Saturday, January 14, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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I need a caption for this pic.

Example: How can they call me a racist? I mean look at us. Steve, don't I laugh at all of your jokes?  

*Pic from nola.com  

48 comments:

Faith_and_Fairness said...

"You'll see... The blacks will love me, Steve, once I name you & Kanye to my African-American Hall of Famers."

Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes said...

Funny, field, how you always use your "give me a captions pics", and then give us a "helpful" example. In other words...this is the direction you are trying to steer the comments.

You swinging lawyer black folks are rotten cheese.

The Ministry of Truth said...

Ladies and gentlemen -- you handful of journalists I have not banned, because you don't say mean things about me and hurt my feelings -- I have called you here today along with several of my favorite Acceptable Blacks to celebrate Great Americans Day (formerly Martin Luther King Day)!

The Ministry of Truth said...

(Yes, I do know that this one is the fault of Biloxi, Mississippi, who celebrate MLK on the same day as Robert E. Lee because ... it's the Deep South.

But come on, we all know that Donald would fit in great with the gentle white folk of Biloxi, even if he is from New Yawk.)

Anonymous said...

C'mon dawg, I finally gave up on the hairpiece you should embrace your male pattern baldness Don. Get that small animal off your head man!

PX

dinthebeast said...

"Name something you're not supposed to pee on."



-Doug in Oakland

Flying Junior said...

Maybe some Jewish guy or some fucking Catholic if he has enough money, but there's no fucking way in hell some spear chucker touches any of my daughters, or my even my wife.

Guys, what? Relax. You know I love you baby!

mike from iowa said...

Either one of you bros touch Ivanka I'll want pictures, lots of pictures or your fired. Make sure she sez "love you daddy"

Manifest Density said...

Trump cooning for the camera

Josh said...

"Yes. Mr. Harvey showed it to us. It's oouyge! Way bigger than mine. Just look at the size of those hands. Can you believe those hands? They're great! Great hands."

mike from iowa said...

I can count all my black friends on both middle fingers. Hey Steve, wanna smell my new girlfriend and Melanoma?

Anonymous said...

Trump: "Obama never gave a shit about black Americans if you consider his lack of results. During his reign, there has been a significant increase in murder rates of young male blacks by young male blacks in many major cities. There is a lower high school graduation rate among black students relative to other races in this country. There are too few responsible fathers of young black boys in the black family.

Starting with you two successful, male, role models, let's work together to get other black men to join our movement.

Identity politics and a victim mentality has not helped black citizens. Responsible parenting, quality education, and jobs are the keys to upward mobility. Let's make America Great Again for All Americans."

Lance Cockstrong said...

Life-Size 3-Card Monte ...

field negro said...

C'mon dawg, I finally gave up on the hairpiece you should embrace your male pattern baldness Don. Get that small animal off your head man!

PX" *leader*

Lance@ 10:00 close second.

Josh@9:00, Mike@1:18 and Doug@11:24, gets HM.






Virginia said...

Doug, that was a good one!

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...
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It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

PX" *leader*

Lance@ 10:00 close second.

Mike@1:18 and Doug@11:24, gets HM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>

Congrats to everyone listed because I DON'T READ BULLSHIT COMMENTS FROM BULLSHIT WHITE WIENER BOYS EVER!!!

And imma keep saying this shit until I'm not the ONLY one ignoring this racist piece of filth!

Anonymous said...

Refresh my memory, which one of you guys was Steve Urkel again?

BULLSHIT WHITE WIENER BOY said...

Since Yisheng won't read this I can let you in on a little secret: She is never going to be a doctor.

The Ministry of Truth said...

If you didn't find Trump's meeting with Steve Harvey particularly amusing, you might get a laugh out of the following.

Visualizing Trump whimsically playing a musical instrument is perhaps the only way to watch one of his cretinous, lie-infested press conferences without wanting to beat him savagely with a tire iron: Life Accordion to Trump.

Well, that or Sassy Trump, which perfectly punctures Trump's pathetic, fake tough-guy persona.

mike from iowa said...

Steve, we'll get along great. Can't wait to show my friends. Go fetch me a drink and a cigar.

Anonymous said...

"Trump's pathetic, fake tough-guy persona."

Says the Ministry of Faggotry.

SMDH

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Trump: "Obama never gave a shit about black Americans if you consider his lack of results. During his reign, there has been a significant increase in murder rates of young male blacks by young male blacks in many major cities. There is a lower high school graduation rate among black students relative to other races in this country. There are too few responsible fathers of young black boys in the black family.

Starting with you two successful, male, role models, let's work together to get other black men to join our movement.

Identity politics and a victim mentality has not helped black citizens. Responsible parenting, quality education, and jobs are the keys to upward mobility. Let's make America Great Again for All Americans."

9:59 AM




Amen!

Yisheng is a genius said...

The Ministry of Truth said...
Well, that or Sassy Trump, which perfectly punctures Trump's pathetic, fake tough-guy persona.
>>>>>>>>

They say that the level with which a mad brags is inversely related to the size of his penis.

We shall overcome said...

@Anon 1:37: So that's Obama's fault? America has been giving blacks special help in school, preferential college admission, affirmative action hiring, and minority business subisdies for 50 years, and nothing has helped. Obama just continued with the same failed Civil Rights policies becasue he was too mediocre intellectualy and too ideologically blinded to do anything different.

John Lewis marched through the beautiful white-run southern city of Selma 50 years ago, and today it is a pile of ruins run by blacks. Rosa Parks moved to the front of the bus, and today you need to enclose bus drivers in bullet proof boxes. The Civil Rights movement has been a disaster of historic proportions for black and white people, yet somehow we still celebrate this destruction as if it was mankind's greatest achievement ever.

I think Trump can help, but this worship of Equality of Outcome and the Saintedness of Black People is too deeply ingrained for one man to overcome. That is going to take a movement and a revolution on the scale of the one that got us here.

Josh said...

"That is going to take a movement and a revolution..."

IMO, all it takes is perspective. When people in America, no matter how "oppressed" they think they are, wake up and realize that they're bitching over first-world problems, we'll see some swift changes.

I mean, this is a nation where, so long as a person is black, he can literally grow up in a household worth millions of dollars, and still claim he's a slave held down by chains; and the kicker: White people will feel so guilty about it that they'll cave in and give lil Buckwheat whatever the fuck he demands. Buckwheat Hotep, man of the people.

Jackov Smirnoff said...

Josh said...
"this is a nation where, so long as a person is black, he can literally grow up in a household worth millions of dollars, and still claim he's a slave held down by chains"

Or go to college her entire life on other people's dimes, never actually graduating or doing anything of value, and brag about being a genius.

What a country!

Anonymous said...

We shall overcome said: I think Trump can help, but this worship of Equality of Outcome and the Saintedness of Black People is too deeply ingrained for one man to overcome. That is going to take a movement and a revolution on the scale of the one that got us here.


I say: any revolution in the black family will start with responsible, employed, black fathers, in my opinion. Mothers are so important, but it takes a man to raise a boy.

If Trump can do anything at all for the poor people in the impoverished inner city and white people in the equally impoverished rural coal country, it may be to provide jobs to fathers so they can have dignity in supporting their family.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

More bus permits for the women's march than for the illegitimate inauguration!!!

Anonymous said...

"Or go to college her entire life on other people's dimes, never actually graduating or doing anything of value, and brag about being a genius."

The most useless women squawk the most.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Will someone inform assnonymous that ignoring assnonymous posts is SUPER easy too. Especially when you know that wimpy boy posts as assnonymous on this site 35 out of 70 comments, ROTFL!!!

Just clink on post and WA-LA, it disappears!

Bawhahahahahahahah!!!

Anonymous said...

You.Will.Never.Be.A.Doctor.

So there's that.

Anonymous said...

Is Yeshing a doctor? After reading this blog for at least 4 years, in my opinion this woman is one the most, if not the most, bigoted and stupid commenters.

I worked with an very, very smart, black doctor from Nigeria decades ago. He was the most hated person in the office by colleagues, employees, and patients because of his insecurity and chip on his shoulder. Too bad he didn't realize how much we admired his knowledge and did not care he was black on bit. He lasted only two years before being "let go".

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Trump with no clothes, LOL!!!

http://www.startribune.com/sack-cartoon-trump-sartorially/379876171/

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Anon 6:21: No, Yisheng is not a doctor. She is a woman in her mid-50's who has been in college for close to 40 years. She used to go by the name "Dr. Queen" and constantly denigrate others from the position that she was a superior person because she was going to be a doctor.

But she never made it into med school. Now she claims to be working towards being a medical researcher, which would be a great achievement, but with her record something that is probably bullshit.

And even if she eventually did accomplish something, she would still be one of the most awful persons you would ever come across. Despite being supported decade after decade in her Quixotic quest for credentials, she despises this country and the working people whose taxes pay for her misguided dream. Oh, and she is a vile racist too. Think of a Michelle Obama whose husband never got elected President, with even less class and brains.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

So very excited to be going to see Hidden Figures tomorrow with other women in STEM!! And I'll be sure to post a recap of the movie here for the reading pleasure of ALL my fans!!!

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

Women in STEM getting together on the MLK holiday! :)

How apropos!

Anonymous said...

Listen Comrades there is not such thing as cooning in the Russian Federation!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for Hidden Figures II, about the black woman who invented the Internet.

Anonymous said...

"Women in STEM getting together on the MLK holiday! How apropos!"

Are you saying women in STEM are plagiarists? WTF!

Manifest Density said...


Trump is going to follow the blueprint President Obama left for him. Of course he is going to try to rename everything and claim he invented it, but everybody knows, that's how the neuropeon mind works. How about the Neonderthal Care Act!??

Anonymous said...

Hidden Figures III, the story of how Barack Obama will really deserve the credit for all of Trump's achievements!

Anonymous said...

Like what? Paying women to piss?

random said...

I am not paying you until Steve finds his toupee

Anonymous said...

"Would you boys be interested in ... ahem... a Golden Shower in my Trump Tower penthouse? Ivanka and Melania will be there!"

Anonymous said...

I didn't know trump was such a good drummer.
He sure knows how to play those Tom-Toms.

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

The last week the US will have an Ivy League educated FLOTUS that speaks good English and who hasn't flossed her ass in a magazine:

https://www.google.com/search?q=michelle+obama&safe=active&espv=2&biw=1229&bih=589&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUp5WMv8fRAhUnxFQKHbhAABcQ_AUICCgD

It's Yīshēng, Stalking B*cthes said...

The coolest, most accomplished POTUS EVER!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=achievements+of+Obama&safe=active&espv=2&biw=1229&bih=589&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiU--7Vv8fRAhVI72MKHTC4BogQ_AUIBygC#safe=active&tbm=isch&q=President+Obama+getting+out+of+car+Ebony+cover&imgrc=5qIX60wE5glaRM%3A