Saturday, January 02, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.


Example: When losers need to make a fashion statement.


*Pic from usatoday.com

75 comments:

Joe Smith said...

The bigger your gun, the smaller your... yeah, you can tell by the picture.

Joe Smith said...

Also: Green fire hydrant is packing bigger than either of those dudes.

Anonymous said...

Tell us Joe Smith. How can you determine the size of another mans penis by looking at this picture? Do you think about other men's penises a lot?

The Left Has No Clothes said...

Do you think about how dudes pack a lot Joe Smith?

The Left Has No Clothes said...

Nothig like white men exercising their constitution rights to bring out the gayness and harted of the left.


Yīshēng said...

The Trump voting base, whooteemoo 1 and his brother/father, whooteemoo 2.

Anonymous said...

Mr Field, your example calls these two wm "losers". Are you sure? Last I looked Whites were the winners in America. In fact, they run the country, including the legal system which you have been lucky and privileged to work for.

One other thing: PC is starting with the DigitalBlackFace thing again.

Anonymous said...

Two bad ass white boys in the hood.

Dolemite said...

'' When losers need to make a fashion statement. ''


Mo better examples of that would hair hatted hooligans like moochelle obama and serana williams.

Anonymous said...

Two wm show how to walk with swagger.

The Ministry of Truth said...

"Now that Merle and Roy Bob are heavily armed and committed to heroically defending Waxahachie, Texas, from scary North Korean invaders and insidious sharia law, its residents can breathe easily, free from fear. Well, except for the constant fear of Merle and Roy Bob themselves, two of the dumbest hillbilly glue-sniffers you ever met."

Anonymous said...

"As I was saying, Rick---Buck Ofama!"

Anonymous said...

Notice how these two white gentleman are carrying they weapons. Notice how non-threatening they are. If Tamir Rice had acted that way. That boy would still be alive.

Limpbaugh said...

I reckon our freedums need protectin' down this a way, Billy Bob.

Anonymous said...

I reckon these here guns will protect us cause we know 9-11 was an inside job, billy bob

Lance Cockstrong said...
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Anonymous said...

Lance, you are an asshole. and you are building a karma wave the size of a tsunami.

Mr Field, please ban this mentally ill jackass from FN. What he is saying is totally unacceptable.

Anonymous said...

You need help for your racism field more than you need a caption for this pic.

DQAE said...

Anonymous said...
Mr Field, please ban this mentally ill jackass from FN. What he is saying is totally unacceptable.
>>>>>>>

FYI, Lance Cock strong is actually a manless, thirsty fro' wearing, nappy headed, librarian that wishes she had some "strong cock".

pooter said...

They must work out.

lilacpr2000 said...

Jethro: Ya think nobody'll notice the mom jeans and walmart T shirts with the guns out like this?


Jim-Bob: Naw! Ain't nobody gonna dare say anything even if they do notice!

Cackle,cackle,cackle,cackle!

lilacpr2000 said...

Lance Cockstrong said...

Hey lilac, did your daddy kiss you or slap you after he fucked you?

9:45 PM
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Heeeyy! Stop talking about my daddy like that! My daddy fought and was injured in the Korean War, and had a limp to prove it friend! Protecting your family and friends okay!

The Ministry of Truth said...

Bubba: Those jackbooted government thugs can have our guns when they pry them from our cold, dead hands!!!

Cletus: Yeah, totally! Although, we really wouldn't do that, would we, Bubba? I mean, because ... the government have their own guns! And like most gun-toting wingnuts, despite our obnoxious hate speech and inane liberty talk, we're pretty much just gigantic pussies. So we'd piss ourselves, hand over our firearms, and then scamper away like little bitty bunny rabbits.

Anonymous said...

''awe're pretty much just gigantic pussies. So we'd piss ourselves, hand over our firearms, and then scamper away like little bitty bunny rabbits.''

Why do you expect gun owners to act like liberals?

Lance Cockstrong said...

Just for the record I didn't say any of that previous shit.

Anonymous said...

It's ok lilacpr2000. We understand those kind of things happen in PR. Think of the fn comment section of this blog has a place to heal. So whenever you want to talk....

Lance Cockstrong said...

♪♫ Beauty's only skin deep ... YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪♫

DQAE said...

Bubba: Who's the man with the masterplan?


Cletus: A nigga with a motherfucking gun

Anonymous said...

Bear hunting season

Deer hunting season
Duck hunting season
Nope negro hunting season
Oh we forgot our uniforms!

lilacpr2000 said...

Lance Cockstrong said...

Just for the record I didn't say any of that previous shit.

10:32 PM
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I know you didn't. You don't talk/write that way :)

TheRealDQAE said...

@10:43, get your own f**king username, I don't use the word n***a around a bunch of crackas like YOU!!

lilacpr2000 said...

Anonymous said...

It's ok lilacpr2000. We understand those kind of things happen in PR. Think of the fn comment section of this blog has a place to heal. So whenever you want to talk....

10:38 PM
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Maybe you're projecting and this actually happened to you? :)

I've been through a lot in my life, but thankfully not that. Although my deepest sympathies and prayers are with all those that have suffered this situation.


Yisheng said...

@PR don't bother responding to that sick, racist bastard it's CLEAR it
was sexually molested by numerous relatives growing up. That's why it's obsessed with black penis and homosexual sex.

DFQIAB said...

Yīshēng said...
The Trump voting base, whooteemoo 1 and his brother/father, whooteemoo 2.


Goin' apiemoo huntin'. Look, there's a nappy-headed Yisheng over there!

Lance Cockstrong said...

Show your good side - Now bend over and crack a smile!

Anonymous said...

Bubba AR:: To peruse the explanatory strictures of the Founders’ era is to discover just how seriously the right to protect oneself was taken in the early Anglo-American world. Writing in his 1768 Commentaries on the Laws of England, the great jurist William Blackstone contended that “self-defence” was “justly called the primary law of nature” and confirmed the Lockean contention that it could not be “taken away by the law of society.” In most instances, Blackstone observed, injuries inflicted by one citizen on another could wait to be mediated by the “future process of law.” But if those “injuries [are] accompanied with force . . . it is impossible to say, to what wanton lengths of rapine or cruelty outrages of this sort might be carried, unless it were permitted a man immediately to oppose one violence with another.

Bubba Elephant Gun: Motherfuckers.

lilacpr2000 said...

"Jim-bob This guns too big, I don't know how much longer I can walk like this,I'm seriously outta shape ya know!"

"Oh stop whining Jethro, I'm fantasizing I'm a cop about to knock off somebody"

PilotX said...

Thank god Buba and Jethro are here to protect us from Obama's plan to use his New Black Panther Army and the knockout game to enslave all white people. Only 365 or so days to go.

Anonymous said...

the comments tonight are really pathetic. must be only negroes and racists commenting.

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

Penis Extensions, Slung On Their Backs, They Went Looking For Action.

Lance Cockstrong said...

Your dad was a bitch. Looks like it runs in the family.

Anonymous said...

Things cops kill blacks for doing-Open Carrying! It doesn't matter if the guns or toys or not, as long as the Po Po claims he felt threaten.

The Fixer said...

@PR you should respond. Don't be a sick, racist bitch like me. it's CLEAR i
was sexually molested by numerous relatives growing up. That's why it's obsessed with white penis and lesbian sex.


There. Fixed it for you.

Anonymous said...

Whitey's Conspiracy said...
Penis Extensions, Slung On Their Backs, They Went Looking For Action.


You made they didn't find you? I never knew so many male Democrats think penis.

Anonymous said...

"The dindus are quiet this morning". Yeah but once the sun goes down they will start up again.

field negro said...

Anon@10:00, those despicable comments by Lance have been deleted.

Joe Smith's second comment is in the lead.

Anon@10:52, in second place right now.

Lance Cockstrong said...

Field, I swear on my wife, my daughter and my mom's grave, I did not make those comments. I would like to get my hands on whoever did though.

Anonymous said...

Lance, you have certainly had many losses, including your child and wife. How terribly tragic.....

The Left Has No Clothes said...
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The Left Has No Clothes said...

Lance, you have made comments that are equally disgusting. So save us your swearing and hypocritical outrage.


Lance Cockstrong said...

To avowed white supremacist James Bold? Absolutely. To a sweet lady like Lilac? Never.

ctrl+halt+del said...



Fat Masterson and Wyatt Burp on their way to the food out at the Golden Corral.

field negro said...

I believe the real Lance. He doesn't have that type of history on this site. I think that was an imposter.

field negro said...
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Anonymous said...

Hey Field did Chip Kelly move out of your neighborhood yet?

I Am Cockstrong said...

I am so sorry to hear about your wife, daughter and mother, Lance Cockstrong. Did they go quick or was there long suffering?

ctrl+halt+del said...


Gerry Mander: I swear I parked the car right here next to his green thing!

Jim Crow: That's a fire hydrant you idiot!

Yīshēng said...
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Gilbert said...

Sigh. So many retards in this comment section.

Yīshēng said...

Gilbert said...
Sigh. So many retards in this comment section
>>>

That's what happens when whooteemoos CONSTANTLY put their racism where it doesn't belong.

Yīshēng said...

Lance, you have made comments that are equally disgusting. So save us your swearing and hypocritical outrage.
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Word!

The Fixer said...

@PR don't bother responding to that sick, racist bastard it's CLEAR it
was sexually molested by numerous relatives growing up. That's why it's obsessed with black penis and homosexual sex.

There, it was correct the first time.

The Right is Insane said...

Lance, you have made comments that are equally disgusting. So save us your swearing and hypocritical outrage. Swearing and hypocritical outrage are what we on the right do and do so well. Can't we have anything? Jeeez.

Phillip Hammer said...

Why hasn't JOSH chimed in yet with his enlightened two cents?

field negro said...

"Gerry Mander: I swear I parked the car right here next to his green thing!

Jim Crow: That's a fire hydrant you idiot!"

The new leader.

Anonymous said...

When the states pulled their funding for those big projects, the Mall Walkers filled that vacuum with guns.

Dr. Huxtable said...

Yisheng defends Cosby's rapes because of her deep jealousy of black male attraction to white women.

She is an incredibly ignorant, racist person with a substandard intellect and no morals.

Even if she were smart enough to obtain a medical degree, someone of her character would be never be allowed near patients.

Yīshēng said...

Black girls (continue) to rock in STEM!!!

http://urbanintellectuals.com/2015/07/05/black-girls-rock-science-teenage-girls-created-africas-first-private-satellite/

The Fixer said...

@PR you should respond. Don't be a sick, racist bitch like me. it's CLEAR i
was sexually molested by numerous relatives growing up. That's why it's obsessed with white penis and lesbian sex.


That's mo better.

Lilac from the phone said...

I'm busy baking/decorating a cake and cuppies for the College of Nursing Professionals of Puerto Rico local chapter. They are having the first meeting of the year and my daughter was chosen as a vocal and her friend is the new vice-president of this chapter! Yaay!!!:)

I'll post them tomorrow afternoon on my blog. Not finished yet, but I'll be online soons I finish ;)

run rabbit run said...

black shirt: Wanna get me a rabbit.

camo shirt: Yea, wife’s tired of fixin road kill for dinner.

ctrl+halt+del said...


It said, Nation of Islam, not nationalism. Now shut up and keep walking.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Automatic Rifle. Check! Shotgun. Check! Sunscreen. Sunscreen?

ctrl+halt+del said...


Okay from the top, rifle? Check. Shotgun? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Bullets? Bullets? Let's go home.

The Fixer said...

@PR don't bother responding to that sick, racist bastard it's CLEAR it
was sexually molested by numerous relatives growing up. That's why it's obsessed with black penis and homosexual sex.


There, fixed it again.