should have taken the ghetto route. He would have been a lot safer.

I couldn't sleep a wink last night thinking about HitchBot's death.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Adoulf Hitler said...

Quote Purple Couw: "National socialists weren't socialists"

7:32 PM

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