Monday, August 15, 2016

When your surrogates are as over the top as you are..

Image result for rudy giuliani imagesOver at the sex assault network, they are freaking out over the thought of Donald trump getting his ass handed to him by a lady. And to the much hated Hillary no less.

By all accounts, trump is getting a major beat down in all the polls, and for a guy who claims to be a winner, this cannot be good.  It 's probably why he is already declaring that the elections will be rigged and warning us that if he loses it will be because those blacks in places like Philly cheated. And, sadly for him, now (some) in the press are finally doing their job and some real investigative reporting. This might be why he has been running against the New York Times and other media outlets of late. 

Things have gotten so bad for the orange haired one that his surrogates are starting to sound as over the top and as irrational as he is. From Rudy Giuliani declaring that there were no terrorist attacks on American soil before Obama (Pssst, remember September 11th?), to Katrina Pierson declaring that
Barack Obama started the Afghan war.

All of this of course won't slow down the trump train. It will continue to motor down the tracks, running on the fumes from his oversized ego, and the energy from the clueless minions who have rallied around his movement.

Ready or not, here it comes, and the only thing that can stop it is a reality check.

Speaking of reality checks, Justin Gatlin got one last night when he tried to run against fellow yawdie and GOAT,  Usain Bolt.

Congrats to Usain Bolt for winning three gold medals in three different Olympic games while competing in the 100 meter dash.

Yes yawdies, "a wi a run tings".  

*Pic from huffingtonpost.com




 

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Usain Bolt is a cheater who uses PEDs.

Justin Gatlin is the fastest man in the world.

Uhleekh M'Baahles said...

Rudy Giuliani obviously meant that there were no terrorist attacks after 9/11 before Obama took over.

It's childish to pretend you don't understand someone's point, or to take someone hyper literally, as when Trump said "Obama founded ISIS". A thinking adult understands Trump didn't mean Obama got on a plane, flew to Iraq, and recruited people to join this new club he called "ISIS"; he or she knows Trump meant Obama created ISIS by sending arms and cash to jihadist groups in an effort to overthrow Assad. Which he did.

I Hate Spics, Gooks, Kikes, and Faggots said...

Keeping digging your grave Trump! You, your lackeys, and your dimwitted supporters are going down this November! I can't wait!
#ImWithHer

Anonymous said...

What anon @ 2304 said. Ha! But seriously, the Donald is causing harm to the GOP brand so much so that he is losing non-college educated white women and is in danger of losing South fucking Carolina! And here we thought McCain and Romney were horrible candidates. Who are they gonna run next time, Beavis and Butthead? I knew the gop wasn't a serious party but damn. Hopefully this will flow into the house and senate races and we can get some folks who want to work (fingers crossed).

PX

dinthebeast said...

The problem with that way of thinking is that it doesn't translate to the presidency, which is the actual job he is seeking. The president can't just assume everyone will get his intended meaning when he says the kinds of things Trump says every time he opens his mouth. Markets and alliances are quite sensitive to the language the president uses, and as a long job interview, this campaign is proving over and over that Trump just can't control his speech.
I don't think he even wants the job, myself. I think he's in it for the adulation. He likes rallies where lots of people cheer for him and hang on his every word. Sort of like a rock star without the rock.
He won the primaries that way, to no-one with a working brain's surprise, and now that he has to try appealing to non-Republicans, he refuses to change his approach, even when it is obvious to everyone, even him, that what he is doing isn't working. Basically, he's addicted to the attention.
It's really good that he's going to lose, and hopefully in a large enough landslide to flip the senate and house and a bunch of statehouses along with it.

-Doug in Oakland

Puerto Rican food is nasty shit said...

Rudy Giuliani is like George W. Bush. They both happened to be in office during 9/11, so of course experienced popularity and acclaim because of their responses, but really are pieces of shit. I guess one difference is that W. isn't endorsing Trump, whereas Giuliani is.

Anonymous said...

Trump is going to win, you can bank on it.

we are all fucked said...

It doesn’t matter what Hilliary says and it doesn’t matter what Trump says. The Repubs could have the Mr. Perfect that some people seem to want, articulate, gaff free and a perfect record, but the left owns the narrative, they would turn him into a monster. They called McCain racist, they called Romney racist, they would be calling Cruz or Rubio or Paul or whoever it was racist.

The Democrats can run a scandal-plagued, brain-damaged, seizure prone wife of an impeached former President, who refuses to hold press conferences, who was caught rigging her primary, who the head of the FBI just called incompetent and a liar, who sold out her country for foreign cash, who sits on a stage with a Taliban loving father of a mass killer and who allies herself with the BLM extremists calling for the murder of cops. It doesn't matter. Elections are just for show when one side holds all the power. Welcome to the U.S.S.A comrades.

No, YOU'RE fucked said...

The Repubs could have the Mr. Perfect that some people seem to want, articulate, gaff free and a perfect record, but the left owns the narrative,
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Tell you what dipshit, run that perfect candidate the one who won't choose a fucking retarded hillbilly as a running mate and we'll see how it goes.


who sits on a stage with a Taliban loving father of a mass killer and who allies herself with the BLM extremists calling for the murder of cops.
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Just fucking wow, you are exactly the type of person who Trump needs to vote. Thank god there are more rational smart people than ignorant assholes like you. If there were more dumbfucks like you you're right, we would be fucked.

Rachel said...

Trump supporters are the epitome of "lowest common denominator."

Little Bitch said...

The B-I-B-L-E. Yes that's the book for me.

Craig said...

Trump supporters are either fat ugly white guys, or anorexic, dimwitted white bitches.

Anonymous said...

If it's guaranteed that Trump will lose, why do all mainstream media outlets run 24-7 anti-Trump stories?

Seems like it wouldn't matter what Trump does or says given the fact that polls show him so far behind. And polls are always reliable, just ask the mainstream media.



field negro said...

"Thinking adult" and trump is quite oxymoronic, no?

BTW, I was ready to give him the benefit of the doubt, until he said that he literally meant that Obama found Isis.

But hang in there trump supporters, it must be really hard for you to defend this clown.

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anotherbozo said...

Are you sure Usain Bolt isn't originally from Trinidad? He's too in-your-face to be Jamaican.

Wesley R said...

Every time Usain Bolt has a set back, ie. sore back, sore hamstring etc. he flies over to Europe and meets with a doctor from Germany who gives him injections of Actovegin, which is calf's blood. Among other things it places more oxygen in the blood which gives you more endurance to train longer, which makes you faster. So the reality check is Justin Gatlin is cleaner than Usain Bolt, and Yohan Blake who also took this 'treatment' this year. If you look up Actovegin the first description reads 'Performance Enhancing Drug'.

The Purple Cow said...

"Every time Usain Bolt has a set back, ie. sore back, sore hamstring etc. he flies over to Europe and meets with a doctor from Germany who gives him injections of Actovegin, which is calf's blood."

Actovegin isn't calf's blood you numpty, it is derived from calf's blood, and is usually taken in tablet form.

It is NOT on WADA's illegal band substance list unless it is given via infusion. Many, many athletes world wide take out quite legally.

Secondly, Bolt goes to Dr. Wolfhart twice a year for check ups and not "every time he has a set back"

Limpbaugh said...

Hillary Clinton is supported by neo con war mongers. Some who could end up in her administration are Michelle Flournoy, Leon Panetta, and Michael Morell who has called for killing Russians and Syrians. Her surrogates just stole my vote. The same media that cheer led the Iraq War is cheer leading their war monger who voted for it. https://consortiumnews.com/2016/08/12/rigging-the-coverage-of-syria/

Limpbaugh said...

Obama did found ISIS.
http://www.wnd.com/2016/08/2012-pentagon-report-warned-obama-was-creating-isis/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwLufaTK29s

Yīshēng said...

field negro said...
But hang in there trump supporters, it must be really hard for you to defend this clown.
>>>>>

Actually Field I think defending a clown would be easy for other clowns.

Limpbaugh said...

Rand Paul has some very interesting thins to say about Clinton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zje7qmzgso0

I Hate Spics, Gooks, Kikes, and Faggots said...

Hillary is basically guaranteed a victory in November! I can't wait to taste the tears of Trump and his stupid supporters!
#ImWithHer

Puerto Rican food is nasty shit said...

Trump supporters seem like they will be extremely poor losers in November. Trump and his supporters have basically made up their mind that they will whine about a rigged and unfair election when he loses. What a bunch of babies, just like their hero.

field negro said...

Don't know too many Jamaicans do u? We are in your face to a fault.:)

In fact, Bolt is more friendly banter than in your face.

Trump Supporter said...

Where's the Brazilian Eric Rudolph when you need him?

Grung_e_Gene said...

ISIS is the unholy muslim love child of Ronnie Raygun and W ( orst Potus Ever).

Anonymous said...

"But hang in there trump supporters, it must be really hard for you to defend this clown."

Not really, think about the madness they've been defending for years in the gop. They're used to it. Remember Palin?


PX

Anonymous said...

Says PilotX, whose party trots out a doddering invalid war criminal who along with her husband is the biggest grifter in the history of America.

Anonymous said...

"Says PilotX, whose party trots out a doddering invalid war criminal who along with her husband is the biggest grifter in the history of America."

I assume you mean the Democratic Party? I am not a Democrat, I'm an independent who leans towards the Green Party so that's strike one. Secondly assuming you're talking about Bill Clinton who balanced the budget and is regarded as one of the better presidents. Anyhoo, it is pretty sad if you are losing to a doddering, invalid war criminal grifter. What does that say about the state of the Republican Party? Sad anon, just sad.

PX

The worst of the worst said...

You are voting for Hillary, PilotX. Don't lie.

Bill Clinton never balanced the budget. Look it up. The government was projected to eventually have a balanced budget, but never reached it. The fact that it got close was entirely due to the Gingrich congress, who forced Clinton to reduce spending (against a couple of vetos). The US also received a "Cold War Bonus" from massive cuts in military spending made possible by Ronald Reagan winning the cold war. Oil was historically cheap after Bush 1 won the Iraq war, and the internet boom realized the investments spent on computers n the 70's and 80's. Boom times = increased tax revenues.

Bill Clinton was a degenerate rapist who was prevented from getting his way because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

https://youtu.be/T6Imq-rKrLg

Anonymous said...

"Anyhoo, it is pretty sad if you are losing to a doddering, invalid war criminal grifter"

That would only be because of millions of morons such as yourself. However, I don't believe that even America has enough morons to elect Hillary. Trump's gonna win.

Anonymous said...

Trump supporters are hopeless.

Troy said...

Gary Johnson 2016

Bi-racial Trump supporter said...

I have a huuuuuuuuuuge penis! :)

dinthebeast said...

Gish gallop! (gag)

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Someone dropped a load in Doug's mouth again.

Anonymous said...

"You are voting for Hillary, PilotX. Don't lie."

Uh, yeah ok. I've got a pretty good record for voting Green but you know everything.

. "The fact that it got close was entirely due to the Gingrich congress, who forced Clinton to reduce spending (against a couple of vetos). The US also received a "Cold War Bonus" from massive cuts in military spending made possible by Ronald Reagan winning the cold war."

Sure but we can also include tax revenue created by poppy Bush's tax increases. We can also thank Tip O'Neil's congress for helping to win the cold war. Funny how Reagan did everything on his own but Clinton needed Gingrich.

PX

Anonymous said...

Fact Check: Who was president the last time the budget was balanced?

- The U.S. government suffered budget deficits every year from 1970 through 1997.
- Democrat Bill Clinton was president in 1998, when the government finally recorded a surplus.
- There also were budget surpluses in 1999, 2000 and in 2001. 2001 was the last year the Clinton administration proposed the budget.
- Republican George W. Bush succeeded Clinton in 2001. The United States had a budget deficit in 2002, and it has recorded budget deficits every year since. The deficit is projected to increase substantially this year under President Barack Obama.
- Republicans say they should get at least some of the credit for the balanced budgets during the Clinton administration, because Republican majorities controlled both the House and Senate.

Read the bottom line after the jump.

Bottom Line: Democrat Bill Clinton was president the last time the federal budget was balanced, and Republicans controlled Congress.

Filed under: Budget • Fact Check • President Obama



http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/03/cnn-fact-check-the-last-president-to-balance-the-budget/


PX

Anonymous said...

BTW, Reagan was also a senile criminal who would have gone to jail had HW not won the election. Just like the last President who should have gone to jail had he not been pardoned. Ya know, Republican Presidents who commit actual crimes and not just screw around on their wives. For the record no one would have blamed HW if he cheated on his wife with her Quaker Oats man looking self. Dear god, what an ugly woman.

PX

Anonymous said...

Fuck white people. Fuck the white race.

Anonymous said...

"BTW, Reagan was also a senile criminal who would have gone to jail had HW not won the election."

LOL

What a hack you are.