I have a friend who bought this really nice sports car a few years back, and he wouldn't let his nineteen year old son at the time get within a hundred yards of it. No matter how much the kid begged him, he would say no. He just couldn't trust him with such an expensive and exotic car.
I was reminded of my friend when I woke up to the news this morning of America and Israel jointly invading Iran. Donald Trump, eager to get the Epstein mess from the headlines, decided that he would put American allies in the Middle East, and the lives of countless individuals at risk. He did this, by the way, without congressional approval.
The moment Donald Trump got the keys to our very advanced and expensive military apparatus, we all knew that we were in trouble. Like a nineteen year old in control of an exotic sports car, he just couldn't help himself. He had to test it out. All that power at his fingertips was intoxicating. Throw in this Epstein mess, and his inability to get it off the front-page, and you just knew something like this was coming.
"The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties. That often happens in war,"
I hear ya Mr. Trump. We know, of course, whose lives will not be lost in such a conflict: That of your sons, or the sons and daughters of your billionaire class friends. So much for being an isolationist and being an "America first" president. I can only imagine what the MAGA cult members are going through right now. This is NOT what they voted for, and yet they cannot abandon their Dear Leader.
Relax MAGA. Just one more sip of the Kool-Aid and it will all go away.
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MAGA does not use projection.
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/03/04/reports-claim-u-s-arming-kurds-to-fight-iran/
Iranians everywhere are happy!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/c36uuUbmwY8?si=XjckybGgS61MgiAs
So the thing about gross incompetence as an operating principle is that some things are difficult enough to require some level of expertise to successfully accomplish. Take logistics for example.
The munitions burn rate of operation Epstein Furry is fairly typical for that kind of operation, and after only a few days of it we're running out of weapons. Four days of Epstein Furry has burned through more than four years of supporting Ukraine.
The fy26 DOD budget is, all told, more than a trillion US dollars, and fy25 was more than $800 billion.
I don't support the invasion of Iran just as I didn't support the invasion of Iraq in 2003, but if you're going to invade, you should have someone other than a Fox News moron in charge of the pentagon, or else you can run out of weapons with a trillion dollar budget.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
"Iranians everywhere are happy!!"
Last I checked no one voted for nor signed up to pay for Iranian happiness. Good for them but we're the ones still stuck in a theocracy with a delusional despotic leader. I need them to return the favor.
No wonder Texas tried so hard to bugger the vote yesterday:
“Latino voters flocked to Tuesday’s Democratic primary in Texas in droves, reversing a long-running erosion for the party ahead of this year’s pivotal midterms,” Politico reports.
“The numbers were dramatic: In five different rural majority-Latino counties, more votes were cast in Tuesday’s Democratic primary than for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.”
-Doug in Sugar Pine
MAGA does not use toothpaste or toilet paper.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93wwq1n542o
“Latino voters flocked to Tuesday’s Democratic primary in Texas in droves, reversing a long-running erosion for the party ahead of this year’s pivotal midterms.”
Wow, I wonder what could explain all the Latino abandonment of the Republican Party? Could it possibly have to do with Trump having campaigned on only deporting the scariest of criminals, but once elected just rounding up anyone who’s Mexican-looking? Could it be that?
I dunno, guys. It’s a total mystery.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/2/23/2369875/-Cartoon-Better-things-are-possible
So the felonfuckface is enlisting the help of Kurds in Iran because
the dumbfuck felon and operation epic fuckup bit off moar than they can chew.
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Record Numbers of Workers Are Raiding Their 401(k) Savings
Paywall.
magats have a concept of a plan of an endgame which includes blaming Biden and Obama for the war.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTrOqguJJIQ
magat corruption never ceases...
https://dakotafreepress.com/2026/03/04/republican-crony-capitalists-suing-noems-son-in-law-for-stealing-business/
Trump has fired ICE Barbie Kristi Noem! Hooray!
Trump has replaced her with ignorant, angry redneck Markwayne Mullin. F*ck.
My elation lasted all of ten seconds.
For reference, Markwayne Mullin is the idiot who challenged the leader of the Teamsters union to a fistfight during a Senate hearing. He's that dimwit.
Welp, is she still gonna be in those stupid commercials??????
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/trump-kristi-noem-homeland-security
“Welp, is she still gonna be in those stupid commercials??????”
I guess they’ll have to reshoot them all with Markwayne (redneckiest name ever) telling lies instead of Crusty Gnome.
And, yes, those ads are chock full of lies. CBP & ICE aren’t mostly deporting criminals. And if you’re here illegally, you cannot turn yourself in and then come back legally. Not for ten years anyway — you’re banned by federal law.
I wonder if he’ll wear all the same sassy cosplay uniforms as Kristi. It wouldn’t be surprising, since Markwayne is another pretend-tough-guy Republican.
Buh-bye bird legged ho, hello dumbest motherfucker in the senate (Tuberville is leaving to run for governor.)
So Fergus is just now figuring out that his retarded invasion will shut down the Strait of Hormuz and all of the oil and LNG that flows through it. Like the evacuation of US citizens from the war zone, he just had no plan to deal with it before he started bombing. That's what you get when you build your cabinet out of ass-kissers and dumbfucks who came from Fox News.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Time for you to dry clean the Barney suit.
PURGE ALL ILLEGALS
Please self deport.
Zero illegal border crossings. 1 million voluntary deportations. 143,000 lost children found. Fentanyl coming into the country down huge.
You don't fire that person. You "reassign" them.Zero illegal border crossings. 1 million voluntary deportations. 143,000 lost children found. Fentanyl coming into the country down huge.
You don't fire that person. You "reassign" them.
False
USA is a Constitutional Republic.
If you dont like it here just move.
What war??
Totally false.
False. All part of the plan.
https://www.ice.gov/self-deportation
Marxist projection
They'll just transfer Cory and the fuck-plane to the bullshit "Shield of the Americas" thingie that Fergus has dreamed up after invading Venezuela.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
The democrat play book
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_for_Radicals
Beauty? Queen Lindsey Halogen is under investigation by Floriduh bar.
Dow was down almost 1000 points again today. The felon says he must he;p pick Iran's new leader.
All figures you posted are false.
This was doomed under the Roberts court's immunity ruling, but it does set precedent for investigating a former president:
The Justice Department, after calls by President Trump to investigate former President Joseph R. Biden Jr., scrutinized whether Mr. Biden and his aides broke the law in using the autopen to sign presidential documents, but was ultimately unable to move forward with making a case, according to three people briefed on the matter.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Pay up, Ferg:
On Wednesday evening, Judge Richard Eaton of International Trade ordered the Trump administration to begin the process of refunding 130 billion to global importers that were collected by his yo-yo tariffs.
After the Supreme Court invalidated Trump's tariffs, the case was kicked down to the EIT to determine how they should be handled.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Remember how magats claimed Dems weaponized the FBI to in vestigate right wing not for profit groups and it turned out to be like one branch office in Phillie or somewhere?
every branch of the felon's crime ring hs b een weaponized against perceived enemies of the felon.
Pedophiles all the way down:
“Just months after President Trump’s mass pardons for Jan. 6 rioters freed him from prison, a Florida man repeatedly sexually abused two middle-school aged children,” NPR reports.
“On Thursday, the man, Andrew Paul Johnson, was sentenced to life in prison, after a Florida jury found him guilty of five criminal charges, including molestation, lewd and lascivious exhibition and transmission of material harmful to a minor.”
-Doug in Sugar Pine
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/lesbian-dei-hire-captain-new-zealand-navy-ship/
Democrats invented minor attracted persons.
Marxist projection again.
Temporary
So the FBI agents Crash Pedal fired to make Fergus happy who were Iran specialists with decades of experience studying Iran did what again to make Fergus want them fired?
Investigated Fergus for stealing classified documents and hiding them in his bathroom.
What was in those stolen documents?
Secret war plans for Iran.
This choad can't stop stomping on his own dick.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/markets/stocks-slide-oil-prices-climb-iran-says-counter-ground-invasion-rcna261952
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-tKHVIDF4oU
Documentary on democrats
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2034034107496827&vanity=EvanDyer86
Temporary. Move along....
False. President gets to have classified materials. VP and senators no after retiring.
Deep state agents. Needed removed from govt payrolls.
Biden had a tranny show on the WH lawn for Easter.
Giggle no.
Democrats are communists
All true. Its called reality. Like how men cannot get pregnant.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/john-fetterman-slams-democrats-not-supporting-iran-strikes/
Pilot, you still piloting airships? Curious iowan would like to know.
No, stoopid. It is called truth to power. Another thing magats can't fathom.
From America's Finest News Source™, the Onion:
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact
Published: March 5, 2026
The White House has defended strikes on Iran, stating that the country’s leaders are “paying for their crimes against America.” The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding President Trump’s war.
MYTH: As commander-in-chief, Trump has the authority to take military action.
FACT: It is unconstitutional for a U.S. president to declare war without the approval of the Knesset.
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war.
FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”
MYTH: God anointed Donald Trump to wage war on Iran.
FACT: God anointed Donald Trump to cut funding to Sesame Street.
MYTH: A war between the U.S. and Iran is necessary for Jesus Christ to return in glory.
FACT: Jesus is holding out until Paraguay and Kyrgyzstan finally go at it.
MYTH: These attacks will lead to retaliatory strikes on U.S. citizens.
FACT: Wait, shit, really?
MYTH: These strikes will diminish America’s standing on the world stage.
FACT: Hey, if they were still with us up until now, God bless.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/mar/06/humanity-heating-planet-faster-than-ever-before-study-finds
Blame bloviating bullshit artist magats for this.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/05/stock-market-today-live-updates.html
Dow down another 400 points and energy prices spike thanks to the felon, who swore he was bringing energy prices down.
U S likely guilty party on bombing of school where 160 girls were killed.
https://crooksandliars.com/2026/03/times-investigation-finds-us-likely-source
Fettermanchin is out of his goddamn mind, and not from the stroke.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
"Dow down another 400 points"
So this isn't a good time for Pam Bondi to testify?🤷🏾
A billion dollars and one dead US soldier per day because Fergus was too goddamn dumb to leave the JCPOA alone:
The war with Iran is costing the U.S. an estimated $1 billion a day, according to two congressional sources with knowledge of the matter. Based on that estimate, the U.S. has spent at least $5 billion on the war since it began on Feb. 28. … The estimate was first reported by The Atlantic.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has a few parting words and parting shots for Kristi Noem:
Hey, Kristi Noem,
Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Here's your legacy: Corruption and chaos, parents and children teargassed, moms and nurses - US citizens - getting shot in the face. Now that you're gone, don't think you get to just walk away. I guarantee you, you will still be held accountable.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
“So this isn't a good time for Pam Bondi to testify?”
I wonder what her excuse for malice, incompetence, and corruption will be this time? It was already insane during her last testimony, when she (a) wrongly gave credit to Trump for the stock market rising, which was due to AI developers, not Trump; and (b) suggested that high stock prices could somehow make up for letting Epstein sex criminals going free, as well as Trump’s other, numerous failures and disasters.
But now that Trump has set fire to the stock market and jacked up gas prices with his idiotic war, she’ll have to get even crazier to find something she can even pretend is a successful Trump policy.
So Fergus' good friend Putin is supplying Iran with targeting data about US positions in the area of the conflict.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/03/pam-bondi-lying-doj-supreme-court-florida.html
Bondi is making up laws to protect lying DOJ lawyers from state charges.
$43 for a half of a tank of gas for our '98 Honda CRV. Thanks a lot, Fergus. I hope your balls drop off into your shoe and you step on them.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Barack Obama's eulogy for Jesse Jackson. God damn it was good to hear him speak again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvrxJ1dTnXE
-Doug in Sugar Pine
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/data-center-jobs-ohio
136 million dollar data center being built in Ohio will create 10 jobs.
Remember when dubya ignored the "Bin Laden determined to strike in US" PDB?:
The White House is blocking top U.S. intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement across the country about rising threats to the homeland tied to his war with Iran, the Daily Mail reports.
The FBI, Homeland Security, and the National Counterterrorism Center were preparing to put out a joint intelligence statement on Friday to state and local authorities alerting them of a heightened threat due to the ongoing war in Iran.
The five-page bulletin blocked by the White House provides specific details on how Iranian proxies may carry out attacks across the country.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Persia has been around for how many thousand years now?:
“A classified report by the National Intelligence Council found that even a large-scale assault on Iran launched by the United States would be unlikely to oust the Islamic republic’s entrenched military and clerical establishment, a sobering assessment as the Trump administration raises the specter of an extended military campaign that officials say has ‘only just begun,'” the Washington Post reports.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
So the Republicans can be down to one Black person in the ENTIRE congress. No wonder they can get away with calling us watermelon people and the N word in group chats.🤷🏾
https://www.blackenterprise.com/the-black-republican-starting-five-is-dwindling-down-to-one/?fbclid=IwY2xjawQZtwxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA80MDk5NjI2MjMwODU2MDkAAR4rQB_P0iCUlCose_qzybejgbxRPvWIKEaiwPd_9BTb2r8tkjT-Om-sPbErXg_aem_dXhoAMMpmZZgCVn5uMsmcQ
Don't worry Doug, I was assured by anon that it will only be temporary and nothing to worry about. Dear leader will fix everything.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/gotcha-adam-schiff-falls-right-bill-mahers-trap/
Maor lefty pablum
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If he'd appointed smarter idiots, they could have gotten away with more damage:
“A federal judge in Washington ruled Saturday that Kari Lake has unlawfully served as chief executive of the U.S. Agency for Global Media, which oversees Voice of America, and nullified many actions she has taken in the role, including mass layoffs of staff,” the Washington Post reports.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Democrats could never get away with this shit....
https://newrepublic.com/article/207467/donald-trump-presidency-free-fall
So it looks like Fergus has shingles, and is probably in a lot of pain. Which would explain both his wearing of a goddamn baseball cap at a funeral, and his pain-medication induced inability to string two sentences together lately.
When I got the shingles vaccine, I got 10% off of my grocery bill twice, as it takes two doses months apart.
I hope he gets better soon, as he has an important job to do, but in the meanwhile, I hope it hurts like hell.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
TDS
FALSE
TRUMP IS GREAT
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