Saturday, May 14, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.


Example: John Miller during better days.
Example #2: What is that awful hairspray she is wearing? Oh well, off to wife number three.


*Pic from crooksandliars.tumblr.com

34 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Woman (to photographer): I'll get you for this...

-Doug in Oakland

Donald Hump said...

"I loves the white wimmen"

Eric Jacobus said...

It's funny how blacks always expect everybody else to bow down to them, but make absolutely no effort to reciprocate.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Who's that brunette over there?

Worldstar said...

Don't be jelly! You'll never be this successful, but damn; don't be jelly!

Donald Hump said...

I respect women, I respect them all over their backs.

Faith_and_Fairness said...

Inner Voice of Donald Trump: "This is very, very, very bad when neither the ball game or my eye candy wife are not very exciting. Forget the peanuts and cracker jack. Buy me a divorce for another rack."

Bill said...

In shocking NYTimes expose, we find that Donald Trump is the first wealthy man in history to flirt with beautiful women. My God, the horror!

Anonymous said...

Fat, ugly shrews run the Democrats. Nothing they hate more than beautiful, happy women.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Marla: I know what you're thinking. It's true: He's a nasty, boorish, deeply insecure creep, for whom every day is a bad hair day. He makes my skin crawl. But just think of how much I'll get in the divorce! KA-CHING!

The Ministry of Truth said...

Marla: I know what you're thinking. It's true: He's a nasty, boorish, deeply insecure creep, for whom every day is a bad hair day. He makes my skin crawl. But at least he's not a wormy faggot like me.

Adolph Brownler said...

Racists and sexists call their own racism and sexism "diversity". It's a politically correct euphemism for bigotry.

The Ministry of Truth said...

And now for a musical interlude

Abraham Lincoln is rolling over in his grave over what has happened to his party.

The Ministry of Truth said...

"diversity"

Violent barbarians on the other side of the world are a threat but the ones in my city are our strength.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Lance Cockstrong

Anonymous said...

Lance Cock Fuckstrong

Donald Hump said...

Ride the Lion..

Anonymous said...

Michael Brown was killed in 2014.

That same year, 126 cops were killed.

Can you name any of them?

Do you now understand the brainwashing?

The Real Lance Cockstrong said...

The only size that counts is the bank account

ctrl+halt+del said...

Inspiration for Zoolander's, "The Magnum."

ctrl+halt+del said...


Walt Dizzy's Shady and the Tramp

The Real Lance Cockstrong said...

Eat your heart out Amorosa

The Purple Cow said...

Quote: anonymous dimwit

"Michael Brown was killed in 2014.

That same year, 126 cops were killed."


The second lowest annual figure since 1964. America's streets are becoming ever safer for cops.

Do YOU now understand the brainwashing?

field negro said...

Ctrl+halt...@7:33

Yīshēng said...

From ho', to wife, and now back to ho'.

anotherbozo said...

"Wait'll he finds out I'm a tranny."

dinthebeast said...

TMoT: Thank you for that. We shall overcomb...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Donald's beautiful, feminine wives were never accused by other females of being a trans in a woman's bathroom. I wonder how many times Michelle Obama has been?

ctrl+halt+del said...

Bedroom, Bathroom, Living Room and Donald Trump. Which one doesn't belong?


The Living Room doesn't have Vanity.

field negro said...

Anon@1:38. Do u know the name of the over 1,000 people killed by police (black and white) in 2014?

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/data-shows-1000-people-killed-cops-2014/

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Oooh. Wow. Trump likes white girls, especially blondes.

I find that explainable.

Look at how many black guys want them a white girl, too. Once they gets them some money.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Or...excuse me. Once those black guys get a white blonde hooked on crack.

Like Jessica Chambers.

Lt. Commander Homo said...

Look at how many white guys rape babies. Once their white mothers exchange their babies for meth.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

"I Lt. Commander Homo said...
Look at how many white guys rape babies. Once their white mothers exchange their babies for meth.

9:04 PMmost "

I most CERTAINLY did not make this post.