How many of you think (insert any of the following: Trump's hair, anything said on Fox, anything Santorum says, the "militia" in Oregon, the gop poverty forum, ect) is ridiculous?
Donald Trump: No, no, no! If you are to be proper Trump followers, you must get the salute right. The arm goes straight out in front of you, and the palm must be in line with the arm.
Then repeat after me: "Ein volk! Ein reich! Ein führer!"
After asking how many in the audience could perform basic addition with the help of their smartphones, the crowd emphatically raised its collective hands. Immediately after, the crowd was asked if it understood physics, after which a riot erupted with Bibles being thrown on the stage and people proclaiming that math is a secularist conspiracy to remove Jesus.
This congress rejects the Gramscian notion that the October Revolution invalidated the concept that socialist revolution had to await the full development of capitalist forces of production, and therefore equally rejects the concept of Marxism as a determinist philosophy.
Limbaugh@3:51, Lance Cockstrong above,Pilot@10:41,Doc@10:40, and The Ministry Of Truth@10:07, are all tied at this point. Everyone else is tied for second.
Raise your hand if Social Security and Medicare are your lifelines but you still plan to act against your own self-interest by voting for Ted Cruz, Donald Trump or Marco Rubio.
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36 comments:
How many of you voted for Barack Hussein Obama?
The number of whooteemoos at a pro gun rally, whose ancestors lynched negroes.
All those who want the Negroes to leave "our" country, please raise your hand!
Please raise your hand if your daughter have been impregnated by D-Money, Smoothie, Pilotx or Shifty..
White people high five fail!
How many people think ctrl+halt+del won last weeks' caption contest?
All in favor of President Obama on Mt. Rushmore, say aye!
Who thinks Donald Trump is the male version of Sarah Palin?
Please raise your hand if you were drugged and raped by Bill Cosby.
White people high five fail!
8:50 PM
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Remedial high five, class of 2016
At the Republicans Anonymous meeting the moderator asks who wants to share their story of what finally made you leave the Republican Party.
How many of you think (insert any of the following: Trump's hair, anything said on Fox, anything Santorum says, the "militia" in Oregon, the gop poverty forum, ect) is ridiculous?
Donald Trump: No, no, no! If you are to be proper Trump followers, you must get the salute right. The arm goes straight out in front of you, and the palm must be in line with the arm.
Then repeat after me: "Ein volk! Ein reich! Ein führer!"
On the motion that, the next time Ammon Bundy's men request snacks from town, we spike them with laxative. Those in favor?
Ahahaha! 9:27 PM xD
How many of you are passing for White?
How many of you know about the blog called Field Negro?
How many of you want to kick Field's black ass?
How many of you can kiss Field's black ass?
I win! ! :)
Who thinks Tupac was a better MC than Biggie?
Who's sexy and they know it?
After asking how many in the audience could perform basic addition with the help of their smartphones, the crowd emphatically raised its collective hands. Immediately after, the crowd was asked if it understood physics, after which a riot erupted with Bibles being thrown on the stage and people proclaiming that math is a secularist conspiracy to remove Jesus.
Does anybody here have higher poll numbers than Jeb Bush?
”OK boys, the resolution is as follows.
This congress rejects the Gramscian notion that the October Revolution invalidated the concept that socialist revolution had to await the full development of capitalist forces of production, and therefore equally rejects the concept of Marxism as a determinist philosophy.
All those on favour say “Aye”
Bubba?
Bubba??
Is your hand up or down, Bubba?”
All in favor of taking Oregon first .... say I
Cleveland Grand Jury swearing in ceremony
"Not to worry Officers Loehmann and Garmback this grand jury will never indict a ham sandwich. That one on the right will eat the sandwich first"
Man these are all good! :)
Limbaugh@3:51, Lance Cockstrong above,Pilot@10:41,Doc@10:40, and The Ministry Of Truth@10:07, are all tied at this point. Everyone else is tied for second.
I said raise your cans not your hands. Well ... nevermind ....
Raise your hand if Social Security and Medicare are your lifelines but you still plan to act against your own self-interest by voting for Ted Cruz, Donald Trump or Marco Rubio.
By the show of hands, we are in agreement of renaming the group "Thugs-stone Cowboys."
I'm sure some Fields will recognize tribute to Glen Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy."
Now ya come on back here, Mr. Field, to declare "Thugs-stone Cowboy" the winner for this contest. Yes, siree... That be mighty nice of ya...
All those related here, raise your hands! Oops!
What culturegeist said. *nods head*
Good one lilacpr. :)
Yeah PR, I think you won again! !
Ahahaha, nah you guys! :)
They were all really good though! Fun!
Who needs prunes?
How many y'all got GED's?
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