How many of you fellows who happen to have a significant other have to beg to get out of the house to play a round of golf with the fellows or hang out at happy hour? Don't act like it's just me, you all have to do it. You can't just pack up the golf clubs on a Sunday morning and say; honey I am off to the golf course, I will see you around six o clock tonight. Ain't happening.
Which brings me to my man Mark Sanford. Mr. Sanford happens to be the governor of the fine state of South Carolina. My man just up and went MIA on his family--- not to mention his state-- for four days. FOUR DAYS! Yep, seems he had been missing since Thursday. No phone call;no text; no letter. Just poof! The dude just vanished into thin air. Sort of. Now I would be the last person to tell a man that he shouldn't be able to go off and find himself, lord knows that it must be hard to be a republican governor in the age of Obama. But my goodness man; on Father's Day weekend? Doesn't this man have children? Shame on you Mark for abandoning your family without letting them know of your whereabouts. "Sanford’s wife, Jenny Sanford told the Press today that her husband Sanford needed some time away from his children in order to write something and thus he had gone somewhere for several days and even she do not have any idea that where he is now a days. No one knows where he has gone. Either the earth has swollen him or the sky has eaten him. We all wish to see him back safe and sound. " Mrs. Sanford may I suggest a Lo Jack. Mark, just be glad that you aren't married to a sister, because if you were, the state flags would be flying at half- staff right about now. And you sure couldn't use the hiking excuse. Field where the hell were you? Ahhh honey, I was out "hiking" with the fellows..... yes, I am sure you get the picture.
And speaking of the state; how could you do that to the citizens of your fine state, not to mention your number two man. " Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer (R), in a statement last night, said that his staff had been misled into believing that Sanford’s staff had spoken to him and knew of his whereabouts. “I cannot take lightly that his staff has not had communication with [Sanford] for more than four days,”
I wouldn't take that shit lightly either Mr. Bauer. But check the lines around that man's eyes, he could have been seeing one of those human body repair people if you know what I am saying. The man is, after all, getting ready for a presidential run. At least he was until he fooled around and did his best Ambrose Bierce impersonation for us.
But all is well that ends well. Daddy is home. And now the people of South Carolina and Mrs. Sanford can relax. Unfortunately for the GOP, it looks like yet another challenger to his O ness has fallen by the wayside.
178 comments:
Well, Field, he could have blamed his disappearance on black men. No, he's the wrong sex.
Well, there's always those pesky little green men from the Pleiades!
I love that about the flags at half-staff!
Rehab? Cabin in the woods, being butt-boned (or giving) by "Sick Freak?" lol
What a strange story... what's even a bit odder is that his wife did not try to cover for him.... That's not the usual way a politician's wife acts. Which makes me wonder if this whole thing was a personal spat writ large and public....
In any case, if that is what it was, not my business... however, if dude is missing because of some kind of behavior as a result of mental defect or illegal acts, then the good people of South Carolina have a right to know.
He's got some explainin to do.
BD and Chris are not nice people.:)
rhapsodyinbooks, it's true.
FWIW, I am informed that South Carolina is back in the secession business, with the topic openly discussed at high levels of the state government. Pardon my reticence about revealing the source but it would cost the man his job.
Does this have anything to do with the Sanford's absence? Probably not, but it does raise another question. Does he have a son named Lamont?
I suspect the reason was medical, such as having a heart and conscience installed.
"I suspect the reason was medical, such as having a heart and conscience installed."
Now that was a BIG operation. Let's hope the Governor's body doesn't reject them. There's been a number of mental relapses in the Republican party lately.
FN are you using this story to score some political points?? I hope not.That would make you a part of those slimy cowards you were talking about in another post.
That is a nice wife. If mine did that on me, he would have to beg me for a 100 days before he could step foot inside my home again.
What puzzled me was that anyone would be looking for him. Good riddance. Oh wait, turdhead is back now.
SOmetimes you have to find the odd and bizarre news that just disarms you so much that all you can do is laugh. I could make so many jests and jokes but I will just say when I heard this, I thought it was hilarious. I applaud him for being able to disappear without a trace in THIS day and age. It is like trying to get nil in spades with yuor partner...nearly an impossibility!
Sanford is either a sly fox or a flake, or a combination of the two. If he went a hike, then that requires some planning. You just do not get up one morning and say I think I will go hiking on the Appalachian trail all by myself. People generally do not go hiking alone especially on that trail which is over 2,178 miles and stretches 14 states. His wife had to see a bag indictating he may be going somewhere. There is something more to this story.
First, I can't believe this wasn't a big(ger) story. I heard about it over the weekend but then I forgot all about it. A sitting Governor just disappears and it's not the lead story on the networks? WTF?
Isn't this the guy who was trying to refuse bailout money that was to go to the unbelievably bad public schools in S.C.?
Anyway I think South Carolina was probably better off without him, which might explain why no one was really looking that hard for him. Lol
If I went AWOL from work I would be written up or fired.
Where is his boss? Oh yeah, thats the people of SC, but of course he is in one of those cool jobs where you can ignore your boss, or even tell 'em to "stick it".
Dude only gets a job review once every four years... how nice would that be?
My favorite part of this story (there are so many favorites, it is hard to pick just one) - is that he turned off both cell phones, his personal cell phone and his government one - while he took a powder. His cell phone last registered in Atlanta.
Atlanta is 2 hours from the southern-most point of the Appalachian Trail. Charleston, SC is 6 hours from AT - and it is a bit out of the way to go from SC to Atlanta to get to the AT, if you see what I'm saying.
Governor had a bootie call. Where is the National Enquirer?
Yeah. I'm from SC, so I've been hearing a load of this from the local news.
My first reaction was, "What is the big deal?" But considering NO ONE knew where he was, is a bit irresponsible.
But I'm trying to be compassionate...the guy is stressed out. So, I'm a good citizen, and am willing to move on.
just looked at the local news...this Governor miss out on Father day with his 4 sons to hang out in the ATL.. sound very fishy... plus as stated before if I was missing from my job for
4 days i would be fired.
He left the government vehicle at the airport
the governor could've stayed gone for all i care...any minute now, some trick (male/female/other) will come out of the woodworks and say sanford spent time with them...
"the governor could've stayed gone for all i care...any minute now, some trick (male/female/other) will come out of the woodworks and say sanford spent time with them..."
Well starrie, if that's the case, he better get ahead (no pun intended) of this story, and quick.
"My favorite part of this story (there are so many favorites, it is hard to pick just one) - is that he turned off both cell phones, his personal cell phone and his government one - while he took a powder. His cell phone last registered in Atlanta.
Atlanta is 2 hours from the southern-most point of the Appalachian Trail. Charleston, SC is 6 hours from AT - and it is a bit out of the way to go from SC to Atlanta to get to the AT, if you see what I'm saying.
Governor had a bootie call. Where is the National Enquirer"?
Yeah, that's a bit fishy....but, maybe he has a good explanation.
I am sorry for trying to score cheap political points sick freak, but I just couldn't resist. Hey, if the guy had a legitimate reason for going AWOL I will be first in line with a full post doing a mea culpa to the guy. How is that?
"Does this have anything to do with the Sanford's absence? Probably not, but it does raise another question. Does he have a son named Lamont?
I suspect the reason was medical, such as having a heart and conscience installed."
Ouch! Sick freak, why aren't you talking to folks like Gregory and anon who posted right before you? I think they are being soooo mean- spirited. :(
I'm in Texas and wish our governor, Pretty Boy Perry, would take a hike. I don't care where he hikes just as long as he hikes out of the governorship.
Joy
It was, after all Nekkid Hiking Weekend on the Appalachian Trail...
It was, after all Nekkid Hiking Weekend on the Appalachian Trail...
Yup...The Governor & Shaniqua! :)
"I'm in Texas and wish our governor, Pretty Boy Perry, would take a hike. I don't care where he hikes just as long as he hikes out of the governorship."
Tell him to call the Govornor of S.C. He'll show him the Appalachian Trail by way of Atlanta. Perry will love it.
BTW, they both have claimed that they want to secede from the USA.
Wow, this sounds a little to 'Brokeback' for me -- a redneck guy from middle America disappears from time to time in the woods and no one knows where he's at? Maybe he's meeting up with Larry Craig.
But seriously, this story is just a little too weird -- the governor just wanders off for a week and the entire of state of bubbas goes 'meh'. Your state is either utterly efficient or so FUBAR that Governor can just pull a George W. Bush and not show up to work for a week. I take it as the later. Proving once again why I never need be in South Carolina.
Yep, it's too bad he came back. Wish all the wingnuts would go for a long hike, or better yet an even longer dirt nap.
He left during Father's Day? Something doesn't smell right.
Hiking for four day requires some equipment and planning.
I get being out of pocket for a few hours to clear one's head. Being unreachable for four days when you're a husband/father and Governor of a state?! WTF?
I appreciate that the Repugs produce at least one amusing news story per week that don't scare the bejezuz outta me like those same kinds of stories did when they were in charge in Washington. Sanford was only spending a few days in an "undisclosed location."
Not only was Gov. Sanford in ATL, but he was on Twitter during his four-day "hiatus".
You know, ATL is a major airline hub. He could have gone anywhere after getting on a plane.
Hmmmm, he was on Twitter? Well he sure as hell wasn't twittering his family.
BTW, I saw on CNN last night that as of last night, he was still not back. They found his state owned SUV in an airport parking lot with a sleeping bag in the back seat.
Not that I am trying to be messy or anything....:)
Ok.... cheap shot, but just too funny.. this from a S Carolina comments section on this story:
I think he did this in support of the new "Defense of Marriage Act" - Marriage = 1 Man and 1 Woman and 1 Mistress!
I suspect Gov Sanford was somewhere in midtown here in the "A" for the last 4 days (damn near 5)....this should be really good.
Because he is a bubba, nothing will come of this. The Repubbas are running ramshod over all of us Lefties. Lost cause, give it up.
They are bound and determined to further undermine and destroy this Nation because they didn't win this last game. It's over. We are so doomed.
Field,
Thanks for the side bar about John Boyd. The story was huge in our paper on Monday (probably because it was a slow news day).
Anon 12:21,
TX hasn't had a good Governor since
Ann Richards. I lived there when that troll, King George, was Governor. OY!!!
Stop criticizing Black women. ANY responsible wife or partner would be right and willing to challenge the disappearance of a significant other for DAYS. QUIT.IT.
Imagine if David Patterson or Deval Patrick had disappeared for 4days without a trace?
There would have been a media wide discussion on the competence of "black leadership".
This story gets goofier and goofier. Instead of going hiking on the Appalachian Trail, he left the f*ing country(!?)
http://www.thestate.com/politics/story/838823.html
Buenos Aires, Argentina?
uptownsteve said...
Imagine if David Patterson or Deval Patrick had disappeared for 4days without a trace?
There would have been a media wide discussion on the competence of "black leadership".
There should already be a discussion about the competence of these black govs .The fools who elected these folks are getting exactly what they deserve.
I'd rather be in Argentina than the Carolinas too, lol.
His ass went to Argentina, huh?
Well now, those Argentines are quite the hotties, let me tell you.
So it's like this- I'm not saying he cheated on his wife, but you don't hop a flight to Buenas Aires and not take the folks along until you doing something worth hiding. Know what I'm saying, field?
Do we have any men in Argentina? We got one in Brazil (Francis). We need eyes on the target.
Maybe the Gov is an ex-Nazi. Isn't Argentina where a lot of the Nazi's hid out after World War 2? Lol
Palin, Jindal and this guy are who the GOP are going to trot out in 2012?
Looks like Newt might have a chance at the Nomination after all.
"Stop criticizing Black women.......QUIT.IT."
Mrs. Field,shouldn't you be working?
I come back after my morning workout to find that Sanford was in SOUTH AMERICA?
SOUTH AMERICA?
This has totally crossed into the realm of ' truth is stranger than fiction' territory. Absolutely hilarious.
Well, now that I know it was South America..
I'm back to it being a underaged guy named Fredo or Roberto.
No wonder his White, Proper Southern Political Wife has been giving him the SHIV. She's had ENOUGH!
Source: "There Is Some Evidence [Sanford] Was Not Alone"
By Zachary Roth - June 24, 2009, 12:31PM
Things are still murky on the Mark Sanford story. But it's looking increasingly likely that Sanford's trip to Argentina was about more than a scenic drive down the coast.
"There is some evidence he was not alone," a source in South Carolina politics told TPMmuckraker. "The other shoe's gonna drop. I believe there's a reason he wanted to drop his SLED detail."
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/06/source_there_is_some_evidence_sanford_was_not_alon.php?ref=fpblg
I can't stop LMAO about this. I just can't.
This is why Mama said not to lie. When you start lying, you can't stop. This is what, the 4th or 5th explanation?
This story just gets better and better. Between Sanford and Ensign, this has been a bad 10 days or so for the GOP "family values" crowd. Yeah, they love families so much they want to have several families each.
Looks like Sanford is not much of a fiscal conservative, either. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to book international tickets at the last minute?
Airline tixs to Argentina are very cheap these days.
I just hope you folks aren't going to make things rough for Sick Freak over Sanford like you did over Ensign.
Show some love for Sick Freak and the Repub sex addicts. Afterall, love is what they really want.
Shrub has a house in Argentina too.It borders a few countries.It looks like Mark (Fred) Sandford period was getting his groove on.
Just another redneck rendezvous! In Argentina! Caliente!
Bwaaaa-ha-ha-ha. Stop it! You Republicans are killing me!!
Effin Fags... he was probably meetin Larry Craig... Hope he caught the AIDs... but who really cares? South Carolinas that state even Southerners are embarrased about...
Franky, you can blame this one on my people! This was pure evangelical Christian marriage-sanctifyin' straight horizontal Republican tango on the down low. Ha ha ha ha ha!! At the rate of one hypocrite a week, what will be left of the Republican Party? Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Oops, meant to write that you CAN'T blame this one on my people, the fags. Ha ha ha ha!! Republicans!!
I just thought of something..
FIVE MONTHS?
He revealed this to his wife FIVE MONTHS ago, and it took him 5 months and A WEEK to 'break it off'?
G-T-F-O-H
"Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I can't stop laughing!! Oh, you naughty Republicans!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Marky Mark, what was better, the sizzle or the steak? Ha ha ha ha ha!!
There's only ONE thing a man goes to South America for.I fit had been revealed that SA is where he was in the first place, I would have known immediately that he was there for a fling.
The question I have is, when are WOMEN gonna put their collective foots down on this shit? It's my belief that men cheat because there's always some whore ready and willing to sleep with a married man.
ha ha ha, i can't believe this went from disappearing to an appalacian trail to argentina?
next thing you know, we will hear that he was visiting Palin for secret plans to secede and start a new nation.
You know, it does occur to me that the Argentinian might not have been a woman. I hear they got some serious beef down there. Brokeback gaucho love, anyone? Ha ha ha ha ha!! Republicans!! Christ, this one's good!
Just as everyone has suspected, drumroll please?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/06/22/national/a131625D73.DTL
There's not a dry eye in the house over Mark Sanford's admission of cheating.
His wife and kids are going to suffer more than he ever will, but the pundits, and some Repub politicians are calling for compassion--for Dems not to exploit his extramarital relationship.
Didn't Repubs attempt to impeach Clinton for his extramarital affair?
Hell, I almost forgot: that was for lying about it!
You tell your wife 5 MONTHS AGO, and you're still messing around?
HELL NO.
If MY husband steps to me with ' I'm having an affair'
the next sentence better be
a) it's over with HER and I want to work things out with YOU
or
b) I believe OUR marriage is over, because I want to be with HER.
The ' I dunno, and I'll fuck her for a few more months while I make up my mind' is NOT an option.
There's not a dry eye in the house over Mark Sanford's admission of cheating.
Yes, if you count laughing so hard that you cry! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Grinder, where's your compassion!? ;)
FOX is reporting on it. Yes they are labeling him a Democrat.FOR REAL! This doesn't get old.
Wow, and I thought I was joking with the 1 Man + 1 Woman + 1 Mistress is the Defense of Marriage Act..... I do have to give props to Mrs Sanford. Finally a woman who is not "playing stand by your man crap." Good for her for not joining in the public humiliation dance.......
You know if these dufases would stop jumping on high horses about family values, then the rest of us might have a bit more compassion, but sorry the hypocracy just makes that near impossible.
Grinder, where's your compassion!? ;)
Quick! Check the storage locker! Ha ha ha ha ha! Is this one a hoot, or what?! If I don't stop laughing pretty soon, I might have to be hospitalized! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Redneck love!! The horizontal Republican tango!! Caliente!!
I find it astounding that these self righteous, bible thumping, GOP devils would come out so strongly with the constant verbal attacks against any and everything Obama, while simultaneously carrying out these dirty little deeds such as the ones perpetrated by Ensign and now this dixie hick.
Sanford is an asshole to the maximum degree. He and John Boenher give me the impression that one of them will be the first Repubs to actually slip and call Obama a "nigger" or some other racial slur, rather than just thinking it. The racial hatred that boils within Sanford and Boehner is really tangible almost to the point of visablility.
These fools don't realize that Obama is the man with extremelly deep resources. Obama can put a tail on your ass and know everything about you, your family, friends, etc........Does it seem kind of strange that Sanford just happened to be spotted on an airplane by someone famillar with his disappearance by coincedence?
The old saying that "people who live in glass houses should not throw stones has never been more true". I think the show has just began with these self righteous, racist, idiots making themselves targets because of their hatred for Obama. Can't wait for the John Boehner and Rush Limbaugh scandals to be revealed.
Does anyone know if the confederate flag still flys over the South Carolina statehouse?
Grinder, I my myself unable to stop laughing because this is too funny. Sanford got caught because of that asinine story about going hiking on the Appalachian Trail, then he changed his mind and decided to go Argentina instead. He continues and drives to Atlanta to catch a plane. My nephew could come up with a better story. Who goes from hiking to flying to Buenes Aires? That is going to the store that is a block away from your house to buy a loaf of bread and end up on a bus to Atlantic City going to gamble. Well at least he apologize, lol.
Now why am I not surprised??
You are right though... he should be glad he's not married to a sista because we don't play that Houdini disappear-when-you-wanna game. Not AT ALL!!!
*LOL*
"Does anyone know if the confederate flag still flys over the South Carolina statehouse?"
After numerous protests, I 'think' a compromise was made where it was removed from the statehouse, but still flies nearby.
And the crying game continues: When confronted with the large number of high-profile Repubs who have cheated, Dan Rather, on MSNBC, sought to brush it aside, somewhat, by saying, "These politicians have highly pressurized jobs."
The moral: If you wish to be true to your spouse, then, don't enter politics, or become heads of corporations.
Poppycock! Poppycock! Poppycock!
Maybe I should have said balderdash! Yeah, that sounds better.
Did anyone hear the statement his wife made about all this? I do believe I'm going to throw up the linch I just ate!
Jody, this wife said in a statement that she would take him back.
Least this guy had the nerve to tell the truth and admit he did wrong.Wish we could get say that about Democrats.
that asinine story about going hiking on the Appalachian Trail, then he changed his mind and decided to go Argentina instead. He continues and drives to Atlanta to catch a plane. My nephew could come up with a better story. Who goes from hiking to flying to Buenes Aires?
This is like a comedy sketch from the old Carol Burnett Show. I'm waiting for someone to say that Gov. Marky Mark is "dumber than a sack of hair." Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! TOO FUNNY!!!
This one goes into the Dumb Southern White Guy Hall of Fame!!
Least this guy had the nerve to tell the truth and admit he did wrong.
Oh yeah, some truth, you idiot! First he has his staff concoct some lie about the Appalachian Trail, and then his wife has to back it all up. The only reason he "told the truth" is because the South Carolina press nailed his pale ass to the cross. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Naughty nutcase!!!
Who were the women standing behind Sanford during his presser?
Were these members of the Governor's staff?
It was all they could do to keep from laughing, smiling, and smirking.
Using women as his backdrop while he admitted his infidelity has to be the biggest bonehead move of the year, if not the decade.
It's Don't Cry for Me Argentina...
Dear Mr Field ,
Sanford hails from the "Ole Southern Planter Class” stock; the 10% who actually owned slaves and plantations. BTW, Mark owns the plantation. As is well documented in US history, men of this class allotted to themselves unfettered sexual rights and privileges.
I guess when one inherits a sense of entitlement from a linage that includes guys who regularly slipped out to the slave cabins for booty calls - a little time away for a "bit of honey" - just ain't no big thang to you ?
Oh by the way , Mrs. Sanford played her traditional role perfectly by Planter Class standards ; her expression of mild understated displeasure mixed with a modicum of allegiance to Master Sanford -would gained her a nod of sympathy from the plantations Mistresses of days gone by .
Oh by the way , Mrs. Sanford played her traditional role perfectly by Planter Class standards ; her expression of mild understated displeasure mixed with a modicum of allegiance to Master Sanford -would gained her a nod of sympathy from the plantations Mistresses of days gone by
Hmm. Shall someone check to see if anything's rustlin' around in her, um, woodpile?! I'm thinking of a movie: "Mandingo 2009." Ha ha ha ha ha!! This is just too funny for mere words!
From The State newspaper in South Carolina:
Emails between Sanford and his woman:
http://www.thestate.com/sanford/story/839350.html
fn:
well i knew his mistress would surface....
i get home and turn on cnn...voila!
this is why i despise gaybashers so much...for pretending that gays could make marriage any more of a sham than it is already for most!!!
instead of banning gays from marriage
why not just ban all whores? het and gay?
most humans are just not monogamous...most animals are not either
i adore dolphins because they are hopelessly monogamous....like me
if sanford were a dolphin...his career would not be freefalling for a tryst now...
shame!!!
ab
Sorry folks I want to post a comment but I am planning a hiking trip with some friends of mine.:)
I kid of course! That excuse will never be able to be used again in the history of manhood.
Thank you Mr.Sanford.:(
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ahh, you can't make this shit up! The list of GOP hypocrites just keeps getting longer. And it "couldn't have happened to a nicer guy".
I really thought it was going to be a rehab clinic, actually. An affair was vaguely disappointing, until it came out that it was in Buenos Aires. I have to hand it to Marky Mark: He tangoed his way out of politics.
Hell, politics is a vastly overrated career anyway. Who in their right mind wouldn't give it all up for the tango, anyway? ;-)
Field, you can always use the standby "Honey, I am going on a Christian retreat to find God." It works.
From what I understand, his wife Jenny did know where he was and did not care. Meaning she knew about the affair and she may have kicked him out of the house because why would just abruptly leave father's day weekend. That makes more sense to me and Jenny was not at the press conference. Sanford must be really in love with his mistress if he can fly to another country to be with her. I wonder will ABC News will include another segment in addition to person of the week called dumb ass of the week?
Now I have this sudden urge to disappear to Paris than go to Whole Foods.
"the governor could've stayed gone for all i care...any minute now, some trick (male/female/other) will come out of the woodworks and say sanford spent time with them..."
Prelude to a big scandal. Even if it isn't true, that'll be what really cooks Sanford's presidential goose.
"Now I have this sudden urge to disappear to Paris than go to Whole Foods."
Yeah, I know. Lust can make you want to do ridiculous things to satisfy its demands.
Does anybody on this blog have any compassion for the man and his family?
Anonymous said...
"Does anybody on this blog have any compassion for the man and his family?"
What? We've shown more compassion than he's shown.
Besides the hilarity factor, doofus's like him, Wilbur Mills, and several others make a resugence of the "Myth of White Supremacy" one hell of a hard sell.
Ok, so Mark Sanford had a Dave Chappelle moment and had to run to Africa to clear his head. No big deal; White folks do that type of stuff all the time.
I tell you what tho...
I need to see proof of this "Maria" woman, and she better be fine and not look like George Bush's momma. I'm just sayin: this woman cause this man to walk off the job and cross the equator!
The fukin Equator, man!
I can't believe this and a part of me still thinks Sanford was holed up in a crackhouse in Atlanta.
Who does that?
Poor old sickfreak... how is he going to blame this one on the black man?
Does anybody on this blog have any compassion for the man and his family?
Poor Mark. Poor Jenny. Poor rug rats. (sniff)(sniff)
There. Satisfied?
rippa:
ha!!!
you are hilarious!!!
you sound like valerie solanas
she was the psycho man hater who shot andy warhol:
she described male whores but i say female whores are the same:
http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm
"Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly **ssy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and furthermore, pay for the opportunity..."
____
some of what she ranted about is truth for ALL whores...of all genders/sexualities etc
whores have ruined marriage for the masses
and as ruined as it is, het adulterers STILL dare to ban marriage for gays
shame!!!
Maybe he was in a crackhouse in Argentina.He could have committed adultery here in the good ole' USA.
That remind me of the Senator in the Godfather that killed the hooker in Cuba.
Hey, it gets better. Turns out that his wife had kicked him out of their house. Could anyone make this shit up?!
A new pickup line is born: "Hey honey, wanna go hike the Appalachian Trail?"
"Poor Mark. Poor Jenny. Poor rug rats. (sniff)(sniff)"
Yeah, I can tell that your heart is all mercy.
ab-"whores have ruined marriage for the masses
and as ruined as it is, het adulterers STILL dare to ban marriage for gays"
No, whores don't ruin marriages. The husband or wife does that. And I doubt that his mistress is a whore.
@Sick Freak, when are you going to stand up and start kicking some asses on this blog? Where are you Sick Freak? You are becoming a bigger disappointment than Ensign and Sanford. Stand up and fight!
You were once known in Republican circles as a world class 'Demolition Dem. Man' of Blacks and Gays. Now you have gone in hiding.
Are you in Argentina too?
he and his mistress are whores
what evidence do you have on his wife???
Gregory said...
Poor old sickfreak... how is he going to blame this one on the black man?
Now Greg,why do i need to go blame black folks for something they did not do??
Ya'll got enough problems has is.Check this out--
Gurjeet Singh was working at a store when he was robbed and murdered by 2 BLACK MEN,Thats not all.
OTHER BLACK FOLKS THAT WAS IN THE STORE SHOPPING DIDN'T CALL 9-1-1 OR TRY TO HELP THE GUY.THEY JUST KEPT ON SHOPPING.I GUESS THEY WAS THANKFUL FOR THE FREE MALT LIQUOR AND PORK RINDS..
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/Convenience.Store.Clerk.2.1047612.html
"Does anybody on this blog have any compassion for the man and his family?"
The family maybe, but not the man.
He should have thought about that before he went booty shopping in SA.
Nice try sick freak, but somehow your lame attempt at a put down seem really weak tonight.....I wonder why? :)
Grinder, you are having waaaay too much fun with this.
"OTHER BLACK FOLKS THAT WAS IN THE STORE SHOPPING DIDN'T CALL 9-1-1 OR TRY TO HELP THE GUY.THEY JUST KEPT ON SHOPPING.I GUESS THEY WAS THANKFUL FOR THE FREE MALT LIQUOR AND PORK RINDS.."
I read the story. Some pretty cold hearted folks in that store. Of course, if you live in Gary, Indiana you don't have any feelings anyway. And you certainly don't have a conscience. But it's like that in the ghetto. No one cares!
I just caught the update on this story. So...dude has an Argentinian girlfriend. I'm only surprised that there wasn't another man involved, or drugs even.
What does a woman do to make a man leave his family for 7 days and over Father's Day weekend at that??
...Something tells me I'm doing something waaaay wrong.
FN, i would never use the death of someone to put down another person.
At least 5 post on this page has to do with attacking Republicans and scoring some cheap political points{kinda like what you was against when the other team was scoring on your team} and not one post about Gurjeet Singh.
I find that really shocking.
Grinder, you are having waaaay too much fun with this.
I know, I know! I think this might be the most hilarious of all the Republican sex scandals. You should see the video of his press conference! He's like a lovesick junior in high school! Poor Gov. Marky Mark. I'm embarrassed for him!
The best part might be where, after doing a major-league TMI dump, he concludes by requesting a "zone of privacy" for his wife and kids. What a complete fool!
"What does a woman do to make a man leave his family for 7 days and over Father's Day weekend at that??"
A woman does nothing. It was HIS own 'lust' that moved him to do what he did.
Lust and greed rules the earth. Unless your faith is strong, you WILL fall.
What does a woman do to make a man leave his family for 7 days and over Father's Day weekend at that??
I think it has something to do with yoga!
Anon 10:21 That was a joke. Take it down a thousand.
grinder...see, that's where I went wrong! It's ON now!!!
Field,
On another note, the US beat Spain today, 2-0, and looked good doing it. Spain had not lost a match since 2006 and had not lost to a non-European team since 1999. (I'm sure you know this, the detail are for those not following the competition). I think this qualifies as a "historic" win for the US team.
They will play either South Africa or Brasil on Sunday in the Confederation Cup final in Jo-burg. If I am not mistaken, the last major award the US men's soccer team has won was silver and bronze medals in the 1904 Olympic Games. Sunday's match could be very interesting.
Back to the usual business, dickfreak noted that a couple of black guys robbed a store and killed the clerk. Maybe that would explain Sanford's absence, he and his mistress were there rendering first aid to the unfortunate victim of the Scary Negroes.
Nah, they were making the beast with two backs down in Buenos Aires. Nice try though, sicky, I bet that shit is a big hit over at StormFront.
I think my longest booty call was about 30 miles. This mofo went to another HEMISPHERE. "Maria" must be the superbomb of head with a p***** that can smoke a cigarette! I'm just sayin...
@Anon 10:38
"Maria" must be the superbomb of head with a p***** that can smoke a cigarette! I'm just sayin...
Ok wait...Do they teach THAT in yoga, 'cause just WHOA!!!
Some of you people are so mean SPIRITED! how dare you talk about a UPRIGHT MAN! oh, I forgot, this is the man that turned down the stimulus money for POOR FOLK'S in his state! is this the man who who had every excuse in the book, to turn down money that was needed to HELP people that needed UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFIT'S!! and the list go's on!
I don't wish harm on anyone, but,SANFORD has been doing some MEAN SPIRITED thing's, and yes I was shocked when i heard him say he had been having an affair, but,then again, what TYPE of man would leave his wife to look after four son's on her on! this man doe's not even care about his own family, so that's why he had no problem with turning down the STIMULUS MONEY! and I wouldn't be surprised if he had children by the woman in ARGENTINA! trust me the media is not going to stop until they find out who MARIA is!
BAGS UNDER THE EYES TELL ALL!! one of the first signs that people are infected with the aids virus is heavy bags under the eyes.
There is something fishy about the excuse and the letters sound str8 gay. All of you on this blog know the flavor of how a man writes to a woman and this don't have that flavor.
Does the letter read like something Will Smith or any other male actor would have in a script?
YOU CAN TELL THE SOUND OF A BLACK VOICE ON THE PHONE MOST OF THE TIME AND YOU CAN TELL GAY WRITING MOST OF THE TIME.
MARK IS GAY I DON"T MEAN THAT AS A INSULT JUST TELLING TRUTH
Anonymous said...
Does anybody on this blog have any compassion for the man and his family?
Answer: NO! He showed no compassion for his unemployed among his constituency. So why should anyone on this blog show any compassion for him.
If he were not a hypocrite, then I would have compassion.
maybe he just had days of great het sex?
can't that cause baggy eyes too?...
looks like obama has 2012 on lock!
shame
ab
Anon said,
"What does a woman do to make a man leave his family for 7 days and over Father's Day weekend at that??"
To visit his kids?
Gregory said...
F
Back to the usual business, dickfreak noted that a couple of black guys robbed a store and killed the clerk. Maybe that would explain Sanford's absence, he and his mistress were there rendering first aid to the unfortunate victim of the Scary Negroes.
He could have used their help.But than again,he and his mistress would have been raped and murdered while black folks just stood and watched.
Wow, dick freak, you really are stupid. Is this the best you can do? Could you not somehow work Al Sharpton into it somehow?
As trolling goes, I somehow expect better from you. This is pathetic.
Women will fight other women for a lifetime to keep their man. Women don't fight to keep their man from another man because they know they can't compete nor do they want to compete against another man.
Like the anti prop 8 crowd they don't want their "BOYS"e xposed to the gay lifestyle.
Jenny is just thinking about what her boys are exposed too and don't want her boys turned out like their dad.
It's that simple
what evidence is there that this man is gay?
i say he is het
i bet his mistress is probably very young
and he is just another typical man
afraid of aging falsely thinking her youth is contagious...trading his elder object female spouse in for a newer model
he probably drives a small sports car with a soft convertible top too...
I wish I was a standup comedienne because the riffs off a guy who would fly to Argentina from South carolina for sex are limitless. This is such predictably male behavior. It's like men who urinate in public. No sense and not an iota of self control.
Frankly, I liked Keith Olbermann's theory that the Guv was on a naked hike down the Applachian Trail. It's a better story and waaay funnier.
alicia banks said...
and he is just another typical man
afraid of aging falsely thinking her youth is contagious...trading his elder object female spouse in for a newer model
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I've run out of fingers counting the number of middle aged men "trading" in their middle aged wives for late 20/early 30 soemthings. Dam shame if you ask me because it still doens't change the fact that a lot of them need viagra like air, LOL!!
And a woman who knowingly sleeps with a married man is a WHORE, and any woman who doesn't think so is probably a whore too.
@Rudy-"Answer: NO! He showed no compassion for his unemployed among his constituency. So why should anyone on this blog show any compassion for him."
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Have you heard of forgiveness? 'Forgive them, for they know not what they do.' And, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Why wallow in the mud with turkeys? Rise above it.
I mean, you never know....You might want to be Sick Freak's running mate some day and Sick might remember what you said here today on his favorite blog.
I'm just saying, "you never know."
i just knew this clown disappeared to see a trick...still not convinced this "maria" is a woman...proof please!
I don't think Sanford is gay, and I especially don't think the writing style of the e-mails is characterstically gay. Believe me, when a guy writes to another guy, one thing he doesn't do is apologize for wandering into sexual detail.
ditto fly!
have you read steve harvey's book?
"act like a lady
think lile a man"
i love it!
he does a great job of explaining why men cheat and why whores cheat with them
whores travel in pairs
and married whores and their single trick whores are making divorce rates soar
the days of women quietly accepting whoring men is over
and many women today have become worse whores than men
especially the 20-30 yr old females!
i know 20-30 yr old men who are enraged about this!
i am not mad at young women for refusing to be chaste doormats like their moms etc
ie
mel gibson's new baby mama mistress is already set for 18 yrs
and he is not even divorced from his elder wife yet!
grinder:
ditto!
i think this man is het
my gaydar is pretty good
he has never set it off
we will soon see her...
like rippa...i am anxious to see who was worth all this drama and loss
why did he not just fly her into the usa and keep her in an apt/hotel near his home and say he was jogging/at the store etc like most men do????
what a waste of a career/family etc!
ab,
Not wishing to get into a flame war with you, but do you not think that the explanation(s) for the "soaring divorce rates" might be more complex than simply blaming the "whores"? That seems a bit retro.
Also, if they are not taking money are they still whores? If they do it for free, wouldn't that make them sluts, since "whore" suggests a financial arrangement?
Do women get pleasure calling other women sluts and whores?
semantic distinctions without differences
i am cool with your defs
but i think most marriages today end due to infidelity
more than any other stat
legally = "irreconcilable difs"
i say a pro/call girl gets cash for sex
and a slut = whore
see?
no hathor
because i call men and women sluts and whores
het and gay
and as a person who is rigidly monogamous...all whores wound me equally
fyi
This gets even better.
On tonight's Rachel Maddow show, she interviewed a reporter for The State newspaper who confronted Gov. Sanford at the Atlanta airport after his plane arrived from Argentina.
The reporter asked him if he had been to Argentina alone, and he said yes, he had been alone and concocted a story about how he had gone there to get away from the public pressure.
Then, the newspaper told Sanford's staff that they had his e-mails with the mistress. A few hours later, Sanford spilled the beans. Not because he had planned to, but because the newspaper had nailed him.
Bottom line: He came back from Argentina lying, and prepared to keep on lying. Nice!
ditto
whores/sluts/adulterers/cheaters/dogs...usually are liars
but pros/call girls/rent boys/gigolos... are brutally honest about their sexcapades...and typically loudly brag via tmi etc
ab writes:
"and as a person who is rigidly monogamous...all whores wound me equally"
Bully for you. Do you ever get uptight when people get judgmental about *your* lifestyle?
i am gay in america
i am judged everywhere everyday...
yes i do...but i have no control over what gaybashers do
i can only control myself
so i do not date whores/adulterers either
and i bash back
ps:
blogging is a lifestyle
being gay is my life
just as being het is yours
fyi
fly:
here is more on men who think youth is contagious:
How pathetic it is that so many twisted men dare to see age as a curse, boldly feign that they age flawlessly themselves, dare to dream that they are physically superior to women their own age, cowardly seek to impress women who are impressed most easily, and repulsively need to lord over women, as if females are all inferior groupie whores!!!
Is this universal male pathology the reason why so few of R. Kelly's celebrity peers refuse to call him out? Like Rick James, Jim Brown, and Steve Harvey dared to call out O.J. as a murderer? Is pedophilia more acceptable than eurocentrism and self-hatred? Perhaps so. Certainly, chicken hawks are as commonplace as chicken heads! Hollywood's hawks may be silent to avoid being hypocrites. Still, silence is consent. And, this consent is wrong!
Misogyny is as pervasive in the music industry as the word "nigga". And, pedophilia is definitely a byproduct of the objectification of women. The only thing better than an object, is a newer version of that object. It follows: "The only thing sexier than a woman is a younger woman/baby girl..."
http://www.geocities.com/ambwww/rkelly.htm
peace
fly:
i would bet money that sanford is het and that his mistress is very young and very pretty
ie
i hate kobe
and this is why his very young beautiful wife should be very very afraid:
I will not judge Kobe Bryant until a jury has done so. The only thing we know now is that he cheated on his young, thin, and beautiful wife. And, he allegedly cheated without a condom. His wife appears to be at her physical peak. This could indeed mean that she has already been sentenced to a life of infidelity without parole or protection from bio-war...
http://www.geocities.com/ambwww/rape.htm
She's only along for the goodies, she don't give a damn who what or how many he gets busy with, which is the case with all of these high maintanence wifeys, you need to get real.
Gregory soccer nut that I am, I have been watching the Fed. Cup. First, I couldn't believe things fell into place for them like it did. And then, to go and beat Spain, who is #1 in the world right now, is truly historic.
Let's see what happens.
Now back to the dirt: Was the woman the good governor seeing a call girl? Who said she was? I missed that.
wcs
"This is such predictably male behavior. It's like men who urinate in public. No sense and not an iota of self control."
LOL!!!!
Lack of sex has driven some of you sistahs straight up bat shit.
it is not lack of sex
it is lack of love and fidelity that ruins most relationships...
sex is easy and abundant
love and respect are harder and rarer...
i bet sanford's wife loves him and is broken...
just like mel gibson's wife...
Alicia,
Whom or what did Sanford have an affair with?
A unicorn?
It's just like the situation with John Ensign.
The woman he cheated on his wife with was just as dirty and skanky as he was, don't you agree?
us:
yes
and i was the first to call her out as his fellow whore herein
so...???
???
I was referring to wcs' gratuitous male bashing which you seemed to endorse.
us:
????
i did not endorse anything
i STILL have no idea what you are referring to...???
and male politico whores have been clowning with whores forever...
obama seems to be an angelic husband...
but
i have MALE friends who are placing bets on hwo quickly obama's mistress will resurface now that some of his nazis in media are waking up...
http://www.mofopolitics.com/2008/10/13/obama-mistress-vera-baker-exiled-by-michelle-obama/
fyi
ab
I'm still waiting for "Maria" to become "Mario."
Really funny thing - the "word verification" for this comment is "polest," which rhymes with "molest!"
Hilarious! The Blogger bot must have a really great sense of humor!
"i just knew this clown disappeared to see a trick...still not convinced this "maria" is a woman...proof please!"
A lot of people on this blog seem to be obsessed with whether Sanford had sex with a woman or a man. I wonder why? Considering he violated his oath to his wife, what difference does it make?
Maybe you are obsessed with male sex porn?
amen
a whore/slut is genderless
and a cheater is a cheater...het or gay!
since 2 men cannot legally be married...a gay man cannot legally commit adultery against his gay common law spouse...
so all the really very strange gaybashing on a het male adulterer herein is really moot
i will be shocked if this man is gay
but no more disgusted by his cheating if he is gay
"...because i call men and women sluts and whores
het and gay
and as a person who is rigidly monogamous...all whores wound me equally"
@ Hathor. Now, do you understand? ab has no other word to describe people who fall from grace....They are all whores. When you develop an IQ of 250, then you will understand...LOL
ab-"but
i have MALE friends who are placing bets on hwo quickly obama's mistress will resurface now that some of his nazis in media are waking up..."
Not only do you hate Obama, but you seem to hate heterosexuals. Your anger toward hets is frightening. Are all homosexuals like you? That is, hoping everything that's het is destroyed and enjoying it with great joy?
ab-"it is not lack of sex
it is lack of love and fidelity that ruins most relationships..."
It is 'lust' and 'betrayal' that comes with it that can ruin relationships and marriages. Many a spouse has fallen to lust while still in love with their spouse.
Now back to the dirt: Was the woman the good governor seeing a call girl? Who said she was? I missed that.
No, she wasn't. Alicia applies the "whore" label to anyone who cheats on a partner. Frankly, I think that's a bit harsh. ;-)
you all have the right to define
whores as you wish
just as i do
and
all bigots call those they bash "bigots/angry/harsh etc..."
always when they dare to bash back
all you sexist het fools herein claiming i hate men just because i am telling the truth about whoring politicos/ageist dogs/serial letches etc
or as if a single one of you even know a real man
you simply cannot handle truth!
just like white racists cannot handle the truth when blacks accurately describe their white racism
i am unimpressed and unmoved
especially by a hater coward who is not even man enough to post anything other than "anon"...
spare me the sexist delusional bs!
ab-"i am unimpressed and unmoved"
I don't care whether you are unimpressed and unmoved. My opinion about you still stands.
assnon:
and?????
wha????
you and your opinion mean less to me than the microscopic dust upon the keys i now type....
your opinion + kiddo's IQ = still less than a penny with a hole in it!
re: lust v. love
i live by toni braxton's song rom the film "boomerang":
"love should have brought you home last night"
fidelity mandates controlling lust to respect love
you all have the right to define
whores as you wish
just as i do
Glad we can agree on that. Now here's a real mind blower, Alicia: I don't necessarily have a whole lot against whores, by which I mean the professionals who trade sex for money, if they stay within certain bounds of discretion. World's oldest profession and all that.
Cheaters, liars, and hypocrites, well, they are different stories. I don't deploy "whore" as an all-purpose insult. To call Gov. Marky Mark a "whore" is something of an insult to the many dedicated, talented prostitutes plying their trade in this cold 'n cruel place we call earth. ;-)
grinder
i see your point
but i disagree
cool?
i say anyone who does not control their lust when they are married is a whore
even if a one shot deal breaker
steve harvey said husband cheat because wives let them
i agree
and
i am just sick and tired of whores getting married...especially all these tired whiny politico whores like sanford on tv...
2 single people in a mutually open relationship can never cheat...het or gay
when one is pretending to be exclusive and is creeping to cheat..THAT one is is the whore...see?
peace
most wives would forgive men who cheated once...
and take men back
over and over
when they cheated again
they took them back
most men usually dumped a wife on her 1st time out
do not be mad at me and the soon to be ? former mrs. sanford because DROVES of het women are no longer willing to play this suicidal game with whorish husbands
and do not act like gays can fail any more miserably at staying married than hets do...
i penned this when i was wounded by a lesbian whore:
Ever notice how the players who say “She/he meant nothing to me...it was just sex”, are the same persons who REFUSE to accept that SAME WEAK line when THEY are being played? Suddenly they understand exactly how pain and betrayal are ALWAYS something when they happen to YOU. Whores are always hypocrites.
Nothing worthwhile is ever easy, yet we work harder on our cars and computers than we do on our love relationships. Trouble in paradise? Head for a strip club NOW!
http://www.geocities.com/ambwww/MONOGAMY.htm
dear anonymous:
the only reason i do care whether sanford cheated with a man or a woman is BECAUSE i'm sure the good governor is anti gay and this will add to the list of hypocritcal shit i like to keep track of...
thank you...
the only reason i do care whether sanford cheated with a man or a woman is BECAUSE i'm sure the good governor is anti gay and this will add to the list of hypocritcal shit i like to keep track of.
I was kinda hopin' it'd be a case of brokeback gaucho love, but alas, he's too boring for that. ;-)
I was kinda hopin' it'd be a case of brokeback gaucho love, but alas, he's too boring for that. ;-)
Grinder, I am officially through with you today! LOL
Let's face it, for all the exoticism of the Argentinian and the tango, when you get right down to it, the governor of South Carolina is just another boring, love-sick suburban hetero white guy with a cum stain on his khakis and a bunch of love letters that would have been much better left in his college dorm room where they belonged.
Call it a stereotype, but stereotypes exist for a reason! Geez, those e-mails, especially the part where he can't even bring himself to call her tits by their real names. Trust me, I am GLAD that one's not a homo! I'd revoke his goddamn union card! ;-)
Apparently "hiking in the Appalachians is Republican code for "humping in Argentina". Who knew?
ab-"fidelity mandates controlling lust to respect love"
I can tell you have no sense of America as a sexually addicted society.
????
why do i have to be amoral because others are?
i can tell you have no sense...at all
Fuck the screwing around shit, anyone with any sense would realize that what really makes Sanford a WHORE is him turning down fed money to fix his rotted, falling down plantation-era schools, just to score brownie points with the Grover Norquist crowd of lunatics in preparation for running for president in 2012. And what makes his wife a WHORE is sticking by such a misanthrope just to spend summers in a luxurious beachhouse while those South Carolina schools continue to rot. In that sense, this entire country is full of WHORES and people who aspire to the same level of WHOREDOM.
What happens in the dark always come out in the light...
Hello AB, I understand your point, I don't need to read Steve Harveys book i've heard him on the radio, watched him promote his book. He talks about his friends an on & on.
Women don't let men do anything men do what they want to do and as for younger women I'm one that likes older women. I know you are gay but I still find you attractive.
Men cheating is what you call it today this is a new concept that came along in the last 50 years. Men having a mistress has been around since the beginning of time..
The idea of men cheating is something that is strictly American from what I can tell. I think cheating is the wrong term it should be called men seeing other women. In mens mind we all see other women. Do you think men can produce children by only thinking about the woman they are with?
Steve Harvey needs to stop acting like a modern day Getlo (Godfrey Cambridge). I don't think many of us Het can live up to the ideals that you expect us to live by. Sort of like the fatherless child that thinks all would be ok if they had a male figure in their lives.
I've been married to the same woman for 38 years and have never been with other women, it's not because she does or doesn't let me do anything i just don't want to deal with all the BS that comes with having two or three women.
I read your post all the time I think you are a proud gay woman I just think you expect to much out of us het men.
and I'll repeat Steve Harvey is no expert on being a man after 38 years of marriage I don't think I can tell anyone anything. Maybe I should write a book called how men should take the bs that modern day women put down.
Men are pretty much hard wired to want to screw anything that moves, and women are more or less soft wired to try to keep them from doing it.
I think once women understand thhat that they might have a chance at making things work. Who wants to hear bs from women everytime they look at another woman.
My wife always says take her if you want and see if she has your back covered. Who needds to hear all the whinng and nagging I don't want to hear it. No women is going to tell me what to do and then expect me to ack like this king of the hill, ain't happening!
I got the message I was just expressing how I feel about the subject I'll keep my coments to myself.
Thanks anyway
Anon.6:42PM, don't ever keep anything to yourself on this blog. Always feel free to express yourself.
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