Saturday, January 07, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for obama putin image

I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Your move, Barrack. And remember,  the pawn can't move backwards. 

*Pic from nbcnews.com. 


47 comments:

mike from iowa said...

I'll give Putin credit for this- when I sit near Putin I feel no need to cover my genitals like I do when I sit near Drumpf.

Lilacpr said...

Everybody lean in like this so it looks like we're discussing something really important!

mike from iowa said...

Can you keep a secret? Drumpf is the dumbest son of a bitch ever to run for office anywhere. He even thinks he won fair and square.

Anonymous said...

Obama: If you don't stop eating my lunch, I am going straight to the U.N.

Putin: No more tuna, Mr. Momjeans. Bring ham tomorrow.

Obama: Okay.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

POTUS: Your move, Putin. And remember, the pawn can't move backwards.

Putin: This ain't checkers?

Anonymous said...

Putin: What's with these niggas in Chicago torturing retarded white kids?

Obama: We have no idea what the motive is.

Putin: You'd better figure it out fast, and then fry those niggas.

Obama: Okay.

Manifest Density said...


President Obama: "I'm going to kick a field goal."

Putin: ok, go ahead.

President Obama: Cheating Bastard!

Manifest density: When you pretend you don't know how to make the goalpost in a paper football game.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Hey field, why don't You caption this:
http://www.trunews.com/article/black-chicago-teens-kidnap-and-torture-white-disabled-man


Whoops! Must have missed that one, LOL.

Just like you missed Jessica Chambers. Just like you reported from your "re-portable sources" about the black church being burnt in Mississippi..(funny, how that appeared on your sidebar after my mentioning it....sorta like you have to add an asterisk to most damn anything nowadays. Huh)

Anonymous said...

Putin: How's it feel knowing Trump is going to bury your legacy?

Obama: Whatever. At least I'll always be remembered as the First Black President.

Putin: Yeah. You're so black they'll call you Martin Luther Cream Jr.

Obama: That's all I get, after eight years of fucking over whitey?

Putin: Alright then, they'll call you Talcum X.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Lilacpr said...
Everybody lean in like this so it looks like we're discussing something really important!

8:52 PM

No, Queenie

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

I didn't do that.

Anonymous said...

All of those dudes sure do look confused. Yeah...it "Figures".

dinthebeast said...

Obama: How did I get this creep as my spades partner? He can't even follow suit!

-Doug in Oakland

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Great one Doug!

The Ministry of Truth said...

Obama: So, okay, you know Trump doesn't really want this whole Oval Office gig, right? It was all just a giant stunt to get your attention, because he's your biggest fan ever. He's got a poster of you on his bedroom wall, honest to God.

He just wants to hang out and drink Scotch together, maybe go naked horseback riding with you a few times ... how much will it take to make this happen? Give me a number -- the U.S. Treasury can write that check right now, and he can call off his presidency and our national nightmare will be over.

The Ministry of Truth said...

With Love, From Russia

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Oh, my goodness...now, it appears the animals that attacked the disabled white guy were shouting anti-Trump slurs as they were doing so!

http://www.trunews.com/article/black-chicago-teens-kidnap-and-torture-white-disabled-man

Surely...that can't be true. Field would have reported upon it.

Apparently, Hate Crimes only count for some.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

You know, I even quit deer hunting a few years ago. Figured I had had my share. (Not to say, I still wouldn't cull a doe or two, just for the venison)

These four animals, I could shoot through the foreheads with no compunction.

If they can select you for Jury Duty, they should also select for executioner...(but, I would allow subjections).

And please...don't ask "what if they were white? Same damn thing.

Some people deserve killing.

mike from iowa said...

Both sides do it, Johnson. Bet you are a riot at a lynching party. 'nother disgusting,despicable, deplorable, dickhead.

Yisheng is a genius said...

mike from iowa said...
Both sides do it, Johnson. Bet you are a riot at a lynching party. 'nother disgusting,despicable, deplorable, dickhead.
>>>>>>>>>

Fieldnegro is the ONLY place where I hear/see small white dicks regularly talk, LOL!!

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Looks like Trump is Nixon 2.0.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/some-of-the-stunning-similarities-between-richard-nixon-and-donald-trump/

Anonymous said...

I made tee times for tomorrow at 8 am and dont be late!!

Lance Cockstrong said...

Susan can you tell these 2 turkeys apart?

Anonymous said...

Obama: Russia needs to embrace transgender toilets or the ice caps will melt and brown people will suffer.

Putin: No more of this bullshit. I wait until white man back in charge.

Obama: Racist!

Putin: Adios, motherfucker. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Manifest Density said...


To show that there are no hard feelings Pooty, I want you to have these coupons for Hollywood Tan you're so... so ... er ...you know... uh, pale.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Calling all redneck morons and racists: Trump is officially Vlad's bitch, so get your Russian MAGA hats now.

dinthebeast said...

Obama: The kids are all calling them "drone strikes", but I'm a bit of a pedant so I still call them "hellfire missiles."

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

OH MY-this is awkward. Courtesy of The Guardian:

British intelligence reportedly provided a vital tipoff to the US in 2015 about the extent of Russian hacking on the presidential election.

The report on the UK’s involvement came after US intelligence agencies published an unclassified version of their finding that Vladimir Putin ordered a multi-pronged operation to interfere in the election in favour of Donald Trump.

The New York Times, citing “two people familiar with the conclusions” of the report, said British intelligence was “among the first” to raise the alarm in autumn 2015 that Moscow had hacked the computer servers of the Democratic National Committee.

The Brits also noticed something else:

Over the course the campaign, British officials were as alarmed as their US counterparts over the extent of contacts between Trump advisers and Moscow and by Trump’s consistently pro-Russian stance on a range of foreign policy issues.

Well isn't that interesting? And completely unsurprising?

Here's more:

Allegations about the depth and nature of contacts between the Trump camp and Moscow have been passed to the FBI but it is unclear whether they are the subject of a full investigation.

Not mention Drumpf mentioned Wikileaks 164 times in the last month of the campaign, but the leaks and hacking had no affect on the campaign-sez like, areally smart man.

mike from iowa said...

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iranian state media says influential former President Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani has died at age 82.

Iranian media earlier said Rafsanjani been hospitalized because of a heart condition.

Whoo Hoo! Another feather in Obama's cap. Try to take this accomplishment away, wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

Moron be saying...

"Whoo Hoo! Another feather in Obama's cap."

How is some old dude dying a feather in anyone's cap?

Anyway, that guy had one of the coolest names...Rafsanjani.

mike from iowa said...

Nat Hentoff passed away. Blame Drumpf and wingnuts for stifling free speech.

Lt Commander dumb ass said...

Just like you miss little babies being raped by white men. You are one sick fuck Lt. never served a day in the military because he'a a coward. Now go let white men do whatever the fuck they want because you only post about negroes who have already been arrested.

Lt. Commander Retard said...

You really are slow aren't you? This shit happened days ago and they were charged with hate crimes. Jezus, are all you white boys fucking retarded? I bet it was you no-Johnson. Is that why you're so mad?

Anonymous said...

yisheng says...

"Fieldnegro is the ONLY place where I hear/see small white dicks regularly talk, LOL!!"

This is a mildly funny statement yisheng. It really had so much more potential but you perverted it.

Note: Moron from Iowa is actually a half dozen or so paid trolls. Notice their spelling, syntax and style are different. Some are probably female. They may be in cubicles but more than likely are geographically separated.

Have a nice Sunday.

Lilacpr said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again,and again, and again! There is little to no help available for the mentally ill! They are treated like stray animals and left to wander the streets! Now look what happened! Older people that were enjoying the golden years of their lives, about to go on a cruise, end up dead and in hospital in coma!

Shame America The Great! Shame! Great at the expense of what???

Anonymous said...

Hey no- Johnson, if you don't like what Field posts or doesn't you're free to take your racist ass to stormfront or wherever you retarded white boys bitch. I bet they have a whole section on the stories you want to read about and you can chat with your lovers Josh and James.

mike from iowa said...

Anymoose- would you please tell whoever is supposed to be paying me to get with the program? I don't need to be paid to tell you traitorious fucking bastards what I think of you. Have an nice day and choke on it.

Lt. Commander of the dumbass brigade said...

Or his dumb ass can start his own blog. Nah, he's way to dumb to do that.

Anonymous said...

Morons from Iowa be saying...

"would you please tell whoever is supposed to be paying me to get with the program?"

I'm not a paid troll you are. You need to talk with whatever Soros' funded front group responsible for paying you and your co-workers.

Have a great evening!



mike from iowa said...

Dumbass can't read or comprehend Anymoose- I never said you were a paid troll. Even dumberass.

Anonymous said...

A new sitcom coming Fall 2017 featuring two men, a woman, and an intersex person who goes by the name Barack.

Manifest Density said...


President Obama tells Putin that it was just a movie and Al Pacino didn't really die in Scarface.

Dr. Wheautremeaux said...

Note: Moron from Iowa is actually a half dozen or so paid trolls. Notice their spelling, syntax and style are different.
--

Yes, but they are all dumb as a box of rocks, or Yisheng even.

dinthebeast said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fBiOVEcyI

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

Come out and play, trolls. The boogeyman from iowa won't get you, but de Black guy in de White House has big black pot gonna cook you all up. Bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Senator Al Franken should have been a warning to the health of the republic. At least of the health of the Democrat's system.

field negro said...

"A new sitcom coming Fall 2017 featuring two men, a woman, and an intersex person who goes by the name Barack."

Anon, don't quit your day job.

Comedy is a tough business.