Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I need more time.



I am bumming tonight. Why? Well, it seems that I have less than a week to try and hook up with Lark Voorhies before the world comes to an end. According to some believers the world will come to an end on May 21, 2011. Don't laugh, apparently there is some biblical interpretations to back this up. And, in typical A-merry-can fashion, the rapture folks are cashing in. (What's the point of cashing in if they won't be around to spend anything?)



I wish you people could have given a brother a little more time. Now what am I going to do with the rest of my "bucket list"? Five days is just not enough to do all the things that I want to do.


Hell it will take me that long just to get my mack on with Lady Lark. And why did it have to end on a beautiful Spring day? On a Saturday no less. That guy upstairs has a cruel sense of humor. Why didn't he end it all on a Monday? I bet a lot of us would have appreciated that a little more.



But I have to ask this question: I thought the big guy was going to come as a thief in the night. ( I am paraphrasing, one of you Christians might want to help me out.) When did he change his plans and decide to announce the big bang? I always liked the idea of no one knowing when Mother Earth went kaput. No long lines at the confessional booth, no massive sell- offs, no rush to the national parks. Just everyone going about their daily grind and........bam! It's over.



Still, I hope you rapture folks don't mind if I hedge my bets a little. I am not going to exactly take off tomorrow and head to Cali to find you know who. Nothing personal, and I don't want to be a sceptic like some folks, but you folks have been wrong before.






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alicia banks said...

kosher kkkk needs slaps:

file this under

pookie white schizo killer moms

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-18/murder-defendant-casey-anthonys-multiple-personalities/?cid=hp:mainpromo9

Have Some Firewater said...

"If only the Native Americans had put a deadly Immigration Policy in place at the time...

4:13 PM"


Huh. It wasn't like they didn't try.

The Palefaces just kicked their asses.

(Except for that dumbass Yankee, Custer)

alicia banks said...

kosher kkk needs slaps:

file this under

global white pookie cannibal chef

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cannibal-arrested-in-moscow,0,3654441.story

no_slappz said...

la audio writes:

Slappy, as I said, there were also evidence in those other two rape cases that you cited. The two other black female names you called, remember?

What cases? Tawana Brawley and Crystal Mangum?

In those cases there was NO evidence of anything except lying by the phony victims.

Regarding my ancestors' arrival in the New World, you said:

No Toucan, I don't believe you, it's as simple as that.

No matter how hard you wish, you can't change the facts.

You wrote:

If only the Native Americans had put a deadly Immigration Policy in place at the time...

In fact, one of my ancestors was killed by Indians in 1675.

There was a war known as King Philips' War -- a fight that raged in 1675-76 -- fought mostly in Connecticut and Rhode Island.

King Philip was actually the name of the leader of the Indians. Finally, after Philips and his warriors had killed too many Puritans, the Puritans formed their own SEAL Team 6, hunted down King Philip and killed him, which ended the Indian terrorism.

After that, the Indians took a beating.

Anonymous said...

Lakesha escorted off train

Not surprised.

alicia banks said...

fn:

there is never any method to biblical madness

there is never any end to contradictory buybull bs

shame!!!

But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

Mark 13:32

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/732464048/biblical-laws-for-homohating-cherry-pickers/&sa=U&ei=gTPUTa3VHuHv0gG9zuzgCw&ved=0CBAQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNGixF3ta7ca4sVzYEoRcZJQPfpxMw

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/733349822/top-10-biblical-myths-about-homosexuals/&sa=U&ei=gTPUTa3VHuHv0gG9zuzgCw&ved=0CBIQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNHLorpyf_NguyJy0vMUI_HioO1GMg

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alicia banks said...
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alicia banks said...

anon:

i have seen loud rude people of all races and classes on cells ALL OVER in all places...

even in restroom stalls...

u too???

alicia banks said...
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alicia banks said...

original mf lying fool uts:

u broke reviled ignored robbed sheeple mongrel nigs love oj and hobama...who both hate u all

and u bash cornel and tavis as they revere adore fight and live for u all...

shame!!!!!!!!

http://www.amazon.com/Bulworth-Warren-Beatty/dp/6305297142

Anonymous said...

no_slappz said...
outofhismindsteve writes:

http://www.grassrootsoccer.org/wp-content/uploads/final.pdf

Yeah. The preceding program purports that it's possible to slow the spread of AIDS by getting kids to play soccer.

You really are a ree-tard.



I think UTS is getting worse. He doesn't seem to be able to read or understand the articles he posts and then goes about beating his chest and making jungle cries with his butt plug partner MOLD and yet continues to totally ridicule himself each and every time.

I remember a black homeless man in the port of authority terminal in NY, scab encrusted from head to toe, filthy to the point that when you got within 20 feet of him you wanted to puke. This guy literally ate his scabs and whenever he saw a woman he would always stand up and strut and say "I knows you wants this,come look at all the glory I be, you aint never seen a man like me before"... This is UTS, delusional, stanky and full of mental scabs. He proves with each post that his warped mind purposeful or not cannot digest even the most basic tenets of rationale and doesn't have a strong ability to think overall.

It is all pure animalistic emotion. something very atypical are his constant accusations that others are upset, indicating HIS true emotional state and incessant projection onto others.

Sad but atypical.

Anonymous said...

laa the bitter shrew was right about one thing arnies mistress is a latina mami and she gots tig ole biddies and some flava! clearly a lot more flava than miss shriver who looks very ill like she has some wasting disease eye hope she can get over that but the kid looks like a brown version of arnie so eye cante see how his family aint know theyre all stoopid fools!

alicia banks said...

jon s is a real man i love!!!

uts:
u r unfit to shine js's shoes with your ragged hobama tee

vdlr:
watch that blackish bitch hobama
give this wm a pass as he keeps whining ONLY about the truths that bm like cornel and tavis tell



Jon Stewart told Bill O'Reilly that he would consider voting for a Republican, and that President Obama has not lived up to his expectations.

In the second part of their chat (the first, which focused on rapper Common's appearance at the White House, aired on Monday), O'Reilly and Stewart discussed the 2012 presidential race.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/18/jon-stewart-bill-oreilly-obama-republican_n_863464.html

alicia banks said...

unlicked unloved unkempt unintelligent uninformed untamed tiger keeper/your own private ahnold having vdlr:

lick this!!!

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/18/cornel-west-criticizes-obama/

The African Queen said...

"Anonymous said...
Lakesha escorted off train

Not surprised.

4:58 PM"


It's just too bad they stopped the train before they threw Lakeysha's fat, disrespected ass off it.

Dr. Nuwang said...

alicia banks said...
u uneducated unloved unwanted fertile pookie coon hood rat clown!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now THIS is some funny 'ish, ROTFLMBAO!!!!!

Hey AB, you forgot to mention unemployed, LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hate to break it to you folks but the world will probably be coming to an end Saturday. I saw signs of the end when I got lost in the Bermuda Triangle on my yatch and haven't been able to sell it, not even for a dollar.

I origninally thought I would have to sell it for whatever I could get. But since Saturday is only a few days away, I'll have enough money to make it.

Desertfox, you ain't nothing but a playgirl and it's your lies to me that is bring this world to an end. The Lord doesn't like the way you treated me so your ass is going to fry on Saturday.

UncleTomRuckusInGoodWhiteWorld said...

La♥audiobooks :

People who are unintelligent generally jump to conclusions without analysis. if you want to see what I think I posted it in the comments section of the next post on this blog. I said:

"As far as the article by the Japanese professor who teaches in the UK...he simply begged the question.

Unlike a lot of emotionally disturbed kneegrows online who are reactionary, I actually read his entire article. All he "proved" is current stereotypes of the sample from the country where the sample was taken show that the average man found black woman less attractive. So he basically found a "stereotype" and tried to rationalize it scientifically. Uhm...science does not work that way. This is some pop-pseudo-science article. He did not define what 'beauty was" in a measurable way that can be repeatedly tested. He simply said "who do you find attractive" and showed a lot of pictures (actually he did not, he is going off of data in another study)...that's not objective, that is subjective. It is like proving that "black males are more masculine" by surveying people's attitudes, then trying to come up with some theory that might correlate with this stereotype that he found to be prevalent. However he never defines what "masculine" means so there is nothing to test against. It's crap. This is the same guy who said Asians did bad scientific research because they are inherently uncreative and cannot write properly in English. :-O LOL GTfo...

Basically the guy found through his non-random group that was surveyed by someone else that blacks when held equal with other populations by IQ and BMI is that black men are considered just slightly more attractive than average (as compared to white, Asian, Native American men), and black women were found MUCH LESS attractive than average (with higher variance, than white, Asian, and Native American woman).

He could not understand this so he ASSUMED it was because blacks have higher testosterone levels, making men more "hyper-masculine (read: BUCK) and women more mannish (read William's sistas traney looking).

LOL, I don't even want to go into the testerone studies and all of that. I will just say this IS NOT SCIENCE. this is not about defending black women's honor to me, it is about defending science.

This is the same Asian man who said that Asians cannot do proper scientific research because they are inherently uncreative bad writers. :-(

He was projecting obviously.

http://mangans.blogspot.com/2009/06/kanazawa-asians-cant-do-science.html"

You have anything else stupid to say?

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

Beauty comes in all human shades. I've been stopped short by the beauty of the lightest skinned Norwegian to the darkest skinned North Carolinian equally, along with most every shade in between. Thank you USMC!

~O~

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