The House Negroes have been very active of late. As a result, the House Negro power rankings have to be constantly updated. Here goes.
10. Tim Scott: Timmy is still holding down the tenth spot, because he still refuses to say a negative word about Daddy Trump and his administration.
09. Clarence Thomas: Uncle Clarence will never leave this list.
08. Stephen A. Smith: Still loud, and still wrong. Bu he dropped a little, because he has managed to keep his mouth shut for a few days.
07. John Maples: Poor John thought he could grift his way to power by getting the endorsement of the MAGA leader. It didn't work. Emily George, a white woman, kicked his ass in the special election for the seat in Dear Leader's backyard. Black folks overwhelmingly supported the white woman over this clown who thought that his blackness would get him some inroads with us. Sorry bro, "all our skin folks ain't our kin folks."
06. Byron Donalds: Another delusional black man who believes that he will ever get the approval of the MAGA crowd. You're a prop good brother, that's it.
05. Jason Whitlock: Of course he had something negative to say about Michael B. Jordan winning the Oscar for best male actor. House Negroes are very predictable.
04. Amber Rose: Another talentless clown looking for love in all the wrong places.
03. Chili from TLC: She denies being a Trump supporter and retweeting negative things about former first lady, Michelle Obama, but the internet had receipts. To the house you go, Chili. Who is a "scrub" now?
02. Lorenzo Sewell: This black MAGA minister is all in for Trump. This clown said that the Trump presidency is "improving black American lives", and is sticking with Trump no matter what. Somebody check this man's banking history.
01. Nick Cannon: The Democratic party is the party of the KKK? Take a break from having all those children with multiple women and read a history book . It might prevent you from making an absolute fool of yourself in the future.
