Friday, February 24, 2023

Caption Friday.

 


What is the name of this singing group? 

I read the Pointless Sisters on twitter.

That will be hard to beat. :) 

114 comments:

mike from iowa said...

Broken Down Hooker's Trio. 3 Dog Day? Hairspray Hookers Without Hooters.

dinthebeast said...

Linkin Pork?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Flying Junior said...

Three Witch Night

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Stupid Cunt Squad.

Anonymous said...

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest.

PX said...

Phony, Phoni, Phonie.

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

The Strumpets

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

The Whiteous Sisters

Anonymous said...

Density’s Child

PX said...

The Supreme Idiots

mike from iowa said...

FBIs most wanted the least.

mike from iowa said...

Colorado sheriff drags unnarmed man out of mother's car after the guy took an anti-anxiety pill. Throwing the victim to the ground and then shooting him three tines point bank in chest.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/25/colorado-sheriff-office-purple-heart-officer-shot-richard-ward

Sheriff awarded killer with a purple heart medal for alleged injuries he suffered during murder.

Ian said...

The gag-gag Dolls

dinthebeast said...

Fuck the National Day of Hate in its nose with a frozen earthworm.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

NWA Nimrods With Attitudes

PX said...

The Foolish Fresh Crew

Manifest Density said...


The Spite Girls

Vulgar Spite, Vicious Spite and Jealous Spite

mike from iowa said...

MD has the lead @ 10:21 AM

Bohemian said...

Marge Three Names and the Bimbettes.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, this white man living in a rural county that hasn't had a murder in 5 years (between negro drug dealers, which are 0.001% here) is glad that he avoids you. Call me names. See if I give a shit.

Pale Males and Pall Malls said...

Cigars,cigarettes,cigarillos

Anonymous said...

“Meanwhile, this white man living in a rural county that hasn't had a murder in 5 years (between negro drug dealers, which are 0.001% here) is glad that he avoids you. Call me names. See if I give a shit.”

Dilbert, is that you?

mike from iowa said...

George Santos first congressional bill was one to name the AR-15
America's Gun". Somehow or other it failed.

Anonymous said...

“Meanwhile, this white man living in a rural county that hasn't had a murder in 5 years (between negro drug dealers, which are 0.001% here) is glad that he avoids you. Call me names. See if I give a shit.“

You’ll die of a meth overdose any day now. Good riddance WT.

Anonymous said...

“George Santos first congressional bill was one to name the AR-15
‘America's Gun.’ Somehow or other it failed.”


Since it’s been discovered that Santos is a total fraud and everything about him is a lie, he is now looking for friends in the GOP that have such low ethical standards that they are not embarrassed to be seen associating with him. It looks like he’s ended up sitting at the fascist kids’ lunch table.

It won’t work out for him in the long run, though. Because gay. Specifically, Santos is one and the far right think gays are all pedos.

dinthebeast said...

"Call me names. See if I give a shit."

Sure! Troll, you ignorant slut. Whose dick did you suck to get an internet connection so you could post your vicious drivel in someone's community?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

mike from iowa said...

Dilbert's distributor distributed him in the trash. Dilbert's creator claims everyone agrees with him.

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

"It's OK to be a Nazi" - Dilbert

PX said...

MTG recommends Kyle Rittenhouse for congressional gold medal.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/greene-rittenhouse-congressional-gold-medal/2021/11/24/c09980d2-4d49-11ec-a1b9-9f12bd39487a_story.html

PX said...

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/6070/text?q=%7B%22search%22%3A%5B%22kyle+rittenhouse%22%2C%22kyle%22%2C%22rittenhouse%22%5D%7D&r=1&s=2

Anonymous said...

"MTG recommends Kyle Rittenhouse for congressional gold medal."

And now she's Kevin McCarthy's bestie! It's going to be a long two years of shameless, ridiculous lib-owning.

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Like Tears On My Pillow Lindell previously Q-Bert Adams will learn that airing his Nazi shit in public is not a wise business decision.

mike from iowa said...

According to PilotX link, MTTG wants gold medals for Kenosha courthouse to honor jury and one for the Smithsonian, plus bronze medals for who knows what, or even cares.

PX said...

“Q-Bert Adams will learn that airing his Nazi shit in public is not a wise business decision.“

I guess he’ll take a pay cut to air his bigotry. Some people are committed.

mike from iowa said...

Hope Texass RTLs are proud of themselves for likely condemning a pregnant woman, her one healthy fetus and her fetus with so many abnormalities it won't survive until birth, to death. Texass RTLs are the filthiest, fauxknee kristians ever assembled on Earth.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/02/28/1154339942/abortion-texas-laws-twins-selective-reduction

dinthebeast said...

"Like Tears On My Pillow Lindell previously Q-Bert Adams will learn that airing his Nazi shit in public is not a wise business decision."

Peter Huestis
@RealSparklePony
·
Feb 27
Make no mistake: this is a massive, massive L for Scott Adams. AMU handled all his publication deals from newspapers to websites to greeting cards to plushes, and enabled him to hire a staff. That's all gone now.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Get every last fucking penny:

Feb 28 (Reuters) - A U.S. bankruptcy judge on Tuesday allowed victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre to retain a forensic financial investigator to dig into the finances of bankrupt right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who for years falsely claimed that the shooting was a hoax.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

field negro said...

I like the this Pilot. Shot out to the Bay Area.๐Ÿ˜€

field negro said...

"Density's Child" is in the running for top spit. No doubt.

field negro said...

I see u Ian. Another good one.

field negro said...

๐Ÿ˜„

field negro said...

You're not worth our time. Carry on....

PilotX said...

So Elon Musk likes bigots? Shocking.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64790657

PilotX said...

Oh wow, the world's richest man from S.A. of all places is whining about anti-white bias. FFS dude, really?

"Twitter's CEO tweeted media that used to be racist against non-whites is now "racist against whites & Asians".

mike from iowa said...

KBJ issues first Scotus majority opinion and it actually reads like someone familiar with US laws and the constitution wrote it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/justice-ketanji-brown-jackson-issues-first-majority-opinion-supreme-co-rcna72659

She didn't pull an opinion out of her posterior like I have come to expect from drumpf appointed ass clowns.

In the interest of full disclosure I am not a lawyer, I did not play one on tv and I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (although I know where one is). mfi

Anonymous said...

https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/jalen-carter-issued-arrest-warrant-over-fatal-georgia-crash/

Anonymous said...

https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/man-takes-american-airlines-bus-from-jfk-airport-on-3-borough-joyride-cops/

Anonymous said...

Video shows gunman nonchalantly shooting homeless man execution-style in broad daylight in St. Louis

https://nypost.com/2023/02/28/deshawn-thomas-allegedly-shoots-st-louis-homeless-man-execution-style-video/

PX said...

https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/jalen-carter-issued-arrest-warrant-over-fatal-georgia-crash/

Welp, looks like the Bears will take Will Anderson๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ‍♂️

dinthebeast said...

Scott Adams tribulation hilarity:

https://driftglass.blogspot.com/2023/03/killbert.html

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Since being freed by Fergus of the restrictions of the JCPOA, Iran now has the capability to produce enough fissile material for an atomic bomb in 12 days.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

CHICAGO 2023 Final February Totals (vs 2022)
Shot & Killed: 41 (0%)
Shot & Wounded: 119 (-6%)
Total Shot: 160 (-5%)
Total Homicides: 43 (-2%)

Anonymous said...

A breakdown of the CHICAGO 02/2023 idiocy shows:

41 shot & killed
1 stabbed
1 child abuse
2 shot by police, 1 fatal
0 shot in self defense
1 mass shooting (6 shot, 3 fatally)
3 homicide-linked arrests
1 murder/suicide
A person shot every 4 hours 12 min
A homicide every 15 hours 38 min
6 homicide-free days
35 males killed vs 8 females
31 Blacks, 11 Hispanics, 1 White/Other
1 child 12 and younger shot, fatal
33 teenagers shot, 7 fatally
Homicide age range: 3mo-58
Team Englewood led w/ 15 shot, 5 fatally
7th District led w/ 16 shot, 5 fatally
Expressway shootings: 10 shot, 4 fatal
11 grazed
0 selfies
2 #ShotInTheAss

PilotX said...

Chicago will choose between Brandon Johnson and Paul Vallas as our next mayor in April. This is going to be a pretty interesting one. Vallas has deep pockets and is touting a law and order message. Johnson has the backing of the CTU Chicago Teacher's Union and they have deep pockets and lots of volunteers and influence. Stay tuned folks.

PX said...

And again Chicago is number 1 for business relocation and expansion.

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-area-scores-no-1-ranking-for-business-relocations-expansion.amp

mike from iowa said...

Ted Cruz claimed Biden started the war in Ukraine and Buttigieg caused the train derailment in Ohio. HRC is likely responsible for gun deaths in Chicago.

Ian said...

Thanks Field!
I always appreciate these threads. They make me laugh. You have a knack for choosing the best images to caption.

PX said...

“Ted Cruz claimed Biden started the war in Ukraine“

Are all GOP elected officials just escaped mental patients?

Anonymous said...

“Ted Cruz claimed Biden started the war in Ukraine and Buttigieg caused the train derailment in Ohio.”

Paul Krugman wrote a recent column (behind the NYT paywall) about how wingnuts are now too lazy to even bother coming up with cause-and-effect details for their farcical made-up conspiracy theories. They just go straight to blaming Democrats for any conceivable bad thing that has happened, without explaining exactly HOW. For example: Democrats hate white people; therefore, a train crashed in rural Ohio and dumped toxic chemicals.

Huh? How did Democrats do this? Doesn’t matter. Stop being so woke.

Conspiracy Theorizing Goes Off the Rails

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2024!!

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2024!! Let’s hope so so he can lose again.๐Ÿ˜†

dinthebeast said...

"Are all GOP elected officials just escaped mental patients?"

I'll not have you comparing innocent escaped mental patients with goddamn Republicans.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

Is there such a thing as a “No Shame Hall of Fame”? Because I know someone who should be inducted into it.

Serial Harasser Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands ‘Safe Space’

mike from iowa said...

Incontrovertible proof Southern magats have managed to turn back the clock waaayyyyyy oast the 1950s..

https://www.kcrg.com/2023/03/03/insect-found-outside-arkansas-walmart-identified-jurassic-era-insect/

dinthebeast said...

DeSantis has his little fascist backers in the state lege:

S.B. 1316 would mandate that bloggers submit monthly reports about their work if they write about elected officials, including how much payment they received for their articles, rounded to the nearest $10, and the name of the "individual or entity" who paid them...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

"DeSantis has his little fascist backers in the state lege:

S.B. 1316 would mandate that bloggers submit monthly reports about their work if they write about elected officials, including how much payment they received for their articles, rounded to the nearest $10, and the name of the 'individual or entity' who paid them..."


At this point, DeSantis is just willy-nilly chucking out various insane plans, which he knows full well won't survive a court challenge. He doesn't care, because at this point, he views his governorship of the state of Florida as nothing but a giant presidential campaign advertisment.

He might as well name it the Hey, Ignorant Rednecks, Look At Me Act.

PX said...

“I'll not have you comparing innocent escaped mental patients with goddamn Republicans.“

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Manifest Density said...


"What is the name of this singing group?"

Ghetto girls, The Demotions, Silly Vanilli, Fish sandwich and a beer, Chain of Fools, Sister Sludge, Girth, Gin and Liar.

Donnie Two Times' is a legendary failure. He and his crime family, are turning this country into the ghetto. And he has had lots of help. Thank the Republican party and its propaganda machine, Fox Views for taking us from Camelot to a sleazy TV reality show.






PX said...

Silly Vanilli๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚ We have a winner!

mike from iowa said...

Colombia is awash in cocaine hippos from former drug kingpin Escobar's estate. They are multiplying so fast they endanger their environment. I propose giving 2 drumpfuck bros one way visas to Colombia to shoot hippos and if, perchance, they are captured and held for ransom, claim America does not negotiate with kidnappers.

Anonymous said...

Twitter has reported a 40% drop in annual revenue as loads of advertisers fled the platform.

Sounds like your plan to welcome hatemongering trolls and conspiracy theorists to share their “wisdom” with the world is working out great, Elon!

mike from iowa said...

Jon Stewart has his way with magat from Chokelahoma who insists more guns is the answer to gun violence.

https://www.rawstory.com/the-problem-with-jon-stewart/

Stewaert tells magat the cure for Obesity, using magat logic, is more ice cream.

mike from iowa said...

https://www.businessinsider.com/ron-desantis-bloggers-register-florida-state-fine-2023-3?inline-endstory-related-recommendations=

Blog about DeSatiinist in Floriduh and either register with the state or be fined.

Elsewhere in Floriduh, a new bill will allow the state of Floriduh to kidnap trans kids or kids of trans parents in other states. The stATE

mike from iowa said...

To finish last comment, the state will be allowed to alter custody orders from other states. South Duhkota has done this for years, taking Indian kids away from parents and handing them over to wasicu foster parents for profit. Many times with no court hearings. Former guv Daugaard''s wife tan this illegal operation, if memory serves.

Anonymous said...

“Elsewhere in Floriduh, a new bill will allow the state of Floriduh to kidnap trans kids or kids of trans parents in other states.”

Assuming this passes, it’ll also end up in federal court.

And, once again, DeSantis doesn’t really give a shit if such a law survives a court challenge anyway. Passing it will boost his culture warrior credentials with wingnuts and help his chances of receiving a GOP presidential nomination next year.

It might even be better if the law were to be struck down. Then DeSantis could bitch and moan about how dirty lib judges are thwarting his efforts to protect children from perverts, and voters should send him to Washington to fight them.

Gambler2 said...

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2024!!

6:25 PM
--------------
That's great for Biden. I was a little worried for awhile that the Republicans might nominate a real contender who could win.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, George and Kellyanne Conway are finally getting divorced. I am shocked it took this long. What marriage could survive one person publicly expressing their extreme loathing for Trump and the other person going to work for him?

Anonymous said...

Trump summed up his vicious, ugly political appeal in his recent CPAC speech. He said: “Today, I add: I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution.”

That’s it in a nutshell. Trump doesn’t promise to make your life better if he gets into government. He wouldn’t know how to do that, even if he wanted to. His mission is to target the people you don’t like, and make their lives worse. It is a campaign of spite.

And the whole Republican Party now largely has the same orientation: Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what your country can do to your enemies.

Paradoctor said...

Empty Greene and the Karens

dinthebeast said...

"What marriage could survive one person publicly expressing their extreme loathing for Trump and the other person going to work for him?"

Well, there's James Carville and Mary Matalin.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

“Well, there's James Carville and Mary Matalin.”

I honestly don’t know how those two have managed it. Maybe neither of them actually cares that much about the ideology of their party? They’ve each just picked a team and believe what they’re paid to believe?

Whatever. That’s definitely not true for George Conway. Nobody is paying him to say mean things about Trump. He clearly genuinely despises the man, so he couldn’t really have respected his wife for going to work for him.

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Would love to hear from Insane Clown exactly what sort of "retribution" he is contemplating / entitled to. You would think Democrats would be demanding to know as well. Should be of interest to Special Counsel as well. But of course they won't. Pussyshits with a will to lose that they are.

mike from iowa said...

Biden has cancer.. drumpfuck the dumbfuck is cancer..

mike from iowa said...

Kellyanne Conway as a comedienne.. Hope she didn't give up her day job. 3rd paragraph is comedy gold.



Former Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway appeared Wednesday on Fox News and used her time to once again push the narrative that both the government and media are consistently lying to the people in this country. Seth Meyers had a good laugh at the irony of that on Thursday night.

During her appearance on “Hannity,” Conway offered a “challenge” to those watching, specifically the ones “who don’t wear red hats, don’t consider themselves MAGA, don’t consider themselves very strong political people.”

“I want you to ask yourself how many times you’ve been lied to, not just by this government, but how many times you were lied to by the people whose job it is to tell you the truth in media,” she said.


mike from iowa said...

Another NS train derails in Ohio. No toxins on this one, they claim. Last week or earlier an NS train car derailed in North Carolina.


Magats are to blame for disposing of railroad safety regs.

mike from iowa said...

PilotX, Flying Junior and the rest of the highly educated crew here, how many pounds of thrust will it take to launch drumpf and magats back to their Mother Ship permanently?

mike from iowa said...

Looseranna magats want to make taking Plan B pills a murder charge. They also want to outlaw abortions from the moment of conception.

Manifest Density said...


"...how many pounds of thrust will it take to launch drumpf and magats back to their Mother Ship permanently?"

When he wasn't investing in the slave trade, Sir Isaac Newton in his 3rd law of motion stated that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore after a brief calculation, I think we could probably get Donnie and his family up with about 7.2 million lbs of thrust. The hard part is getting the mother ship to meet us on the moon and take them back.

mike from iowa said...

iowa was the firt in the nation to legalize gay marriage and test its constitutionality. Extremist magats want to pass law making it illegal to be married to same sex partner.

mike from iowa said...

I'm guessing the moon has seen enough space junk and won't suffer trash like drumpfs lightly.

Anonymous said...

“I'm guessing the moon has seen enough space junk and won't suffer trash like drumpfs lightly.”

Why put him on the moon?

Fire him into the sun.

Paradoctor said...

Anonymous:
What did the sun ever do to you?

mike from iowa said...

The problem with the sun, as seen through my aging eyeballs, is drumpf. We know he is up with taking that which does not belong to him and claiming it for his own. I can see him now stealing Neil Young's "After The Gold Rush" and declaring himself the "Chosen One" and flying to a new home in the sun.
Esxcept it ouldnt be "All In A Dream", it would be a national nightmare!

mike from iowa said...

Serious threat to Democrazy and voting rights may just disappear according to mAGats on Scotus.


https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/3/2/23622717/supreme-court-moore-harper-anti-democracy-case-elections

Even gutless magats can't stomach this case.

mike from iowa said...

Last original member of Lynard Skynar, Gary Rossington, has left the building.


https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64860924

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to create an “Oops! I Took a Selfie With Some Nazis” website, compiling all the times that’s happened to Republican politicians. Because it seems like a lot of times.

Hey, GOP, if Nazis keep wanting to be your friends, perhaps it would be wise to sit and reflect on what values your party is promoting? Maybe you’re not heading in the right direction?

Rosendale poses for photo op with white nationalists, denies meeting, condemns hate groups

Anonymous said...

"Serious threat to Democrazy and voting rights may just disappear according to mAGats on Scotus."

I wish that were true, but SCOTUS didn't rule against the crazy independent state legislature theory on the merits.

It sounds like the case is going away because it was initially filed based on Republicans objecting to the fact that liberals on the North Carolina state supreme court rejected their gerrymandered redistricting map. But now, Republicans have taken over the North Carolina state supreme court and can restore the gerrymandered map, so the whole dispute the case was based on has become moot.

However, it's likely that Republicans will file some other bogus case in the future and again try to get SCOTUS to sign off on the independent state legislature theory, which could make it real easy for them to rig elections.

dinthebeast said...

The goddamn Republicans in Georgia are passing bills through their state legislature that allow them to dismiss prosecutors.
Knowing already that they are wannabe fascists, I guess I shouldn't be surprised at them taking a meat-axe to the independent judiciary, but it's still annoying as fuck.
So Fani Willis has about two weeks at the outside to file charges.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Flying Junior said...

Mike,

I always advocated for Trump to be exiled as payment for his crimes. Exiled from Earth is an even better plan. Without a doubt, the trusty Saturn V rocket is the best choice. The RocketDyne F-1 is the most powerful single chamber rocket ever built. The Saturn V has five of these thirsty bad boys in its first stage. With a max payload of about 140,000 kilograms, we could probably put about 150 MagaTs in a floating space prison capsule. Then we could ferry supplies with Spacex launches. First trip we take TFG's closest associates, like Roger Stone, Bannon, Manafort etc. and the most extreme elements of the current House. We could promise them an eventual home on the moon for good behavior.

Check out these performance stats for the RocketDyne F-1, originally designed by Werner von Braun himself.

Thrust, vacuum 1,746,000 lbf (7,770 kN)
Thrust, sea-level 1,522,000 lbf (6,770 kN)
Thrust-to-weight ratio 94.1
Chamber pressure 70 bars (1,015 psi; 7 MPa)
Specific impulse, vacuum 304 s (2.98 km/s)
Specific impulse, sea-level 263 s (2.58 km/s)
Mass flow

3,945 lb/s (1,789 kg/s) (LOX)
1,738 lb/s (788 kg/s) (RP-1)

Burn time 150-163 s

Yes sir! That ought to just about do it.

mike from iowa said...

von Braun didn't include cream cheese with his LOX? Shameful, says I!

mike from iowa said...

I am so grateful to friends who flesh out stuff o post here. My ageing brain doesn't allow in depth thoughts or research. Thanks to alll for all you do.

Manifest Density said...


"My ageing brain doesn't allow in depth thoughts or research."

That's why I drink Glen Moray Classic Single Malt. It doesn't help but it sure makes me feel better.

mike from iowa said...

Good one, Doctor MD. Always figured I could sell my brain organ for a good chunk after I am dead since it gets so little use. Know any good places to spend money when you're dead?

Manifest Density said...


"Know any good places to spend money when you're dead?"

I hadn't thought about it. Probably because I plan on spending it all before I go.

dinthebeast said...

Now these semi-sentient pine cones have gone and made Mitch the fuck McConnell into the voice of reason. "Look your honor, this security footage shows all of the tellers going about their normal business serving customers, therefore no bank robbery could have ever occurred!"

-Doug in Sugar Pine

mike from iowa said...

Restaurant employees walk off job over new cocktail names, "Caucasian" and the "Negro?.

https://www.rawstory.com/racist-cocktail-names/

Anonymous said...

“Restaurant employees walk off job over new cocktail names, ‘Caucasian’ and the ‘Negro’?.”

In the Big Lebowski, the Dude referred to White Russians as Caucasians.

What’s in a Negro?

PilotX said...

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-areas-last-known-surviving-member-of-tuskegee-airmen-being-remembered/3085632/

field negro said...

"Sister Sludge". This one is right up there. :)

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many posters here are self-hating, middle-aged white women in love with the mandingo.

mike from iowa said...

My guess is it is a variation of the Black Russian cocktail.

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/black-russian/

Anonymous said...

Three Blind Mice

Anonymous said...

The Three Stooges

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