Saturday, January 28, 2017



I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Hair Club For Men commercial , Take 2

*Pic from


dinthebeast said...

Melanoma, did you bring my clean underwear?

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"The emperor has no hair!"

annette said...

Whats orange, white and probably insane?

Josh said...

"Obama showed his birth certificate in an attempt to shut me up. Well, watch this, fake media; I'll prove it's not a toupee."

Anonymous said...

People Magazine's sexiest man of the year. #alternativefacts


Anonymous said...

Manifest Density said...

“What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of man?”
― Bram Stoker, Dracula

finefroghair said...

mystery solved

Illegal alien parasite
attached to Trumps skull

Yīshēng said...


finefroghair said...

How many names will this impostor
have this list just keeps on growing
pass it around and add a few let's make this list bigly!!!

Orange Foolious
Orange shitgibbon
Tangerine Mussolini
Hair Furor
Grabbalotapus Rex
Dick a la Orange
Cantaloupe Caligula
D.T. Barnum
Der Failure
Prima Donald
Orange Baboon
Orange Ferrethead
Don L Ad Hoc Trump
great orange shitbag
Orange NIMBY
Orange Wonder Bread
Douche Bag Donnie
Cheeto Mussolini
Tweetie Turd
Orange Excrescence
Trump Vader
tricky Trump
orange Ponzi
tangerine turd
Pumpkin Spice
The short fingered orange despot
Cheeto Benito
Tangerine Shitgibbon
Fuckface Von Clownstick
Putin’s Bitch
Don the Con
Dickface Destroyer of Democracy
America’s Wealthiest Hemorrhoid (John Oliver)
Il Douche
Id Vicious
Cheeto Jesus
Voldemoron (John Cole)
Orange Julius Caesar (Lewis Black)
Angry Circus Peanut
T.A. (That Asshole in the White House)
The Nazi Cheeto (or Cheeto Nazi)
The Vulgar Talking Yam (Charlie Pierce)
El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago (Charlie Pierce)
He, Trump
Accident-Elect Smallgloves (or Littlefingers)
The Drumpf
Trumpty Dumpty
Tangelo Tyrant
Tangerine Nightmare
Ambulatory pilonoidal cyst
Tangerini Mussolini
The Pussygrabbing Potentate
Semi-Sentient traffic cone
Rabid tumbleweed
Daddy Marmalade
Mango Unchained
bewigged hantavirus
Orange Fascist Clown
Orange Buffoon
Texter Tubbie
Donald Dump
marmalade nightmare
Kim Jong-Orange
Donnie Draft Dodger
Orange Turd Blossom
donald chump
Orange Racist Pussy Grabber
Cheeto Von Pee on Me
His Fraudulency
Lost Crayola Color President
Orange Abomination
Veracity crapper
Don Sequiter
Orange Golem
Orange Smaug
Jabba the Trump
Orange is the new stupid
Liar in Thief
Lying Donnybrook
flaming yam

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Unknown said...

The Emperor has very little hair.

The Purple Cow said...

29th January 2017 - Meters of wall built = 0

Manifest Density said...

"The Abominable Glowman"

"Neonderthal Man"

K. Smith said...

I am not only a Hair Club for Men member....I am also the President.

anotherbozo said...

I liked Mango Mussolini, a la Larry Wilmore
also the vulgar talking yam, a la Charley Pierce at Esquire

mike from iowa said...


Brigade Fifteen said...

The Flimflammer-In-Chief boards Fraudforce One at the start of his first international insult tour. The president plans to meet with, offend, and alienate the leaders of 15 foreign nations before returning to resume wrecking his own.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Hair. We're talking about hair here?

At least he's got it, not like the nappy haired Obama. Stepping under the rotor blades a helicopter.

You people have nothing. I'm gonna take a big crap when Trump get's his FIRST SCOTUS nominee confirmed.

Anonymous said...

is that the best the sparklefarts crowd can do,pick on a mans hair or tie??

Anonymous said...

Josh said...
"Obama showed his birth certificate in an attempt to shut me up. Well, watch this, fake media; I'll prove it's not a toupee."

12:11 AM

actually he did not.A COLB was produced and a poor one at that.

Anonymous said...

"Gottdammit,how'd those refugees get in my seat???!!!

Josh said...

"How many names will this impostor
have this list just keeps on growing"

Some of those names on that list are funny as fuck. I'll admit that. But I'm curious. How many names on that list, when given to Obama in equivalence, did you lot say, "They really mean nigger!"? lol

See! It's fun to deride a president! Too bad you're all fucking racists for doing it, but anyway...

Yīshēng said...

Democrats are PUNKS!!!!

field negro said...

Anon@11:35 is the leader, PX@12:26 AM, second, MD@6:01 is third.
Karen @7:55PM, and finefroghair@1:56AM gets an HM.

Lance Cockstrong said...

Melania Strumpet

Lance Cockstrong said...

Oh, and Butt Trumpet still has a tiny white dick.

random said...

I don't care as long as they don't see the horns hail Satan

Lilacpr said...

random 6:26pm! xD you win!!!

Not that I agree, I don' is humorous though...

Anonymous said...

"whats that smell?......didnt they disinfect the plane??"

Anonymous said...

The Song by the Spinners "Patches" comes to mind, but why be so disrespectful to Dogs by calling the Liar in Chief one.

Anonymous said...

Smells like Harolds Chicken.....

Anonymous said...

White fungus growing on bullshit