Monday, October 17, 2016

Billy made him do it.

Image result for billy bush imagesI wonder how many of you married guys out there could tell your better half that you did some inappropriate things because some dude half your age was "egging" you on.  I am willing to guess that not many. Of course not many of you happen to have millions (yes Donald, millions; not billions) of dollars laying around, either. 

I was listening to some of Melania trump's interview with CNN, and you have to kind of feel sorry for her. She actually blamed her husband's misogynist and sexist behavior on a man half his age.

Which begs the question: If Donald trump can be so easily be influenced by a lightweight entertainer, how can he stand up to world leaders with much more influence and gravitas?

Donald wasn't there during the interview, so you have to wonder what his people were thinking. Hillary stood right by Bubba's side as he did his best Shaggy impression after his numerous flings in the nineties. It's ironic that trump's wife is now doing the very thing that they accuse Hillary of doing: Standing by her man while Stevie Wonder can see what's really going on.  

Melania said some other interesting things as well:

"Melania Trump is suggesting that, as First Lady, she could be interested in leading an effort to combat bullying and negativity on social media.
Mrs. Trump - whose husband frequently uses social media to attack opponents - said in an interview Monday on CNN that she was worried about its impact on children.
She said she is concerned that her 10-year-old son Barron would be exposed to tough talk on Twitter and other social media platforms.
Donald Trump, of course, is frequently combative on Twitter.
Just earlier Monday, he took to the social media platform to unleash attacks on both sides of the aisle, targeting both Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and House Speaker Paul Ryan and claiming the "dishonest" media was conspiring against him."
Ok Melania, so as First Lady you will not take on poverty, education, healthcare, world hunger or adult illiteracy. Your issue will be bullying on social media?
Well, for starters, you might want to holla at the man you were just defending.
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It's Yīshēng Stalking B*cthes said...

Nipples-R-US speaks English worse than the immigrants I see at the free health clinic.

Humph, 4 different languages my ass!!

Anonymous said...

"Humph, 4 different languages my ass!!"

Seems like you are getting a basic grasp of one (ghetto babble withstanding). Don't be so hard on yourself. You may learn one eventually but you'll have to try.

How often do you have to go to the free health clinic? Is it for morbid obesity?

It's Yīshēng Stalking B*cthes said...

^^^ I'm there receiving clinical training on how to keep people like you from spreading their STDs to animals.

You know they'll put your ass in jail if you're caught, right?

dinthebeast said...

Maybe that's as close to support as she can give Donald as he comes mentally unglued in front of the whole world. That would be a tricky task to pull off. I mean, she wrote her own ticket, but I can't imagine that part of it would be much of a good time.

-Doug in Oakland

Limpbaugh said...

I thought Wolf Blitzer telling Rand Paul that we have to kill people overseas or we will lose too many weapons manufacturing jobs was bad. But this worse. It's illegal to "possess" Wikileaks. you Instead of beating the war drums over Russia and Iran we should be fighting the domestic enemies here, the fascist media. A real field negro should be fighting the lying establishment master's propaganda, not regurgitating it.

Limpbaugh said...

The master doesn't want us to talk about things like the government's fake accusations of Russian war crimes (for bombing a hospital that never existed), or signing over internet domain control over to the U. N. (where it isn't subject to our free speech rights). But the master says we can talk about how bad Trump is all we want.

Limpbaugh said...

Don't worry, the master will tell us everything we need to know about Wikileaks.

Anonymous said...

Everyone watch the YouTube video "Trump Car Destroyed In Black Neighborhood."

Nothing but chimpanzees with limited speech capability. If those types became a majority this entire country would look like Liberia in a matter of weeks.

TRUMP!! (Now more than ever.)

The Ministry of Truth said...

Bwahaha. As first lady, Melania would fight bullying? She should probably start by filing for divorce right now, because she is currently married to the king of all bullies.

"Which begs the question: If Donald trump can be so easily be influenced by a lightweight entertainer, how can he stand up to world leaders with much more influence and gravitas?"

Answer: He clearly can't. Which is an extremely frightening quality for a president to have.

Entire articles have already been written about Donald's propensity to mindlessly parrot whatever dumb thing he was told by the last person he spoke to. The big dope appears to be extremely suggestible and to have almost no original thoughts of his own.

You can see this in his speeches, which are just a rancid stew of whatever white supremacist and conspiracy theorist lies were most recently trending on Trump's Twitter feed. Alex Jones, or The Trollerati on the "alt-right" sections of Reddit, will invent some false slander about minorities or white liberals, and within a couple days, Donald will be spewing the same garbage on the podium at a rally.

You know that gullible, embarrassing wingnut uncle you don't want to invite to family gatherings? The one who rants to everyone who will listen about how tree-hugging lefty environmentalists plan to ban all cars to save the environment, and feminazis are about to pass a law to force men to pee sitting down? (He read it somewhere on the Internet, so it's totally got to be true!)

Trump is that guy.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Details are now becoming available on the tangerine fascist's last-ditch scheme to save himself from electoral annihilation by screwing with the operation of polling places.

If you are black or Latino, get ready for obnoxious Trumpkin dickheads to come to your neighborhood and harass you on Election Day, and then, afterwards, to claim you voted fraudulently and the election was rigged against Trump. That appears to be the plan.

Anonymous said...

You mean like Dems did when Bush won in 2000?

You mean harassment like when the spook panthers intimidated whites at voting places in 2008?

Anonymous said...

I love Yisheng's avatar: a smart, successful woman-of-color looking thoughtful, wearing a nice suit.

The reality? Stained sweatpants, rolls of blubber, crooked, matted weave. Probably a half-breed living in her white mama's basement.

Stop posting and go raid the fridge, Fatty!

The Ministry of Truth said...

"You mean like Dems did when Bush won in 2000?"

Please. Dubya's margin of victory in Florida was razor thin and could potentially have evaporated in a recount. Luckily for him, he had five chums on the Supreme Court prepared to stop any recount and name him the winner, and utterly uninterested in whether he'd actually won.

On the other hand, the beatdown the GOP's 2016 candidate is going to take ... well, it's not going to be close. You'd best prepare yourself for a Trump slaughter followed by an epic Trump temper tantrum.

The Ministry of Truth said...

In other Trump news, somewhere, a little black girl is asking her parents why they made her get a kiss from the weird orange man.


Anonymous said...

@6:29 AM

kissing babies used to be de rigueur on the campaign trail. And that kid was cute...but...nowadays...have goldfish instead of kids. that way you can flush em' when you get tired of feeding the little buggers

TRUMP over Killary any day. Too bad their isn't a better choice.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

@5:44, attractuve, smart, with a normal BMI is just another one of the reasons you're so jealous of me.

Just because the sign on you and your families ass reads wide load, stop assuming everyone else is as much of an over eater as you.

BTW, Got insulin?

Anonymous said...

yisheng grunted...

"I'm there receiving clinical training on how to keep people like you from spreading their STDs to animals."

At a free healthcare clinic? No wonder Obamacare is a complete disaster.

STDs, animals, "clinical training", sounds like something from a horror movie. Be sure to clean up afterwards, no telling where you'll get your secretions.

Better yet, have the staff wheel you outback for a hose down with disinfectant and hot water.

F*ck you from DQAE said...

@10:03, everything educational sounds like a horror movie to you, that's why you're such a stalking dumbass!



F*ck you from DQAE said...

And you couldn't tell a good joke if I busted you upside your Zika shaped head with a shelf full of comedy books.

Anonymous said...

Zika shaped head?
comedy books?

Please expound!

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at the free healthcare clinic getting treatment for morbid obesity and STDs?

DQAE is a genius said...

^^^ Give it up already, your joke telling skills are about impressive as your non existent quality life!

Anonymous said...


Why? I'm not joking.

I sometimes find "comedy books" entertaining. It depends on the book. How about you?

I don't think "Zika shaped head" is funny. Seems like the zika virus is a serious problem. What exactly is funny about it?

Come to think of it, you think diabetes is funny. I guess you don't know about that disease. It's not really funny. You seem to know a great deal about diabetes. Do you have it? Which type? Losing weight helps those that suffer from diabetes. Have you tried losing weight?
Don't lose hope.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

^^^^ So when your "jokes" fall flat, you decide to feign being serious now?

You're the EPITOME of pathetic!


Anonymous said...

So you have diabetes?

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

@8:06, so you have scabies?

Anonymous said...

Nah, probably lice.

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