Sunday, August 30, 2026

The House Negro Power Rankings

 


Here is your latest house Negro power rankings. 

10. Sage Steele: Sage says basketball coach Doc Rivers sent her a direct message (DM) about her political leanings and expected that to be some big news item. Girl bye!   

9. Tim Scott: If you saw the shameless way Tim was cooning and jigging for head-pats when Trump went to South Carolina recently, you might think that Timmy deserved to be higher on the list. 

8. Jason Whitlock: The only thing this Negro hates more than his own race is an empty plate of food.    

7. Amir Hassan: This Negro sold his soul to Donald Trump to get elected to a congressional house seat in Michigan, and lost the race to a white man who had dropped out of the race months earlier. Further proof that being a house Negro doesn't always pay.

6. Clarence Thomas: Just so you know, this influential and self-hating Negro will always occupy a place on this list. Where he is on the list will just depend on his latest legal opinion from the highest court in the land designed to hurt his own people.      

5. Hakeem Jeffries: Yep, this Negro goes on the list. His "secret" meeting with Jared Kushner and his weak leadership while democracy is under assault, gets him major house Negro status. 

4. Gayle King: Oprah's BFF is still out here jigging for dollars and making a coon of herself. That exchange with Democratic U.S. Senate nominee, Angie Nixon, just shows you how far some Negroes will go to keep their house status. 

3. Byron Donalds: This grifter and sellout might get the last laugh yet by becoming governor of Florida. He hitched his wagon to Trump and it's working for him so far. We will see if it works out for him. MAGA world can only tolerate so many Negroes in the house with them at one time.

2.  Brandon Tatum: This clown is new to the list, and already shot up to number two. He calls himself Officer Tatum, and he probably hates himself and his people more than anyone else on this list. I say probably, because it all still all smells like a grift to me.  Time will tell.  

1. Stephen A. Smith:  Good ole Stephen is number one for many reasons. The primary one is for going on FOX News and crying to Massa after the National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) gave him a "Thumbs Down Award" for publicly bashing black women and letting others slide.  

*Image from the Ferris State University Jim Crow Museum. 

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dinthebeast said...

There is apparently no truth to the rumor that JD Vance had to be subdued when someone managed to smuggle an ottoman into the auditorium during his big speech. "Good god, man, do you realize how many Republicans could have been killed for simply being between JD and a couch?" no one was heard to admonish the fictional culprit.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

“10) He said the US has the lowest drug prices in the world.”

This one made me laugh the hardest, for some reason.

Americans pay some of the highest prescription drug prices in the world.

And that’s not because “foreigners are screwing us” or some other silly Trumpian nonsense. It’s because of our lack of subsidized, universal health insurance. And because we actually have federal regulations designed to boost drug prices, for the benefit of American pharma companies.

dinthebeast said...

Apparently there is a scotus ruling from 1982 that it is legal to offer voters financial gain if you win an election.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

You appear to be stuck. Try rebooting or just banging a mallet upside your head.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

“10) He said the US has the lowest drug prices in the world.”

On the other hand, maybe he’s not talking about prescription drugs. Maybe he means recreational drugs.

Could Trump actually be admitting that his policy of murdering people on boats in the Caribbean is making absolutely no difference to the supply of fentanyl and meth in the US? And Red State Bubbas are as free to OD on opioids as ever?

Three cheers for cheap meth! We’re number one! We’re number one!

mike from iowa said...

https://apnews.com/article/consumer-prices-inflation-fed-interest-rates-c76f53f7a53def0c464ca44ac637f203

Excluding volatile food and fuel prices, core prices rose 2.5%.

Anonymous said...

Democrats Are Absolutely Terrified by the Possibility of Losing John Fetterman to the GOP (VIDEO)

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/democrats-are-absolutely-terrified-possibility-losing-john-fetterman/

Anonymous said...

All due to bidenflation. A lot of damage to fix caused by democrat policies.

Anonymous said...

Maor marxist delusion. The left is desparate

Anonymous said...

TDS. Biden/harris allowed 25 million illegals cross the border. 300k children sold into slavery due to democrat policies.

Anonymous said...

Pure batshit delusion by the left.

Anonymous said...

Heavy democrat usage overloaded the servers.

Anonymous said...

What war??

Anonymous said...

Maor nonsense. The left is desparate.

Anonymous said...

Define what a woman is.

Anonymous said...

James Talarico Reverses Himself to Oppose Trans Athletes in Girls’ Sports

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/09/10/james-talarico-reverses-himself-to-oppose-trans-athletes-in-girls-sports/

Anonymous said...

Try defining what a woman is.

Anonymous said...

Climate change is a hoax.

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Anonymous said...

Communism is failure

Anonymous said...

Socialism does not work.

Anonymous said...

NEVER FORGET: 25 Years Ago Today – The Devastating 9-11 Islamist Attacks on America

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/25-years-ago-today-devastating-islamic-terrorist-attacks/

Anonymous said...

CBS Host Gayle King Shocked Holdout Juror in Clancy Trial Was a Black Man

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/09/11/cbs-host-gayle-king-shocked-holdout-juror-in-clancy-trial-was-black-man/

Anonymous said...

The democrats complain that Trump is giving money to working American citizens, yet they gave billions do illegals who have no right to be in this country let alone the right to any handouts.

Anonymous said...

No war. Iran does not set the price of oil.

Anonymous said...

“TDS. Biden/harris allowed 25 million illegals cross the border. 300k children sold into slavery due to democrat policies.”

Trump allowed a race of reptilian space aliens to secretly invade and drink the blood of white Christian children and give them
AIDS!

See? I can make up dumb bullsh*t, too.

mike from iowa said...

bullshit!!!

dinthebeast said...

The one Fergus started and is still losing. Houthis have the price of oil over $110/barrel.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

A woman is a female human who will never, ever have sex with a despicable MAGA like you.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

The Houthis, backed by Iran, have set it at more than $110/barrel now, because (checks notes) their military attacks on the coast of Yemen.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

W now claims that we aren't learning the lessons of 9-11, and I heartily agree. Those lessons are first (among others): Don't elect morons to the presidency, and second, read the fucking PDB:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bin_Ladin_Determined_To_Strike_in_US

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Coal? What about ox-carts? Is he trying to save those also?:

“A federal appeals court on Friday struck down an order from the Trump administration that forced a coal plant in Michigan to stay open past its scheduled retirement date — dealing a blow to President Trump’s efforts to promote the coal industry.”

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

"This has gotten way too stupid, we're out.":

The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, according to government documents reviewed by The New York Times. […]

[T]he documents, which have not previously been reported, make clear that the contractor, Atlantic Industrial Coatings, found problems in both the design and the execution of the renovation. The documents include Atlantic’s reports to the government as well as daily progress updates from the National Park Service over the past two months

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Drop him on the Houthis; we'll have Saudi oil again tomorrow:

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was given access to military aircraft for his travels across the country, including as part of Republicans’ push ahead of the midterm elections, according to four people who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss his travel.

Kennedy flew aboard a military jet as he joined Iowa GOP candidates in that state last month, two of those people said.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Fergus still losing the stupid, stupid war he started:

https://www.ft.com/content/3bafb3ae-ba94-44f0-984c-ec7c9f54a5e0?syn-25a6b1a6=1

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

I'd say that the damn fool has lost his mind, but it was never much of a mind to begin with:

President Donald Trump had Republicans at his midterm convention raise their right hands and swear to get to the polls on Nov. 3 and to ‘try to cheat like hell like they do,'” Mediaite reports.

Trump urged the crowd to swaer: ‘That I will go out with my family, my friends, I’ll do it any way, I don’t care if I’m registered or not, I’m going to try to cheat like hell like they do. There has never been bigger cheaters, they don’t care, I am going to go out and I’m going to get my friends and family and we are going to vote on November 3, or we are going to vote before that.”

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

Children of the Somali Dictator Responsible for the Deaths of 200,000 People Quietly Living Off American Taxpayers in Ohio Suburbs Alongside Victims of His Regime

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/children-somali-dictator-responsible-deaths-200000-people-quietly/

Anonymous said...

Democrats can only win elections by cheating

Anonymous said...

False. No war. Limited military engagement.

Anonymous said...

More lefty derangement

Anonymous said...

Terrible news. Clean coal!!

Anonymous said...

Dont allow radical muslims in the country.

Anonymous said...

All true.

Anonymous said...

There are only two genders.

Anonymous said...

Capitalism is the best economic system

Anonymous said...

Crime
Three people charged with paying homeless in Los Angeles to sign petitions with stolen identities

https://justthenews.com/nation/crime/three-people-charged-paying-homeless-los-angeles-sign-petitions-stolen-identities

Anonymous said...

ICE reports record arrests over the summer as it focuses on working with local law enforcement

https://justthenews.com/government/security/ice-sees-record-arrests-over-summer-it-focuses-working-local-law-enforcement

Anonymous said...

Seattle spending millions to aid illegal immigrants as ICE arrests increase

https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/seattle-spending-millions-aid-illegal-immigrants-ice-arrests-increase

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Anonymous said...

“Terrible news. Clean coal!!”

Great news. Clean coal is a myth, unlike global warming.

dinthebeast said...

I don't care what you call it, he's still losing it badly.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Fettermanchin is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

mike from iowa said...

https://apnews.com/article/immigration-protests-prosecutions-doj-arrests-54db940f84a0e89c61ba53a2eed43a25

Dismal conviction rate as many cases tossed by judges and grand juries.

mike from iowa said...

The party that openly embraces sex offenders and kiddie diddlers just can't leggo....

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/convicted-sex-offender-led-integrity-and-honesty-prayer-at-gop-senate-candidates-rally/

Notice it was in Craven county.

dinthebeast said...

"The radical lunatic left" is what people say when Fergus leaves the room.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

They won't believe it until it kills them:

“August was the planet’s hottest month ever recorded, capping a remarkably grim summer of heat records. With El Niño strengthening—and climate change continuing to heat things up—more records are likely in store well into next year.”

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Stupid Fergus' stupid war gets stupider:

“A lightning advance by Houthi rebels threatens a crucial Red Sea shipping route. Drone attacks blamed on Iraqi militias have forced the closure of a major pipeline, and Iran is still disrupting the Strait of Hormuz,” the Associated Press reports.

“It’s a nightmare scenario for Saudi Arabia, and it has sent jitters through global markets.”

-Doug in Sugar Pine

mike from iowa said...

The real reason the A P was banned by the felon/rapissed....

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-reportedly-banned-the-ap-from-coverage-over-rights-to-raised-fist-photo/

dinthebeast said...

No, you blithering idiot, we actually need FEMA:

“A federal judge said in a filing Friday that a Trump administration order for the Federal Emergency Management Agency to cut its staffing nearly in half was illegal,” CNN reports.

“In a decision that marked a critical victory for union workers in the ongoing lawsuit, U.S. District Judge Susan Illston in Northern California said the Department of Homeland Security ‘acted arbitrarily and capriciously’ when it revoked FEMA’s authority to renew contracts for the agency’s on-call disaster response teams. She also rebuked officials for deleting Signal messages that could have been used as evidence in the lawsuit.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Anonymous said...

(VIDEO) Black Man Arrested and Charged in the Hanging Death of Black Woman as Democrats Sound the Alarm About “Modern-Day Lynchings” in Letters to DOJ

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/video-black-man-arrested-charged-hanging-death-black/

Anonymous said...

False. Fetterman is great!!

Anonymous said...

Too many libtard judges.

Anonymous said...

Yes, democrats.
The inventors of Minor Attracted Persons.
Support tranny shows for kids.
Drag shows in the military
Protect child molestors in court

Anonymous said...

False.
Define what a woman is.

Anonymous said...

Weather changes. Its called seasons.

Anonymous said...

What war?? Did the Congress declare one???

Anonymous said...

Black folks sure like to kill each other........

Anonymous said...

Moar soy nonsense from the looney left.

Anonymous said...

Waste, fraud and abuse must be eliminated. Libtard judge is wrong. Will be overturned.

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mike from iowa said...

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/watch-senator-blatantly-peeks-at-his-opponents-answer-and-copies-it-in-wild-debate-moment/

magats can't win without cheating.

Anonymous said...

Did you know that “Nazi” stands for “National Socialism”? Adolf Hitler HATED capitalism and divided the world by race. Does that put him on the left or the right? Hear what Dennis has to say.

https://youtu.be/beKk6kNIJXE?si=McjlUYAROpp2kjar

Anonymous said...

Classic marxist projection. Right out of Saul Alinskys Rules for Radicals.

Anonymous said...

Why do blue states and cities refuse to give their voter roll records to the DOJ????
Because of all the illegal aliens on them

Anonymous said...

False. America does not have to participate in your delusion.
Iran has no major military assets anymore.
Losing 500 million a day in revenue

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☆☆☆☆ said...

Mountains
Alcohol
Guns
Anons

Anonymous said...

“Why do blue states and cities refuse to give their voter roll records to the DOJ????”

Why does Trump think the DOJ have any right to states’ voter rolls? Presidents don’t run elections.

Anonymous said...

“Did you know that ‘Nazi’ stands for ‘National Socialism’? Adolf Hitler HATED capitalism and divided the world by race. Does that put him on the left or the right?”

Easy: the right.

The Nazis weren’t socialists; they were liars.

The Nazis weren’t anti-capitalist. Rich Germans supported the Nazis, and wanted to put them into government, because it would keep the actual socialists out of government.

And right-wingers love to divide people by race! Their divisions always somehow always put whites at the top and non-whites at the bottom (or exterminated, in the case of the Nazis).

mike from iowa said...

magats, starting with Raygun, destroyed America's middle class...

https://www.alternet.org/trump-supporter-reality/

dinthebeast said...

The war that Fergus is losing. Why do you suppose congress hasn't declared war? (Hint: they are about to get their asses kicked over the war, even without having approved it officially. Diesel is six dollars a gallon,)

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

A woman is a female human who will never, ever have sex with a despicable MAGA like you. A woman is a creature that you have never touched in your whole miserable life.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Everyone with two working neurons to rub together knows what Nazi stands for. Only an idiot MAGA would hold it up as if it were news or relevant to a political argument.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

mike from iowa said...

https://apnews.com/article/black-men-voters-trump-democrats-harris-elections-15a7a6aa8ecdd757b4c1c00d9a5027de

Two questions...What's up with this and is this common?

dinthebeast said...

Bobby's brainworm strikes again:

“A coroner in Pennsylvania announced the death of a 40-year-old woman associated with the state’s ongoing measles outbreak. The death appears to mark the third in the U.S. state’s ongoing outbreak,” The Guardian reports.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

If you're predicting that all Black men will behave or vote a certain way because they're Black, some of them will prove you wrong because they are just people, and people behave and vote in all manner of ways.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

OK, two things: First, Fergus has this right but about the wrong technology: China is taking the lead in clean energy, which will be the largest market in the future worldwide.
Second, Fergus is beginning to sound a lot like dubya and his "ownership society" push for housing construction and cheap lending that were holding his shaky economy afloat before the crash with his cheerleading for the AI spending holding our current shaky economy afloat before the... you get the picture:

“President Donald Trump on Sunday appeared to dismiss calls from top artificial intelligence leaders to slow down development of AI models, saying that the United States needed to maintain its competitive edge over China,” the Washington Post reports.

Said Trump: “We’re leading China in AI, we’re the most sophisticated country in the world, and frankly I want to keep it that way. Whoever wins AI wins.”

-Doug in Sugar Pine

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Anonymous said...

China gets 95% of its energy from fossil fuels and nuclear.

Anonymous said...

25 million unwashed illegal alien asses let in by biden/harris

Anonymous said...

Many black americans are voting republican.

Anonymous said...

False. Democrats raising taxes and selling out America to China did.

Anonymous said...

Why did the DNC endorse and fund graham platner, a nazi in Maine??

dinthebeast said...

China is the leading producer of renewables derived electricity.
42% of China’s electricity was generated from clean sources in 2025, in line with the global average of 43%. 2025 saw a fall in power sector emission due to a decline in coal generation.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Many, many more will vote Democratic.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

They didn't. Their lack of support was the reason he gave for dropping out.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Then how did the Houthis shut down shipping in the Red Sea? $500 million is somewhere between a quarter and half of what we are spending each day for Fergus' stupid, stupid war.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dinthebeast said...

Whereas Mikey Jesus is still supporting Brandon Herrera.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

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