Saturday, October 01, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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I need a caption for this pic.

Example: If one more person calls me Vanna Donald I am going home.

*Pic courtesy of pinterest.com. 

23 comments:

Don't be a bitch said...

Doctor links "low T" to men who vote for Clinton:

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/doctor-links-low-t-to-men-who-vote-for-clinton-776496707663?cid=sm_tw

Yīshēng said...

Marla Maples patiently waiting in the background:

"I got next"!!!

The orange anus hurts said...

Doctor's link "no T"/small hands to men who support Orange Anus:

http://www.littlehandsman.com/borrowapenis/penispump

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^
Low T Clinton voter

dinthebeast said...

C'mon, I'm wearing a cummerbund, what else d'ya need?

-Doug in Oakland

Lance Cockstrong said...

Eat your heart out Amorosa

culturegeist said...

Take the picture already because Ivana bang this chick by the bar who slipped me her number.

ctrl+halt+del said...



Trump dumps plump frump

Anonymous said...

God, such an awful dress. Did any fashion look good in the 80s??

Lance Cockstrong said...

Eat your heart out Ivanka

Lance Cockstrong said...

I have a fiduciary duty to my ex-wives not to pay any taxes ...

What do you want? said...

Trump is the most liberal Republican nominee since Thomas Dewey. He departs from conservative orthodoxy in so many ways that National Review still hasn’t stopped counting. On trade, globalization, and war, Trump is to the left (conventionally understood) not only of his own party, but of his Democratic opponent. And yet the Left and the junta are at one with the house-broken conservatives in their determination—desperation—not merely to defeat Trump but to destroy him. What gives?

The sacredness of mass immigration is the mystic chord that unites America’s ruling and intellectual classes.

The Left and the Democrats seek ringers to form a permanent electoral majority. They, or many of them, also believe the academic-intellectual lie that America’s inherently racist and evil nature can be expiated only through ever greater “diversity.” The junta of course craves cheaper and more docile labor. It also seeks to legitimize, and deflect unwanted attention from, its wealth and power by pretending that its open borders stance is a form of noblesse oblige.

For the rest of us, this is insane. This is the mark of a party, a society, a country, a people, a civilization that wants to die for the cause of GDP. Trump, alone among candidates for high office in this or in the last seven (at least) cycles, has stood up to say: I want to live. I want my party to live. I want my country to live. I want my people to live. I want to end the insanity.

dinthebeast said...

"What do you want?"

I want a supreme court justice who won't overturn Roe v Wade and will over turn Citizens United. (Hint: The film maker who made the movie from which that case got its name works for the Trump campaign.)
I also don't want a nuclear war started because someone said something mean about the president. Dude cannot control himself.
Shall I go on?
I want a higher minimum wage. I want equal pay for women. I want a president who acts respectfully toward the citizens she serves. I want a president who wasn't a protege of Joe McCarthy's attack dog, Roy Cohn, someone Molly Ivins described as "One of the most despicable men to ever draw breath."
And I want Donald the fuck Trump to go the fuck away and stop annoying me.
I'll stop now, but I could go on all day without repeating myself, lying, or failing to make sense.

-Doug in Oakland

What do you want? said...

"I want a supreme court justice who won't overturn Roe v Wade and will over turn Citizens United"

Trump is no anti-abortionist, and as regards campaign funding, the Democrats get twice as much in big corporate donations as the Republicans. Hillary is the candidate of Wall Street. Your outrage at Citizen's United has been manufactured by those who control the game.

"I also don't want a nuclear war started because someone said something mean about the president"

This is crazy stupid: Hillary is the war candidate; Trump is the one who wants to deescalate tensions with Russia and stop mucking around in the Middle East. Your opinion on "Dangerous Donald" has been spoon-fed to you directly from the Clinton campaign.

"I want a higher minimum wage."

Trump does not oppose this. This is state issue anyway.

"I want equal pay for women."

The Wage Gap is a myth. Men on average make more then women because they work more hours in a week, more weeks in a years, and more years of their lives. They also do dangerous, physically demanding jobs women can't do: 9 out of 10 workplace fatalities are men. Women make choices over what careers they go into and how much time they take off to do the most important job in the world: Raising children. When you norm for experience and qualifications, there is no wage gap. In fact, coming out of college, women get higher starting offers for the same positions than men do. Hillary knows this issue is false, yet builds her campaign demagoguing over it. If you actually could get the same work out a woman for 77% of the cost, no profit seeking business would hire men. Think, man.

"I want a president who acts respectfully toward the citizens she serves."

By calling them a basket of deplorables, basement dwellers, and Super Predators? Grow up already.

"I want a president who wasn't a protege of Joe McCarthy's attack dog, Roy Cohn"

You can't really believe that.

And I want Donald the fuck Trump to go the fuck away and stop annoying me."

Thinking is hard, Doug. The alternative is just to do what you are told by the establishment, and hope everything works out. For Christ's sake, stand up and be a man for once.

Anonymous said...

Trump followed tax laws.

Hillary broke National Security laws.

Who is the bigger risk as President?

Anonymous said...

when Bill Clinton/Michelle/Barack stump for Hillary, they act like they really have to convince you that they ACTUALLY want Hillary to win.

dinthebeast said...

Wow, deadbreitbart, that is some good programming. What will you have them say next? They can't lick your butthole because you're dead and all, but you know they would if they could. I'm impressed.

-Doug in Oakland

The Purple Cow said...

Anonymous said...

"Trump followed tax laws.

Hillary broke National Security laws.

Who is the bigger risk as President?"


Trump.

Anonymous said...


CAPTION SATURDAY: "Straight Outta Transylvania"

field negro said...

Anon@6:10 PM is the leader and will be hard to beat.

Anonymous said...

Fuck white people. Fuck the white race.

Yisheng's Husband said...

My bitch loves it when I piss and shit in her mouth.

Anonymous said...

Oh Donald,some bastard back there said I looked like the Joker with a wig and tits!!